TGIF guys, is all for fun.



1: I've never in my whole life watch a full movie from the beginning to end.


2: I've never been to Shoprite, ever.


3: I've never send a dick pic.


4: Smoked meth


5: Gotten drunk, ever. Etc mention yours

I have never been FTC

I also have never been to any shoprite in the country.

Never been to the cinema.

Never attended any wedding and burial.

Never gotten admitted in the hospital

Never fainted.

Never flown on a plane.

Never used an elevator and escalator.

Never ridden on a horse and boat.

Never ever had my picture on WhatsApp and until lately I deactivated my fb I only had one pic as dp for many years.

Never been to a hotel.


Funny but true, I have never seen any celebrity or super star in reality, Be it A -list down to C- list. Never seen any of them. oh only 2 face when he came to Uniben for a show other than that no one.

I have never straffed a guy
I have never eaten a girl's puss-pie
I have never shot any semen bullet in a girl's mouth
I have never 'not cum' while knacking
I have never gotten a girl to insert a finger in my as*hole
I have never smashed in the shower
I have never masturbated in public
I have never used only one position during intercourse
I have never seen a virgin on Nairaland.
I have never washed a girl's underwear.
I have never gotten high to impress a woman
And most of all, I have never had a flaccid d"ck for 3 hours straight.

These are ordinary things people do everyday, I have never done them.

Never taken weed, recreational codiene, smoked cigarettes, math, cocain, heroine etc.

Never owned a billion Naira

Never smoke weed, cigarettes,shisha infact never smoked "anything smokable",had never drink alcohol,never travelled alone,never travelled by air or water

1.Never had sex on the beach


12. never had sex in the kitchen


13. never had sex in a car


18. never killed an animal (excluding insects)


20. nfver and still dont smoke nor drink


4. never played with my dick (except maybe my balls....................they feel like smooth pebbles)


MY cousin has done 1, .12 and 13 and he's as normal as normal can be.............. so i wanna assume those are normal things people do everyday that i havent done

I've never been on a leisure trip eg. a proper, relaxing vacation somewhere peaceful with cocktail in hand. But I hope it happens this year

I've never travelled by air. I doubt it'd be a pleasant experience when it happens since I'm scared of heights & prone to suffer from motion sickness even when travelling by car.

I've never owned anything "stylish", partly because I'm not a trend follower (It's kinda embarrassing to own something everyone else is using imo, that way you're not a special snowflake ). An IPhone sat for months in my house unused, because I didn't like its layout or "mechanism". Way too complex & fancy for my modest taste

I've never had fake eyelashes or fake nails. Honestly, I'd peel them out within a day. I don't like things sticking on me. I have the same reaction about nail polish & heavy makeup. I like to go au naturale or at least something that feels close to it.

There're other things I feel I do less than the average person, like drinking water, swallowing pills or riding the elevator Water & pills make me nauseous for some reason.

have never swam.

I don't even see myself taking my two legs to swimming pool.

I've never swam, never been to a beach
I've never eaten dog meat
I've never eaten pork
I've never gone to church this year
I've never seen a movie in the cinema
I've never travelled out of Nigeria
I've never double dated
I've never gone on a vacation
I've never smoked,sniffed or done anykind of drugs

Preshy561:
have never swam.
I don't even see myself taking my two legs to swimming pool.

oya come let me teah you nah

Preshy561:
have never swam.
I don't even see myself taking my two legs to swimming pool.

Mami water No De Near Water when Ever They Come To Live On Land

Preshy561:
have never swam.
I don't even see myself taking my two legs to swimming pool.

Mami water No De Near Water when Ever They Come To Live On Land

I Have Never Kissed



I Have Never Fvcked any Woman.


I Have Never Watched Por.n

EzeDictator:


Mami water No De Near Water when Ever They Come To Live On Land

not that i have phobia for water,but I just don't find it comforting taking my two legs there.

EzeDictator:



I Have Never Kissed


I Have Never Fvcked any Woman.

I Have Never Watched Por.n

and now you are virgin.

mejorhofficial:
oya come let me teah you nah

it's not the problem,lool.
I do ladies hang out most atimes.
but whenever it's time to swim,I will just take my two legs home.

I have never left Nigeria--hellhole

pleasantplaces:
I've never swam, never been to a beach
I've never eaten dog meat
I've never eaten pork
I've never gone to church this year
I've never seen a movie in the cinema
I've never travelled out of Nigeria
I've never double dated
I've never gone on a vacation
I've never smoked,sniffed or done anykind of drugs

my brother if you taste dog you will know that you have never tasted any meat before on till then

Preshy561:

it's not the problem,lool.
I do ladies hang out most atimes.
but whenever it's time to swim,I will just take my two legs home.

lol you have to try oo

Never had a birthday cake

Baddiezz:
I have never left Nigeria--hellhole

this hellhole we must leave

LisaAnne:
Never had a birthday cake

eyaa is today your birthday?

Mynd44:
Never taken weed, recreational codiene, smoked cigarettes, math, cocain, heroine etc.

Never owned a billion Naira

do you think you will own a billion naira by spending almost all your life on nairaland?

LisaAnne:
Never had a birthday cake

aww!

LisaAnne:
Never had a birthday cake

aww!

LisaAnne:
Never had a birthday cake

I've never had a birthday party �

Never fainted.
Never gotten admitted in the hospital
I've never gone to church this year
I've never seen a movie in the cinema
I've never travelled out of Nigeria

Preshy561 :

do you think you will own a billion naira by spending almost all your life on nairaland?

Savage

Mynd44:
Never taken weed, recreational codiene, smoked cigarettes, math, cocain, heroine etc.

Never owned a billion Naira

Good day sir.

never cried over someone's death never had a birthday cake have spent my whole life in western nigeria never swam have never tasted okro