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Politics / Re: Gen. Mohammadu Buhari Releases New Campaign Photos by 2tek: 11:58am On Nov 27, 2014 |
Ok. Behold d president of The Arewa people's congress. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: PDP Will Never Rule Lagos — Rilwan Akiolu, Oba Of Lagos by 2tek: 8:16am On Nov 27, 2014 |
The Oba was installed by Tinubu (APC). His salary and perks of office come from APigC. Considering his exalted office, the Oba is supposed to remain neutral but he has to shamefully say and act in the manner he paymaster dictates. Are u now surprised that the DSS which is an arm of d federal government 'appears' to be favouring the PDP. PDP is not where we want it to be right now but APC is certainly not any better. 2 Likes |
Family / Re: Under What Conditions Should A Christian (born Again) Divorce? by 2tek: 10:01am On Nov 23, 2014 |
no condition is good enough. for better for worse. |
Politics / Re: Police To Invite The Speaker Over The Thursday's National Assembly Crisis by 2tek: 7:26am On Nov 22, 2014 |
The constitution of the federal republic of Nigeria is clear. It stated that Tambuwal MUST GO. 68. (1) A member of the Senate or of the House of Representatives shall vacate his seat in the House of which he is a member if - (a) he becomes a member of another legislative house. (b) any other circumstances arise that, if he were not a member of the Senate or the House of Representatives, would cause him to be disqualified for election as a member; (c) he ceases to be a citizen of Nigeria; (d) he becomes President, Vice-President, Governor, Deputy Governor or a Minister of the Government of the Federation or a Commissioner of the Government of a State or a Special Adviser. (e) save as otherwise prescribed by this Constitution, he becomes a member of a commission or other body established by this Constitution or by any other law. (f) without just cause he is absent from meetings of the House of which he is a member for a period amounting in the aggregate to more than one-third of the total number of days during which the House meets in any one year; (g) being a person whose election to the House was sponsored by a political party, he becomes a member of another political party before the expiration of the period for which that House was elected; Provided that his membership of the latter political party is not as a result of a division in the political party of which he was previously a member or of a merger of two or more political parties or factions by one of which he was previously sponsored. |
Politics / Re: House Plots To Impeach Jonathan, Ihedioha by 2tek: 5:22am On Nov 21, 2014 |
The constitution of the federal republic of Nigeria is clear. It stated that Tambuwal MUST GO. 68. (1) A member of the Senate or of the House of Representatives shall vacate his seat in the House of which he is a member if - (a) he becomes a member of another legislative house. (b) any other circumstances arise that, if he were not a member of the Senate or the House of Representatives, would cause him to be disqualified for election as a member; (c) he ceases to be a citizen of Nigeria; (d) he becomes President, Vice-President, Governor, Deputy Governor or a Minister of the Government of the Federation or a Commissioner of the Government of a State or a Special Adviser. (e) save as otherwise prescribed by this Constitution, he becomes a member of a commission or other body established by this Constitution or by any other law. (f) without just cause he is absent from meetings of the House of which he is a member for a period amounting in the aggregate to more than one-third of the total number of days during which the House meets in any one year; (g) being a person whose election to the House was sponsored by a political party, he becomes a member of another political party before the expiration of the period for which that House was elected; Provided that his membership of the latter political party is not as a result of a division in the political party of which he was previously a member or of a merger of two or more political parties or factions by one of which he was previously sponsored. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: For Peace To Reign In NASS, Tambuwal Should Resign - SAN by 2tek: 5:15am On Nov 21, 2014 |
