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Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 4:14pm On Feb 21, 2016
Niyinficient:


Lol! It's official you are a CC! grin
CC = Certified Clown.....maybe. But I was bein' sincere about your accent.
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Niyinficient(m): 4:19pm On Feb 21, 2016
QueenValerie:
CC = Certified Clown.....maybe. But I was bein' sincere about your accent.

You can't be! Co's u don't knw ma accent n dat I type wit social media shortcuts doesn't really portrays ma accent. Lol! I be africa man o, expect no Britico accent from me! cool

Moreover u come across more intelligent dan I presume . Kudos
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 4:26pm On Feb 21, 2016
Niyinficient:


You can't be! Co's u don't knw ma accent n dat I type wit social media shortcuts doesn't really portrays ma accent. Lol! I be africa man o, expect no Britico accent from me! cool

Moreover u come across more intelligent dan I presume . Kudos
No,your accent comes through strong when you type.

Ah.You presumed me dull?
Well Im glad you see that's not the case. winkSee ya.
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Niyinficient(m): 4:30pm On Feb 21, 2016
[quote author=QueenValerie post=43125509][/quote]

You are getting it wrong, I didn't say u are dull, I said 'more intelligent'. Meaning I already presumed u ar intelligent. So shud I assume u av a soft accent?
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 4:34pm On Feb 21, 2016
Niyinficient:


You are getting it wrong, I didn't say u are dull, I said 'more intelligent'. Meaning I already presumed u ar intelligent. So shud I assume u av a soft accent?
I'm not African on the continent.
I'm African American.Born an rasied in the US.I have no accent like yours.
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Niyinficient(m): 10:46pm On Feb 21, 2016
QueenValerie:
I'm not African on the continent.
I'm African American.Born an rasied in the US.I have no accent like yours.

I see. Wat u av is also called accent 'American accent'. When u ar in Africa and u speak pple will turn look at u cos u av a different accent, same thing applicable to me wen I talk in ur society. Get dat?
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 10:51pm On Feb 21, 2016
Niyinficient:


I see. Wat u av is also called accent 'American accent'. When u ar in Africa and u speak pple will turn look at u cos u av a different accent, same thing applicable to me wen I talk in ur society. Get dat?
Yes,I know.But I meant I don't have a accent like yours.
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by KINGinVAHALA: 10:55pm On Feb 21, 2016
shulamitewoman:
come off it dude,blush? For this nursery school rhyme..nahhhh lol
Lol. you re looking for this man's problem. when i start, hope you would hv the liver to stay? lol
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Niyinficient(m): 10:59pm On Feb 21, 2016
QueenValerie:
Yes,I know.But I meant I don't have a accent like yours.

Sure u don't. So are u a Nigerian-American or wat we cal 'Black-American' here?
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 11:03pm On Feb 21, 2016
Niyinficient:


Sure u don't. So are u a Nigerian-American or wat we cal 'Black-American' here?

Just told you what I was.
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Niyinficient(m): 11:06pm On Feb 21, 2016
QueenValerie:
Just told you what I was.

Lol! I know just wanting to know if u av direct African root, maybe ur parent or grannies are from a particular African country.
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 11:11pm On Feb 21, 2016
Niyinficient:


Lol! I know just wanting to know if u av direct African root, maybe ur parent or grannies are from a particular African country.
don't know.
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Code45: 11:16pm On Feb 21, 2016
QueenValerie:

Do I know you I'm sure I do....I wouldn't couldn't forget a smile as sexy as yours. cheesy.....On dudes of course. tongue
So you don't know me again? Wonderful! embarassed
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Niyinficient(m): 11:33pm On Feb 21, 2016
QueenValerie:
don't know.


U mean u don't know ur roots and u avnt made attempt to do so?
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 11:36pm On Feb 21, 2016
Niyinficient:



U mean u don't know ur roots and u avnt made attempt to do so?
hard ta do
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Niyinficient(m): 11:44pm On Feb 21, 2016
QueenValerie:
hard ta do

It's all good. How come u ar on nairaland? We hardly see non-africans here.
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by shulamitewoman(f): 11:42am On Feb 22, 2016
KINGinVAHALA:

Lol. you re looking for this man's problem. when i start, hope you would hv the liver to stay? lol
bring it on den..lwkmd
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by KINGinVAHALA: 11:43am On Feb 22, 2016
shulamitewoman:
bring it on den..lwkmd
I Bind You. Holy Ghost, Fire! Hehehehe
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by shulamitewoman(f): 11:51am On Feb 22, 2016
KINGinVAHALA:
I Bind You. Holy Ghost, Fire! Hehehehe
dnt tell me u r running away!
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by KINGinVAHALA: 11:56am On Feb 22, 2016
shulamitewoman:
dnt tell me u r running away!
I dnt run away from wars, nt to talk of running away from a woman. It seem you dnt knw i'm a very badt guy *women desire* hehehe
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by shulamitewoman(f): 12:00pm On Feb 22, 2016
KINGinVAHALA:

I dnt run away from wars, nt to talk of running away from a woman. hehehe
smh
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by KINGinVAHALA: 12:03pm On Feb 22, 2016
shulamitewoman:
smh
Am just been cool. when i would come out hard on you nw, u go dey form victim say you nor knw say KINGinVAHALA na playboy.
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by shulamitewoman(f): 12:28pm On Feb 22, 2016
KINGinVAHALA:

Am just been cool. when i would come out hard on you nw, u go dey form victim say you nor knw say KINGinVAHALA na playboy.
tahhh mechie onu..biko
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 12:29pm On Feb 22, 2016
grin lol
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by shulamitewoman(f): 12:35pm On Feb 22, 2016
KINGinVAHALA:

Am just been cool. when i would come out hard on you nw, u go dey form victim say you nor knw say KINGinVAHALA na playboy.
taahh mechie onu biko..
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by shulamitewoman(f): 12:42pm On Feb 22, 2016
KINGinVAHALA:

Am just been cool. when i would come out hard on you nw, u go dey form victim say you nor knw say KINGinVAHALA na playboy.
mechie onu biko..
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by KINGinVAHALA: 1:12pm On Feb 22, 2016
shulamitewoman:
mechie onu biko..
Sorry, but what language is this and what does it means? *confused*
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by shulamitewoman(f): 1:16pm On Feb 22, 2016
KINGinVAHALA:

Sorry, but what language is this and what does it means? *confused*
sorry am nt telling u..ntooohhhh..am a winnerrrrrrr..
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by KINGinVAHALA: 1:20pm On Feb 22, 2016
shulamitewoman:
sorry am nt telling u..ntooohhhh..am a winnerrrrrrr..
Lol. But there wasnt a contest at first. i only compete with women on the bed with both of us naked.
If you want to compete with me, then it has to be in such contest. Till then, i remain calm and watching you with my 3rd eye.
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by shulamitewoman(f): 1:49pm On Feb 22, 2016
KINGinVAHALA:

Lol. But there wasnt a contest at first. i only compete with women on the bed with both of us naked.
If you want to compete with me, then it has to be in such contest. Till then, i remain calm and watching you with my 3rd eye.
smh
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by KINGinVAHALA: 1:51pm On Feb 22, 2016
shulamitewoman:
smh
Are you afraid of collapsing and a scattered pvssy? hehehehehe
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by shulamitewoman(f): 2:22pm On Feb 22, 2016
KINGinVAHALA:

Are you afraid of collapsing and a scattered pvssy? hehehehehe
should I reply to this?nah I dnt tink so..

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