₦airaland Forum

yuncka:
Yes oo, My beloved President. Continue training and working out because dat will come handy in fanning and running errands for senior inmates in Kirikiri.

And those senior inmates are Tinubu and Amechi abi?

[size=8pt][/size]Make mama Peace no follow jog o. I still need her to be the first lady in GEJ's second term!

GEJ joor, GEJ jare!

Free madness.
Na the same remote control them dey carry control the two idiottas.

(To the rest)
The shape eh? ... Well I'm going to keep driving it, if only to annoy other motorists.[/quote]The shape of that car is annoying really.

The babyboy is cool. I bought a 2002 honda babyboy with V6 engine in maylast year and the car has been a real blessing.

I have only had to change the brakepads, apart from regular servicing(oil and oil filter). Go for the babyboy and you won't regret.

Go for the one with higher pay. There is nothing called job security.

Before he enters you, make syre you have sucked him and he has come at least once. The less the volume of semen he has inside, the more he spends before coming.

And pls, let him use his tougue well on your punnany.

You can't blame the teacher. She could be looking for a date. When she closes from school, she would be hoping to catch a guy with her wickedly-shaped baka!
Conclusion: The packaging is not for the students.

Over half of screams during sex are actually faked! The solution is to PLEAD with the man to talk to his wife. I am sure she won't scream like that if they had to Bleep in enemy territory during a bloody war.

Just gba kamu because you have been used and dumped.
The guy knew what he wanted from the outset. He executed his gameplan perfectly.

Not bad! My first salary after NYSC five years ago was 7000 lol.

I just wish the thirty-year-old guy can read this and move on with his life. This Op is not worth being with because she is not matured emotionally! I pity the guy.
Igbo atuu lo n ko owo is!

Everybody should prepare for the worst, and people should refrain from buying fastcars for now!

The guy looks like Yemi Solade!

Number 10 so on point!

Pinkiedearie:
Pweetie cutie...she looks like me tho

Can't stop laughing @ your profile pic

Yes, because there is a long distance between the head of the guy and the head of the lady. I wonder how they kiss!

jay44:
where is ur sense

You should know where it is!

Buhari will not attend.
Next pls!

Who cares about your big for nothing ass? Many girls can't offer you anything apart from their boobs, backsides and punnanies. No value at all!

Silly lady displaying her boobs lol. Born two pikin and you won't be proud of those babyfriendlies again! A woman was here yesterday seeking suggestions on how to revive her fallen boobs after two kids!

Is it change or balance?

mfm04622:
How many times do we need to educate you before you learn? Buhari NEVER made that statement! Lawal Kaita of PDP did. I hope you are not a graduate of any tertiary institution. If you are, you are not representing that school well!

I need to make more findings about this. Yes, I am a graduate of a tertiary institution, but my certificate is with the military!

Ryabcool:
you can't even spell sabotage well. Or did the opposition sabotage your post too? Dumb cretin who has lost his conscience a long time ago

That was a typographical error. Then, calling me a dumb cretin makes me laugh because I am very confident of my reasoning capabilities.

tempest69:
mumus in a descending order
YOU* dummy
FFK* Brain Cancer career
OKUPE* indomie brain
SAMBO* dummy
GEJ* clueless one
FAYOSE* Tape rule
MUA'ZU* Adamu, dolo

Sabbotage was a typographical error. I bet you won't beat me in an English exam! Concerning me being a dummy, its your opinion, and you are entitled to it. I don't have to prove to a fool that I am not one.

Alexisu:
Another terrible comment by another clueless fellow.

Cluelessness reign supreme in our country.

God help Nigeria from the hand of our clueless leaders.



Anxiously waiting for March.

We don dey March oga! The month when Buhari go march to Katsina!

Yes, its part of making the country ungovernable!

That was what Buhari promised when he lost the last elections. God knows what he will promise when he loses again this month! Sabbotage everywhere!

somegirl1:
Surgery might be the only physical option.
I'm so scared of my breasts falling, I wear a bra all the time.

Sorry to burst your bubble, your baby friendlies go sag one day! There is just no remedy! The car you bought brand new five years ago cannot remain the same now.

The important thing is that ladies should pray to marry sensible men who won't expect their b00bs to remain pointed and their kittycats to remain tight after two children!

Adesiji77:
Abi now, we don tire for these 'banker this' 'banker that' stories.

Bankers are not the only ones that will be affected as a result of this economic downturn.

Besides, many banks are still recruiting.

Tell them Sir! No be only bankers dey suffer for Greece!

Oga OP, no be only bankers go suffer the economic meltdown o. There is a state government that just slashed salaries by 10%, I can't remember the state now!

Federal and state civil servants will also be retrenched! We are talking about oil going below 50 dollars per barrel! Small and medium scale enterprises who cannot service bank loans will also lay off staff.

Staff of oil companies will also be laid off because of reduced revenue.

Businesses and enterpreneurship that you guys are always recommending will suffer too. You set up a fast food business in a bad economy. Who will patronise you when everybody is busy soaking garri?

Na all man go follow suffer, so pls free bamkers, and not all bankers will be sacked, so aiye pare ti!

The word 'change' has eresed this story from the heads of some Nigerians with short memories!

Martins301:
Did Fashola perform incredibly well in Lagos in terms of power, education and health?

Was Ameachi adjudged the best governor in Nigeria as a result of his performance in Education, Agriculture, Health, Infrastructure and Job Creation?

Is Buhari the person who will assume office if APC wins election?

If you honestly answer yes to any of the questions above then all I can tell you is Nigeria will be in better and safer hands if Buhari wins.

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Jonathan has done brilliantly well in his six years of ruling this country, but he has not been blowing his trumpet enough!
Amechi is only crying wolf because he was not getting as much as he wanted in PDP. He is not interested in the masses. His problems with PDP started with Bamanga Tukur.
Fashola has done well in Lagos, but he can't swear with Sango that he is a corrupt-free.