₦airaland Forum

VellyG:
My parrot ... Was bought b4 I was born 33 Yrs old . Speaks Igbo , pidgin and English lang.

Bros, u mean 30+3years? wow

nikkiking:
Kogi state home of armed robbers.


Especially okene.....

Rip officers .


Ur killers shall know no peace .

Bros, U are 100% correct.
OKENE is one town that is notorious for evil - terrorism, armed robbers, extreme aggressiveness.
Once its 7pm you there not pass thru the town especially okene- AJAOKUTA road. A reverend father was kidnapped there recently. I lost 2 of my friends at different times in that town. Okene needs a military barracks ND check points every 2 poles distance.

naijaGhandi:
The moment Dr saraki got the seat of the Sp in the most desperate manner. I knew his temporary shelter in politics was that seat. Of SP but when it comes to the future, he's lost his permanent safety in politics. now, it's glaring to all and sundry that he can never be president of this nation no matter what he gives to the masses. It is well.

I don't like Saraki's desperation but you never can tell.
Who says Saraki can never b the president of Nigeria. Are u God?Have u forgotten so soon that worse things were said about BUHARI: - people called him a coup plotter, religious bigot, old senile pampers-wearing Daura dullardo, serial looser(lost 3times), 5 nigerian bishops swore that he can never be president ND one of dem threatening to open the gate of hell.
Nobody knows tomorrow ND never say never.

chi4ik4:
I'm a victim of this. I'm 31 & my first ever girl friend is pushing me away & she doesn't know. d worst of it all is that she is selfish & I can't marry a selfish woman. I intend to marry her but I have great doubt. over one week now I have not called her & I won't; unlike me that do call her on daily basis. I'm tired of talking & complaining & I wanna really face my work & study now. I think I made a mistake in my relationship. I have not slept with her for 2 years half we have been in this relationship just because I wanna endure until I get married. d worst is that my female friends cares for me 70% more than my own girlfriend. I'm just tired.

U keep a woman for 2yrs without strafing ND u expect her not to complain, free her if you are not yet ready to marry. 2yrs is enough time for courtship. U'll b surprised to discover that she is emotionally attached to another man.

oluwaniyi66:
can you test a food at the canteen before buying it ?

I may not test the food at the canteen b4 buying it but after buying ND its tasteless, I'll abandon it or throw it away. Marriage on d other hand is different. U DON enter, u DON enter b DAT. Divorce can be very disastrous.

When men insist they wanna touch ND do d thing b4 marriage, they are called dogs ND women see them as not having self control. On d flip side, if men refuse to do, they are tagged weakling, not-man-enough, sick, impotent, without swap and d woman will dump d guy most times. Men can NEVER WIN.

Three VERY IMPORTANT things u must cosider B4 u MARRY anyone.
(1) CHARACTER: Do they have good character, respect u?
(2) COMPETENCE: DO they have money(I don't mean very rich). Don't under estimate d power of money in any relationship. Money lubricate love. A guy who doesn't HV money, always beg for love while d rich guy have many ladies flocking round him(some real ND many of dem ladies are fake).
(3) CONNECTION/CHEMISTRY: marry ur friend is an age-long adage. Now it has been modified to: marry ur best friend and lover. Peace of mind is very important in marriage, do not sacrifice it for material things. For when money and material things disappear, divorce is inevitable.

