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CelebritiesRe: Must See!!! Wizkid Gets Erec.tion While Having Fun With Tania Omotayo!!! by 3ace(m):
BushyA55.Banger:
Disgusting small diiiickkkk
You like them big? That eréction is a sign that blood dey flow well well for hin body and that his thing is active. On a second thought, the culprit here could be the flap of his tiny trouser considering that he's seated. I've experienced it before. A standing position would have shown us the true state.
CelebritiesRe: Gospel Singer Turned Prostitute 'maheeda' Releases Unclad Photos Again by 3ace(m): 5:30am On Nov 01, 2013
She's becoming boring.
PoliticsRe: Bulletproof Cars: Oduah Ordered Six, Not Two Cars by 3ace(m): 5:06am On Nov 01, 2013
curtain: All this stories only goes to make her claims of threat over her life more true and real. I would rather she buys the cars than stash the money in foriegn account like most criminals in nigeria does.
Oga, it's another means of looting. I bet you those cars will vamoose once she's out of office.
PoliticsRe: Bulletproof Cars: Oduah Ordered Six, Not Two Cars by 3ace(m): 4:53am On Nov 01, 2013
wuye: Infact am speechless. What can we call ds act, greed, selfishness or what? Or is it loot? Anyway let wait 2 hear her view b4 we judge.
But para-venture if she's guilty of d allegations, ooooooooh, i will hmmm. Wait till dat tym sha.
It is loot my brother caused by greed and impunity. This woman has been a wealthy woman right from the 90's. One of her assets is a money spinner giving her several billions of naira but yet greed will not let her rest. That is the lifestyle of an average Nigerian politician. The claim that she needs to be protected hence the purchase is all lies. Once they are leaving office, they share all these cars amongst themselves and the new officials start planning to buy theirs too and the cycle goes on like that. Thank God for Sahara reporters otherwise we wouldn't have known this. I also want this media house to go to other agencies, parastatals, local govt, state government, federal e.t.c to unearth cases of corrupt practices. Long live Sahara reporters, long live Nigerian citizens who will succeed in getting rid of bad leaders.
CelebritiesRe: Scariest Nollywood Movie Makeup ?eniola Badmus & Angela Okorie by 3ace(m): 10:25pm On Oct 31, 2013
fairygeh: Eniola Badmus is looking so 'TRIM' wow
I don't think so. She still looks bloated to me.
CelebritiesRe: Banky W Shares Beautiful Picture Of Mum And Sister by 3ace(m): 10:07pm On Oct 31, 2013
Seems their mother is half-breed.
CelebritiesRe: Photo: BBA Dilish Mathews Strikes A Killer Pose With Boyfriend Stephen by 3ace(m): 10:02pm On Oct 31, 2013
D guy come dey look like say hin neva scan d kpekus before dem snap d pix.
CelebritiesRe: Omawumi Reunites With Her Baby's Daddy, Shares First Photo Of Them by 3ace(m): 9:38pm On Oct 31, 2013
dridowu: What a cute baby
So you could determine the baby is cute from that pix? Okay oo.
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya Shows Off His 3.5 Million Naira Birthday Gift From His Manager by 3ace(m): 9:22pm On Oct 31, 2013
Why wouldn't he buy such expensive gift for him. Na part of the money wey hin dey make off Iyanya. If he was managing someone like blackface, would he have bought same gift? No offence intended.
CelebritiesRe: Photos As Beyonce's Mum Steps Out New Boyfriend by 3ace(m): 9:12pm On Oct 31, 2013
Honestly, I didn't know her mother was white. She's still pretty at her age.
PoliticsRe: Oduah - N255m Cars Were Not Bought For Me by 3ace(m): 8:35pm On Oct 31, 2013
"Do the needful". All these politicians are maradonic in nature. She was right, it could also mean seek further approval from the appropriate quarters. Maybe we should select some of them as midfielders to strengthen that department in the supereagles.
PoliticsRe: Oduah - N255m Cars Were Not Bought For Me by 3ace(m): 8:25pm On Oct 31, 2013
The drama continued with Rep Manwe
asking the former DG of NCAA to
disclose who uses the controversial
bullet proof cars since the Minister
bluntly confessed that they were not
bought for her use.
“Who is using the vehicles now since
the Minister said they were not
purchased for her?” he asked.
To the DG, that was one question that
got him jolted. Minutes passed before
he could provide an answer. And
when he finally found his voice, he
said “Anybody can use the vehicles
when they are in the pool. They are
operational vehicles.”
But the Lawmaker wouldn’t give up.
He continued with a rider to the
question.
“Do you mean that a messenger or
cleaner in the agency can use the
cars?” He asked.
At this juncture, the hearing room
became deadened in silence with the
DG losing his voice for the second
time.
And when again, he found it, he
answered this way: “those categories
of vehicles are for VIPs which include
the Minister, including you, the
Honorable.”
Just then a blast of laughter erupted
in the hall which to some extent
provided some comic relief to
everyone in the hall.
But Rep Manwe wouldn’t stop. He
asked again, “can we have the log
book of the movement of the car?
With a subdued babbling voice which
came in separate minutes, the DG
answered ” I am not a transport
officer. I don’t know whether they are
still keeping those log books.”
Walahi, this part is extremely funny. gringringrin
FashionRe: Ladies, Would You Rock This Hairstyle? by 3ace(m): 5:28pm On Oct 31, 2013
What the hell is this? Make kuku comot everything beta sef. Notice me hairstyle.
CrimeRe: Man Escapes From Lagos Prison, Steals 20 Cars by 3ace(m): 5:15pm On Oct 31, 2013
derespect: Negligence of duty made him to escape and caused more damage to d people. Shaking my head for those prison officials.
Odedoyin25: later now some useless musicians go dey talk say dem nor fit act prison break for alagbon.
Polio: Smh... the way the fella escaped prison says it all about the system! #Shambles
Guys, I don't believe that story. That was not how he escaped. He must have bribed his way out. That story was just to cover the bad prison official. I hope the incident was thoroughly investigated in 2011 when he escaped.
PhonesRe: Annoying Messages Sent By Telecom Service Providers by 3ace(m): 3:20pm On Oct 31, 2013
For the annoying auto calls, I simply save the useless number on my phone and have them automatically sent to voicemail. That way, I get less of this useless and irritating calls. I have about five of those numbers on my phone.
PhonesRe: Annoying Messages Sent By Telecom Service Providers by 3ace(m): 3:13pm On Oct 31, 2013
prof800: It is so annoying...
2 years ago a friend of mine was about to take a legal action against one of these service providers...
...Not until i made him check their "terms and conditions" which he had already accepted just by cutting and inserting the sim card.
**(the number you call yours is not really yours...it still belongs to the network service providers. So what right have you to complain about what's not really yours?)**
This still doesn't mean you can't take legal action against them if you have a valid and strong case.
PhonesRe: Annoying Messages Sent By Telecom Service Providers by 3ace(m): 3:03pm On Oct 31, 2013
Amefrica: With just an SMS you get 7 free "Women's Beauty" alerts! To claim it, text 7 to 33555 for free NOW! Offer ends 11:59pm 30th of Oct'13

