₦airaland Forum

siofra:
Kai! I've been trying to hide my love for this nairaland mod but I can't hide it anymore. He's not a wannabe redpiller. He's cute and dark with dimples

So what do you think I should do? Should I shoot my shot or not?

Is it justwise ?

Candidlady:
Then aunty sassy joined, now it was becoming too crowded again..¤which kin dogs b 'em diz ones like dis¤..

ihad NF jams on repeat.. Sassy was becoming too intrusive¤have you ever gotten on a state of stonenes that it feels like al eyes are on you¤

so istood up to excuse myself.. That was when wahala started.. These dogs turned on me, like they started barking and dragging my short. WT'H!!

seen a dog bark at an intruder before, when they are in the cage? Really it was becoming embarrassing, even mr kabiru couldnt hold 'em back¤iwas told he was nearly bitten¤

kinda sketchy in my head now, but iknew ifound myself in my room. The last thing iremembered was ihad this lil book where iwrite out my thoughts¤iwas told by my shrink that, rather than bottle 'em in your heart/mind/head just write 'em down¤

¤just told you what iremembered happened¤

next will be what iwas told happened when iwoke up in the hospital bed

and to you all calling me names SHALOM is al ican say to you

Since when?

frozen70:
It's bound to occur especially if your poor is hard

The solution is, always flush your toilet very well before use

So flushing toilet before use will prevent water from splashing on the butt?
Interesting.

SweetBuns:
Put enough tp in the bowl before doing your business
Else you’re asking for toilet infection. And I can tell you that’s it’s a very terrible thing

Toilet infection in my toilet that only me uses?

Sammy101111:
Firstly
She most have her own money
She most have a good job
She most be independent
She most be working class
She most know how to cook
She most be homely not the party type of girls
She most be Godly
She may be slim or thick
But i don't want lepa oh normal portable or thick in average way

A girl with All these traits can't be submissive unless you aren't big on that.

Opeyemiextra:
Fornicate khe? Why not make it about serious relationships?
For me anyway, my man must meet these requirements because I cannot and will not start grooming a groom.
Good looks and neat
God fearing
Integrity
Very intelligent
Not traditional
Well mannered
Hardworking and persistent

Not traditional?
In order words, you don't wanna be submissive,you don't wanna take care of the home alone while he does finances alone.

You can't deal with redpillers niyen o.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram


my spec Na...



Na girl wey de BLA WEED and she go Sabi ROLL WEED bcus sometimes na ROLLING of WEED de tire Me bcus I de KUSH about 15 to 25 WEED per day, depend on my PARA MOOD..



not to 4get




she go Sabi LOAD BULLET 4 KALA..


so as I de BLAST JUNZIN MANCHIS left legs wit my OLD KALA, she go de LOAD BULLET 4 my new KALA..



WTF MAN

If you dey puff 15-25 parcel per day,you go soon kpai o.

HenryDion:
Right before I came into the real world, I was equipped with a vital tool that have seen me through to this day.

That is understanding the human nature.

Through years of reading, study and insane obsession to know why people act the way they do, and why I do too, I have come to a point where I believe I have unlocked it.

I can take a look at you, and determine if you'll be successful or not. If I have a little more data, I can even tell exactly how you'll die.

My friends have called me psychic numerous times, but the fact is that I use the data available to me to arrive at a possible outcome.

How I was able to acquire such a magnificent ability is nothing but books and years of study in human psychology.

This fascinating super power have helped me navigate the real world since my graduation. I have secured numerous jobs, without having to know anyone.

Without having to write a CV, and most times, without even having the right qualifications. All I have to do is learn about my target, the manager, and formulate an effective strategy.

When others are following the normal route of job board application, the 1% like us are stalking the manager of our dream job in the night. Learning what he or she likes doing, where he enjoys going, and the things that bring him both pain and joy.

This was how I secured a 3 months contract with a Sweden company, $10,000 monthly, and so many like that for the past few months as a copywriter.

My understanding of human nature and the drive to manipulate them into acting a certain way have made life so easy for me, especially in my career and personal relationships with people.

The reason many are poor isn't because they are not skillful, talented, or pretty. They just don't understand the human nature yet. They are still zombies, blind from the real world of money and power.

