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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by Nobody: 6:40pm On May 20, 2017
All these Broke, hungry, poverty stricken individuals devoid of common sense. There are many rich men that don't spend up to half of what "broke" men spend. A cute politicians once told some girls after having a nice time that it's a privilege for them to even hang out cute politician and man of status like him. Many rich men beat their spouses. Is Gentry broke or tonto dikeh. Know your spouse. Don't get into any relationship for your selfish reasons. See relationship as a platform to help another soul into his or her destiny. See your spouse as a complement and not a liability. Sadly, the opposite is with many relationships in Nigeria.

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by hokafor(m): 6:41pm On May 20, 2017
My bank account serves as hotspot to my manhood anytime I m low on cash it means I can't performance irrespective of how pretty the woman look.
Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by Nobody: 6:46pm On May 20, 2017
romme2u:


angry

but a broke girl is supposed to get laid. wetin make her wet, is it money?
Oboi, you won't kee me o.

Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by GeniusDavid(m): 6:51pm On May 20, 2017
In as much as this post is filled with some stereotypical crap, it goes down to reveal one thing:-

Most girls on Nairaland are just broke Skanks with no financial securities whatsoever, counting on their survival being based on an investment called A Relationship where they bring their only asset "A Vagina" to the table. Isn't that beautiful? cheesy

See the comment section filled with stupid analogies that boils down to "Opening your legs only at the sight of financial balance and not based on affection, mutual cravings and intimacy" you see, the difference between y'all and a prostitute is: She never suffers from a heartbreak.

What a wonderful world people!

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by ambitionlife(m): 6:54pm On May 20, 2017
rose54321:
Lmao,
I partially agree with the logic, though as someone already said above not all "broke" men are bad.
I think the OP is just saying Men should first focus on being successful, at least try your best to be financially independent before starting a relationship.

Women will always be available, we ain't running out anytime soon, so hustle hard and compensate yourself with a fine lady.

There are many guys out there, very lazy, that are more focused on ladies than their future. Its all about priorities, strive to succeed, then get a lady.
you make real sense dear.... the first thing for every guy out there is where you priorities lie.... i know million of rich guys around who don't want a relationship with a girl they just want the cookie and move on to the next cookie jar

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by Eddygourdo(m): 6:58pm On May 20, 2017
fabberry:
@thermodynamics, some women are exceptionally different, i'm no leach, neither do I depend on any man for insults nor his penny, regardless I sorely believe in hard work,integrity and tenacity. noʎ can go ahead and argue with ur under-arm hair or ur in between legs. Gracias!
silly girl or boy, you want me to die of laughter? who argues with his arm pit. what a thinking
Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by Ajoboss(m): 7:01pm On May 20, 2017
Ladies b like"so josh after give u my body u want to dump me"
And I will b like"me nkor,no b my body I give u too'
Equation balanced..case solved
Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by Mypeople2(m): 7:04pm On May 20, 2017
sexymoma:
I've once said it here on Nl
A broke guy isn't sppose to have an erection
wetin dey ginger your pr1ck, i wan ask angry
What about broke ladies that can't buy soft drinks of N100 for themselves? Tell me, what we should be doing with ladies that can't afford N100 MTN card? Begging for N10 , N100 ..it is quite shameful. See, there are more broke ladies than broke guys in this country..take it or leave it

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by Nobody: 7:07pm On May 20, 2017
Which nl babe dey lekki area? My erection is really fit for tonight
Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by MISSCONGENIALITY(f): 7:07pm On May 20, 2017
I love you op.
#nomoneynohorny
Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by ipodstinks: 7:08pm On May 20, 2017
Kendrick80:

I totally disagree....r these men ur fathers or did they come 2 ds world for u...go and work 4 ur money, stop being a liability.
Are you saying you don't understand that girl?
Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by shine12: 7:08pm On May 20, 2017
lastmessenger:
Having an erection is a biological thing and does not have anything to do with money. Life is a choice,if a girl decides to date a broke guy then she has made her choice.
Another thing I have observed lately is that Nigerians worship money and that's a very bad trend. Nobody wants to work hard anymore. Them ladies always on the look out for already made men to take care of their problems.

Yes, they size you up instantly when you approach them and would have already decided/rate you in her mind.

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by anigbajumo(m): 7:09pm On May 20, 2017
Freiden:
See as ladies full the thread...