SCAM

Here are the campaign promises of BUHARI. Nigerians voted based on these promises. APC now have what they wanted, its time for Nigerians to get what they voted for.
Check the list here:
1. Public declaration of assets and liabilities
2. State and community policing
3. Ban on all government officials from
seeking medical care abroad
4. Implementation of the National Gender
Policy, including 35% of appointive positions
for women
5. Revival of Ajaokuta steel company
6. Generation, transmission and distribution of
at least 20,000 MW of electricity within four
years and increasing to 50,000 MW with a
view to achieving 24/7 uninterrupted power
supply within 10 years.
7. Empowerment scheme to employ 740,000
graduates across the 36 states and the
Federal Capital Territory.
8. Establishment of a free-tuition and
scholarship scheme for pupils who have
shown exceptional aptitude in science
subjects at O/Levels to study ICT-related
courses.
9. 720,000 jobs by the 36 states in the
federation yearly (20,000 per state).
10. Three million Jobs per year
11. To embark on vocational training,
entrepreneurial and skills acquisition schemes
for graduates along with the creation of a
Small Business Loan Guarantee Scheme to
create at least 5 million new jobs by 2019.
12. Churches and Mosques would not pay
taxes under national laws, but if they engage
in businesses, the businesses would pay tax.
13. Provision of allowances to the discharged
but unemployed Youth Corps members for
Twelve (12) months while in the skills and
entrepreneurial development programme
14. Making the economy one of the fastest-
growing emerging economies in the world with
a real GDP growth averaging 10% annually.
15. Creation of a Social Welfare Programme
of at least fivethousand naira (N5000) that
will cater for the 25 million poorest and most
vulnerable citizens upon the demonstration of
children’s enrollment in school and evidence
of immunisation to help promote family
stability
16. Recruitment and training of at least
100,000 officers into the Nigerian police force
and establish a Federal Anti-terrorism Agency.
17. One free meal (to include fruits) daily, for
public primary school pupils
18. Building an airport in Ekiti State
19. Eradication of state of origin, replacing
that with state of residence to ensure
Nigerians are Nigerians first before anything
else.
20. Establishment of crime squad to combat
terrorism, kidnapping, armed robbery,
militants, ethno-religious and communal
clashes nationwide
21. Working with the National Assembly
towards the immediate enactment of a
Whistle Blower Act
22. Economic stability for the ECOWAS
nations and maintaining a strong, close and
frank relationship with West Africa, South
Africa, UK, USA, Canada, and other African
countries
23. Establishing a conflict resolution
commission to help prevent, mitigate and
resolve civil conflicts within the polity.
24. All political office holders earn only the
salaries and emoluments determined and
approved by the Revenue Mobilisation and
Fiscal Commission (RMFAC).
25. Permanent peace in the Niger Delta and
other conflict prone areas such as Plateau,
Taraba, Bauchi, Borno and Abia.
26. No plans to Islamise Nigeria.
27. Nationwide sanitation plans to keep
Nigeria clean
28. Preserving the independence of the
Central Bank
29. Simplifying immigration process to foster
faster visa processing at points of entry.
30. Special incentives to facilitate the
education of the girl child
31. Full implementation of the National
Identification Scheme to generate the relevant
data.
32. Making Information Technology,
Manufacturing, Agriculture and Entertainment
key drivers of our economy
33. Balancing the economy across regions by
the creation of six new Regional Economic
Development Agencies (REDAs) to act as
champions of sub-regional competitiveness
34. Putting in place a N300 billion regional
growth fund (average of N50 billion in each
geo-political region) to be managed by the
REDAs.
35. Amending the Constitution and the Land
Use Act to create freehold/leasehold interests
in land along with matching grants for states
to create a nationwide electronic land title
register on a state by state basis.
36. Reviving and reactivating the minimally
performing refineries to optimum capacity.
37. Creating additional middle-class of at
least two million new home owners in the first
year in government and one million annually
thereafter.
38. Creating an additional middle class of at
least four million new home owners by 2019
by enacting national mortgage single digit
interest rates for purchase of owner occupier
houses as well as reviewing the collateral
qualification to make funding for home
ownership easier, with 15 to 30 year mortgage
terms.
39. Enacting a national mortgage system that
will lend at single digit interest rates for
purchase of owner occupier houses.
40. Injecting extra N30 billion into the
Agricultural sector to create more agro-allied
jobs by way of loans at nominal interest rates
for capital investment on medium and
commercial scale cash crops.
41. You farm, government buys, guaranteeing
a minimum price for selected crops and
facilitate storage of agricultural products as
and when necessary.
42. Creating a national infrastructural
development bank to provide loans at nominal
interest rates exclusively for this sector.
43. Construction of 3,000km of superhighway
including service trunks.
44. Building of up to 4,800km of modern
railway lines – one third to be completed by
2019.
45. At least one functioning airport is
available in each of the 36 states.
46. Ending gas flaring and ensuring sales of
at least half of gas produce, within Nigeria.
47. Speedily passing the much-delayed
Petroleum Industry Bill (PIB) and ensuring
that local content issues are fully addressed.
48. Establishing at least six new universities
of science and technology with satellite
campuses in various states.
49. Establishing six centres of excellence to
address the needs of special education.
50. Prioritising the reduction of the infant
mortality rate by 2019 to 3%.
51. Reducing maternal mortality by more than
70%.
52. Reducing HIV/AIDs infection rate by 50%
and other infectious diseases by 75%.
53. Improving life expectancy by additional 10
years on average.
54. Increasing the number of physicians from
19 per 1000 population to 50 per 1000
55. Increasing national health expenditure per
person per annum to about N50,000 (from
less than N10,000 currently).
56. Increasing the quality of all federal
government-owned hospitals to world class
standard within five years.
57. Ensuring timely payment of retirement
benefits for all pensioned senior citizens and
creating a poverty safety net for all aged
citizens above the age of 65.
58. Amending the Constitution to require local
governments to publish their meeting minutes,
service performance data, and items of
spending over N10 million.
59. Requiring full disclosure in media outlets,
of all government contracts over N100 million
prior to award and during implementation at
regular interval.
60. Amending the Constitution to remove
immunity from prosecution for elected officers
in criminal case.
61. Initiating action to amend the Nigerian
Constitution with a view to devolving powers,
duties, and responsibilities to states in order
to entrench true federalism and the federal
spirit.
62. Reforming and strengthening the justice
system for efficient administration and
dispensation of justice with the creation of
special courts for accelerated hearing of
corruption, drug trafficking, terrorism and
similar cases of national importance.
63. Establishing world-class sports academy
and training institutes and ensure that Nigeria
occupies a place of pride in global sports and
athletics.
64. Reviving the Nigerian football league and
putting incentives in place to make it as
competitive as other national leagues.
65. Putting in place measures to identify
talents early and ensuring their participation in
local and international games to enable them
become professionals.
66. Assisting Nollywood to fully develop into
world class movie industry that can compete
effectively with Hollywood and Bollywood in
due course.
67. Ensuring that the rights of women are
protected as enshrined in our Constitution.
68. Guaranteeing that women are adequately
represented in government appointments and
providing greater opportunities in education,
job creation and economic empowerment.
69. Promoting the concept of reserving a
minimum number of seats in the National
Assembly for women.
70. Free maternal and children healthcare
services.
71. Stabilising the naira.
72. Targeting up to 20% of our annual budget
for this critical sector whilst making
substantial investments in training quality
teachers at all levels of the educational
system (some other APC policy documents
had 15%).
73. Ensuring compliance with policies and
measures to halt the pollution of rivers and
waterways in the Niger Delta and other parts
of the country.
74. Adopting a holistic approach to erosion
and shoreline protection across the country.
75. ECOWAS currency by 2020 under Nigeria’s
guidance and leadership.
76. Maintaining strong, close and frank
relationships within the Gulf of Guinea, the
Commonwealth, South Africa and the rest of
the world.
77. Establishing a new special relationship
with the leading emerging markets like Brazil,
Russia, India and China (BRIC) and other
strategic partners around the world.
78. Government intends to commission a
sociological study to determine Boko Haram’s
origins, remote and immediate causes of the
movement, its sponsors, the international
connections to ensure that measures are
taken to prevent a recurrence of the evil.
79. Strengthening INEC to reduce, if possible,
eliminate electoral malpractices in Nigerian’s
political life.
80. Improving operational and legal
mechanisms so that disciplinary steps are
taken against proven human rights violations
by the Armed Forces.
81. Free education at primary, secondary and
tertiary institutions for Science, Technology,
Engineering and Mathematics (STEM) and
Education.

