I was asked my big val question today.

How will you rate yourself over 10?

Normally i would have said i was not comfortable with self-praise and would prefer someone do the rating but today we, ok i was left with no option.

*breathe in breathe out* 9 n1/2

*Deafening applause*

Lol okay i may not be upto that rate to you, but thats how i have come to judge myself physically esp through the eyes of many many.

I decided to throw the question here. How would you rate yourself "through" other people's eyes. Honestly?

You can choose to ignore. Forgive my light mood tonight.

I'm definitely a 10
I make a median income (not too rich to be an ass.hole not too poor to be a loser),
my build is slim,
I've got a mustache,
my face is mostly symmetrical,
my p£nis is 9 1/2" erect ,
I'm not possessive,
I've got a heart of gold,
I am comfortable with life
I can have sex for an entire 15 minutes (but pre-intimacy holds no time limit), and I'm totally trustworthy.
You can trust me with anything.
Anything at all.

Take it or leave it. I be fyn boy. Na u go succumb to my fineness no be me go succumb to ya own.

Define Cute please..........its all about the money......#TenOvErTeN

Handsome dude

I'm blessed in the looks department, and I thank God for that. But I hate being called cute. C'mon, cute is for teddies. I'm as hard as concrete nails. Cute? Yuck! If you're gonna call me cute, just keep your words to yourself abeg. I prefer 'handsome' - like a knight in shining armour.

10

I try

Smellymouth:
I'm definitely a 10
I make a median income (not too rich to be an ass.hole not too poor to be a loser),
my build is slim,
I've got a mustache,
my face is mostly symmetrical,
my p£nis is 9 1/2" erect ,
I'm not possessive,
I've got a heart of gold,
I am comfortable with life
I can have sex for an entire 15 minutes (but pre-intimacy holds no time limit), and I'm totally trustworthy.
You can trust me with anything.
Anything at all.

your mouth odour is a big turn off..

i rate you minus one/50..

speechless3.. ifffa hear 91/2..


you that has turned make up to emulsion paint..

10/10. If i dnt hype myself who will?

AM 100/10. devil himself no cute reach me. all dose people above are just average...even speechless3 na 5/10

Leriebloom:
10/10. If i dnt hype myself who will?

with dat pancaked face abi? madam u are average 5/10

This type of topic are for girls, but it's funny how the guys are taking the front seats. Guys, leave beauty for the ladies and go and make money. A man's job is to make money while a woman's job is to remain beautiful. Like Les Brown once said: ``when a man has money, no matter how ugly he is, women will always find something cute on him''.

RickRichards:
I'm blessed in looks department, and I thank God for that. But I hate being called cute. C'mon, cute is for teddies. I'm as hard as concrete nails. Cute? Yuck! If you're gonna call me cute, just keep your words to yourself abeg. I prefer 'handsome' - like a knight in shinning armour.

Cutie

Leriebloom:
10/10. If i dnt hype myself who will?

Miss world, how do u do?

adren:



your mouth odour is a big turn off..

i rate you minus one/50..

Easy with my boo pls, his mouth odour was what got me attracted to him

adren:


speechless3.. ifffa hear 91/2..


you that has turned make up to emulsion paint..

*mouth agape*

I'll def give my self 10/10 of cos.. but that doesn't mean I'm perfect.. I couldn't have asked for a better look than this, thank you lord for creating me in your own perfect image! I'm cute and I know that...

IM not 10, i prosper aka the small ronaldinho though handsome like neymar, i am 100/100.

ashewoboy:

Miss world, how do u do?

Lolz. Miss world keh. m gud tho

Speechless3:
Easy with my boo pls, his mouth odour was what got me attracted to him *mouth agape*

if truly you can withstand his mouth odour..

then, you don't need to go to hell fire anymore..

his mouth odour is already "hell on earth"..


just like earthquake.. it reels out with a magnitude of 9

WiLdFLame:
with dat pancaked face abi? madam u are average 5/10

I wasnt asking for your opinion dear.

11/10

I am nothing less than 10/10...




























All part of my body is complete

Leriebloom:

Lolz. Miss world keh. m gud tho

Yeah, who fine reach you for this nairaland? You are so pretty, dear.

I'm james, I ll like to bond you.

obiorathesubtle:
uuh... I've heard "ugly boy" too much in my life.. So, I'll rate myself 2/10...
2 because I'm still alive..

Congratz the only person that understood the question. I wanted to give you a medal but you deserve better; an increase by 1. So if you ask me 3/10!

Leriebloom:
10/10. If i dnt hype myself who will?

everything abt u just make sense.. from ur moniker to ur DP to ur choice of words..

i no dey scope u sha.. i'd like to meet you..

have a private chat with you..


you mind??

Leriebloom:
Lolz. Miss world keh. m gud tho

to me ure 2/10 no hard feelings

ashewoboy:


Yeah, who fine reach you for this nairaland? You are so pretty, dear.

I'm james, I ll like to bond you.

There are many fine girls here on Nl that i wldnt want to be compared with. btw.i m Valerie

adren:




everything abt u just make sense.. from ur moniker to ur DP to ur choice of words..

i no dey scope u sha.. i'd like to meet you..

have a private chat with you..


you mind??

Thanks for d compliment.

ssoftappless:
to me ure 2/10 no hard feelings

Thats your opinion dear. If u find me ugly its in your pocket. Not mine.

Leriebloom:

Thats your opinion dear. If u find me ugly its in your pocket. Not mine.

dnt take it personal but ure ugly 4 my handsomeness, i need a lady like shakira or lana del rey or i can manage carolina danjuma but ure a no no 4 me.

Mtcheeeeeew



Np: Natural Something - Sound Sultan

ashewoboy:


Yeah, who fine reach you for this nairaland? You are so pretty, dear.

I'm james, I ll like to bond you.

Are you Sean Connery?