₦airaland Forum

D sand sef clean jare; shey she wash am ni? Make she come pack better sand for abattoir for my area make she taste d difference.

LuckyLadolce:
Bros u witnessed it? I hail ooooo!!

My guy, it was a traumatic experience. Do you know how it feels to know that you're about to die? It was as if my heart relocated to my mouth and I immediately defecated right there in the bush when I realised that I was safe. I pray never to experience such again in my life.

Fringes:
Dr 3As of OAU IFE, is that you? I mean is this your Nairaland moniker?

Awon eeyan niyen. Ekun!

Where are you now and how are you doing? * I also read medicine at Ife and the last time I saw you at a' struggle' on campus, you were leading songs and upping the ante during the very first Aluta I experienced as an undergraduate.

HemHem was the president then and I remember you 'vibrating' massively as you rallied the troops that morning. The protests then were over the non-release of results. It eventually ended weeks after in Laketu's death and Olowokandi's brief expulsion.

3As Baba. It was pleasant to hear the you finally got inducted in 2009 or 2010. I doff my hat Chief. Remain strong and please don't sell out.

A lot of then-active unionists have eventually sold out to politicians when unemployment realities probably hit them hard. I found it improbable reading DSM's 2004 Secretary General Candidate * INTERVENTION*, for example, aggressively supporting and endorsing Goodluck Jonathan all over the internet during the run up to the Presidential Elections!

I was shell shocked! A DSM chief endorsing a capitalist and clueless government


*I never participated in Student Union politics but watched it all from the sidelines.*

GREATEST IFE!

Greatest Ife! Gbagba! gbogbo! Chairman, I hail o. I no even know how I go start sef but I for like make I be dat 3ace o cos all dis esa oke wey u don give me dey totori my head already. Seriously, I'm not the 3ace you know. 3ace used this as his a.k.a in school because all his 3 names start with letter "A"(I'm sure you know this). This is what we have in common and I also decided to use it when I joined this site. I'm even bored of the moniker and would like to change it but unfortunately that's not possible. 3ace was a very radical, resilient and fearless activist who will never compromise no matter how hard you try. I can not even recollect any event associated with him right now but he was surely one of the best presidents we had then. So he didn't leave school until 2009? Damn! That must have been so frustrating for him. Anyway, that's what they signed for. I hope he's doing well just like you earlier hoped. How ya side? Hope things dey rosy small small. Pleased to meet you; have fun!

Medunah:
very mature response from van

Absolutely.

There's nothing really unusual with all the comments passed so far. They are all based on personal belief. There are apparently two categories of people here; the Atheist/Freethinkers and Theists. One category believes in the existence of God/miracle whilst the other thinks otherwise. I belong to the later but I also agree with the guy who said prayer and hardwork go together. This is what most Christians are ignorant of and they give the freethinkers the impression that God don't answer prayers. You guys will just continue arguing on this issue endlessly. You can't win it on social media.

1stola:
Nawa for you o

Wetin I do na?

Wow, very convenient but I hope that thing is not reusable. On a second thought, this tool can also come in handy during this period of fuel scarcity.

What kind of posture is this by cossy and her friend? Bending as if they have a hunchback.

UncleLondon:
2015 -1999 = x Find x X = 16 years ago.

Thanks.

Odjirigho:
Oogusbaba abeg is like I don see d guy wey u d find o. Dis na D Electrician Oga

lol.

Handiwork of fifth columnists. They are worse than the enemies.

Awoofawo:
Those lunatic parent no try at all, they should have switch on the fan to give the kid the spin of life.....

Some people sha need certificate of competence to sire kids

But dat boy sef wicked sha. haba! What if the parents no too get money dem come go collect ingredients on credit(or borrow money) take cook d soup, how sorrowful do you think they will be that day? I'm not justifying the action of the parents but definitely, this little guy here deserves to be punished.

Now I know why I see many a senseless post on this site.

pomporiking:

And you thought I needed the audience of your type when posting that comment, bonehead?

Hard-hearted child, hard-hearted parents.

Phew! *heaves a sigh of relief* The day I ran like Ben Johnson into the thick, dark forest of OAU without thinking of the danger ahead. I mean what other danger can be brutal as the one I was running away from. Now 16 years and it seems like yesterday. May their soul rest in peace. I just hope Faro and Legacy are doing great. They both escaped death by a whisker.


*modified*
I have received some mentions necessitating me to confirm if I am indeed 3ace, one of the former Students' union presidents in OAU. I want to unequivocally state here that I am not and that my moniker "3ace" was used because just like the 3ace you all know, the letter "A" is the first letter of all my three names. I hope that I have been able to clear myself. Thank you all.

Yes, we all know menial jobs exist not only in Nigeria but in USA but what exactly are you trying to achieve with this thread?

This phone is meant for people who want to make a statement. But I don't need it because I have made enough statements ever since I joined this site.

Instead of lamenting, why don't you deal with it and move on. Men generally prefer a low-key ceremony but na una dey talk say "it's once in a lifetime" and it must be the talk of town. E fit even be say na u even convince Tunji make una paint the town red say those people wey promise una go redeem dia pledge. Since you have both spent lavishly on the wedding earning respect from friends and family, it will be better for you guys to keep quiet if you want the respect to remain intact. Once people start discovering that you struggled to spend so much so as to impress, trust me, that respect diminishes.

Odjirigho:
Bros I d hail ooooooo! Is like u sef d game o! Lol Hw market na? I d find small car ooo

I even get one small corolla wey I wan throw;d market price na 500k but because na u, I go give u 200k. Meanwhile, u go send 20k for petrol so dat I go bring am come meet u because na maiduguri I dey come from. My account details na: Omogba owo petirolu, 2014826496, First bank. Wetin u talk?

tellwisdom:
Bros, if you buy one..Park am for third mainland bridge, make u go home come back.

I understand your point but that's not my point. Whether the value of my car is 200k or even more than 63m, ofcourse I won't leave it outside in an unsafe environment. The point is robbers steal cars based on how soon they can easily sell them and turn them to cash. How many people can easily buy such car from him? Moreover, such cars are uncommon that the police will easily fetch him out. Thief wey smart and wey no want too much wahala, na all dis small small cars dem dey steal so dat business go keep moving.

I knew it will be Toyota. It will even be more difficult to track this guy down without tracker installed and also because the car is common. I pray una get dis guy sha.

Pinkiedearie:
this got me rotflmao!!

Lol, but babe seriously, no guy can give u all dat 100%. Moreover, all these are trivial when it really comes to choosing a partner. I'm sure you know what I mean. Have fun!

Pinkiedearie:
the stretching the better

Is your boyfriend Mr fantastic, leader of the fantastic four? Because if he's not, he might not be able to cope.

I don't trust this link. How can the arrest of suspects involved in a robbery incident of that magnitude as of now not on any TV stations in Lagos?

The baby looks like a Photoshoped small man.

lol@ Christiana Ronaldo of séx. The Ken guy na baddo o. Over 8000 women and still looking fresh. Have this kinda guy as a neighbour at your own peril.

Pinkiedearie:
Op just stole my heart...I'm saving this

hehehehehehe....you want to overstretch that poor boy, abi?