They send it atIeast thrice daily. I still received dis message today the 31st of Oct. MTN is a curse! They can be so annoying..
Imagine such a message; na wetin I wan take beauty news do? Like I said earlier, I just delete them.
PhonesRe: Annoying Messages Sent By Telecom Service Providers by 3ace(m): 3:01pm On Oct 31, 2013
The text messages are not even annoying; I simply delete them. The useless auto calls are more annoying. And if you dare pick the call, they will automatically subscribe your account for an unsolicited package. Very annoying and it's common with Glo.
CelebritiesRe: Old Picture Of Segun Arinze by 3ace(m): 9:58am On Oct 31, 2013
He's okay, na dos eyes spoil am. And his recent body mass sef no help am at all.
CelebritiesRe: 9ice Ex-wife Toni Payne Wants To Get Married Again? by 3ace(m): 9:50am On Oct 31, 2013
So probably 9ice wasn't all that attractive to her in the first place. Well, good luck with your quest.
EventsRe: WEDDING PICTURES OF A NAIRALANDA by 3ace(m): 9:42am On Oct 31, 2013
U wan make FrontPage by force.
PoliticsRe: PDP Hails Alleged Defection Of Gov Amaechi And Loyalists To APC. by 3ace(m): 8:45am On Oct 31, 2013
Amaechi will eventually defect; it's only a matter of time.
EducationRe: ASUU STRIKE: NANS Gives Union 7-days Ultimatum To Call Off Strike by 3ace(m): 8:37am On Oct 31, 2013
Even if you force them to call off the strike, are they not the ones that will teach you in class. If they are not happy, would they teach you very well? Besides, you can force a horse to the river but you can't force it to drink.
FamilyRe: Good Bye Nairaland.....i Am Killing Myself This Night by 3ace(m):
At least if you don't have enough money to hold a party, you can get a pity party here for free. All na pari.