The constitution of the federal republic of Nigeria is clear. It stated that Tambuwal MUST GO. 68. (1) A member of the Senate or of the House of Representatives shall vacate his seat in the House of which he is a member if - (a) he becomes a member of another legislative house. (b) any other circumstances arise that, if he were not a member of the Senate or the House of Representatives, would cause him to be disqualified for election as a member; (c) he ceases to be a citizen of Nigeria; (d) he becomes President, Vice-President, Governor, Deputy Governor or a Minister of the Government of the Federation or a Commissioner of the Government of a State or a Special Adviser. (e) save as otherwise prescribed by this Constitution, he becomes a member of a commission or other body established by this Constitution or by any other law. (f) without just cause he is absent from meetings of the House of which he is a member for a period amounting in the aggregate to more than one-third of the total number of days during which the House meets in any one year; (g) being a person whose election to the House was sponsored by a political party, he becomes a member of another political party before the expiration of the period for which that House was elected; Provided that his membership of the latter political party is not as a result of a division in the political party of which he was previously a member or of a merger of two or more political parties or factions by one of which he was previously sponsored. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Why We Invaded The National Assembly And Fired Tear Gas At The Speaker-Police by 2tek: 8:53pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
68. (1) A member of the Senate or of the House of Representatives shall vacate his seat in the House of which he is a member if - (a) he becomes a member of another legislative house. (b) any other circumstances arise that, if he were not a member of the Senate or the House of Representatives, would cause him to be disqualified for election as a member; (c) he ceases to be a citizen of Nigeria; (d) he becomes President, Vice-President, Governor, Deputy Governor or a Minister of the Government of the Federation or a Commissioner of the Government of a State or a Special Adviser. (e) save as otherwise prescribed by this Constitution, he becomes a member of a commission or other body established by this Constitution or by any other law. (f) without just cause he is absent from meetings of the House of which he is a member for a period amounting in the aggregate to more than one-third of the total number of days during which the House meets in any one year; (g) being a person whose election to the House was sponsored by a political party, he becomes a member of another political party before the expiration of the period for which that House was elected; Provided that his membership of the latter political party is not as a result of a division in the political party of which he was previously a member or of a merger of two or more political parties or factions by one of which he was previously sponsored; or (h) the President of the Senate or, as the case may be, the Speaker of the House of Representatives receives a certificate under the hand of the Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission stating that the provisions of section 69 of this Constitution have been complied with in respect of the recall of that member. 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Stop Placing Unrealistic Targets On Marketers, CBN Tells Banks by 2tek: 3:09pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Bank marketers are corporate oloshos. Marrying a female bank marketer is as good as marrying a nollywood actress.d bank manager wants to get down wt her, 8 out of every 10 male major depositor wants to lay her. Most of dem receive calls mainly from these male toasters/depositors like they are customer care reps of telcos. Imagine d bank telling a marketer to get #10million monthly or loose her job. 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls React When Asked"are You A Virgin? by 2tek: 11:00pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
HONNESSTY:Bros dey there dey look am like lucozade. Except u don't have plans to marry her. U shd know dat u'r not d only person interested in her. As soon as a better guy comes around, she will dump ur sorry ars. Any little quarrel, she will free u. If she travels nd a sharp guy disvirgins her, she will look for a NICE excuse to dump u. OKAFOR's law is very REAL. |
Politics / Re: Rochas Declares For Presidency. by 2tek: 10:42am On Nov 11, 2014 |
talktimi:D same thing that made him leave PDP. Hv u forgotten dat politicians are like prostitutes- they always go for d highest bidder nd any little disagreement, they will Ben Johnson. |
Politics / Re: Graphic: See Photos From The First Bank Bomb Blast In Bauchi by 2tek: 10:49am On Nov 08, 2014 |
cramjones: Buhari promised. that Baboons will be socked in blood if he didn't win election. Atiku also promised Nigerians that he will make Nigeria ungovernable if he didn't win election. The best person to guide ur house is you. You do not leave your room open nd not properly locked then turn around to blame the police when thieves sneak into ur unlocked room. The north shd do more to protect the north. The police and army will always do their best. |
Romance / Re: Do I Have The Right To Collect My Phone Gift Back From My Ex? by 2tek: 6:50am On Oct 27, 2014 |
