₦airaland Forum

Why not; the most important thing is to always condition myself that it's just an ordinary helmet. Once I have that at the back of my mind, I'm good to go. Besides, I for like make my head round well well like dis skull o; my own skull dey gbagungbagun.

Very intelligent pix, great creativity.

Thank you, you have put an end to my research for unique Yoruba names. I love this.

Thank God for his life. But if dem tell this boy say make hin fast for two days, e go dey do strong head. No be im hin do for two days so?

kolawaxxy: what is value of a full stop after a question mark?

To put is typing speed to a halt although I don't need this to stop typing

oguash: i really don't care who is appointed to any position. provided that the person does his or her job well.

You can say that again.

tobechi74: If aasu hear this,they wont call of strike

It is worrisome how they quickly and easily make funds available for some projects why some are neglected. I suspect that someone has a cut in this.

Mr Aboki: SO you people dont want Abuja to be secure abi?!

Would it prevent further bombings in Abuja or external invasion? People are concerned about the cost especially at a time when so many things are begging for financial attention.

Kosi iro nibe, true talk. Honestly, if not for this man's sentiments for religion, he's the only one for now who can reduce corruption to it bearest minimum especially in the oil sector. I know he has the courage and can damn the consequences in order to achieve this objective but for his religious fanaticism....well let's wait and see.

ceo4eva: Is this another futile attempt to
deceive Nigerians? With nothing on the ground but Ineptitude and Corruption, Mr President is under pressure to contest. I wonder what his campaign slogan will be in 2015? Perhaps, 'another breath of bad air'? Or will it be 'I had no jets'? My fingers are crossed!

You wouldn't understand; he's telling the truth but he hasn't disclosed the real pressure he's facing. I've heard about this since January.

Well, it's good he has come out to say it so that it won't catch the boy unawares. If I were the boy, I will just start saving for the future personally without his father's knowledge. The savings will definitely not be from the boy's earnings since he's not doing well at the moment but as long as his father has not barred him from still enjoying his wealth, he will be an idiot if he has nothing when Jackie eventually dies.

Lady Excellency: Don't you think it's a broader plan to force them back to their villages?

It's quite unfortunate.

Tribalistic goon!

This woman doesn't need a car airbags; those massive twins will do the job.

screenagerjoe: i go try am with my babe

No try am o if ya babe bodi strong kakaraka like konkere; she go just break

When some people are busy undergoing surgery, some are enjoying how ugly they are.

ibsmooth: So its not only EFCC,ICPC,Police and Nepa(based on 2013 most corrupt organisation index)that are corrupt.Infact this one is fraud+stealing.Kai nah wah o.

My brother, don't near those rogues o; forget their stunning looks in suits. Banks should be amongst the top most corrupt organizations in the world. Do you know that most corruption perpetrated by companies are done through banks? It's just unfortunate that to carry out huge transactions, they are needed. In those days when money laundering was done with impunity, bankers play a major role. The drive to increase deposits will make them encourage and connive with thieves always.

banega: lol. That first pix is so funny.. The lady on leggings is wicked.. Just can't stop laughing!

She seems prepared for the showdown with that outfit. She must have been observing them for long.

Confusing version. So many questions came to my mind but I had to refer to the old version of this story above for clarification. Missed it when it first came out; life is not all about Nairaland.

I initially thought it happened in Nigeria until I got to Chicago. Except for his possessions they took from him, I know most guys will crave for something like this. I have always wondered how a woman can overpower a man and rapé him but now I know.

Mz_®ae'®ae:
is it just me or is d'banj face SAGGING......hmm#just sayin

No be only u o, me sef don dey notice am. Eva since d guy waka go Amelica, e jus dey worwor efriday.

homesteady: OP how do you expect us to know the man, when we are not even seeing his face?

BTW, did genny also eat puff puff?? Her stomach is big

Looking at the pix, one would think the man holding her hand is the guy behind her in black suit. That's what the OP thought and this person below;

demelza: That kin ugly man!
Abeg Genny get class. The man must be a bodyguard.

I knew it's only a matter of time this man do pack out of PDP.

Not there joor.

Nomski0: That number 7 is not true. I've got friends who support the club, and they're eye candies. . I agree with number 6 though.

He said 70%, not all of 'em.

Jordanmusa: Copy and paste!

Go copy and paste ya own too; if e make sense, we go read am.

Very funny, it's just a pity we view ugliness as being handicapped? Anyway, dat number 6 funny die. I think those names you mentioned in number 6 are nairalanders. I demand they come and defend themselves.

E be like say dis girl like naija guys or should I say naija male celebrities.

Extom: You're about to be in the crossfire...
If you should decide to damn the consequences and tell her, the ripple effect or chain reaction it will cause might be more than you anticipated.
Firstly, you have your roomie to deal with. There must be some benefit she's getting from the ordeal, and she wouldn't take it lightly.
Then you have your Landlady. You might think you're helping her marriage, but in the long run, you might have just deprived her kids the privilege to grow up with a complete family(as it may lead to divorce). If she's as good as you say, then leave her be. She might know already, and you stating the obvious might not go down well.
Then finally, you have the villain of the day to deal with, your LandLord. B4 it got to the point where he's now doing it in the same roof with his family, it means he's been doing it. He won't take it lightly with you at all. And remember you're in his turf(as you're a student, off campus in his land). Plus I know that Karma is still the only sister that Life has(they're both mean b*tches). He's gonna meet his waterloo soon enough.
LASTBULLET: You can't be held responsible for things you never said!!!

Wa gbayi, the best thing is to let her discover it herself. She has a lot to contend with by blowing the whistle.

Foolish girl, she thought being a Londoner means that the guy will be wealthy. Olorunsogo nuisance, never willing to build together. Na OYO she dey, wetin concern me.