PoliticsRe: How Can One Distinguish Armed Robbers From Police? Pix by 3ace(m): 7:51am On Oct 31, 2013
Sun of god: I thought they were the same thing . . . .

Anyway, here's my usual strategy - First you slow down, then at the last minute accelerate towards them and then after you pass (he will jump out of the way then aim his gun) you duck down whilst doing some swerves in the road and be on your way.
Don't visit your creator before the appointed time.
Christianity EtcRe: PHOTO – Prophet Caught Attempting To Rape His Church Member In Lagos by 3ace(m): 7:42am On Oct 31, 2013
The man is a fool. Women willingly fall for people like him if he knows how to play his card. He didn't need to do this.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Exam Date For Immigration Recruitment 2013 by 3ace(m): 7:19am On Oct 31, 2013
obisite: Done! Pls for dos of u I sent to, u guys shud try n send to others, I dnt frequent this particular thread. Jut try n help

tonero4urch@yahoo.com
onnehdoyen@yahoo.com
bukas4luv@gmail.com
cnosque@yahoo.com
anncares@rocketmail.com
oladinternational2012@gmail.com
kelani_idryz@yahoo.com
Oluwatosin.adelowo@gmail.com
julietadiche@yahoo.com
marigibs@yahoo.com

If u r d owner of dis email below,, I dnt tink u wil receive, mailer daemon is rejectin... Get anoda email,

onnehdoyen@yahoo.com

marigibs@yahoo.com
Abeg, could you send me a copy too? My e-mail is aladdeen2000@yahoo.com. Thanks in advance.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Exam Date For Immigration Recruitment 2013 by 3ace(m): 7:16am On Oct 31, 2013
Olu abayomi :
Refunding d paid money is absolutely impossible.
Absolutely, it's impossible. How would they expect banks to return N150 for a service they had already rendered? The money is as good as gone.
CelebritiesRe: Okocha Throws 40th Birthday Party For Wife, Gives Her G-wagon As Present by 3ace(m): 7:08am On Oct 31, 2013
Why wouldn't she go down on her knees before her husband in the presence of the guests, G-wagon no be beans na. Moreover, such surprise gift could make one loose composure especially when you have no idea it was coming.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Replies Wizkid's 'smellos' Insult by 3ace(m): 6:56am On Oct 31, 2013
homesteady: They are really shidren grin
He added intonation to it.
CelebritiesRe: New Photos Of 9ice And Toni Payne's Son, Zion (photos) by 3ace(m): 6:14am On Oct 31, 2013
Ruq: oooooooohhhhh who oz dem niggaz saying cute ? I didn't even see the kiddo's face, all I see is a kid in water googles and some kids here saying 'cute' arrrghhh! It.'s official cute is now a useless word.

Nice hoodie
I thought so too. Some people just comment based on the trend of opinions.
FashionRe: Would You Wear This Extremely High Heels Worn By Lady Gaga?? by 3ace(m): 6:07am On Oct 31, 2013
chymystique: shocked if I wear this one I mit b mistaken to b a Pole..
Except u lepa before. Would Eniola Badmus look like a pole if she wore these?

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