source: www.naij.com/473147-know-the-81-campaign-promises-of-president-buhari.html?pk_campaign=ush

We HV been scammed.

seunmsg:
They've been separated since 1996 if I can still read clearly and she's just coming out now that the senator is about to get married again. Maybe she wants some settlement or what's her motive for all the media noise she's making? The senator should just file for divorce and end the marriage legally. He can afterwards go ahead and marry whoever he so desires.

OGA,in the roman Catholic church, no reason is good enough for divorce except for deception ND few other things. u don't marry, u don't marry b DAT o. even cheating or bad character is not enough reason. e fit take 20years self.

LESSON: NEVER hire anybody u can not fire. Never entrust businesses worth millions of dollars to family and friends to manage. Reduce expenses, live within ur income and look for opportunities to make extra money.

open a DYA(DIAMOND YELLO ACCOUNT) ACCOUNT BY DIALLING *710# on ur MTN SIM and save urself some stress. call DYA customer care on 118 to know the nearest DYA agent close to u. u can deposit money in ur DYA account and also withdraw money anytime u want. u can transfer money to any bank account in Nigeria using any kind of phone(even nokia touch light phone). I'm using it and i like it.

[quote author=Cutehector post=37076262]Good advice.... I see you all ladies here as my sisters and I wish u could grasp smth out of this post...

In as much as some ppo will tag me hypocrite buh hey, let's be true to ourselves for once... Sex should be smth both parties gv dr consent to... If a man loves u so much, he won't ask u for sex befor u two are married... Yes, he won't! He respects u well enough to wait for u to decide to give urself to him, dats if u wish to before marriage [/quote
In as much as I agree WT u, guys who took their girlfriends/fiancées as sisters without sex, get dumped at d slightest quarrel. D man knows he is not perfect ND could make mistakes ND he does not want to be labelled impotent,weakling or not-man-enough.

