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NSUKKA GIRLS

Most loyal and submissive girls in igbo land. Little or no sex. They love money but not like other igbo girls. Due to their humble background, they are always patient nd believe money will come.

D man is a mumu nd d woman is an ashawo. He spent 1.4million while d goods in d shop is 750k. After 3 good years, d woman could not get pregnant nd d man realised he has been duped. This is why some men will prefer to get a woman pregnant b4 marrying her to avoid entering one chance.

#BABAONECHANCE
We are watching!
Stabilize world oil price.
Make 1dollar = 1naira
1meal a day for all pupils in public schools.
Eradicate corruption.
Stop insecurity.
Give us light.
Fix the bad roads.
Etc

'rascality' and violence runs thru the veins of pple of that area. You can not see any modern house in that town as they are afraid it will get destroyed during violence.

Marry any celeb lady at ur own peril. D kind of 'twerking' going on in d entertainment is second to none.

Op. This is ur personal opinion. Husband is scarce nd any lady that refuses to cohabit will find it DIFFICULT to get a husband. Its just like a lady dat refuses to have sexx, she go tey for her papa house. This explains why d 'bad girls' marry faster dan d good ones.

He courted you for months nd didnt fvck u. Most time, it shows he has low libido or he is getting it outside. It could also mean he masturbates seriously nd prefers masturbation to sexx. Nd now you are complaining. Discuss wt him nd pray he changes.

Good day, n'landers.
I read recently on nairaland about a lady who dated a guy for 4years, got engaged to him and will be getting married to d guy in few months time but she wants to opt out. Here are some eye openers/ pitfalls for guys to take note of.

BOTH OF YOU WERE NEVER FRIENDS: The foundation of every intimate relationship is friendship. 'Always marry your friend' is an age-long advice given to both guys and ladies. Both of you shd b able to discuss freely abt life, work, sex and other topics.

ASSUMING SHE LOVES YOU: never assume a lady loves u. Her actions should show that she loves you. It is a known fact, that some ladies pretend but if you are a sharp guy you shd know when a lady loves you. Here are 5 languages of love to guide you. (A) act of service - she should b ready to go extra mile to help you with some chores like cooking etc. (B) QUALITY TIME (C)
PHYSICAL TOUCH - holding hands, hugging, smooching, romance etc.(D)
WORDS OF AFFIRMATION - paying you compliments. (E) GIFTING - even if its #500 boxers she should buy for u.

NO-SEX-BEFORE-MARRIAGE: why I DO NOT advocate for sexual immorality, the truth must be told. If a man has not fvcccked a lady, d gra gra and shakara no be here o. Super drama queen and tantrums highly expected. Most times, A lady feels more relaxed and at home wt a guy she has slept wt than a guy that has not seen her panties. The guy could be making the lady his priority while the lady will be considering the guy as an option. Even after engagement, she considers the guy as one of those guys stalking her. If u never fvcck am, make sure u don't quarrel, argur vehemently or sharply disagree wt her on any issue. Also,Be ready to meet every of her ga damn 'ridiculous' demand. Lastly, be ready to 'practically' BEG or use her parents/pastor to PERSUADE her to marry you, if no-sex-b4-marriage.

POOR BEDMATICS: if you are already having sex, be sure to be good at d game. Most ladies are turned off if the guy is a jerk in bed, especially the sexually active ladies. They'll say- Bobo yi omo kon kon(this guy no know ANYTHING). They hv pple to compare the guy wt nd if performance is below per, some will crash d courtship instead of cheating in marriage.

NO-COHABITING: she wants to get married and live together for 40yrs or more but she is not ready to even spend weekend at the guys place. NO QUALITY TIME- WATCH IT, GUY! Marriage comes wt some surprises, so its better to live together for sometime and bond better than running away few weeks after marriage.