Oloshos everywhere


Na so nah,after their punny don reach elastic limits they will b looking for rich home to settle.....

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by MISSCONGENIALITY(f): 7:14pm On May 20, 2017
I love you op.
#nomoneynohorny
Some are not just financially broke, but also psychological and socially broke.
Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by ipodstinks: 7:14pm On May 20, 2017
vic224real:
A broke man don't have right to erection!

I think is high time our ladies should start placing values on what I called "SELF ESTEEM, SELF-DEFENSE, & SELF DECIPLINE" and respect their woman hood. No man in his right senses, matured both in looks and mind, responsible, and have the fear of God would want to use you and dump you or molest you and assault you if you have worked on your self from the inside.

We hear pathetic stories everyday about how some ladies are been treated by some of these so-called beasts who called themselves men. Some of these ladies end up being beaten, raped, and even lost their lives in the process all in the name of what they called "Relationship".

ENOUGH!!!

Ladies please don't be too fast to involve your self into any relationship or try to replace your ex with a new guy just because you don't want the gap to be there. If you broke up with a guy and you want to start a fresh relationship with another guy, please take quality time to study and at least know some major things like how much he love God, who are his friends, where he hang out, some of the things he likes and don't, where he spend most of his time, and most especially his financial capability before commuting your precious life and time with him.

I know some of you will be asking " How can one know all of these qualities before getting into a relationship with a guy? "Yes,you are very correct! Its not possible to find out all of these because some would hide their true PERSON in order to achieve what they want at that particular time but then believe me, its possible if truly you take your time. Any guy that doesn't give you enough time to decide, let him go! It your life we are talking about here.

In as much as there are lots of " beast men" out there we still have lots of good ones amongst them. Yes, believe me good men still exist. What you need is quality time to decide.

No broke man have the right to erection! If you are broke, then remain where you and work on your self first before deceiving a lady in to your trap. Why am I saying this? It is because some of these heartless broke men use some of our ladies the way they want it and even leave some miserable for the rest of their lives. Please ladies, this is a little advice from a concerned heart to you.

Try them and you will enjoy the most envious relationship ever!!

Remain blessed!
I am rich, and will like to meet your sister, but anything that comes off it, take it like that.

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by ayaside(m): 7:14pm On May 20, 2017
Why is it that the only thing she has to offer is sex??
Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by ipodstinks: 7:16pm On May 20, 2017
MISSCONGENIALITY:
I love you op.
#nomoneynohorny
Some are not just financially broke, but also psychological and socially broke.
I wish to meet you, but as we go on, don't blame God for allowing you meet me. Is it money, no p, but take anything that comes from it.

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by shabidu(m): 7:19pm On May 20, 2017
Please ladies shd know as much as they scream the don't need broke guys they shd know guys don't need broke girls either. So in essence broke ladies doesn't deserve....

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by vikiylove(f): 7:29pm On May 20, 2017
Kendrick80:

I totally disagree....r these men ur fathers or did they come 2 ds world for u...go and work 4 ur money, stop being a liability.

I can smell your craze...

I stand that women should be independent.. and not going after men to take care of them..

But it seems that you are reading another thing

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by kriss27(m): 7:32pm On May 20, 2017
deebee13:
Lwkmd. @OP You'd be surprised that it's the brokest of all men who get laid the most. Trust me, erection is a respecter of no money...
Why are you this beautiful?
Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by ay4shizzy(m): 7:35pm On May 20, 2017
MISSCONGENIALITY:
I love you op.
#nomoneynohorny
it's no money no honey...broke olosho

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by GOFRONT(m): 7:40pm On May 20, 2017
Is it p
Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by AreaFada2: 7:42pm On May 20, 2017
Ishilove:
"[b]Lack of money causes weak erection", so sayeth the guys in ma hood in times past, but it is fast becoming a fallacy because it seems like these days [/b]it's the broke guys with erections as solid as Olumo rock. They will tell you that love should not be based on material things, and then they will bring that their rock hard deeks to your side as if offering you life-giving elixir. Mscheeeew.

Op, nice points.
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy

In the same way poorer families typically have more kids.

Very simple. Gwokirigwo gwokirigwo is one of the very few things they can afford to derive joy from.