She dumped d op, 24hrs after collecting his 130k phone nd now uses her new boyfriend picture as dp. HEARTLESS BIITCH. While op was busy being extra nice to her, her new boyfriend was busy chopping her kpomo. This explains why free spirit guys(commonly called guy men) gets ladies very cheap. For d immature guys(MUGUS AND MAGAS) reading this, d rule remains: NEVER B TOO NICE TO A LADY. Occasional (once in a while) niceness is what u need. If u must buy any expensive gift for a lady, buy it in ur name. Once yawa gas, collect ur thing back sharply. Op, collect ur phone back nd give it to ur sister or mum nd get d blessings that follow. If u must b nice to any lady, make sure u get value(Bleep) for ur money. These bitches are not loyal. |
Politics / Re: Zamfara Assembly Sacks Five Councillors For Defecting To PDP by 2tek: 1:29pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
OgologoDimkpa:Already Polluted Congress. Armtwisting Peoples Conclave. Association of Political Cowards. 6 Likes |
Politics / Re: 2015 : APC Considers Buhari - Fashola Ticket by 2tek: 1:25pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
ilugunboy:Its myopic to think that religion nd ethnicity have nothing to do with politics in Nigeria. Nigerians voted for Jonathan nd not PDP due to ethnic nd religious sentiments. Nigeria is arguably the most religious country in africa,if not d world. So, presenting a muslim/Muslim ticket by APC will b self-destructive. Its also an assault nd insult on d sensibility and interests of the entire nigerian christians. imagine PDP presenting a christian/christian ticket. I'm sure a jihad will b declared in d entire north(not only north east). An average nigerian christian believes APC is an islamic party and Buhari is a boko haram sympathizer, now d party wants to confirm and affirm their fears. U claim pastors in d SW will preach in favour of a BUHARI/FASHOLA ticket in their churches, can IMAMS nd enlightened muslims preach in favour of a Jonathan/James Ngilari(Adamawa) ticket IF PDP so decides? D tolerance nd maturity of nigerian christians shd not b taken as cowardice and foolishness by their muslim counterparts. Do to others what u want others to do to u. 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: My Relationship Dilemma, I Need Your Advice by 2tek: 10:03am On Oct 08, 2014 |
There is NOTHING nice about a cultist. Saying he is a nice cultist is as good as saying he is a nice criminal. D 'niceness' is only very temporary. A cultist is a liar, a cheat, and can kill easily. He will abuse u wen u least expect it. D cultist could b killed any time by a rival cult gang or expelled by d school. Ending d relationship won't b easy as he could harm u or ur new guy. Its better u withdraw tactically from both nd face ur studies. Ur parents sent u to school to study nd not to b looking for prickk. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Can You Marry Someone Who Has A Child? by 2tek: 7:09pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
cliffm43:How do u know she has not done abortioons after having d baby. After having d baby, do u know how many men she has dated nd slept with? Do u know if d bedmatics resulted to pregnancy nd she decided to abort it in other not to have a second baby outside wedlock? I know someone who married a single mother nd they couldn't get another child after d marriage. If u are afraid she may not conceive, whether single mum or single lady, ensure she gets pregnant b4 u pay dowry. |
Romance / Re: Lies Ladies Tell To Fool Guys by 2tek: 10:47pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
NO SEKX BEFORE MARRIAGE: U can have sekx with someone without loving them but u can not love someone without wanting to have sekx with d person. Whenever a lady, says she doesn't want seks b4 marriage, she is most times trying to be convinced dat d guy is serious b4 getting down with him. Any guy dat TOTALLY agrees to no seks b4 marriage and allows it to get into his head, will end up loosing d lady at the eleventh hour or begging and using people around her to persuade her to marry him. D lady will quite at the slightest querel which most times is inevitable. He will sometimes have anoda man shine d lady's KONGO while he is practising abstinence nd preparing for marriage. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Cyla Simpson's Defense Of Anita Oyakhilome by 2tek: 7:16pm On Sep 03, 2014 |
Seun:Adultery is NOT ENOUGH reason for divorce. The bible stated it clearly that the two SHALL become ONE(nd CAN NOT b divorced) and that WHOEVER DIVORCES his wife/husband and marries another has commited adultery. The divorce as a result of adultery can ONLY happen if u have a father's consent to marry his daughter after engagement without bride price. ONCE u have paid the bride price, NO DIVORCE is allowed as a result of adultery. What God has joined together, let NO MAN(adultery) put asunder. This is the position of the BIBLE and the catholic church until some randy half-baked semi unclad mushroom churches twisted it. Click like if u agree. |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram: FG Acquires 12 Fighter Jets by 2tek: 10:26am On Sep 01, 2014 |
Instead of buying shilk tanks, why not buy 3 super sophisticated apache - d type USA used to fight d talibans.