LITTLE MONEY: money is not love but most times money lubricates love. fuel is to a car what money is to love according to d present day lady. She thought you were loaded but finds out its otherwise, she will Ben Johnson. Who wan suffer?

ITS NOT DESTINED TO HAPPEN: you tried your best but for just no reason, both of you don't seem to get along well.

A GUY WITH MORE MONEY AND SWEETER TONGUE APPEARS: another guy appears from God knows where wt a better car, house and swag. Omo see gbege. For most ladies, it is the highest bidder that shd chop their kpomo. This explains why some guys wt money play them wella cos they know that once the money goes, d love will disappear. To make it harder for d other guy make sure you are already co-habiting wt the lady. It take a guy who is desperate to hussle for a lady who is already living wt anoda man nd you will know on time.



REMEMBER- don't be TOO nice and TOO gentle to a lady that is not yet your wife. Occasional niceness is ok. Worship a lady and she will mock nd see you as NOT MAN ENOUGH.

You can add your own reasons.

see Fashola congratulating the guys clicking likes and posting pro-APC comments on nairaland

How many ladies have the fear of God IN THEM that they are looking for men that have the fear of God in the real sense of it. Iron sharpeneth iron. Any lady that is waiting for a man that has the real fear of God will 'tey' for her papa house. frienship, trust and love will always do the magic.

This explains why some guys shine their eyes very well nd dont fall in love, they grow in love.They make sure they co-habit wt the lady nd study her properly b4 any serious/lifetime commitment. Some even insist the woman gets pregnant b4 marriage after carefully obversing her. These bitches are NOT LOYAL.

This explains why some guys shine their eyes very well nd dont fall in love, they grow in love.They make sure they co-habit wt the lady nd study her properly b4 any serious/lifetime commitment.

Bro, this is not an English class but i'll like to obverse that it is wrong to say -take it personal. The corect version is - take it personally.

internetpirate:
Assuming it is your personal slang for your friends etc, do you think it's particularly intelligent/wise to use it in a public forum? Since you are so good in English and deliberately choose words at random! Part of English writing is the address to "audience" and one chooses words that are most appropriate to the audience. What you use for informal narratives is not the same with what you use for formal narratives!

Now, don't take this personal, but I just feel it's time to speak up on this growing trend on Nairaland! Someone writes atrocious English, and when corrected, the bandwagon descends on the critic, often suggesting that he/she should draw meaning from the mumbo-jumbo, instead of correcting the anomaly and setting a standard for intelligent discourse!

Why I am gravely worried by this trend is because I see it as a reflection of our Nigerian society where mediocrity, poor controls and lack of excellence are rife! We spend time chanting change, yet the change we truly need is a "mindset change"!!! Can we start aiming for the sky in all our endeavours?!!!
Can we start criticising our general performance through structured reviews so that lessons-learnt can reflect in improved performance

Cousin brother doesn't seem like a major faux pas (no matter how you try to burnish it!), but it is part of the canker worms that are eating at our national marrow!! My apologies my "cousin sister"!!

Unfortunately, ladies prefer guys dat lie. Ladies prefer guy men nd guy men are confirmed lies. A gentleman who doesn't lie is considered as boring and not man enough. Any man who doesnt lie or present a front is either single or finds it VERY DIFFICULT to get into d ladies pant. D guy who doesnt lie will surprisingly discover dat d lady he is not lieing to is always telling lies nd pretending. The man and woman relationship is a game nd d smarter always wins.
Meanwhile his lieing friends are getting easily laid.

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[size=16pt]A guy will say, do and be what ever you want just to get between a woman's legs.[/size]


That is extremely disgusting to us women.

D man is an APC supporter. He already knows GEJ will be declared winner so he decides to commit suicide. We will tell his corpse GEJ WON.

GEJ TILL 2019

ozoigbondu:
Abacha did not steal
Pa buhari

this is a confirmation that PaBuhari is also corrupt. He headed PTF under Abacha and benefitted immensely from fake contracts awarded.
PaBuhari had the guts to tell Nigerians that Abacha did not steal. what a shame. Can you now see that PDP and Apc are the same.

