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PoliticsRe: October 1: Sowore Challenges Burna Boy To Join #RevolutionNow Protest by 2ScrewsLoose: 7:30pm On Sep 29, 2020
light099:
Even though I was all here yesterday evening, commending Burna boy, but really, if all these clowns and entertainers who call themselves activists are placed on historical scale or judged by real standard, all of them would be found wanting.
That is why I spit on ignorant people and shallow fans all over the world who go about regarding entertainers as legends. The word 'legend' is one of the most abused words in recent decades.
The world we live in now, is so much filled with ass lickers who rather follow the crowd than think for themselves.

What's legendary about an overpampered entertainer kicking leather ball around on a field or a froggy who sings blantant crap on the mic?

Fela wasn't that succulent-skinned boy, with a Saxophone inbetween his lips, blowing away crappy sounds to an audience of dumb people. NO.
This is someone who got his ass whooped real bad, many times by the government, in jail and hunger. He used his music to fight for the masses in a dangerous political era. Even while his life was at stake most times, he never stopped fighting.

None of these clowns called entertainers can do 1/100th of this.
Go protest na..! Abeg make we hear word.. You think it's by blabbing, make Fela come protest now na..
FamilyRe: Ladies What Will You Do In This Situation? by 2ScrewsLoose: 2:58am On Sep 20, 2020
Gloriagee:
He sounds entitled in my opinion
No be boyfriend o, na Husband... Ofcuz he is entitled...
HealthRe: Does Anyone Have Car Sickness/allergy? by 2ScrewsLoose: 5:18pm On Sep 13, 2020
Afam4eva:
I don't know if i'm the only one who has this.

But i always feel sick whenever i get into most cars. I always feel like throwing up and it has been a problem i've had right from childhood. I don't know what exactly causes it but it makes it difficult for me to travel by car because i get sick throughout the journey.

Has anybody experienced this?
Buy a headphone, whenever you board a vehicle put it on and play music, you will be fine...
CrimeRe: Can A Woman Sue Her Husband For Rape? by 2ScrewsLoose: 8:06pm On Aug 15, 2020
The day you get married your body is no longer yours,,,
RomanceRe: What Is Your unique Definition Of An Outwardly Cute man Or Beautiful Lady? by 2ScrewsLoose: 8:23am On Aug 10, 2020
Thick thighs, and i'm good to go
SportsRe: Josip Ilicic Caught His Wife Cheating, May Not Play Against PSG by 2ScrewsLoose: 10:45pm On Aug 02, 2020
Samysearch:
Some dude go for some women so that people Will say these guys are enjoying. If a lady has some traits of a slayqueen, wifing her will be the biggest mistake ever. Look for a decent lady with religious inclination, then u thank me later
De there de yarn jargon,,, na photoshop you de see so...
RomanceRe: Resurfaced: I Don't Love Him But This Is Happening, Advice Needed. by 2ScrewsLoose: 10:12pm On Jul 29, 2020
Chinkos99:
Our company recently employed this guy, we worked in the same company before, then he was a manager and i was a junior staff.

I left the company years ago and joined another, so few months ago he got employed in my new office as a Director.

When he resumed, being that i knew him before, i started playing around with him, like when he was introduced to us, i was like oo, common, i hug him tightly and people were surprise at our closeness before i informed them that we have worked together before.

I am a jovial person, so each time i go around his office, i will call him boyfriend, my love, hope no girl is trespassing cos i will fight o and his subordinates will laugh and say you are not serious.

On the job, we get to work together at times cos i am a Manager now, we go for meetings etc, then some of his job includes doing some short production, even though i am not employed as a video producer, i told him i can do those for him personally, cos i recently learn those, he was surprise before but he decided to give me a try, i did it for him and he liked it, he became close and said i was helping him solve alot of problems.

Recently when he comes to my office, he will ask my PA where is my woman and that one will laugh knowing i started it but i just thought that was it though.