This is not something formal education teaches. They didn't event teach me how to floss, and I almost went through life not knowing what flossing is, and how important it is.

Though young, I have seen a lifetime of a 107 years old man. And I believe it's time I stop hoarding my knowledge and impact.

Not for money, but because I'm so damn bored and I need a challenge. Making people millionaires is not a bad challenge I guess.

This year, I want to make many people millionaires, by teaching them what I know, not everything, at least enough to elevate someone from poverTEA to financial freedom using their skills.

What if I offer to teach you how to become a millionaire this year 2022, what would you say?

Offer ends in 5 hrs.

Comment your email address, you'll be added to a newsletter.

Because you wan teach us how to be a millionaire na why you con do all these shalaye?

I sight you as a copywriter from your copy because I'm one too.
But $10,000 a month? When the average copywriter salary in US is about 58,000/year.And that's for extremely skilled guys.....make una sha dey lie small small.

Putindbutt:
I hardly engage female here, except very few occasions.
But your case is an extreme madness that you don't know when to draw the line. How can you come on politics section and screaming"wannabe redpillers".. dem swear for you.
I don't think of you as less intelligent, rather as extremely dumb. The excess fats around your body mass does not make you anything close to being intelligent, don't be unfortunate.
There's so much miserable about you, only if you'd open up.

How would you even think that he is a she?

Robertgreene1:
interesting...But this dude is better than this na...I even used to respect him a lot..
so dissapointing...

Do you mean he was wrong to have posted it online?
Because I don't see any wrong in his deed.

officialsaw01:
Is he a formal OAU student? Cuz I'm seeing OAU main gate there o. If yes, I'm not surprised,

Student activists do support students in other schools too.

IBK(former OAU SU president) was arrested by Fmr Gov Ajimobi when he went to join Lautech students to protest.

wevy:
These mummy G.O memes are becoming annoying.
Even supposed Christians are making a joke of Christianity. It's quite sad

Don't be too hard on yourself.

You should know by now that in Nigeria,we use cruise catching to cover up her suffering and frustration.

Or do you want to say "Every christian that makes joke out of christianity will go to hell?"

Also, if you watch her videos,she says nasty things too.I.e Any one using procter and gamble product, anyone doing comedy,anyone wearing a cloth with star logo,any man barbing skin cut will go to hell.

wirinet:
So it's the girls fault the man did not make provision for a condom before inviting the girl to his house and initiating sex (sometimes forcefully). The Nigerian society exonerate men in pregnancy related issues, and put the blame 100% on the girl.

In the US if you get a girl pregnant and run away, you will be brought before a court to pay child support, or you go to jail.
They think more of the welfare of the child. We on the other hand punish the child along with the mother for her sexual sins.

Except in a case of rape,the girl has more blame than the guy.

An adult guy can demand for sex,why didn't she say no?Why did she pull off her clothes?Why did she spread her legs?

She has seen cases of girls with unwanted pregnancy and their suffering yet,she did bàreback with a guy...

onlinetomola:
abi nah

Chai no be ice cream I type o.Na NL censor am.

Na créampie I mean

Iyaebe:
It is the reason I avoid all these tech guys and bitcoin people and any guy involved with online making money rubbish. If you ain't into oil and gas, real estates or an international footballer, please find your square root.

You don't want to be rich in life if you avoid tech guys!

Amotolongbo:
Your brother is “weeding”, that is not a cigarette.

Your brother only has the decision to stop it if he wishes, though it is hard.

But asides it being illegal,what is bad in weed??

onlinetomola:
Well, you didn't consult the spirit before you cum inside

Yes o.

When she was enjoying créampie,she didn't consult the spirit.

odimbannamdi:
You are on the right path, bro. A degree in Business Administration will position you to venture into any arm of the corporate business world - Marketing, Sales, Finance, Operations, Supply Chain, etc. And it is very commendable that you already have a focus and a path you intend to specialise in - Supply Chain Management. It will accelerate your growth when you eventually enter into the industry.

You can begin with registering on LinkedIn and connecting with Supply Chain professionals and pages, ensuring to read up their posts and attend online meetings about the function.

There are also 2 reputable Supply Chain group on Telegram I also recommend that you join. They are The Supply Chain Network and Young Supply Chain Professionals. You can connect with me on whatsapp and we will figure out how to have you join.

