LMAO! Funny stories, BUhahahahaha!


My stupid moronic ex boyfriend saved his girlfriend's number on his phone, (Bassey thinks hes a player, ) lol. he was still phucking her,

He saved her name as Uwanmi, Im like who is Uwanmi?

He says "oooh! thats the name of some foolish girl that won't leave me alone" Didn't read meaning into it, until Uwanmi starts calling him every night at like 2am, Im like who is Uwanmi? He says "thats my aunty, she needs some money"

Then couple of weeks later, he switches his story to: oooh, Uwanmi means Mugu? Fool? Bitch? LovePeddler, yea right!

Uwanmi= my wifey, my heart,


I thought that fool a lesson.

funny thread

**enters the thread and laughs *>>>>>> customer KIA
Jesus!!, i don fall commot my chair

Huge LMAO at customer care, I laughed until I fell of my couch, Lol and I am still laughing.

^^@ ABe sorry for intruding, but is that u in ur profile?

Abekeade08:

Huge LMAO at customer care, I laughed until I fell of my couch, Lol and I am still laughing.

is that not what u saved my name as?

luizworld:

^^@ ABe sorry for intruding, but is that u in your profile?

yup! that was her b4 she had our twins

na2day?:

is that not what u saved my name as?


yup! that was her b4 she had our twins

she don born twins for you

@ luiz, na me be that ooh.
@na2day, I for don gree born twins for you, but i know sey you go give me and my future pickins heartbreak. Abi no bi so?
Men customer care, too funny.

Hahahahahahhhhhhhhahahahahhaha funny thread. I guess it serves you right for intruding into things that is none of your business.

Abekeade08:

@ luiz, na me be that ooh.

hmmmmm not bad oo

luizworld:

she don born twins for you

ehmm, yes ooo, na top secret   but our pikins fine no bi small. we dey even fear to allow them to be seen for public bcuz of paparazzi

Abekeade08:

@ luiz, na me be that ooh.
@na2day, I for don gree born twins for you, but i know sey you go give me and my future pickins heartbreak. Abi no bi so?  
Men customer care, too funny.

come on mami, u know i wont do u like that, i love u from the bottom of my heart and liver combine

Ebonyeyes:

Hahahahahahhhhhhhhahahahahhaha funny thread. I guess it serves you right for intruding into things that is none of your business.

see ur life? if a guy did the same to his gf, u will crucify him calling him a cheat! ur hypocrisy is too much

luizworld:

hmmmmm not bad oo

not too bad? that is all? better apologize to my sweet heart and say how beautiful and gorgeous she is, sharp sharp!

na2day?:


not too bad? that is all? better apologize to my sweet heart and say how beautiful and gorgeous she is, sharp sharp!

hehe. no vex naa u know sey no be my property and besides i know wan talk sey she fine too much before u talk sey i gey eye for ur wife. she set sha

luizworld:

hehe. no vex naa u know sey no be my property and besides i know wan talk sey she fine too much before u talk sey i gey eye for your wife. she set sha

she set well well! repeat after me!

na2day?:

she set well well! repeat after me!

she set well well

Luiz, thank you for the compliments but abeg don't mind na2day. He is a serious joker, I am not his iyawo ooh, I am his NL daughter (like school father/daughter relationship in secondary school). My Nl father has way too many iyawos on nairaland, but I ain't one of them.

now na2day and luiz, una no dey sleep? Me I dey go gym tomorrow morning, goodnite ooh.

Abekeade08:

Luiz, thank you for the compliments but abeg don't mind na2day. He is a serious joker, I am not his iyawo ooh, I am his NL daughter (like school father/daughter relationship in secondary school). My Nl father has way too many iyawos on nairaland, but I ain't one of them.

now na2day and luiz, una no dey sleep? Me I dey go gym tomorrow morning, goodnite ooh.

i am watching the game and i got some reading to do after that. gnite sweetie, sweet dreams 


@ Luiz,

dont mind her, she is my Iyawo and the only one for me for that matter, she just likes being humble and that is why i am so much in love with her

U shouldn't be offended of that. Let me try and intreprete that pet name to U.
Every guy or lady that one has not married can be refered to as customer ( customer has right to continue or terminate transaction at any time).
If u are called CUSTOMER CARE, it simply means that amongs her customers; u care most.
So, u own her apology 4 leaving her.

mightiersa:

U shouldn't be offended of that. Let me try and intreprete that pet name to U.
Every guy or lady that one has not married can be refered to as customer ( customer has right to continue or terminate transaction at any time).
If u are called CUSTOMER CARE, it simply means that amongs her customers; u care most.
So, u own her apology 4 leaving her.

yea u really owe her an appology but den that name customer sounds veryy funny

CUSTOMER CARE? nawa o so u be YHELLO

Na2day, if i catch u ehn, in short, I give up

wonders shall never end ooo anyway my guy no vex but this ur ex girl na pro asha just only asha if u like u can put wo that one na ur business

abke u fine o which area u dey/?

sorry to say but your EX-GF is as DUMB as the word 'DUMB' CAN MEAN!!!!

SINCE WHEN  DID CUSTOMER SERVICE START CALLING PEOPLE, THAT SHE NAMED UR NO. customer service.

JEEZ!!! chairman r u joking or what!!!

Daduke, why u dey ask? You wan come find me?? Thanks for the compliments sha,

Abekeade08:

Na2day, if i catch u ehn, in short, I give up

awww sweetie, if u catch me i will be in heaven thanking God 4 my lucky stars

customer care ke na wa o

this is tooo funny!!!

kai


insult upon injury

hehehehehehehehe

Very funny thread. This reminds me of my friend that was going thru d contacts in his gfz phone. He saw mumu no 1, mumu no 2, he was laffn n decided to chk what she saved his no as only 4 him to flash and see his name as mumu no 15, i laff d guy eehh but he wasnt finding it funny

ayettymama:

this is tooo funny!!!

kai


insult upon injury

hehehehehehehehe

and why are u following me from thread to thread?  i say i no marry u, na by force?  my eyes are only meant for Abekeade08. if i no marry her i dey go become priest