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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Revolva(m): 8:20pm On Aug 29, 2016
@naijasinglegirl

You are insane and need to be lockedup in a pit full of scorpion

So make I no run cross road again oyago stand for lagos oshodi expressway say u no wan run cross road weda trailer no go jam ur generation

When has bathin with hotwater makes someone gay infact allmost wat u stated here are false
I believe
Even your papa and brothers are gay idiot
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Ligxy(f): 8:25pm On Aug 29, 2016
This is Naija single girl people. She's just being sarcastic.
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Nobody: 8:28pm On Aug 29, 2016
Firstlady09:
Gays everywhere!! undecided undecided una ass go soon dey lick grin
leak cool
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by kid7soccer(m): 8:28pm On Aug 29, 2016
Naijasinglegirl:
Gone are the days when the term ‘gay’ was used to connote happiness. Nowadays, only one definition comes to our mind when the word gay is mentioned.
Statistics say 1 in every 10 men are gay. What if I told you that male gossip partner of yours in the office is gay? That your ever smiling neighbour is gay. That banker you are crushing on is gay. Your fiance of 9 years is gay?

In fact, any guy guilty of 5 of these signs is definitely gay.

1 He owns an umbrella
2 He showers with hot water
3 He covers with a duvet when sleeping alone
4 His bathing soap cost more than N150
5 He wears a pouch on his phone.
6 He applies vaseline/lip gloss on lips during harmattan
7 He applies white powder on his armpits
8 He changes his BBM dp more than thrice a month.
9 He owns a selfie stick
10 He drinks fanta
11 He wears pants rather than boxers
12 He uses a photo/selfie of him as his phone or laptop wallpaper
13 He sips drinks with straw
14 He chews a gum for more than 10 minutes
15 He uses snapchat filters
16 He runs when crossing the road
17 He applies body cream
18 He wears a nose ring
19 He places one leg on a stool/bed when applying body cream
20 He takes a selfie with another guy
21 He has Camera360 app on his phone
22 He ties sponge on his waist after bathing


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/23-hidden-signs-gay-nigerian-man/
so am now gay abi cost i do most of this tings, don't judge a book by the cover
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Nobody: 8:29pm On Aug 29, 2016
GogobiriLalas:
leak cool
Oh thanks cheesy
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Revolva(m): 8:30pm On Aug 29, 2016
2dugged:
hehehehe, op, you know nothing, I know of a gay married man,he is a lawyer, infact we knew he was gay before he got married, the only person who doesn't know Is his wife, the only way to know a gay man is,they always marry late, mostly above 40s and younger guys seem to be fond of him

Anoda wrong information so if a man marry late he is gay wetin de do all dis girls of nowadays for brain sef? I just taya
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by obindomanya(m): 8:30pm On Aug 29, 2016
NairalandEFCC1:
abeg we fit meet, i need to beat you for this rubbish
I dey tell u. i never c this kind post ever
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by swituju: 8:34pm On Aug 29, 2016
Num 22 is funny, Hahahahahah *tieing sponge round dere waist
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Tamakay(m): 8:34pm On Aug 29, 2016
The most dumb post on NL 2016. Rubbish!
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Nobody: 8:37pm On Aug 29, 2016
If he's Igbo, Yoruba or Hausa then he's surely gay.

Good thing I always ensure to use pedestrian bridges. I've dodged number 16.
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Dreyl(m): 8:45pm On Aug 29, 2016
And the stupiid thread made frontage, smh at the mods.

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by cremedelacreme: 8:47pm On Aug 29, 2016
Guys chill, the OP is just having fun. I don't see anything serious that will make people to start insulting her. Who doesn't do at least 5 of those signs she listed? grin. Just laugh it off and move on.

