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Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Isaacmacdon(m): 10:04pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
emusmith:
Nor worry, its gon be alright I pray so |
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Nobody: 10:05pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
naijaboiy: That number 7 ehn!
A girl will just be too free with you even on the first day of meeting. Although I'm not the type that's quick to judge and call her names because after all,,its what both of us will enjoy.
Now,,while that's a little bit relieving as it will make the work easier it's still somewhat a put off for me.
Put up a little defence before you give in so as to make the task a bit hard.
Even the Lion doesn't feel victorious when he gets a very easy prey to feed on. I am still on your case o |
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by naijaboiy: 10:07pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
oreos:
I am still on your case o And you are? |
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Nobody: 10:09pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
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Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by safarigirl(f): 10:11pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
emusmith:
I like weird girls but I don't know which category you fall in...Category 7 or 77? Like space gal or.. more like Category 99.... I'm the type of weird nobody can peg/some Nlers even thought I was queer / they're like "she raps, she's a sports girl/, she writes romance, she doesn't believe in love, yeah?/ She hates men, she's a feminist/ she's a b*tch,an anomaly, she's transgendered, who the phuck is she?/ One day you love her, then you hate her/ she pisses me off, she's just a hater/ if you cross her, she go burn you/ you too get mouth, na who born you?/ I don tell them, me na jeje/ i'm just too real, so i'll school you/ Imma say my mind,.nigga screw you/ but i'm cool too, like i'm Fergie 2/ got a dirty mind, but i'm.very kind/ why i'm wasting rhymes, on a certain guy/ so when they ask you "is Safari weird?/ make you tell them yes/ In fact "very weird" ...meanwhile, those are weak lines 4 Likes |
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by naijaboiy: 10:11pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
oreos:
Your nemesis Goodluck with that. |
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by safarigirl(f): 10:13pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
igboboy3:
You are feeling like quadratic equation, okwa ya? no, any eediot can solve quadaratic equation....I'm more of quantum physics |
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Nobody: 10:15pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
safarigirl: more like Category 99....
I'm the type of weird nobody can peg/some Nlers even thought I was queer / they're like "she raps, she's a sports girl/, she writes romance, she doesn't believe in love, yeah?/ She hates men, she's a feminist/ she's a b*tch,an anomaly, she's transgendered, who the phuck is she?/ One day you love her, then you hate her/ she pisses me off, she's just a hater/ if you cross her, she go burn you/ you too get mouth, na who born you?/ I don tell them, me na jeje/ i'm just too real, so i'll school you/ Imma say my mind,.nigga screw you/ but i'm cool too, like i'm Fergie 2/ got a dirty mind, but i'm.very kind/ why i'm wasting rhymes, on a certain guy/ so when they ask you "is Safari weird?/ make you tell them yes/ In fact "very weird"
...meanwhile, those are weak lines Lmao: In your mind, you're rapping ba? Iffa hear! Wasted rhymes, as if you know :p |
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by igboboy3(m): 10:17pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
safarigirl: no, any eediot can solve quadaratic equation....I'm more of quantum physics Any MIT postdoc can solve quantum physics, you're more of a black hole |
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Nobody: 10:18pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
Nice one op,now i have the "microscope"to examine this two chicks in my pipeline. |
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by safarigirl(f): 10:20pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
emusmith:
Lmao: In your mind, you're rapping ba? Iffa hear!
Wasted rhymes, as if you know :p lol...no be say na for my mind. I bet you can't even string 2 bars. They're weak by my standards, mikuz will tell you all about my stint on Rap Section...can't be wasting d-ope rhymes on Romancelanders :p |
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by safarigirl(f): 10:23pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
igboboy3:
Any MIT postdoc can solve quantum physics, you're more of a black hole an MIT postdoc is no eediot. I bet you can't find one of those on NL |
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Nobody: 10:23pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
safarigirl: lol...no be say na for my mind. I bet you can't even string 2 bars.
They're weak by my standards, mikuz will tell you all about my stint on Rap Section...can't be wasting d-ope rhymes on Romancelanders :p Ok...no more derailing. See me in my office |
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by sonofananimal2: 10:24pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
emusmith:
Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition.
