davidylan:

I think some women take some of the things said on this forum too seriously. A real man ready for a serious relationship would:

a. look around the people he can see first not faceless humans on the internet and

b. make absolute sure any serious date is not on a forum where he has to watch what he says or does.

Abeg make una cool down, this site is for fun o, dont believe 90% of what you read. Most guys dont mean the compliments they pay you anyway.

stillwater:

So you've been lying to me huh?

debosky:

I confess - I am the culprit. 

No2Atheism:

I love Nairaland , 


@debosky keep quiet there, how dare you try to steal my title.


@everybody[b] I confess i am the one[/b], don't mind @debosky he's just trying to steal my title. 


@agielove oya confirm my identity to everyone now that i have confessed.


@tope5000, @stillwater, @starstruck, @agathachristie @rosetyler and @allotherchics am very sorry for all those things i did, please forgive me. I promise not to do more than I have done again.

St☆rStruck:

Thought you said you loved me?!

No2Atheism:

Sorry baby i also thought i did, am just suffering from multiple personality disorder, 

St☆rStruck:

Say that to my 9mm glock. . .

yicob:

If U ve never done such, come here and cast the 1st stone. Stupid posters. Many of these ladies shag more than 5 men per week. . . . . .and for the men, its appalling that they've added child abuse to their cruise, slamming whoever in skirt. This issue of kitten and koboko, nobody holy pass ! Did I tell you I saw a Babbon bleeping a goat ? It just happened !

whitelexi:

_{Now Monitoring, still reading thread, but will respond accordingly to another assasination of my person}

Thanks B for bringing this to my attention.

yicob:

Welcome brov, you need clear yourself off this. U are a serious suspect o.

eleshin:

hmmmmm,but where is whitelexi and thoniaslim?.i think they are in the best position to uncover the culprit cos one of them is actually the *********(culprit or victim),logically it follows that aprilmay is either one of those victim or the new girl in the culprit captivity,she is an old member but opened new id just to express her feeling.then there was stelastoirs who may turn out to be agielove,but realy agie is nt stela and she is nt thonia cos we all know thonia was bruised in the heart by the supposed culprit.one thing i know is that,that guy is too loose,why must you tell everybody that u just 4k somebody,nt everybody love to hear that and obviously agie is one of them.guy i think you shud take a break frm nland cos guys are on the lookout if you open anoda username.

Agielove:

I can see that u are smarter than ur friend, after all he did, he still had the effontry to post his rubbish on the same forum. . . .dumb guy!

whitelexi:

I think this was actually directed at me, so i'm the main culprit here. . . Yet again!

Point of correction. . . Thoniaslim bruised her own heart by dating a dude who tore her heart apart - That dude was not me.

I have always maintained that most of what i say is actually from experience, and although my cybercharacter is controversial and critical of naija babes, my true character is quite the direct opposite. Whatever i do on the forum is for the fun of it, but when a girl shows advanced interest in my true character - i might just give her a chance to impress me.

@Thread:

I have been targeted yet again by a disgruntled naija girl who fell out of favour because her flaws were unbearable, first it was thonia - who actually shot herself in the foot to make me jealous, but ended up getting a broken heart
Now it is Babycool who had her chance but tried to get all dramatic and lost it in the process. Why wont all these girls understand that i know your next move before u even take it, I grew up with 8 elder sisters, there is no trick in the market that i dont know so get a grip with your act!

@Babycool:

You know what u started, trust me, i can play this game damned well. I'll be the defendant, Nairaland'll be the jury
There's only one person who'll end up smiling at the end of the day and u know who it is. . . Registering a new ID and claiming to be your friend was the first wrong move.

Just want to let u know now. . . oh, u know what? Let's raise the stakes!
I'm introducing Sienna, his current Fiancee, and ThiefOfHearts into the picture. . . You wanted shit to hit the fan? it just did!

Dont even bother phoning me cos it wont work, let's end what u started!

whitelexi:

I think this was actually directed at me, so i'm the main culprit here. . . Yet again!

Point of correction. . .  Thoniaslim bruised her own heart by dating a dude who tore her heart apart - That dude was not me.

I have always maintained that most of what i say is actually from experience, and although my cybercharacter is controversial and critical of naija babes, my true character is quite the direct opposite. Whatever i do on the forum is for the fun of it, but when a girl shows advanced interest in my true character - i might just give her a chance to impress me.

@Thread:

I have been targeted yet again by a disgruntled naija girl who fell out of favour because her flaws were unbearable, first it was thonia - who actually shot herself in the foot to make me jealous, but ended up getting a broken heart
Now it is Babycool who had her chance but tried to get all dramatic and lost it in the process. Why wont all these girls understand that i know your next move before u even take it, I grew up with 8 elder sisters, there is no trick in the market that i dont know so get a grip with your act!

@Babycool:

You know what u started, trust me, i can play this game damned well. I'll be the defendant, Nairaland'll be the jury  
There's only one person who'll end up smiling at the end of the day and u know who it is. . .  Registering a new ID and claiming to be your friend was the first wrong move.

Just want to let u know now. . .  oh, u know what? Let's raise the stakes!
I'm introducing Sienna, his current Fiancee, and ThiefOfHearts into the picture. . .  You wanted shit to hit the fan? it just did!

Dont even bother phoning me cos it wont work, let's end what u started!

C2H5OH:

Bravo.  I am photocopying this for the dailytimes 

yicob:

Where is Tope2000? We did a great job. We disencrypted some of the characters before they appeared in the game.
@ Whitelexi, play it cool with babe jor, shes still coming to be slammed. No b Woman ?
@ Na2day, dont just claim any innocence, just leave a*id*op alone. . .or else I would report u to Nls.

@ all, let da game flow, more shots to be released, watch from afar as the game unfolds. Slot in Act 1, Scene 2.

yicob:

Where is Tope2000? We did a great job. We disencrypted some of the characters before they appeared in the game.
@ Whitelexi, play it cool with babe jor, shes still coming to be slammed. No b Woman ?
@ Na2day, dont just claim any innocence, just leave a*id*op alone. . .or else I would report u to Nls.

@ all, let da game flow, more shots to be released, watch from afar as the game unfolds. Slot in Act 1, Scene 2.

C2H5OH:

But now that afefe has fe and we have seen the buttocks of the chicken, you are required to come out and defend yourself.

C2H5OH:

I don't think she ran. I think you are on at the wrong time. Everyone was present much earlier, but you showed up far later.

If you are truly the culprit, the girl has dragged you in the mud and defecated on your face. I think she cares a lot about you so she kind of held back on the name-dropping. But now that afefe has fe and we have seen the buttocks of the chicken, you are required to come out and defend yourself.

whitelexi:

Girls will be girls, they fumble, they want out, u grant their wish, they wait for u to come begging for what u dont even understand in the first place, u ignore them, the drama starts turning against them, then they resort to back-stabbing at u, like following u around on a public forum looking for an opportunity to talk crap


I'll pop in and out from time to time, i'm at work and need to do a few things - u know how the banking industry is in the face of the credit crunch?