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This is nice. Glo don improve. But I'm currently enjoying a total of 4.5G from mtn @ #2,500. Send 102 to 131 to activate.

May his soul rest in the bossom of the Lord.

I tried this nd it worked for me:Get a total of 4.5GB on mtn data for #2,500. Send 102 to 131. U can also have multiple data bundles running. U can activate a new data bundle while u have a data bundle already activated for u. This will ensure that all unused data,both main nd bonus will b added to d new plan.

Pastor Chris told d whole world that God told him he would win the presidential election but he lost WOEFULLY- BLASPHEMY.
He also said God directed him to divorce his wife,another BLASPHEMY.
He married his 1st wife nd couldn't impregnate her after several years. Instead of seeking d face of God, he divorced her nd married another woman. After 2 or more yrs of d 2nd marriage,he still was unable to get her pregnant nd stupidly said God directed him to divorce her. He has no child from d 2 failed marriages.
Who is he,d adulterous,infertile nd self-acclaimed man to judge the holy and universal CHURCH.

Pay #2,500 nd enjoy a total of 4.5GB on mtn. Send 102 to 131. Valid for 30days. Try it nd thank me later.

D report says, d idiotic rep died phucking a lady dat manages hiis account.
How many other female bankers are managing their customer's account nd d1ck simultaneously.

Its better u kip it to urself if u know its going 2 seriously hurt ur partner nd cause total separation. Imagine ur husband telling u dat he was a cultist nd has killed up to 20pple nd buried 4 alive but has now repented. Another scinario is ur wife telling u dat she was a full blown prostitute nd has slept more than 70 men,half of whom she can not even recognise nd also she has done 6 abortions.
If u have this kind of can of worms,seek genuine repentance from God nd kip quiet. don't dump ur emotional gabbage on ur partner

Do u remember that this same Tiwa 'SALVAGE' denied that she was dating her manager, Tee Billz. As I type this, they are planning marriage. How am I to believe that it is puff puff that is in dat bulging tommy nd not some potent nd reactive liquid from her manager's loins.

SINGING: All we are saying- give us 1 goal. Up Naija.

DrKlever: Op I'm my early 20s, a medical student nd I recently met dis gal nd feel in love wit her. Our relationship is 3 months nd I noticed so many of ur signs in her. Her frend who liked me b4 jes started hating since we started dating. She wud b telling her silly tinz about me wc r not true. She wud giv excuses 4 nt being wit me, sumtimes I even feel she doesn't love me but jes attracted 2 me cuz I'm very handsome. She even said no sex wc I obliged cuz I'm a virgin anyway. Wat shud I do about dis relationship?

Bro, concentrate on ur studies squarely.God forbid, if u have problems in school, dat girl will start dating d next available guy. Confirm that she is a virgin, if not u will b surprised to discover dat she is getting f.ucked by anoda guy. If by God's grace u graduate nd become a doctor, a thousand ladies will queue up to marry u. My Doctor friend has 5 ladies that have declared that he must marry dem.

dayokanu: I tend to agree that there are more eligible women than men. Maybe this is where the assertion comes from

e.g if 10 boys and 10 girls were born

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On the men side

1 might have died in hustle e.g trekking to Europe, car racing, Peddling drugs, Oil bunkering and other high risk stuff men engage in

1 might have died in war or street violence

1 might be in jail.

1 might be GAYY

1 might think he needs to acquire the whole world before he marries since he doesnt have a biological clock

1 might just be an eternal playboy who think he is Gods gift to ALL women

1 might just be a bum who wouldnt work or get an education and just laze around which many women dont find attractive

Leaving the pool of eligible men with just 3 guys
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On the female side

-Women dont die as much because they naturally avoid high risk ventures.
-Dont go to war and dont do gangsterism,
-They dont go to jail as much,
-The notion of the biological clock puts a time pressure on them
-The society frowns at "Playgirls" as against playboys
-Most cultures dont expect much economic power from the woman so even a woman without 1 Naira sees herself as eligible unlike a man who might not be economically eligible even with 5million in his account

Therefore we might still have 7-8 eligible women

So ratio 3:7

Even before birth, d female (X) chromosome travels faster than d male (Y) chromosome , so it gets fertilized faster,hence more female babies are born.
Also d male (Y) chromosome is more likely to experience miscarriage.
This explains why most families have more female children.
My neighbour has 6 children - ALL FEMALE. THey kept on having children in d hope of getting a male child.