But seriously, how can a guy own a selfie stick? Or how can a guy be changing dp every 30 mins? These ones na serious gay alert ooo. grin grin grin
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Nobody: 8:49pm On Aug 29, 2016
Revolva:


Anoda wrong information so if a man marry late he is gay wetin de do all dis girls of nowadays for brain sef? I just taya
If you know nothing, swerve, I am talking from what I have seen, ode!,you that have brain but can't comprehend, your big head is as useless as p in psychology
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by chiraqDemon(m): 8:52pm On Aug 29, 2016
Naijasinglegirl:
Gone are the days when the term ‘gay’ was used to connote happiness. Nowadays, only one definition comes to our mind when the word gay is mentioned.
Statistics say 1 in every 10 men are gay. What if I told you that male gossip partner of yours in the office is gay? That your ever smiling neighbour is gay. That banker you are crushing on is gay. Your fiance of 9 years is gay?

In fact, any guy guilty of 5 of these signs is definitely gay.

1 He owns an umbrella
2 He showers with hot water
3 He covers with a duvet when sleeping alone
4 His bathing soap cost more than N150
5 He wears a pouch on his phone.
6 He applies vaseline/lip gloss on lips during harmattan
7 He applies white powder on his armpits
8 He changes his BBM dp more than thrice a month.
9 He owns a selfie stick
10 He drinks fanta
11 He wears pants rather than boxers
12 He uses a photo/selfie of him as his phone or laptop wallpaper
13 He sips drinks with straw
14 He chews a gum for more than 10 minutes
15 He uses snapchat filters
16 He runs when crossing the road
17 He applies body cream
18 He wears a nose ring
19 He places one leg on a stool/bed when applying body cream
20 He takes a selfie with another guy
21 He has Camera360 app on his phone
22 He ties sponge on his waist after bathing


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/23-hidden-signs-gay-nigerian-man/
So me wey de mix fanta with orijin bitters and syrup i be gay
U don de drink expired combine shey
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Deejavuu(f): 8:53pm On Aug 29, 2016
Lmao cheesy cheesy grin cheesy

"He puts his leg on the bed when applying cream"

"Ties sponge on his waist when bathing"

Hahahahahahahahaha grin grin
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by goingape1: 8:54pm On Aug 29, 2016
Naijasinglegirl:
Gone are the days when the term ‘gay’ was used to connote happiness. Nowadays, only one definition comes to our mind when the word gay is mentioned.
Statistics say 1 in every 10 men are gay. What if I told you that male gossip partner of yours in the office is gay? That your ever smiling neighbour is gay. That banker you are crushing on is gay. Your fiance of 9 years is gay?

In fact, any guy guilty of 5 of these signs is definitely gay.

1 He owns an umbrella
2 He showers with hot water
3 He covers with a duvet when sleeping alone
4 His bathing soap cost more than N150
5 He wears a pouch on his phone.
6 He applies vaseline/lip gloss on lips during harmattan
7 He applies white powder on his armpits
8 He changes his BBM dp more than thrice a month.
9 He owns a selfie stick
10 He drinks fanta
11 He wears pants rather than boxers
12 He uses a photo/selfie of him as his phone or laptop wallpaper
13 He sips drinks with straw
14 He chews a gum for more than 10 minutes
15 He uses snapchat filters
16 He runs when crossing the road
17 He applies body cream
18 He wears a nose ring
19 He places one leg on a stool/bed when applying body cream
20 He takes a selfie with another guy
21 He has Camera360 app on his phone
22 He ties sponge on his waist after bathing


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/23-hidden-signs-gay-nigerian-man/

Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by sleepyeyez(m): 9:05pm On Aug 29, 2016
Its either the person who posted this is a comedian or is battling with mental issues.