So last month when we went to the Palms Mall, to seek for permission to film their facilities in the short production work we had, we were together then he decided to do some shopping, i helped him carry the things he bought and just had fun, he took me to shoprite and ask me to shop, i just pick two things, drink and rice and he said is that all i said yes, he started showing me things, take this, take that i said i was okay, that it wasnt appropriate to come here and start shopping like its month end. So we left, in the car he said, you do have some very good attribute girl, i said like what, he said never mind and we drove off.

After that he started asking if we can have lunch but most time our lunch time dont sync, so i told him not to worry, then he asked for a dinner, i close late, im a workaholic, so most times i will agree but i will work till 9pm and he would have waited and get tired and left.

Finally i get to have a dinner date with him and he ask if we could do this more often, i said why not boyfriend jokingly, the next time we were having dinner, I said boyfriend let me greet that guy there, i really needed to meet him, he has a contact i need for work, he held me and said you call me boyfriend jokingly, i want you to mean it lol.

After i met with the guy, he started telling me how he loved me and how he will really love us to be in a relationship, he doesnt expect a yes and he knows its so wrong on all level because we work in the same place, but i can think about it and give him a response later that he will respect any decision i make.

I said thank you o, but since then, dude is so soft and nervous when he sees me, i can see the butterflies even when we are in a client meeting.

Even though he tries not to make it obvious at work, after work he is all over me

Last night we were together, i told him i am scared as he is almost 40 and not married, that i believe any guy who gets to that age, with enough money but has not married is a play boy lol. He couldn't say a word for like some minutes then he said, yes i am old enough to have been married and i had relationships, beautiful relationships with wonderful women, some didn't work because of my mistakes and because of things i neglected and some didn't work because it was not meant to work, but above all have learnt alot to be at least a better man and i am ready to make it work this time i promise, i have no doubt if you are the right girl because have known you for long and have never had a second thought about my woman, so forgive me for not making it work all these while, i want to make it right this time - MEHN THOSE WORDS RINGS IN MY HEAD LIKE KILODE, i loved the fact that he didnt put the blame on the ladies he's dated.

Now on my own side, I do not feel anything for him but i like him alot, i like that we should be hanging out, go out, do dinner and talk from morning tonight but i do not feel anything aside that. What do you guys advise.
When una ****, you go feel something..
FamilyRe: Man Finds Out His 3-Year-Old Daughter Is Not His After A Secret DNA Test by 2ScrewsLoose: 2:57pm On Jul 29, 2020
kikero:
And many of those men have other men bringing up their own kids.
Word...

Society is doomed, you will see a man chasing a married pregnant woman just so him go **** another man wife forgetting that what goes around comes around...
SportsRe: Inplay Live Trading Explained Here by 2ScrewsLoose: 4:27pm On Jul 11, 2020
Too much talk na lie
TravelRe: The Train Being Used In My Beloved Country Nigeria by 2ScrewsLoose(op): 6:37pm On May 28, 2020
KingAzubuike:
To separate Nigeria is a task that must be accomplished. Enough of these embarassment.
And the pay millions for maintaining this trash,,,
TravelRe: The Train Being Used In My Beloved Country Nigeria by 2ScrewsLoose(op): 6:35pm On May 28, 2020
curfew:
You have not entered the train before. How do you know it is a dirty bag. Look at the engine not the body. That train can take you to China and back. It get automatic Covid-19 detector and killer. Infact, it done killed 3 of the Covids. What is now left are just 16, that is Covid-16. By next month, it will kill another 6 or 10. Leaf awa train for us O.
The thing de pain me, we do things anyhow
TravelThe Train Being Used In My Beloved Country Nigeria by 2ScrewsLoose(op): 5:33pm On May 28, 2020
I was going to the office one morning when i saw this dirt bag called a train conveying people to God knows where.... What is wrong with us in this country, couldn't they at least paint this thing...

Na Wa o huh

RomanceRe: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by 2ScrewsLoose: 8:14pm On May 22, 2020
iyke926:
Just keep her as a fuckmate and don't over react. Withdraw all the caring, emotional bullcrap, financial support and keep her solely for curing konji. And when next you fvck her...use vex stab the pussy with your prick. Don't take women serious
You get sense,,
RomanceRe: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by 2ScrewsLoose: 8:11pm On May 22, 2020
icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??
Mumu
FamilyRe: My Husband's Family Is Sucking Him Dry by 2ScrewsLoose: 6:45pm On May 19, 2020
STARGREEN:
"I have saved enough to buy a land and I am not planning to include his name in the property."