Toolz.
We call this CURVE. Click like if you love this hip.

Gwammen: Mtn has been giving me two hundred naira as bonus to call my best friend. How can that bonus be used?

dial *390*1*NUMBER# to register nd *390*2*NUMBER# to delete ur best friend number. u can register a number once in 30days.

Super man

Most likely, ur PASTOR fiance was serious observing NO-SEX-B4-MARRIAGE, but u were busy cheating with a married man. Congrats!

Competition gud o. Everybody is sitting up.mtn is offering a similar double data offer but u must pay extra #200 regardless of d bundle plan which must b 100mb nd above. To activate send HH5 to 131,it is called happy hour bundle.eg send 106 to 131 nd u'l b charged #1,200 instead of 1k nd u'l b given 100mb+anoda 100mb bonus data. Same applies to d 5g plan,u'l pay #8,200 nd get 10g instead of 5g.

Dis might b d end of his english football carrier.

A lady dat is not a virgin will find it extremely difficult denying her would-be husband s.ex for too long a period as deemed appropriate by d guy. If u'r a virgin, try nd preserve it- Its worth d wait. Non-virgins should forget it as HARDLY will any fiance wait for too long. He knows d lady could b phucking her uncle,boss,neighbour,ex who has money or assisted her while claiming no-sex b4 marriage.most guys have witnessed such situation first hand where a lady claiming she doesn't want sex with her fiance is SERIOUSLY being screwed by another man,especially a guy who has been there b4 d guy surfaced.NO MAN wants to b a body guard only,hence d fiance wl dump her for a more willing lady nd d search wl continue for d lady.

Let d law take its full course.

Welldone pelummy,u've received enough acolades. I bought 4 rechargeable standing fans thru www.dtech.com.ng nd got them delivered to me promptly by 5much.

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no biggie,if invited.

arc paulash: Be careful d way u speak of d method at which GOD is worshipped, u were just born to meet it on earth whether you Xtian or muslIm or catholic or any of d pentecostals u were born into d earth. u know Nothing about dis. GOD BLESS U Aall

GBAM

for those wanting biblical backings why catholics pray through Mary.

First of all, because Mary was the birth mother of the humanity of Jesus in who "the fullness of the deity (God) was pleased to dwell bodily," [Col. 1:19, 2:9] Catholics recognize the Virgin Mary as the Mother of God.

Secondly, because Mary was "favoured by God" [Lk. 1:30] when she was personally chosen by the Lord to become the mother of Jesus, God incarnated, Catholics believe that they have a greater chance of obtaining God's grace for their daily physical and spiritual needs by asking Mary to intercede on their behalf.

Thirdly, the above mentioned belief is partially based on the fact that Jesus is the King of kings and Mary, as the mother of the King, is the "queen mother." Then, when studying the bible, it is discovered that the institution of the "queen mother" was established during the reign of King Solomon.

In the Bible we learn of the favoured position of the queen mother through the following words, "... then the king sat on his throne, and had a throne brought for the king's mother, and she sat on his right. Then she said, 'I have one small request to make of you, do not refuse me.' And the king said to her, 'Make your request, my mother, for I will not refuse you.'" [1 Kgs. 2:19-20]

Following the reign of King Solomon, many of the kings kept this practice. The mother of the king, through who the king received his throne, was trusted as a confident and advisor. So important was the function of the queen mothers in the days of the Old Testament that their names were listed in the succession records of the kings of Judah. [See 1 Kgs 14:21, 15:13; 2 Kgs. 12:1, 14:2, 15:2, etc...]

