Are you an okro Seller? How come you keep Drawing me Closer?
lmao! dah fucck ezz dat??

tosyne2much:
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Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2016/02/10-hilarious-cliches-nigerian-men-use.html

kikiki Lol, in Simi's voice: ''Ma bi mi ni Jamb question'' Am guilty of... none, the ladies chase me

classicB:
..Nonsense! There is always nothing special or spetacular about your post These things happen everyday, you dont need to tell us or create a big deal out of it and make it look like you have done something unique. And this is 2016! Should not you have moved on from your 10 these 10 that to like 15 Since this is your talent, try expanding your brain bro! We getting tired of seeing 10 already

See as you dey para...Na by force to read?

Lol. That number 1 tho' If a lady schooled at Uniben and the guy that wants to approach her schooled at Lagos State university; the guy will be like; please excuse me, your face looks familiar, are you a law student at Ebonyi State university? From there, convo don start be that
I still use this even till date.!!!! Lmao!.

babasolo:
Do u knw kola?? Is ur name shola, did u ever go to redeemed?? With dis u nica bukar are u goin to gym?? Dis ur confidence level is soo extreme, u resemble pretty woman do u knw de film

you just reminded me of a hilarious joke from long ago,with this niga boga...Lmao

vicstar:
so hilarious girls are freakin' tired of cliches when it comes to wooing give 'em something new a word for d wise....I commend you op

these na for ladiea wey just start.

wristbangle:
Nice one tosyne2much.
I dey come

you don late

In Simi's voice
Does your daddy play football??

Oh my! Kinda funny at times.. Been a victim of 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9

m guy....... nice write up

classicB:
..Nonsense! There is always nothing special or spetacular about your post These things happen everyday, you dont need to tell us or create a big deal out of it and make it look like you have done something unique. And this is 2016! Should not you have moved on from your 10 these 10 that to like 15 Since this is your talent, try expanding your brain bro! We getting tired of seeing 10 already

Hater! if you cannot say something positive about someone's effort you could at least keep quiet. Coming from a lady this is quite disgraceful. Weldone

classicB:
..Nonsense! There is always nothing special or spetacular about your post These things happen everyday, you dont need to tell us or create a big deal out of it and make it look like you have done something unique. And this is 2016! Should not you have moved on from your 10 these 10 that to like 15 Since this is your talent, try expanding your brain bro! We getting tired of seeing 10 already

what is so CLASSIC about you

classicB:
..Nonsense! There is always nothing special or spetacular about your post These things happen everyday, you dont need to tell us or create a big deal out of it and make it look like you have done something unique. And this is 2016! Should not you have moved on from your 10 these 10 that to like 15 Since this is your talent, try expanding your brain bro! We getting tired of seeing 10 already

eeeeiiisssHh. Did you ask the dude out before and he declined? That was too harsh.... tryna be funny tho. Anyways he is only a kid, yet to experience what being a grown up is. you should blame seun and his mods for always moving topics like this to FP

na sumwhere he dey take start now.buh me dey go straight to d point ni o ;Dna sumwhere he dey take start now.buh me dey go straight to d point ni o

Hello re u by chance Jennifer by name, can't u recognise me?

It's me fiftynaira brother to chukwudi

funny lines

majekdom2:
eeeeiiisssHh. Did you ask the dude out before and he declined? That was too harsh.... tryna be funny tho. Anyways he is only a kid, yet to experience what being a grown up is. you should blame seun and his mods for always moving topics like this to FP

You are right bro... I don't blame the Tosyne2much, I only I blame Se.un and his mods for moving his rubbish threads to the FP

fF01:
Are you an okro Seller? How come you keep Drawing me Closer?
lmao! dah fucck ezz dat??

e tire me o!

fF01:
Are you an okro Seller? How come you keep Drawing me Closer?
lmao! dah fucck ezz dat??

lol! e tire me o!

VenusBetty:
these na for ladiea wey just start.

So you that is Senator David Mark in the game of Toasting, the guys that finally got you, did they manufacture lines from the moon?

NL girls always forming badass!!

Nne the earlier the better enwere mu time for love letter. Nne Ifunanya nwere na Ebe ino na afu mu ufu na anya

Pls remain me dat ur beautiful name

No 9 sha...that line dey sale for me like water inside desert not until Rebecca padlock me for her friend zone prison.

I love u pass my mother

classicB:
..Nonsense! There is always nothing special or spetacular about your post These things happen everyday, you dont need to tell us or create a big deal out of it and make it look like you have done something unique. And this is 2016! Should not you have moved on from your 10 these 10 that to like 15 Since this is your talent, try expanding your brain bro! We getting tired of seeing 10 already

Haba! On top this matter or another one we don't know about?

Re u john's sister...?

babasolo:
Do u knw kola?? Is ur name shola, did u ever go to redeemed?? With dis u nica bukar are u goin to gym?? Dis ur confidence level is soo extreme, u resemble pretty woman do u knw de film

So u sef don tey for the game ehn ?

ME: Babe do you have a bandage?


LADY: what for?


ME: i happened to scrape my knee when i fell for you.


LADY: *smiles, blushes

simple ghetto style...

i love u, talk your own.

i think i've met you somewhere before?

are you by any chance related to one comfort who lives in oworo street?


will you be chanced this weekend? thinking of taking you out.

baby, come follow me chop my money.