The man no try at all. He is a run away soldier.

This is very unfortunate. Ladies should be very careful.

If you are a female bank marketer reading this and u are of marriageable age but not married. Kindly know that men are generally afraid of d threat ur career might bring.

if money was grown on trees, women will marry monkeys. 15 baby mamas by OBJ.

Nnemuka:
most Nigerian men are the same...
Lets assume Toke was the one who cheated and got pregnant for another man while married to her husband, would he accept her apology plus the child belonging to another man?
would he pretend its ok just because she apologized?
Its easy for y'all to come here asking her to forgive a cheating man. smh

Unfortunately, its a man's world. I hate cheating whether its from a man or woman. D husband no try at all. In most places, any key that that open different padlocks is a MASTER KEY but any padlock DAT can be opened by any key is shitty and worthless.

To avoid been dumped by ur fiancee, here are some steps to take: imagine dating a lady for 3years and spending scarce resources on her only for her to DUMP YOU for a returning yankee guy.

DISCLAIMER: Dis steps may not work in all cases but it works most times. Also I do not encourage sexual immorality as It remains a sin but desperate times call for desperate measures.

(1) before you make her ur fiancée or propose to her, make sure she is excited abt u. Make sure she is really ur best friend. Make sure d relationship is not lopesided where d guy does all d calling ND shows all d love.
(2) BE ROMANTIC: make sure u are good in man ND woman game of bedmatics. Most Women hate slackers in dis department.
(3)MONEY: D 21st century girl is all abt d highest bidder. Make cool cash ND let her know u'v got d cash without being a MAGA.
(3) COMMIT HER: live together with her ND get her pregnant. If u guys were living together ND she is pregnant, it would HV been more difficult for her to HV time for d Yankee guy. Ensure u are ready to marry or father a child before u start living WT her and thinking of getting her pregnant.
Over ND above all: HOPE FOR THE BEST, EXPECT THE WORST AND ACCEPT WHATEVER COMES IN GOOD FAITH.

3 things to do if you must remain financially buoyant:
(1) Reduce Expenses
(2) live within your income
(3) look for alternative source of income

A man should have minimum of 3 sources of income.

ban the use of veil

My God is not d God of confusion. If d 'pastorpreneur' had told her DAT her 'GOd ordained' husband would be a primary school teacher and she got married to a caring nd rich medical doctor, would she be emotionally down if d primary school teacher comes disturbing her after she had married d doctor? Some ladies are very gullible. D highest bidder things. My friend who is a Doctor, has up to 5 ladies fighting to marry him. Each lady knows that d guy has other ladies, yet they won't leave him. She wants to answer Dr (Mrs).

Very wrong timing for the doctor.

evegran:
Please say "some ladies" or maybe the ladies around you.

NOT 'some ladies' but most ladies. this explains why most ladies prefer bad guys. QED.

bad guys give 'quality lashing' and dats one thing that controls MOST ladies even more dan money

tell your friend to 'mark register' with d lady before confronting her. because d relationship might crash after d confronting.

At 30+ she would hv broken some dudes heart, some dudes would hv shartered her heart, she would hv slept wt 10 or more men, she would hv had 1 or more abortions, she would hv had a child outside wedluck, she would be desperate nd wants a 3-4months courtship pressurizing d man for marriage.

Anyone that doubts dis promo is either joking or not current wt facts. According to ncc statistics, mtn is still d largest in terms of subscriber base nd makes over 100billion as profit in a year. Giving out 15million to a customer shouldn't be so difficult for dem. Mtn is bastardly rich.

Emaprince:
is this the reason why you seperated from him?


https://www.nairaland.com/1434785/no-longer-interested-sex-hubby

emeify:
I have been married for a while but I seem to have lost interest in sex. I used to enjoy it before but for some reason, it no longer interest as me. Hubby is impatient as he does not understand and I am at a loss. Does anybody know what could be wrong with me?
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This is why dis woman is leaving. She lost interest in sexx nd d hubby was not patient. D man was probably forcing her to Bleep him(rapee).
I pray d matter is resolved amicably.

MosD:
That forest must itself be a city

D forest is larger than 5 nigerian cities put together. It cuts across nigeria, niger, cameroon nd chad.

If you don't hv money, u will be running after women but as soon as u hv money, women will run after u.

NSUKKA GIRLS

The most loyal nd submissive girls in igboland.
Little or no sex. Some young ones might want sex but once she is married, no cheating.
Even when there is little money, she is patient and keeps faith.