Similar to the intercession of the Queen Mother, when a child desires a favour and cannot obtain it from his/her parents, frequently the child will make the request to the grandparent to intercede on his/her behalf, therefore obtaining the favour that was being sought. This does not mean that the child is seeking the parental favour from the grandparent. Rather, the child is seeking the intercession of the grandparents before the parents.

Furthermore, Catholics do not differentiate between the living (in this world) and the dead (those who departed) members of the Body of Christ (the fullness of the Church.) The fullness of the mystical Body of Christ is found in the union of all the saints, past and present, here below and those above in Heaven.(Luke 23:43)

In view of the aforementioned, it cannot be denied that those who were called to Heaven, including Mary, are still alive in spirit in the Kingdom of God that coexists with our world. As some non-Catholics pray through their deceased parents, grandparents or other biological relatives, asking these beloved departed persons to intercede before God on their behalf, Catholics pray through Mary to Jesus, taking advantage of her blessed position as the Mother of God.

This Catholic action affirms the prophetic and Divinely inspired passage that is found in the Holy Bible where it states, "Surely, from now on all generations will call me blessed." [Lk. 1:47] All generations could not call Mary blessed if she was not actively involved in the progressive Divine Plan that continues to develop before our eyes.

Indeed, all generations have called the Blessed Virgin Mary blessed, including this one, because she has never stopped interceding on behalf of the world.

A guy who escaped by hiding himself in d ceiling said,d victims where asked their names nd those wt English names and a few other with muslim names who could not recite any quran verse where summarily killed.what a pity.

The bonus is STRICTLY for those dat received d sms alert earlier informing dem about d promo. I tried loading 400 on my 2 mtn lines but only got d bonus on one of d sims,d same sim dat got d promo sms alert. If u didn't get d alert earlier,don't bother urself recharging as u won't get anytin. THE PROMO IS REAL but not for all subscribers.

For those wanting to join smooth talk of #5 daily charge for 20k/s (N12/min) call to ALL network,text 401 to 131.

They wl charge u #100 wen u migrate 2 anoda plan if its not up to 30days since u migrated to u current pan. If u want to migrate for FREE,be SURE its up to 30days that u hv been on ur current pan.

This could b a scam but u never can tell. I'm not holding brief for MTN nd won't fall for dis promo but I want 2 look at d promo dispassionately cos I just googled nd got more info abt d promo nd got dis facts.
1) d promo says u either take d plane or take d money equivalent 2 d price of d plane. I don't think anyone wl take d plane,cos of park'g,maintenance,etc
2)D plane is a small jet plane(cessna 842T) which can only carry 8 passengers nd 2 crew members.
3) D plane's(cessna 842T) price is 1.2billion naira
4)If 'new' Etisalat gave $1million(about 160million naira) in dia promo which a medical student in one of d northern universities won. Do u think MTN can not give 1.2billion naira? Hv u forgotten so soon wen MTN was selling a sim for 50k?
5)D promo doesn't involve daily/monthly charge. All they need u 2 do is just recharge up to #200 or 3k within 3months to qualify for d plane.
6)A nlder said above dat MTN has up to 60million subscribers,if 20million pple shd recharge 3k,it wl give 60billion naira. Is it not possible for MTN 2 give 1person 1.2billion nd pocket d remain'g?

Glo text for millions nd other telecoms promo work on d same principle. I rest my case.

I'll vote for him 10times over if he fixes our power issue. Jonathan seems docile now cos He doesn't want 2 step on toes by going genocidal like OBJ (Zaki biam/Udi 2001) nd it may not b unconnected wt his 2nd term ambition. If he comes back for 2nd term,he'll hv notin at stake nd wl face boko haram bumper to bumper.

Is dat what it really entails? Many pple wl still prefer it 2 ETIBABA's own considering d fact dat MTN gives u d 150 % bonus from Mon-Sun which lasts for 7days from d recharge day but etisalat gives u as frm 6pm Fri-Sun which expires dat same weekend. Let d competition continue,I'm enjoying it.

If a man does not hv money,he stalks nd hussles for women but as soon as He makes money nd becomes successful women stalk nd hussle for Him. Dat is Life for U. Enjoy Mikel!