#NeverAgain shall an illiterate,tryannical,sickly old MAN who ruled wen my father was 17 be allowed to rule me
#NeverAgain shall we allow a coup plotter who destroyed our democracy to contest for a democratic election.
#NeverAgain shall we go backward rather than MARCHing FORWARD
#NeverAgain shall we be deceived by the numerous APC propaganda
#NeverAgain shall we lose hope in our beloved country Nigeria

Never Again!
God Bless Nigeria!
God Bless Goodluck Jonathan!

MBAKA WHY.? Rev Fr Mbaka why have you decided to be a politician instead of a minister of God. The catholic bishop conference denounced ur statement.

#NeverAgain shall an illiterate,tryannical,sickly old fossil lead Nigeria
#NeverAgain shall we allow a coup plotter who destroyed our democracy to contest for a democratic election.
#NeverAgain shall we go backward rather than MARCHing FORWARD
#NeverAgain shall we be deceived by the numerous APC propaganda
#NeverAgain shall we lose hope in our beloved country Nigeria
#NeverAgain shall we lose faith in our military due to APC lies.
Never Again!
God Bless Nigeria!
God Bless the Millitary!
God Bless Goodluck Jonathan!

#NeverAgain shall an illiterate,tryannical,sickly old fossil lead Nigeria
#NeverAgain shall we allow a coup plotter who destroyed our democracy to contest for a democratic election.
#NeverAgain shall we go backward rather than MARCHing FORWARD
#NeverAgain shall we be deceived by the numerous APC propaganda
#NeverAgain shall we lose hope in our beloved country Nigeria
#NeverAgain shall we lose faith in our military due to APC lies.
Never Again!
God Bless Nigeria!
God Bless the Millitary!
God Bless Goodluck Jonathan!

#NeverAgain shall an illiterate,tryannical,sickly old fossil lead Nigeria
#NeverAgain shall we allow a coup plotter who destroyed our democracy to contest for a democratic election.
#NeverAgain shall we go backward rather than MARCHing FORWARD
#NeverAgain shall we be deceived by the numerous APC propaganda
#NeverAgain shall we lose hope in our beloved country Nigeria
#NeverAgain shall we lose faith in our military due to APC lies.
Never Again!
God Bless Nigeria!
God Bless the Millitary!
God Bless Goodluck Jonathan!

#NeverAgain shall an illiterate,tryannical,sickly old fossil lead Nigeria
#NeverAgain shall we allow a coup plotter who destroyed our democracy to contest for a democratic election.
#NeverAgain shall we go backward rather than MARCHing FORWARD
#NeverAgain shall we be deceived by the numerous APC propaganda
#NeverAgain shall we lose hope in our beloved country Nigeria
#NeverAgain shall we lose faith in our military due to APC lies.
Never Again!
God Bless Nigeria!
God Bless the Millitary!
God Bless Goodluck Jonathan!

#NeverAgain shall an illiterate,tryannical,sickly old fossil lead Nigeria
#NeverAgain shall we allow a coup plotter who destroyed our democracy to contest for a democratic election.
#NeverAgain shall we go backward rather than MARCHing FORWARD
#NeverAgain shall we be deceived by the numerous APC propaganda
#NeverAgain shall we lose hope in our beloved country Nigeria
#NeverAgain shall we lose faith in our military due to APC lies.
Never Again!
God Bless Nigeria!
God Bless the Millitary!
God Bless Goodluck Jonathan!

#NeverAgain shall an illiterate,tryannical,sickly old fossil lead Nigeria
#NeverAgain shall we allow a coup plotter who destroyed our democracy to contest for a democratic election.
#NeverAgain shall we go backward rather than MARCHing FORWARD
#NeverAgain shall we be deceived by the numerous APC propaganda
#NeverAgain shall we lose hope in our beloved country Nigeria
#NeverAgain shall we lose faith in our military due to APC lies.
Never Again!
God Bless Nigeria!
God Bless the Millitary!
God Bless Goodluck Jonathan!

