lefulefu:

And yet u still look like a hippopotamus

Awww. Is that what you saw when you looked in the mirror? You hungry huh? When were your last meal, I mean confession?

MsDarkSkin:

besides most naija guys i know can cook for themselves.  
so what's the big "wouf"?  


LOL @ chima!!!
some of the BEST cooks I have met in the states are black americans from the south.
OMFG!!! finger lickiiiiiiiiiing soul fool!!!  candy yams, baked macaroni and cheese, chicken,
potato salad, collard greens; etc. . .

GIRL i have even tasted boiled and fried turkey wings and I HATE TURKEY, but they killed it!!! 

just awesome. I love southern American bbqs.  they cook more than western and northern B.As.

My uncle Willie is from the south and that man can put his foot in some GREENS! He can bbq his arse off! I don't know what he does but that man must been shitting on his hand or something because everybody on the block fights for his bbq!

MsDarkSkin:

besides most naija guys i know can cook for themselves.  
so what's the big "wouf"?  

Yes na dem dey cook for their american wives and dem dey clean the house while the american woman dey out dey hustle and make the money.So not surprised to hear that most american women dey look down and insult their nigerian husbands and boyfriends in public.Those naija men jus dey fall their hand acting like slaves for yankee and taking all the insults from their yankee wives.But then its the sacrifice of getting a green card abi?

Mrs, Chima:

My uncle Willie is from the south and that man can put his foot in some GREENS!  He can bbq his arse off!  I don't know what he does but that man must been shitting on his hand or something because everybody on the block fights for his bbq! 

GIRL!!!!!   @ my job we had a mini thanksgiving celebration in the lounge, and girl this Black American guy came in with some bbq pork!!! That bbq pork?!!! it was the TRUUUUUUTH!!!!   i didn't even need to make it into a sandwich!!
I just ate it as is!!!          Girl I even had dibs on the left overs.   Girl I forgot all about my curry chicken i brought to the luncheon. So ppl can front on southern BLACK Americans but one thing they can't deny is when they cook?

THEY COOOOOOOOOOK!!!!

lefulefu:

Yes na dem dey cook for their american wives and dem dey clean the house while the american woman dey out dey hustle and make the money.So not surprised to hear that most american women dey look down and insult their nigerian husbands and boyfriends in public.Those naija men jus dey fall their hand acting like slaves for yankee and taking all the insults from their yankee wives.But then its the sacrifice of getting a green card abi?

You sound bitter and jealous.  Home office keep denying you huh?  

MsDarkSkin:


GIRL!!!!!   @ my job we had a mini thanksgiving celebration in the lounge, and girl this Black American guy came in with some bbq pork!!! That bbq pork?!!! it was the TRUUUUUUTH!!!!   i dont even need to make it into a sandwich!!
I just ate it as is!!!          Girl I even had dibs on the left overs.   Girl I forgot all about my curry chicken i brought to the luncheon. So ppl can front on southern BLACK Americans but one thing they can't deny is when they cook?

THEY COOOOOOOOOOK!!!!

You better hope that fool didn't shit on his hand! I went to a family reunion this past summer and this woman from the south made some peach cobbler. Chima and I were fighting for the crust!

Mrs, Chima:

You sound bitter and jealous.  Home office keep denying you huh?  

ok u see wetin i dey talk about?
this bobo above me im texan wife dey really starve am and no doubt the wife na Mcdonald she dey sleep and chop 24/7 hence he's looking for mzdarkskin to come and save the day.Oya mzdarkskin abeg come feed this guy with your latest caribbean delicacy because hunger wan yamutu im stomach.From were i siddon i fit count the number of ribs for im chest

Lefu u no well o, na me u dey yab like that?   I just dey miss home food na ni. Sometimes I no even know the name of the kind food I dey chop sef. Food wey u go dey chop dey close eye to swallow, but man no go die nah.

Awww.  I would invite you over but I don't think Oga Chima gon take liking to that.   Lips sealed  I made sweet yams and fried rices with teriyaki chicken for dinner.

Please tell Oga Chima that I mean no harm. Just want to eat, shikena. I promise I won't even look at you Not that I won't be tempted to, but I'll subdue the devil. Meanwhile if u keep telling me what u cooked and don't invite me, I may be tempted to come rob ur kitchen o

brb, MacrAnthon i'm going to fetch my cape and red tights!!!

