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NZEGWUAGU:
bad belle. U wan tiff our braza? Moses was born and bred in Egypt. Did it make him an egyptian? In his own case he was not even brought up by his parents but the pharo's family yet one of his first actions was to kill egyptians who were dehumanising an Israelite. Na who piss the sperm get the picin no be who e piss am enter get. No allow me shout for youoooo!!!

Stop adding the tribalism twist to it! I don't do tribalism as my posts here will confirm. I'm not dragging your brother with you. As a matter of fact, you can identify with anybody you so desire. The impression I got after reading the thread title was that he was raised here. The words "pure Briton" were used to emphasize how easy it was for him to rise to that level(this doesn't mean he's not brilliant and hardworking)considering the fact that he's been lliving with them from birth. It would have been more difficult for him if he only went to UK in 2002 when he finished from university. They won't even allow him within this short period of 14 years. So braza, u don get am now?

AyamDazey:
Dokinta 3ace

Good morning madam, please have your seat. *brings out his stethoscope and places the disc-shaped end on her chest* You're still doing great and I hope you have been taking your drugs. Here's a prescription for replenishment to be taken to the pharmacy. I implore you to take your drugs religiously and you'll be fine. Our next appointment will be on 12th May, 3015. Thank you dokinta, she says as she stands up to leave. Next person please!

Some canopies might not make 100 wedding ceremonies.

Genius100:
So dating a white woman makes Igbos proud? No disrespect, but you are a dullard..

I think she was referring to the public position he just got. This guy is a pure Briton even though born of igbo father. I'm sure he was born and bred there.

OP, tell her she looks like Amy Winehouse.

OP, no 4 you say? Truly, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I choose 1 even though 2 is equally beautiful(I just need her looking straight at the camera to access her beauty well)

Brugo:


Abeg which one be drinking water again?

e mean say u go drink water berekete and na dat one oyinbo dey call " hyponatremia". My guy, d pesin fit kpai o.

Well, what's important is that it won't make them poor and she liked it.

Shakazulu2:
What's in her mouth?? (3rd pic)

There's nothing there; what you're seeing is the frenum which can only be visible when you roll up your tongue and that's exactly what she did. The frenum holds down the front of the tongue. I also prefer the previous woman to this one. The make-up is a big turn off for me but hey!, who are we to suggest what he should do with his life.

Etiquette is the word; phone etiquette. Most people lack it especially those seeking favour/assistance. How can you call like 10 times within 5 minutes? Are you crazy? For Chtist's sake, the person could be doing so many things ranging from driving, holding a meeting, bathing, banging(lol) e.t.c. So how do you expect them to pick your calls under such circumstances? This is what I usually do; I call you once and then give you 15 minutes interval to repeat the call. If you still don't pick up after 15 minutes, I will send you a text. In emergency especially when it involves life, I can call you several times but still with modesty. If I may even add, calling someone with reckless abandon can be hypertensive because the person might think something tragic has happened.

Cashio:
i do feel that if i call someone jst once, he/she might see it as flashing.

Good reasoning but it depends. If your usual style is to call a particular group of people, when you call them once and they missed your call, they won't assume you flashed.

*long hiss* I even thought it was a list.

hahaha..lol, the first instruction cracked me up big time. Let me go back for the rest....
*modified*
Damn! That lecturer is crazy. From this, I can tell he's not a kill-joy(must be lenient on his students) and he must have a good sense of humour. And for him to come up with these hilarious facts(yes! they are true especially no 3 & 4) shows that he's not a baby lecturer. E don tey wey hin don dey study students. Nice way to say good morning to me-thanks, I like it.

Nigerian parastatals with their lackadaisical attitude to change. Most of them are guilty of it. They just prefer their old ways of doing things. It's really annoying to visit a website where you think you can get valid information only to be greeted with stale ones which can even mislead you if you don't look carefully. Why build a website in the first place if you can't maintain it. A website is like a vehicle; throughout its useful life, you have to maintain it regularly to avoid disappointment. When mediocrity is celebrated, why wouldn't that one come on live TV to say; www.nscdc. *coughs* that's all. As per the value of our VISA, I'm optimistic that with time it will improve.

But OP, I don't really see any basis for comparison here because in all the other pix you compared with GMB & Osinbajo, there was an INTENT to take pix. It would have been fair if you provided that of the duo similar to their western counterparts. I stand to be corrected here anyway.

I trust my comedian bros especially Mr Iwu, they would have completed it with iro & buba, bra stuffed with clothes to form boobs and make-up including ear rings to make it more hilarious. Even Van's gesture is not funny but e try sha.

Spot on Bruce! But if only they will listen and change. Greedy bunch!

I'm sure people mistake them for twins and it's something the mother will enjoy hearing. That's the reason they dressed uniformly. The one on the right is the mother.

Thanks OP, another knowledge added to my brain box. But in most of the pix, the number A113 is hardly noticeable. Infact, you can use those pix as a game asking people to locate the number.

Nothing dey dia-they just posed for pix; that's all.

D guy be like; Eh! emi nikan tan!

Are you sure his security aides are not around somewhere? Some of these bigwigs prefer low-key protection that you hardly know they are around. But if it's true he's walking alone, that's something worthy of emulation especially if your governance was a blessing to all.

Even ram own na learner where dis one dey o. Just take a look at that! Like a squirrel is trapped inside.

Wow, some are just naturally talented. Very fantastic job but a tedious one that must have taken several hours or days. Mixing different paints to get a desired colour that will bring life to the drawing, mehn...it's not an easy task. Well done man!

Honestly, if that's exactly how she looks in real life, I will have to admit that she's looking good at 56. Most people in their mid 50s don't look that smart. As for the daughter, she's just 18 and not fully grown yet. Moreover, all the pix didn't do justice to her. Hence, it will be unfair to judge her looks with all these working against her. But why are they all mostly going braless these days? It seems I'm the only one seeing her daughter's bosom in the second pix.

Living to eat the fruit of our labour is a very good prayer point. The Lord is his strength.

I don't like the game; it's boring.