If you have some funds, I also encourage you to join the Association for Supply Chain Management (ASCM) as a student member. There are discounts for a student member. Joining the association will give you.access to premium membership materials and articles.

You can also begin saving towards writing your CIPS exams. You can start with Level 4. There are 8 exams on this level, and each exam costs about 94usd for the OR modules and about 110usd got the CR modules.

Finally, don't forget to finish with at least a 2.1 so that you can have a good shot at joining the Graduate Trainee programs of multinationals and diversify into Supply chain from there.

Wishing you good luck in your journey.

Thanks a lot for the insight.I'm already on it!

Also what are the differences between the CR and OR modules of the CIPS?

I've sent you a DM.

odimbannamdi:
What are you studying presently?

Business Administration.

starbuck:
We are truly the endangered species in this country

Stop being sexist!

Don't men go missing too?
Stop playing the victim card!

ednut1:
They Bleep alhajis raw too. No way you wont catch std or hiv soon

So alhajis usually have std or hiv?

gypsey:
I am sure there are people who left and didn't go back.

i believe you, i also know few people who have not seen naigeria for 30 year or more.

Good!

Amotolongbo:
I am not a quadratic equation or polynomial, hence I gat no x!

You play too much babe

That is grand p's wife.

None.

victorVIC1:
That was Chartered Institute of Procurement and Supply (CIPS), UK. Fees are in pounds and they are quite expensive particularly if you consider the current exchange rate.

Concerning choices of professional courses, it depends on your area of interest. For example, I did CIPS cos Supply Chain is my area of specialization and CIPS is arguably the most recognised Supply Chain related institute in Europe

Thanks.
I also want to specialize in supply chain.

Asides writing the CIPS,what other things can I do to move towards this career path please?
I'm an undergraduate in my year 3.

gypsey:
let the guy enjoy his dreams man!

Lol So we don't have people who left and didn't come back again?

I knew someone who was in France for 20 years before coming to bury his mother.If not for his mom,he won't come.
Even his siblings' wedding,he only sent money and didn't come.

People who come even complain about how much they have to spend just for coming to Nigeria...

Olayetan:
Stop daydreaming, 1st leave 9ja before you decide whether to stay or not.

I've not left, I'm already wishing I was not here.
Is it now when I leave that I'll think of coming back.

LesbianBoy:
Many people said so when leaving but dem still come back

I'm not "many people".
Wetin Naija don show me no be small.

HRprof:
Easer said than done, one day you will be tired of staying in another man’s country like most of them that came back after 30 years told us.
Travel and seeeee

How will I get tired of good life,free health care(for the elderly),security,good leadership,good roads,e.t.c.
Not that these countries don't have bad sides,but they are far better than Nigeria obviously.

Even if I get tired,is Nigeria now the next place to go? It's just like going from frying pan to fire.

meobizy:
Them dey Nairaland? Na toilet cleaners like Rossike and EgunMogaji2 dey make the most noise here. They should stay back in their host nations. Na empty pockets and accent dem carry come, nothing else.

Pumpumking just came back from London

Abroad people who do come to Nigeria, it's your confidence for me.Don't you fear kidnap, robbery,e.t.c?
Staying alive everyday in Nigeria is just by grace.

Once I leave,I ain't coming back.
I'll just build house here in Naija where I will lease out.Incase conflict happens I will have a home back in Naija to run to.

My wife can come to Naija but none of my kids are gonna come here!

victorVIC1:
Received my level 4 certificate earlier this week. Moving over to level V right away. one step at a time we shall get there.

Sorry to ask.
Which professional course did you write and how much does it cost?

I'm an undergrad who wishes to start scm professional exams when I graduate.The courses I'm seeing are foreign and costs a fortune at least for me.
What advice do you have for me please?

ReneeNuttall:
I once asked a slay queen at a saloon how she manages to wash her down below properly and she gave me an answer that I myself tried and I nearly scared myself. They will tell u,the longer the finger the deeper it will clean d place. Pure bullcrap.

For you to have tried it,that means you had long nails and you were finding it difficult to wash it properly too lol

I asked a lady same too and she said she even fingers herself with the long nails.I found it difficult to believe!