This is obviously the reason for your lamentations.
Very bad woman angry
CelebritiesRe: Frodd Meets With Ubi Franklin, Paul O, As He Signs New Deal (Photos) by 2ScrewsLoose: 12:33pm On Oct 10, 2019
Fabolousibk1:
Thank God this yeye show is over...mtcheweeewww
Don't be a boring girlfriend sometimes cry and tell your boyfriend you're missing your EX.���
Na wa o, see wicked advice grin
FamilyRe: My Genotype Is AS And My Fiancee Is AS; What Do I Do? by 2ScrewsLoose: 7:53pm On Oct 08, 2019
Ereolamide:
Bro you don't have to get worried at all. Follow these instructions carefully:

1. Keep your genotype a secret, don't tell her. If she insists, get the test done, alter the S in your result to A with a black Biro( black ink must be used in cases such as these).

2. Proceed with your wedding plans, get married to her since you love her so much. Women are very gullible she won't suspect a thing she is in love with you already.

3. You don't have to bother about your kids genotype, the lucky ones will turn out fine while the not-so-lucky ones will bear the SS genotype, you can also alter their genotype with a Biro and profess positive affirmations into their lives.

Note: You have to be 'churchious' to get your desired result.

4. With this, everything will be alright, and if things turn out otherwise, be rest assured that you'll be fine since you and your wife won't be the ones to endure the pains and crisis that come with sickle cell anaemia, the children will bear their cross bravely from hospital beds to hospital beds

I believe my advice is matured enough, I even checked my spellings, grammar and punctuations for extra marks.

Thanks and God bless.
Lovely grin
RomanceRe: Why Men Cheat by 2ScrewsLoose: 7:04pm On Sep 30, 2019
Sandra8:
why men cheat is a complicated question that needs answering. It is important to note that men cheat for various reasons so a single answer cannot exhaust the question.

Men though cheat for various underlying factors, know this factors and PREVENT a potential cheater from cheating on you. I believe in prevention being better than cure.

P. S: Women should realize that men find us ALLURING in all our different shapes and sizes and colors too. It takes a strong willed man with self control to withstand the urge of his testosterone to cheat. So therefore all men are liable to cheat.

Women should realize that for most boys to transition to a Man they believe they must sleep with a woman. That reasoning alone pushes small boys barely up to 15 years to start wooing girls around, seeking love but in a guise to have sex (this is where he first learns how to cheat by lying about his true feelings) . And for a man to transition to THE MAN, he must be an expert in getting girls and sleeping with them. This drives a man to increase his body count to get bragging rights and sexual prowess than his peers (this is what drives most men to start cheating).

Another factor is the fact that men are very curious beings. They like to explore. Men wants to know what it feels like to be with a dark babe, a fair babe, a slim babe, a curvy babe, a busty babe etc. It's not fair I know but don't weep yet.

I'll take this two factors for now and show how we can exploit the loop holes in their reasoning.

Always try to ascertain a man's body count before you try to settle for him. It will save you headaches with cheating. There are two major ways to find out. Direct and indirect methods. You ask him directly his body count, guys will generally increase their body count by as much as 5 girls to make their resume look good (so try deleting at least 5 extra partners from the figure he gives you) or indirect method by ascertaining from his looks, wealth, social influence how many ladies he could have attracted and dated in the past. I prefer this method.
This information is very useful in knowing a cheat or potential cheat. If he has a large body count and he is below 25 years, girlfriend run he is just a f*ck boy and still a cheat. But if he has a large body count and is in his 30's chances are he WAS a cheat and a f*ck boy. But note he is still a potential cheat. Alpha males appeal to me as a lady, and all alpha males are potential cheats so caution has to be applied before settling with one.
A guy without any body count or a low body count usually have no game. But are still potential cheats, so never settle for them for body count reasons alone.