Well, I'm pretty sure you're acquainted with the mantra/maxim, "by their fruits, you shall know..."
Have you ever experienced or seen a pretty girl keep diving from one relationship status to another?
Today, Married; Tomorrow, Single; Saturday; Complicated; Sunday; Married to the Lord
If Yes, I guess you are with me on this
This is a common and abysmal situation and I hope to PINPOINT WHAT'S IN FOR THE GUYS.
The PURPOSE of this thread is:
1. To enlighten guys so they figure out the Ready and the Ripe girls lest they keep wasting their time around the heartless and 'homicidal' ones.
2. To understand the body language the lady who sincerely doesn't appreciate your presence and thus pull out as a big boy.
3. To reveal the tactical approach SOME 21st century ladies now use to cheat on guys, friend zone some and break the hearts of the rest.
Without much ado, let's get down to biz:
1. The Truly Engaged
Trust me, if you see them you'll know. Most, if not all always go around with their rings. While chatting with her, she notices when you're 5KM away to touching the soft spot of her heart, immediately no matter how cute you are, her replies are no longer frequent. She hardly reply you. Most times, she changes her dp flashing her engagement ring. That's telling you, Back Off! I respect that!
2. The Heart Broken
These set of ladies are everywhere, seriously. Most times, the reason is because they look out for the wrong things in a man. Their friends are not helping matters too- they all discuss guys with the latest cars, wears, houses; MUNDANE THINGS! This kind will see a hustling guy that loves her, friend zone him while she cheats with Mr. Bigboy. The hustling guy discovers, leaves her. The Big boy has other girlfriends, she discovers, feel cheated and walks away. She comes to NL and say, Guys are the same. Very funny! Miss Heart Broken acts repulsively towards guys. Her past experience was painful. Yea! Whose fault?
3. Single And Welcoming
She is always nice and kind hearted. You will not hear her say harsh words to guys. To her, "my maga may be watching; the wall have ears, you know." You may think she is faking it when unlike most feminists supports the motion, " The man is the head and the woman is the "neck", lol ", She is not. She just wants a guy who would love her and not toy with her heart, perhaps godly. I guess, parental influence has its toll on her.
4. Relationship COMPLICATED
This type often have her standards she has created for her ideal man and trust me, she is no where near becoming that. You see her most of the times walking down with different guys and you wonder, This chick has a long list of suitors. Yes, she has. Most times, she has a not-so-nice temperament. (Whether pretty or not). She has a bad temper and doesn't know how to curb it. On social networks, quote her and she rants heaven and earth, calling you names. That kind of girl is a bomb going to a guy's life to happen; the plenty guys sees it and stylishly walks away. She doesn't understand. She even goes spiritual. That's not the way hun, be patient with others. Start sticking your neck for "strangers". Quit selfishness.
5. Middle Of Nowhere
This is not being the previous. This kind of girl is mostly a "girlie girl". She is just growing but wants that to happen in a hurry. She might have a "good body" but she is still a "child". Sincerely, they are in every social network. That's the kind four friends in one hostel are sleeping with. She is just a Learner. Hers is a step above being complicated. Have you watched the movie, LOST? She is Lost. Her type on Social network always use very "strong" and offensive language when angry. She hates the word, "Love". Some of them believe in love but in a nonexistent form. At 20, she is FULLY AWARE, if you know what I mean. My Advice: Quit all those sexual involvements you call Relationship by all means. You'll see a 19 year old girl saying she wants to "marry" just because of cohabitation. Wetin she sabi?
6. The Single And Desperate
Hmm. I do encourage this set of ladies to keep being focused by being and developing themselves and making good use of their time preparing to be a wife indeed. You see, those that revolt my candid words believe they can force a guy to love them and get into relationship with them through indulging in the following:
A. Trapping him with pregnancy. B. Going unclad with an aim of enticing. C. Going out with married men. D. Enticing their friend's boyfriend etc.
