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Rastaramsey:
If you know say you fi gree make we meet, no tag me again abeg...

I no dey roll with morons

I have met with some nairalanders for our Benin....

We kush, Bleep and bomb that night
We run street sef


So if you know say Na pikin you be, keep off....

Meet you for wetin?
Na only business deals I fit meet you for.And you no be the kind person I fit do business with.Continue your bombing abeg.

Have a nice day.

Jeon:
maybe you are following the pattern of ur dad, caging ur mom for life because that's the only issue he got with her.


WHO DASH MONKEY BANANA?
YOU ARE STILL GROWING UP..
LEAVE UR MOM BEDROOM AND SEE IF YOU CAN GET A LITTLE SENSE AND LIFE.


I ONLY PITY THE WOMEN AROUND YOU SORROW.. MINGLING WITH HEGOAT THAT CAN CHASE AND SMELL HIS MOM ANUS BECAUSE OF SEX



I HAVE ADMITTED THAT I'M FUGLY FROM THE BEGINNING SO STOP CRYING AND WASTING YOUR STRESS ON TRYING TO PROVE THE FACT


for k memes here they are:

this is the link to our kdrama groupchat https://www.nairaland.com/1472878/korean-movies-chatroom
IF YOU LIKE DIE. IT WILL NOT CHANGE ANYTHING

You're so pained you had to drag my parents into it

With your striking resemblance with apes,I won't be bemused to find out your mom cheated on your dad with an Orangutan.

Before you pity the women around me,pity yourself.Any man that wants to Díck you will have to picture a beautiful lady in his mind before his D can erect.
Worst still,you can't afford plastic surgery...na wa oh!Who you offend?

fati2001:
QUOTATION SO LAME!!

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY THAT'S WHY YOU ARE ALWAYS BRING UP SEX ISSUES... PROBABLY THE ONLY THING STUCK IN UR DEAD BRAIN.


yeah I'm actually fugly that's why I'm so ashamed to look at my reflection on the mirror or anything that reflects ur appearance. YOU KNOW WHY?
TO PREVENT THEM FROM CRACKING BECAUSE OF MY MONSTROUS DISFIGURED QUASIMODO FACE

Ehya just stick to your korean movies,we don't want ugly faces on NL here.
And don't forget to stop posting unrelated korean memes.

I bring up sex issues because that's the only business I have with women.Even at that,if I'm offered 1 million dollars to sleep with your ugly ass,I'd rather go mastúrbate in the bathroom and runaway with the money

fati2001:
I'M REALLY FUGLY.. I JUST WANT TO BOOST THEIR EGO'S BECAUSE THEY ARE RIGHT. SO THAT THEY WILL TAKE A REST AND BREATHE PROPERLY.

That guy that said you're not bad,he is only sweet talking you to get in between your legs... thanks to konji.

You are actually BAD

olayiwola72:
Cultist your news dey bbc

How I con take be cultist na?

Rastaramsey:
Small boy like you

Sorry o mr big boy
Na online you fit flex muscle.

Vinnie2000:
2021 is Coming to an end!! From January till now, we have had different 'Cacophonies' of Nairalanders!!..
Ranging from the Cool, Naughty, Nasty, Stubborn, Troublesome, Funny to the Damn right Idiotic!

Some Members deserves an Award for their Good, Bad and sometimes Ugly Contributions to the Site!

I Present to you, a List of Categories! Pick your Winner in a particular Category!

COOLEST NAIRALANDER OF THE YEAR.
*Chatinent

*Romanoff

FUNNIEST AWARD
*Sonnobax
*Smellysperm

NAUGHTIEST AWARD
*ILegend
*LoveandRomance.
*JackdaAlienz

CRAZIEST AWARD
*Pumpumking
*Orgasmgiver
*GidRedpiller..

MOST ELOQUENT
*Fergie007
*Angelfrost
*KoboJunkie

MOST STUBBORN (Gbasgbos lords)
*Siofra
*Iyaebe
*Ikillbrokehoes
*Davash22
*Fati

HALL OF FAMER
*Righteousness2
*Pocohantas
*Slawormiir..

Also, Feel Free to Add yours!



Lalasticlala
Mynd44
I know you Guys Might have something Bigger, But Take dis to FP, First!

Let's Catch some Nice Cruise for the Festive Period!

Abeg remove ishilove from that list.She no cool again.Feminists have already infected her with toxicity.

You no see person give hall of fame,you con go give amugbo Slawormir.Person wey dey request for weed inside NDLEA cell.
Also, righteousness ain't different from that prophetess that can go to hell 4 times before daybreak but won't go to heaven.Commot too abeg.

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!


Zubby don tey ooo no be today o remembered a movie he did with Helen Paul and Mr ibu, in which Helen Paul like Mr ibu but Mr Ibu no send am Las Las na Zubby come snatch Helen Paul,these are just signs that if one stick to his dreams and keeps putting in the work, persons time will surely come, I started my music in 2014 and am still pushing, and still believing in myself

Las Las na all of us go chop positive breakfast

Who ask you tory now?