No hanging out in posh restaurants, attending exclusive clubs or able to afford exciting hobbies.
Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by Saintsquare(m): 7:43pm On May 20, 2017
Making it more easy for Yahoo boys and ritualist who need sacrifices...... smh

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by Aaaalexxx: 7:44pm On May 20, 2017
So it only among the broke guys we have beasts, what of guys that r rich and comfortable, there aren't beasts amidst them?. What is the definition of a broke guy?. Ladies should learn to be independent and work for their money. Relationship is about being partners not dependency. Help each other. If ur guy is broke u can help him to be comfortable if u love him. Let's stop portraying ourselves as lazy.

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by Nobody: 7:44pm On May 20, 2017
Vic224real, am actually ashamed of you making such myopic statement. S3x before marriage is wrong whether one is broke or rich.
Also, are you trying to say sex is the only substance a lady can offer in a relationship?
You have simply brought down sex to a commodity money can buy.
No wonder we have alot of hoes everywhere all after the money. Some not even living to enjoy the gold they've mined afterall.
Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by Nobody: 7:46pm On May 20, 2017
All our nairaland ladies are already in support simply because they see sex as a commodity that can ve exchanged for money. Smh sad

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by Ishilove: 7:46pm On May 20, 2017
AreaFada2:

grin grin grin cheesy cheesy

In the same way poorer families typically have more kids.

Very simple. Gwokirigwo gwokirigwo is one of the very few things they can afford to derive joy from.

No hanging out in posh restaurants, attending exclusive clubs or able to afford exciting hobbies.
True that cheesy
Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by Kennedy767(m): 7:50pm On May 20, 2017
I Don't Av Interest In Sex Wen Am Broke Sha,,,bt D Truth Is Dat Sex Is Part Of Human,does Nt Av Anytin To Do Wit Broke

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by mctowel01: 7:56pm On May 20, 2017
KanielOutis:


What is Pseidon?
The guy who framed KanielOutis
Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by CzarChris(m): 7:57pm On May 20, 2017
DavidEsq:

Bros, abeg, com chop the pot of Egusi soup wey I cook today. Ur brain too align.
Thanks man. I honestly can't stand all these lazy, myopic, idiotic and brainless young hags that believe in living the good life without paying the price. It's crazy.

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by Nobody: 8:01pm On May 20, 2017
vic224real:
A broke man don't have right to erection!

I think is high time our ladies should start placing values on what I called "SELF ESTEEM, SELF-DEFENSE, & SELF DECIPLINE" and respect their woman hood. No man in his right senses, matured both in looks and mind, responsible, and have the fear of God would want to use you and dump you or molest you and assault you if you have worked on your self from the inside.

We hear pathetic stories everyday about how some ladies are been treated by some of these so-called beasts who called themselves men. Some of these ladies end up being beaten, raped, and even lost their lives in the process all in the name of what they called "Relationship".

ENOUGH!!!

Ladies please don't be too fast to involve your self into any relationship or try to replace your ex with a new guy just because you don't want the gap to be there. If you broke up with a guy and you want to start a fresh relationship with another guy, please take quality time to study and at least know some major things like how much he love God, who are his friends, where he hang out, some of the things he likes and don't, where he spend most of his time, and most especially his financial capability before commuting your precious life and time with him.

I know some of you will be asking " How can one know all of these qualities before getting into a relationship with a guy? "Yes,you are very correct! Its not possible to find out all of these because some would hide their true PERSON in order to achieve what they want at that particular time but then believe me, its possible if truly you take your time. Any guy that doesn't give you enough time to decide, let him go! It your life we are talking about here.

In as much as there are lots of " beast men" out there we still have lots of good ones amongst them. Yes, believe me good men still exist. What you need is quality time to decide.

No broke man have the right to erection! If you are broke, then remain where you and work on your self first before deceiving a lady in to your trap. Why am I saying this? It is because some of these heartless broke men use some of our ladies the way they want it and even leave some miserable for the rest of their lives. Please ladies, this is a little advice from a concerned heart to you.

Try them and you will enjoy the most envious relationship ever!!

Remain blessed!

So there are no rich abusers, rapists or beasts, as you call them? Why do people keep decieving themselves?

A broke man have no right to an erection, but a broke woman has the right to waltz into a made man's life. Don't you think it's that objectification right there that leads to most cases of abuse?

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