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by nortcentrallord(m): 9:05pm On Aug 29, 2016
Why don't you just say any man that eats 3 times a day, sleeps and wakes up and drinks alcohol @ his leisure is a gay? You need serious prayers.
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by omocalabar(m): 9:09pm On Aug 29, 2016
OP must be a very ugly and frusrtated gel that no man talks to......jus read NO 16 again...can u imagine It cracked me up though
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by repogirl(f): 9:13pm On Aug 29, 2016
All these guys saying they are guilty of everything on the list but they are not gay. Will you tell us that you are gay b4? cheesy
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by shumuel(m): 9:13pm On Aug 29, 2016
jojosweet:
are u sure u are not grin I mean u own an umbrella oooo


sad sad sad so you expect a full grown man to walk/run in the rain or wear a rain coat ?

You expect ( posh wink ) me to sit in the car and not step out, because a male and not gay ?

Anyways i still used an umbrella yesterday, and i also use hot water to bath.

Lastly, if you don't believe am straight, let met up, so you can spend just one night with me and let see if i am or not grin

whistling... Wa fe ku la le yi! Wa fe ku la le yi angry
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Nobody: 9:16pm On Aug 29, 2016
You must be a very SAD and HUMOURLESS person!!!
I indeed blame Nigeria's poor educational system for your warped and pathetic view of life.
chrisviral:


Unless sarcasm has taken a different definition.
I think it's a weak attempt at satire.
I blame Nigeria's poor education on the OP's part.


On another note, A lot naira landers really need to take their heads off their ass and see the world. Their opinion of Gay people just make want to drown a bunch of them.
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by jojosweet(f): 9:20pm On Aug 29, 2016
shumuel:


sad sad sad so you expect a full grown man to walk/run in the rain or wear a rain coat ?

You expect ( posh wink ) me to sit in the car and not step out, because a male and not gay ?

Anyways i still used an umbrella yesterday, and i also use hot water to bath.

Lastly, if you don't believe am straight, let met up, so you can spend just one night with me and let see if i am or not grin

whistling... Wa fe ku la le yi! Wa fe ku la le yi angry
translate the yoruba before I report u undecided
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by shumuel(m): 9:26pm On Aug 29, 2016
jojosweet:
translate the yoruba before I report u undecided


kikiki Lol grin really ? So, how did you know what i typed is Yoruba and not French ?

Anyways, what i was whistling is directly propotional to what will happen to you, if you dare spend a night with me.
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Nobody: 9:30pm On Aug 29, 2016
WHO WROTE THIS RUBBISH.Where are you osiso.

Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by LOVEGINO(m): 9:33pm On Aug 29, 2016
soberkid:
22) He uses "hi" to start a conversation with his fellow guy

23) He is always reluctant to get naked in front of guys

24) His room is "always" well arranged with everything in the right place.

25) He gets all touchy touchy' with his fellow guys, consciously and unconsciously

26) He watches 'telemundo' and is addicted to soap operas

27) He never talks about his adventures with 'women' even with his closest guys.......

28) Listens to weird music

29) "Excessively' well groomed

30) Does pedicure and manicure a bit too regularly ................
person dirty, women cast am. Person neat, men tag am Gay. Una sure say our head correct so?
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by torlah232(f): 9:34pm On Aug 29, 2016
lmao jst can't stop laffing... mehn dis post is nt it @ all get ur fact right cos dis aren't true mehn....
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Megabros1: 9:36pm On Aug 29, 2016
I am just shaking my head for the owner of this write up.[color=#990000][/color] sad
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Ranchhoddas: 9:38pm On Aug 29, 2016
Fabulocity:
Gosh you guys are a bunch of dumbasses.

Naijasinglegirl is just bring sarcastic. This is supposed to be a humorous post but y'all are too dull to realise that.

Yeah we know. But she failed at it this time. Jokes are supposed to make a bit of sense. This makes zero sense. You are the dumbass. Sorry.
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Arvinkris(m): 9:41pm On Aug 29, 2016
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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by shumuel(m): 9:42pm On Aug 29, 2016
jojosweet:
translate the yoruba before I report u undecided


Fear not, i was only joking, it was a line from a song.

Hey! You look like my ex-girlfriend, whats your real name, if i may ask ?

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