Rastaramsey:
Small boy like you....

Anytime wey you dey less busy, enter Benin city make you dey come upper saponba
I go bam you

Na so.
Una be different things for internet.For real life una never chop belle full.

Jeon:
I'm ugly and I know it.
THAT'S MY SELLING POINT.

Selling wetin?
If not for konji, wetin go carry man come your side

EmzyT:
I totally agree with you at the Bolded!!! I stopped reading the old man's posts too a very long time ago. Whenever I come across that Moniker, I just close my eyes tight and scroll down Sharpaly..

Never even knew he's this old, thought he might be an 18-24 year old boy with the way he posts long and Gibberish comments

How true is it that that's him?

Kriss216:
Who in his right senses will like to hang out with Nairlanders like Iyaebe and siofra?

Or saphiere / Thefutureisfemale (alternate)

Rastaramsey:
Egede people

Go bam If e easy!

cherishmichael:
What are meant for the rich are really meant for the rich, See his Brown teeth!

Why na? Na the filter cause am

If we check now, your own fit be green.

Godbless3:
9ja girls dey age backward.
If this one see my 23yrs old sis now she go want make she call her aunty but sha, I no be her parent.

Butty kids dey develop pass their age.

Na abroad kids' own worst pass.My guy wan run oyinbo babe parole, hin no sabi say na 14 years old she be...she looked 21 according to him.

Wondermumsy:
If I hear 23 ;Dshe for July be 15 years na

Your post, confusing!
Even your signature, confusing!

Na confusionmumsy you suppose dey answer.

meobizy:
Wait. I’m coming.

Lol

meobizy:
This heavyset Yoruba woman is seven years younger than our last child? I don old. It makes sense why she acted babyish while in the game.

Show us your birth certificate.

emmalexdboy:
Simi, is it that you don't talk to your husband or what?

Because since he married you, he has turned into something else: from dreads, now tattoo.

Biko, how do you want to advice and train your children when you as a father as dreads all over and tattoo.

Oh God, save Adekunle!

So If I wan do tattoo and dreads,my wife go talk say NO.
I'll tell her "I ain't asking for your permission, I'm just getting you aware of what I wanna do next"

greatdreamer:
The story is untrue.
1. Police asked for 200 million naira bail for doing nothing

2. You transferred 20 million naira worth of bitcoin to Austin. How many millions of naira worth of bitcoin do you have?

Would you rather be killed than pay a Money you have.Considering the fact that npf kill civilians like chicken.

HenryDion:
At the age of 27, it's as if I've achieved that which many are struggling for daily.

The funny aspect is, I'm not as happy as I imagined it.

This isn't how I envisioned success to be.

Was it overhyped?

I can get whatever I want, and this has made me lose the taste of life in general.

There's no challenge...

Everything now seems too easy and boring


Those who finally became financially free, where did you find your motivation to keep enjoying life?

Especially when there's no thrill, challenges, no hustling?

Have been considering going back to school, for a second degree.

Will it give me that sense of challenge?

How do you enjoy life when you can get whatever you want without looking at the price tag?

Lol this blogger sef dey follow call himself rich

Freestainworld:
They should come to naija and claim that kind Mafia and see who wins

These ones na Aye axemonkeys o.Dem no dey fear.

Dangrace01:
God

So God dropped ghana must go bags full of money from heaven to your hands?

You need to be flogged.

GhostWisperer:
" i can't exchange banters with you"

But this is your 3rd back and forth with me.

Now bro, Are you senile or stupid or both? Or you just like to read your own idiocy in digital ink?

You need new materials and then you need to be flagged off for some serious therapy because.....

Your stupidity needs professional management

Is banter same as back and forth?

If you can't pin point what is wrong in directing you to a digital evidence,then I count your banters as a result of your depression.
If you need help,out of my benevolence,I can spare #2000 for you to get a decent meal.This is because your depression seems hunger induced.
Otherwise,this is my last reply to you.

deltateam:
How many mad people have you seen carrying phone and where did he put the phone as the person on the floor is naked.

I won't be surprised if they forced him to take meth or any hard drug so to collaborate their story which lacks substantial evidence.

Any grounded lawyer can thrash their story to blazes.

You can never be satisfied.
Even if the whole thing started in your presence and the guy was truly mad, you'll still find a way to disprove your own sight.

NA has been vindicated.Nobody can officially accuse,petition or sue them after this exposè so oga rest!

GhostWisperer:
you'll have to upgrade your cheap repetitive carbohydrate diet from your street Mallam before gifting anyone data....and then as a cheap, brain- fatigued onlline hireling, you will need to upgrade your crash course on how to execute damage control.

You suck at what you do best.

But you seem to making strenuous efforts in convincing me you're not a swine.

I just don't believe you.

All these frustrations because I pointed the evidence to you?

Lol I can't exchange banters with you....I don't want to be the cause of your eventual suicide.Seek help when depressed and stop hoping on harmless people.