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Guys, he's right-this is a public forum where anybody can air his/her view. We have done this at the beginning of this thread and we can't allow it to disrupt the flow right now cos I'm really enjoying every bit of it. Do you know what happens to a person whose post is not quoted or responded to? The person quietly goes away. Please, don't give these people attention again. I kuku trust my oga...he doesn't respond to detractors. As far as I am concerned, this is not a slipshod job. Honestly, I wish this project was mine. Good morning everybody.

OP, we are still waiting for your update though your case might be mechanical in nature since you probably didn't offend anybody.

Good evening Oga Spyder, I can see you are moving impressively. Obviously, this is going to be a solid structure. Good job, still following.

e be like say dis girl go dey open teeth even when she's not laughing.

mic foley: The funniest thread ever on Nairaland.

Nope, I don't think so. If you were part of this thread last year, you won't say this.

www.nairaland.com/897685/share-sexiest-craziest-funniest-unforgettable/33

adwem2003: i cant stop laughing as well as crying. this man just made me regretted been a nigerian.

u sef dey make me laugh right now.

The guy na fool sha.. why hin go dey claim 15 with dis kain thick body. shey hin no dey look mirror?

These guys are just too funny. OP, after paying your salary for a whole year to an agent, what if you work for additional 6 months and you are laid off? Please, I'm not cursing you o. I'm only being rational considering lack of job security in most private companies. May God deliver this country. Good luck with your quest.

MillionDollars: ojb is still crying o! Well 6th to comment *smoking black weed*

I knew someone will come up with OJB issue in a thread like this. What about the 100,000 dollars Amaechi contributed and others from psquare and co?

I just have a feeling that ACN might not be able to retain Lagos after the tenure of Fashola.

This guy na real bad guy o. He was still defrauding while in prison. Some criminals can never change unless you terminate them.

slimyem: This must have been it.
They knew chicken meatballs could not satisfy them so they went for larger and juicier meat.
Amimals will always be animals!

Maybe the man's financial condition has gone worse.

Why not? if hin get money well well, why hin no go choose d kain pesin wey hin want. you wan tell me say if pesin like Cobams jus wan marry now, shey hin no go choose?

That no 3 is highly disgusting. I remember a day when a cockroach entered my chilled can of Malta Guinness without me knowing. Though I didn't swallow it, I drank the whole content. I only got to know that something was inside when the cockroach eventually touched my tongue. I felt like scrubbing my mouth and tongue with a hard brush that day.

Honestly, if not for the fact that some greedy, irresponsible politicians will take advantage of it, state police might be one reliable measure to tackle insecurity in the country. As confirmed by the OP's report, there's no denying the fact that employing disciplined individuals who know the terrain and people of where they live will solve our security challenges to an extent. State police will surely encourage this type of recruitment. Nice Job OP- I like the way you composed your report. Very self-explanatory. Like your choice of words but you need to pay more attention on the use of past tense. Once again, great job.

5.0? dat one no possible for naija. Naija lecturers go frustrate you.

Hmmm..surprised why haven't I seen the advocates of "sign of end time" @topic, this invention is not really impressive.

angel TI: she looks graceful and elegant at 48

That might not be her recent pix.

chukstel: Try analyse both vehicles clearly, edegbe bus front bumper is fibre and the FRSC van back is not fibre. I am looking at IT that if the bus hit the van, the damage to the bumper will be more than what i am seeing in the pics.

Fibre and pan don't have the same strength when IT comes to impact. so if actually the bus did hit the van causing such damage to the van, then the bus front bumper should have been completely damaged.

So OP should also tell us if there is another vehicle involved in the accident.

Ofcourse, another vehicle was involved. The OP said it in his story. Read it again.

Duke_Nija: I was in the edegbe bus, and suddenly we heard a loud noise and this Frsc vehicle came from nowhere straight into our bus.
We swerved and hit another vehicle..
Right inthe middle of the expressway.
We are all fine. No life was lost nor injury sustained.

O thank You Jesus!!!

Guys, I believe the OP's story above is not too long for you to read or maybe it is comprehension problem. The OP said the FRCN vehicle rammed into their bus from behind forcing their own bus to also ram into another vehicle. This explains the damaged front bumper of the bus. As for the damaged behind of the FRCN van, I suspect another vehicle hit it too from the back. I think this is an accident involving multiple vehicles. It's unfortunate the OP didn't post pix of other vehicles involved particularly the front view of the FRCN van.

shegzy4luv: u hate me reach dat level?do u want dem to kick my ass? They wud av beat hell out of me,afta being overpowered by d ganja

lol, I understand your point of view but you should also understand that some people on this site crave for attention by fabricating stories. Hence, the reason why you are being attacked because those pictures do not portray what you claimed. Maybe it was even needless to create this thread with those pix.

That's a good one. Any group or organization with no discipline will never thrive. Off topic, that building in the pix looks like a ship.

tjskii: Really,well she shud be ready to accept a new wife

Well, you're right but even though his religion permits it, Sound Sultan might not be too down with polygamy.

If this lady features in a movie where she's expected to be involved in an accident, there will ne no need for any makeup or tricks to make her bones look dislocated. All she needs to do is put her skill into use.

It is a pity most of the arguments given here to support the fact that a machine can be charmed are not convincing at all but I tell you people, it is very possible. Let us forget mechanical and grammatical jargons-this is thing is real. The only way by which you can protect yourself from powers of the darkness is for you to be spiritually strong. Otherwise, they will toss your life around. Whether you're educated or not, rich or poor, you believe or you don't believe, they will attack you except your own power supersedes or is at par with theirs. I had firsthand experience of a truck charmed not to start when I was serving in a particular state. The old man involved used a dead crab's claw(not sure whether it is called a claw) to lock the engine. I wasn't there when the whole thing started but was called by a fellow corp member when the plea of the victims started attracting the attention of the community. When I got there, the baba eventually accepted their apologies. He brought out the crab's claw, whispered some words into it and behold before my very eyes, the crab's claw opened by itself. The man told them to go and start the truck. After several unsuccessful trials, they came back to the baba who told them to go back again and sweep all particles of the bamboo sticks they had stolen. They did exactly as he had said and behold again, the truck started working. The thing is...if you have never witnessed it, you can't believe it. The victims knew that the baba was responsible because he had earlier warned them not to pack the bamboo but they ignored him. Since that day till I left the community, I just dey go jeje. I even reduced my interaction with some of them but in fairness to them, they treat corpers like god.

War go soon start now.

Abagworo: Reminds me of an. Onitsha man who was given an in-house cheque. The man went to the bank, paid in the cheque and sat at the lounge waiting. The man sat there for nearly 2 hours and suddenly got up and started shouting. TBC....

Is this meant to be a suspense or you are busy? Just make sure the story is interesting.

But article said N300,000 for individual withdrawal and later went on to say N500,000 again. Which one is correct? Or is the first limitation for those in the six selected areas?

Chie! Not again! Make I quick go buy kerosene before dem begin hoard am.

ednut1: Guess his God couldn't heal
him

This is the post responsible for other hidden posts you see up there. Fine, you can express yourself but avoid saying things that are unfair to others. My post was also hidden when I responded to the post before the thread was moved to front page.

ebucha: The FG should organise them very well, give them some training, place them on monthly allowance and also kit them.

Yes you're right. Otherwise Boko boys will entice them with money. Moreover, they are also risking their lives fighting the insurgents.

The people have a point. Some Boko loyalists can find their way into the group thereby frustrating their effort. Again some of the youth could be bought over.