Now that's the best news I heard in a while, just mail it to me when u're done o jere, better person

^^ LOL @ mail food!!

That's just like my friend called me from New York to mail her some smothered steaks with onions and potatoes.

Meanwhile all this talk of food I can't see is not good for my health.

besides most naija guys i know can cook for themselves.  Tongue
so what's the big "wouf"?

Had plenty sisters back home. Wasn't allowed to donate ideas in the kitchen. Now I'm helpless!

Mrs, Chima:

You sound bitter and jealous.  Home office keep denying you huh?  

Me jealous ke?
Abeg ooo i love my life too much and i dont want to be mugged and shot by some black american thug in some lonely alley while he tries to rob me ooooo.Ehn america is a place where dey derive pleasure shooting innocent ppl with guns ala Tupac style or dey just stab the person and leave him in a pool of im own blood .Yes ooo america na really no man"s land and all they are about is b1tching some mutherfuker niggah

MarcAnthon:

Meanwhile all this talk of food I can't see is not good for my health.Had plenty sisters back home. Wasn't allowed to donate ideas in the kitchen. Now I'm helpless!

I have a recipe that novices can use.  

3 packets of Ramen Noodles (beef, chicken, or shrimp flavored)
1 beef or turkey hotdogs
1 slice of butter
A few drops of hot sauce
1 onion
1 garlic clove

You boil the water first for 2 minutes then add noodles in boiling water for additional 2 minutes.
You boil the hotdogs separate for 4 minutes before cooking the noodles.

Only use 4 cups of water for boiling the noodles and save the water.  Add sliced hotdogs, butter, onion, garlic clove, hot sauce, and salt if you desired to the mix.  Pour mixture in casserole pan and stick it in the oven for 5 minutes.  

Viola!

MarcAnthon:

Lefu u no well o, na me u dey yab like that?   I just dey miss home food na ni. Sometimes I no even know the name of the kind food I dey chop sef. Food wey u go dey chop dey close eye to swallow, but man no go die nah.Please tell Oga Chima that I mean no harm. Just want to eat, shikena. I promise I won't even look at you Not that I won't be tempted to, but I'll subdue the devil. Meanwhile if u keep telling me what u cooked and don't invite me, I may be tempted to come rob your kitchen o
Now that's the best news I heard in a while, just mail it to me when u're done o jere, better person

Guy i understand nah
the only food wey dem dey see for america nah only donuts,hotdogs and hamburgers.Guy if na me dey ur condition i for don run craze
haba eating burger everyday dat one na suffer head ooooo

lefulefu:

Me jealous ke?
Abeg ooo i love my life too much and i dont want to be mugged and shot by some black american thug in some lonely alley while he tries to rob me ooooo.Ehn america is a place where dey derive pleasure shooting innocent ppl with guns ala Tupac style or dey just stab the person and leave him in a pool of im own blood .Yes ooo america na really no man"s land and all they are about is b1tching some mutherfuker niggah

Yeah, you love your life so much that you chase behind white women like a house slave nigga with no brain.  You are keeping tabs on who's successfully scamming and who isn't.  You sound like someone hunting for a mentor.  There are plenty scammers online in fact make sure Justwise don't catch you.  I hear he is RUTHLESS to scammers.  

Sure!  Happy living!  

Mrs, Chima:

I have a recipe that novices can use.  

3 packets of Ramen Noodles (beef, chicken, or shrimp flavored)
1 beef or turkey hotdogs
1 slice of butter
A few drops of hot sauce
1 onion
1 garlic clove

You boil the water first for 2 minutes then add noodles in boiling water for additional 2 minutes.
You boil the hotdogs separate for 4 minutes before cooking the noodles.

Only use 4 cups of water for boiling the noodles and save the water.  Add sliced hotdogs, butter, onion, garlic clove, hot sauce, and salt if you desired to the mix.  Pour mixture in casserole pan and stick it in the oven for 5 minutes.  

Viola!  

Have copied and pasted.
When you start that food chain of yours, pls let me know. Won't mind making my way across four cities to come and have a taste.

MarcAnthon:

Have copied and pasted.
When you start that food chain of yours, pls let me know. Won't mind making my way across four cities to come and have a taste.

Come around the back after 9am.

Mrs, Chima:

Come around the back after 9am.

Yes ma'am, without fail.

How was the recipe.