And knowing men are naturally curious, wanting to explore all the shapes and sizes women comes in, to keep him in check ensures you milk his resources (money and time). With extra or loads of money men can easily cheat on you.
With excess free time men can also cheat on you, so rob him of one or the two if possible and he will have two options. Stay with you or break up with you to go and cheat outside. A man who truly loves you will pick the former, he will stay with you. He doesn't mind investing his money in his woman because he sees you guys having and sharing a future together, he won't even mind spending loads of his time with you (time he would normally spend cheating on you).
So here is how to not get played by men.

Stay tuned for more.

Cc
Funmmyastic
Guest007
Seun
For every man that cheat a woman also cheats, you women cheat as much as the male folks and yet you complain the most... No wound yourself ojare, enjoy life biko kiss
Car TalkRe: Chasis Number by 2ScrewsLoose(op): 9:37am On Sep 22, 2019
CarGuideNG:
In addition to the suggestions above, it would help for you to indicate the make and model of the vehicle. You could also post the number here.

Some Japanese market cars have Frame/Chassis numbers which may have just 10 - 12 characters.
thanks, i think its a jdm i just wanted to be really sure something isn't fishy with the car
Car TalkRe: Chasis Number by 2ScrewsLoose(op): 9:36am On Sep 22, 2019
nurey:
Chassis number/VIN number is always posted in several places

by the windshield

by driver door frame

in the bonnet where the firewall is located etc

check those not what is available on the paper.
we did check all this places, there's one at the firewall when you open the bonnet, the second one is located when you open the driver door at the hinge close to the belt... Thanks for the response
Car TalkChasis Number by 2ScrewsLoose(op): 11:42pm On Sep 21, 2019
Hello everyone, a friend of mine just bought a tokumbo car but surprisingly it's chasis number had only 10 characters,,, is this normal..? Please help
RomanceRe: "Is This Guy Not Wicked" - Ladies Reveals What Her Got As Birthday Gift From BF by 2ScrewsLoose: 8:58pm On Jul 28, 2019
What did she buy for him on his birthday,, i smell payback.. grin grin

All this singlet and boxers gf them sad
SportsRe: Why You Need To Join 1xbet Now! by 2ScrewsLoose: 4:43pm On Jul 04, 2019
Bunch of scammers, they blocked my account for no reason whatsoever... Holding over N10k
SportsRe: Join Me Now On What's App For My 1.80odd Rollover by 2ScrewsLoose: 3:07pm On Jun 22, 2019
08034910305
PoliticsRe: Dubai Robbery: Femi Fani-Kayode Reacts As Nigerian Youths Start Tribal War by 2ScrewsLoose: 10:07am On Apr 04, 2019
krendo:
A country where the people votes and the government goes to change the result of the votes at night is claiming a bunch of boys engaging in theft is destroying the image of the country lol
Very mvmv people, a government with zero sense whose only plan is to loot and harass its citizens.... Rubbish
SportsRe: Who Knows This Person by 2ScrewsLoose: 3:17pm On Mar 28, 2019
Cesc Fabregas
SportsRe: A Funny Story About C. Ronaldo And Messi by 2ScrewsLoose: 6:42pm On Mar 20, 2019
Some people no just get work..
SportsRe: Barcelona Players To Wear Jersey With Names In Chinese Against Real Madrid by 2ScrewsLoose: 1:08pm On Feb 06, 2019
ollah2:
This is what happens when you hold onto your tradition, culture, religion, names etc but no Africans are extremly dumb and stupid set of people. They have abandoned their traditions, culture, religions. Our identities are tagged devilish, festivals done locally aren't even celebrated by the locals except a few because it's devilish but you can celebrate halloween and others.

You tagged our religions satanic and call our Gods false but foreign gods are superb and the real deal. We read the bible and quran, we know how these gods killed but no they are still loving gods while ours is satanic

Our culture is dying and our names aren't given to new births anymore. Heck, even folks change their beautiful local names to English names which has absolute no meaning.

If we had held on to our identities perhaps these names will be written in our lovely languages viz Yoruba, Igbo or Hausa. The world will never respect us until we respect ourselves and return to our roots.
baba you get sense...

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