The desperate type on Social network don't have patience. They discover you're upcoming and visionary, they delete you, shaperly! No time! Desperation blindfolds! Sister Patience, be patient!
7. The Flirty Flirts
Some call them, "olo...". I just don't use the word. Errrrm...it's not visible on the dp, you know. I believe, you need an extra skill to detect this kind who are there to drain the precious life outa your "battery". You can call them "Delilah" because they're subtle and cunning. They may not necessarily ask for cash but they get so affectionate with you that makes you think you've won gold...you dey dust! She laughs easily; rolls on you simply; smiles sweetly; plays care freely BUT her heart wanders widely. Do you still think you don't need an extra skill? May you not enter that One-Chance!
In conclusion: Like Barack Obama said, Critics will always rise and they did against his superb idea of, US CLIMATE CHANGE PLAN and IRAN NUCLEAR BOMB DEAL. As a FREELANCE Writer, I don't care about bashing others. I care more about distributing knowledge, whether perfect or imperfect. I learn and move ahead!
Gracias!
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Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Nobody: 10:26pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
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Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by safarigirl(f): 10:26pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
emusmith:
Ok...no more derailing. See me in my office very few people will post on an FP thread that's 3 pages in. People like to post on threads where they can be assured of many likes. And that only happens if you make the first 2 pages. Only Politics section gets you lots of likes on 3 pages and above 2 Likes |
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by sonofananimal2: 10:27pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
emusmith:
Just smiling? IN MY GOOD MOOD TODAY |
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Nobody: 10:29pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
safarigirl: babe, no dey waste time with that nigga, he's as confused as I am.
People who make lists of the opposite sex and seem like they know all about the opposite sex and keeping relationships more often than not cannot keep a relationship. Lol, you're really funny |
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Nobody: 10:29pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
safarigirl: I am weird. Everyone who knows me says i'm weird. Nobody can figure me out. Perhaps why all heae categorizatoons never quite get me.
Honestly, i'm a lot of things and still, i'm nothing. just furnish me with your current pics and give me 5 seconds. |
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by babiskinado(m): 10:29pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
You're a good writer. I especially like how you told us what to expect. Then included a summary. You sabi |
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Nobody: 10:29pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
safarigirl: very few people will post on an FP thread that's 3 pages in.
People like to post on threads where they can be assured of many likes. And that only happens if you make the first 2 pages. Only Politics section gets you lots of likes on 3 pages and above Just don't derail, sahari |
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by leo4321crown: 10:30pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
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Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Nobody: 10:30pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
emusmith:
Haha...your guy will attack if I return your "niceness" o Lol, he asked me what I meant by Nairaland the day I mentioned it so don't worry |
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by sonofananimal2: 10:33pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
DTOBS: Op! That was a brilliant write up. I wonder wia our ladies have run to? Mars 1 Like |
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Nobody: 10:33pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
LaDivva:
Lol, he asked me what I meant by Nairaland the day I mentioned it so don't worry Lols! You're not afraid you may lose him to me? 1 Like |
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by sonofananimal2: 10:34pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
safarigirl: very few people will post on an FP thread that's 3 pages in.
People like to post on threads where they can be assured of many likes. And that only happens if you make the first 2 pages. Only Politics section gets you lots of likes on 3 pages and above |
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by sonofananimal2: 10:35pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
babiskinado: You're a good writer. I especially like how you told us what to expect. Then included a summary. You sabi |
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by sonofananimal2: 10:36pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
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Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by Nobody: 10:37pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
babiskinado: You're a good writer. I especially like how you told us what to expect. Then included a summary. You sabi Thanks bro I like how you noticed that! Your eyes are good! Not many people noticed that! 1 Like |
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by sonofananimal2: 10:37pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
DWJOBScom:
Of course u see the disqualification so the best thing is not to collect the cert. just change your status and move on |
Re: Detecting The Relationship Status Of A Lady Through Her Disposition. by sonofananimal2: 10:38pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
kossyablaze: No wonder I av been in wack rlshps*Sobs heavily*Shoulda known all diz b4 thnx OP. |