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desharon:
I'm the queen in my kingdom. man...

That is what I am saying. You are a queen because a clueless guy who does not know what dating is all about is desperate about marriage.

Any guy that asks for you genotype so soon should not be good enough to make you feel like a royal superstar!

desharon:
@op.. very much on point. some guys can be really annoying on chatts that one tends to wonder the specie he is made of. one annoying chatt dat I received yesternight on FB that almost ruin my sleep....
guy: hi... desharon, tnx for accepting me.
me: U ar heartly welcome
guy: Ur profile says dat U graduated frm my sch, wot yr?
me: *no reply..
guy: it also says U ar in lagos, where in lagos?
me: *no reply..
guy: are U working, if U are working what do U do for a living, I mean what kind of work or job do U do?
me: who are are U?
guy: my name is Ola... a very hardworking guy, Godfearing, honest, goodlooking, single and searching. are U single?
me: U ask too much questions, what exactly did U study in school?
I have to turn off the chatt but he wouldn't stop calling n asking me to come online. eventually, I decided to help his lonely self by going online n the next question was.. what is Ur genotype and Ur blood group?
Imagine!

And you felt like a superstar?

Any human being who believes this promise is definitely a fool, a big fool and nothing but a fool- I mean a hoplessly irredeemable fool! No apologies.

God bless you Op for this thread. These are the kind of threads that should make front page, not useless threads about the private lives of the so-called celebrities.

If this thread makes front page, at least, some of our girls will stop posing as if they are dancing to Awilo when they want to take pics! Happy new year OP, and one bottle of origin for you!

God punish this woman! Breast na thing wey dey take seduce men? Breast wey full everywhere!

Breast is cheap jare!

Assuming you have the ability to pay for the tear nylon kia outright, I would have advised you to go for it.
As it stands, buy a toks from 2005 and you won't regret it. Go with a good mecho to inspect it for you.
Moral: Brand new cars are better than tokunbo cars IF AND ONLY IF you can pay outright for it.
Why buy a car that would be worn out by the time you are completing the payment?

For someone who earns a modest 50k per month, he will have to work for five years before he can buy the garment!

Good evening. Please send the past questions to my friends mail provided below. Jah bless!

gogundairo@yahoo.com

What is on her appointment letter. That is the koko.

What is the fuss about lecturing self? Methinks lecturing is more risky that banking, because of cultists!

My advice is that you should stay there and hope you are promoted, while doing your further studies.

And you need to create a new love for your job. Banking is more interesting when you are still learning the ropes, but after one year, you would have mastered everything and the job becomes boring.

That is when you need to dig out a new love for your job!

Sile12:
Lens wahaala..

Play station1 is the only Console (CD Reader) you turn upside down to enable the loading to be ........................

Guy ori e foka sibe. I had the smaller ps1 and at a stage, I had to turn it upside down for it to function.

I had the nintendo family comm dendy junior 2, sega mega drive, ps1 and ps2.

I still have and play my ps2 which my mum bought for me in 2005! I was in 200 level then.

Blisters nearly finish man fingers!

And the good old watergame!

My first car is a 2002 honda accord babyboy. I bought it in may (28 yrs, 3 months) for one million.

Its been cool all these six months.

I got 700mb but my BIS is still on. 400 naira free airtime for better!

My question and anger is what happens to those who don't know an oba or politician?

idumuose:
Even dentists have tried all the tricks in their books in order to turn Tinubu's teeth white.

Lagos state monthly allocation cannot change the colour if it's invested in Tinubu's teeth.

Guy, you get fight with Tinubu before?

In Ebenezer Obey's voice; Vanity upon vanity, all is vanity, vanity!

pompido:
Well, I can tell you for a fact that this figure isn't quite accurate for Union Bank.

Union Bank offers 2.25pa before tax with 0.25 as variable income per annum based on performance. If performance isn't up to par, no variable pay.

2.25million p.a divided by 12 gives 187,500 per month. Deduct tax, pension etc. That leaves around 130 - 150k as take home. All these on a 2years bond worth 2million naira.

I think you are about right with KPMG cos I've got people in there but the beauty of Kong is the bulk payment made to staffs 4times a year (at least 400k is paid twice out of the 4times and that is to fresher).
Cheers

Union Bank has reviewed salaries twice this year, and entry level now is N3.1M! FACT!

See as Mikel dey jog follow that sudanese in possession of the ball! No marking or charging!

Awon omo wa ko daa ni jare!

3.8 billion naira can build a lot of schools and make learning comfortable for many children.

I wonder how our rulers think.

These politicians are not serious jare.

They keep looking for where to butter their loaves of bread.

LWKMD! Running mate abi fvvucking mate?

Atiku don displace I-GO -DIE for my mind as the best comedian in Nigeria!

And the way girls ran after these doctors during NYSC was crazy!

Na from home, but karma dey!

But don't blame them! When your friend made it quick and large with a job at Chevron nkko?

You now want Ada Or Segun to start small by selling recharge card? When his classmate who works with etisalat is cruising a 2005 lexus aroung and feeling like a superstar?

Naetochukwu:
It took my brother 3weeks to learn how to drive, 3years gone and am still learning.

Hopefully When I get married hubby will be there to drive me around for now taxi's will do.
Na waoh

But its easy to pose with that cool ride!

In the early 90s, my dad taught my mum driving with the good old volkswagen beetle, and they would always end each session with quarrels.

Methinks learning to drive an auto should not be a problem sha!

Ladies don't wanna learn driving, but they enjoy being driven around lol!

The question is what do you ladies carry about? Toiletries, make up stuffs and the likes! Even middle aged and old women are not left out!

naturally:
You know they have to carry along tissue, lip gloss, jotter, Biro, phones, purse, handkerchief, spare pad, powder, eye pencil, spare earrings, biscuit, sweet, chew gum, chocolate

Wahala dey o. Like seriously, don't they ever get tired?