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Celebrities / Re: Photos From A Night Of Tribute For Dora Akunyili by 2tek: 4:45pm On Aug 26, 2014 |
RIP, D dogged fighter. |
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Is Your Description Of A Gentleman by 2tek: 9:03am On Aug 22, 2014 |
temigracie: ...a gentleman is someone who loves for who i am....loves me unconditionally.....makes me smile n blush always.....a perfect gentleman knows my weakness n loves me with it...Are u ready to reciprocate the conditions u just gave- LOVE him unconditionally, even in POVERTY (wether na 1naira or 1million). Are u ready to make him laugh too? Are u ready to love him even in his weakness? |
Religion / Re: Churches Raise Prayer Warriors Against Ebola Virus by 2tek: 2:15pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
Acidosis: Is there anything too hard for God to do? bro, have you forgotten than 5 out of the 10 richest pastors in the world are from Africa(Nigeria.) The poorest continent in the world. https://www.nairaland.com/1342968/top-10-richest-pastors-world |
Religion / Re: Churches Raise Prayer Warriors Against Ebola Virus by 2tek: 2:01pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
Mobsync: White men find practical solutions to problems while black men run to churches and start shouting, "Holy Ghost fire". Even the Bible said, "Heaven helps those who help themselves" . Our own "help" to ourselves is by running to church and mosques to ask for help; an irony. No wonder that while pastors are flying in private jets, living in exotic mansions and rolling in expensive autos, the "flock" are busy pricing dunlop slippers at Yaba. jmoore: Though 'heaven help those who help themselves is not in the bible, James 2:17 says that faith without work is dead. Nigerians pray more than they work. The American doctor who contracted the virus is still living but the Nigerians(primary contacts) who contracted it are dead. Can you now see the difference. |
Politics / Re: Power Privatisation: 18 -hour Uninterrupted Power Supply In Lagos Now by 2tek: 7:24am On Aug 16, 2014 |
This news is TRUE. For 6months, I have not used my gen. GEJ till 2019. Click like if u agree. |
Romance / Re: Distant Relationships And Phone Calls by 2tek: 8:57pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
A friend recently introduced me to MTN goody bag and I'm enjoying it. There are two types goody bag: goody bag 1000(GB1000) which cost #1000 and goody bag 750(GB750) which costs #750. SEND GB1000 to 131 for MTN GOODY BAG 1000 and get a total of 2600 airtime. NB: 1000 credit will b deposited in your goody bag main account and an extra 1600 credit deposited in your goody bag bonus account. For GB1000, the bonus of #1,600 credit lasts 14days. SEND GB750 to 131 for MTN GOODY BAG 750 and get a total of 1950 airtime. NB: 750 credit will b deposited in your goody bag main account and an extra 1250 credit deposited in your goody bag bonus account. For GB750, the bonus #1,250 credit lasts 7days. Both GB1000 and GB750 main account last for 90days. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Tired Of This Relationship by 2tek: 9:40pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Op, did u buy any car for ur mum or sister? How many of ur cousins ar u assisting financially in their academic pursuit? U had d mind to buy a car for a mere girlfriend. Clap for urself. Make sure u collect dat car back as soon as possible. |
Religion / Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by 2tek: 6:41pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
what do u expect in a country where 50% of the world richest pastors come from while more than 50% of her populace live below poverty line. greatly delluded pple. 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: Is It Safe To Be Friends With "Cuddle Benefit' With A Guy? by 2tek: 9:09am On Jan 09, 2014 |
Dis explains why MOST GUYS are not comfortable when their girlfriend/wife's best friend is a male. They know there might b lots of cuddle and caresses nd with time d guy will take advantage nd phuck her.d guy is a slow but smooth operator. Best friends my foot. |
Romance / Re: How Do You See The Girls Used For Music Videos? by 2tek: 7:42am On Jan 04, 2014 |
Runs girls = ashawo |
Romance / Re: How Do You See The Girls Used For Music Videos? by 2tek: 7:30am On Jan 04, 2014 |
Professionals my foot. No lady with self worth nd good family upbringing will appear half unclad in public.
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Romance / Re: Should Sex Really Wait Until Marriage. A Case For Both Sides. by 2tek: 11:54pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
Personally, I can practice no-sex-b4-marriage IF AND ONLY IF d lady in question is a primary VIRGIN,not SECONDARY VIRGIN. D ladies clamouring for guys to wait till after marriage, are u going to wait till after marriage b4 u start demanding for money from d guy? U collect money from ur boyfriend/fiance for hairdo, upkeep,shopping nd frivolities,Is he ur father/brother? Does he run a charity organisation? Or has he suddenly become an alms-giving NGO. Imagine dating a lady for 4yrs nd giving her d necessary financial assistance she needs (note: I'm not encouraging such assistance) nd d relationship ends, what will b d guy's ROI(RETURN ON INVESTMENT). D money d mumu guy would hv used in training his younger sisters or assisting his mum. IT IS called TRADE BY BARTER. LADIES: If u can not continue, do not start nd if u start do not stop because if u stop d guy will withdraw. While d guy is waiting till after marriage b4 having sexx with d lady, a low-life nigga down her street or her boss in d office could b phucking her silly. This is why most guys are not ready to wait till after marriage b4 having sexx with a non-virgin. 2 Likes |
Phones / Re: New Glo Data Plans For Smartphones by 2tek: 1:29pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
Thumps up to glo but I'm still enjoying my 4.5GB for #2,500 on mtn. Send 102 to 131. |
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