#NeverAgain shall an illiterate,tryannical,sickly old fossil lead Nigeria
#NeverAgain shall we allow a coup plotter who destroyed our democracy to contest for a democratic election.
#NeverAgain shall we go backward rather than MARCHing FORWARD
#NeverAgain shall we be deceived by the numerous APC propaganda
#NeverAgain shall we lose hope in our beloved country Nigeria
#NeverAgain shall we lose faith in our military due to APC lies.
Never Again!
God Bless Nigeria!
God Bless the Millitary!
God Bless Goodluck Jonathan!

#NeverAgain shall an illiterate,tryannical,sickly old fossil lead Nigeria
#NeverAgain shall we allow a coup plotter who destroyed our democracy to contest for a democratic election.
#NeverAgain shall we go backward rather than MARCHing FORWARD
#NeverAgain shall we be deceived by the numerous APC propaganda
#NeverAgain shall we lose hope in our beloved country Nigeria
#NeverAgain shall we lose faith in our military due to APC lies.
Never Again!
God Bless Nigeria!
God Bless the Millitary!
God Bless Goodluck Jonathan!

#NeverAgain shall an illiterate,tryannical,sickly old fossil lead Nigeria
#NeverAgain shall we allow a coup plotter who destroyed our democracy to contest for a democratic election.
#NeverAgain shall we go backward rather than MARCHing FORWARD
#NeverAgain shall we be deceived by the numerous APC propaganda
#NeverAgain shall we lose hope in our beloved country Nigeria
#NeverAgain shall we lose faith in our military due to APC lies.
Never Again!
God Bless Nigeria!
God Bless the Millitary!
God Bless Goodluck Jonathan!

#NeverAgain shall an illiterate,tryannical,sickly old fossil lead Nigeria
#NeverAgain shall we allow a coup plotter who destroyed our democracy to contest for a democratic election.
#NeverAgain shall we go backward rather than MARCHing FORWARD
#NeverAgain shall we be deceived by the numerous APC propaganda
#NeverAgain shall we lose hope in our beloved country Nigeria
#NeverAgain shall we lose faith in our military due to APC lies.
Never Again!
God Bless Nigeria!
God Bless the Millitary!
God Bless Goodluck Jonathan!

All these ladies talking UTTER ru.bbish that if d lady shd curse him, he will become USELESS. What if d reverse was d case. I know a guy dat did not have seex wt his fiancee for yrs because both agreed to do no-sekx-b4- marriage. D lady dumped d guy for a richer guy Dat she was screwing behind.

#NeverAgain shall an illiterate,tryannical,sickly old fossil lead Nigeria
#Neveragain shall we allow a coup plotter who destroyed our democracy to contest for a democratic election
#NeverAgain shall we go backward rather than MARCHing FORWARD
#NeverAgain shall we be deceived by the numerous APC propaganda
#NeverAgain shall we lose hope in our beloved country Nigeria
#NeverAgain shall we lose faith in our military due to APC lies
Never Again!
God Bless Nigeria!
God Bless the Millitary
God Bless Goodluck Jonathan

#NeverAgain shall an illiterate,tryannical,sickly old fossil lead Nigeria
#NeverAgain shall we allow a coup plotter who destroyed our democracy to contest for a democratic election
#NeverAgain shall we go backward rather than MARCHing Forward
#NeverAgain shall we be deceived by the numerous APC propaganda
#NeverAgain shall we lose hope in our beloved country Nigeria
#NeverAgain shall we lose faith in our military due to APC lies
Never Again!
God Bless Nigeria!
God Bless the Millitary
God Bless Goodluck Jonathan