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Re: My Madam And Me by greatme2good(f): 5:25pm On Mar 22, 2019
grin Mike Your Own has finished. Phila will dump your sorry ass. You bring trouble with you to everyone around you and I don't think she can keep up with that. Go back to Amaka or go for deliverance.
Re: My Madam And Me by Nobody: 7:16pm On Mar 22, 2019
@frozen70. How fa long time. Hope u'gud. Abeg u fit remember where we stopped b4 op go sabatica?
Re: My Madam And Me by extremelygolden: 10:15pm On Mar 22, 2019
Vizzy4u:
@frozen70. How fa long time. Hope u'gud. Abeg u fit remember where we stopped b4 op go sabatica?

Go back to page 40. That's where he started from when he resumed. But you can push back to page 38 or 39 to enable you follow up thoroughly.
Re: My Madam And Me by veecovee: 12:31pm On Mar 23, 2019
GOD CAN ANSWER THAT YOUR PRAYER, OR FIGHT YOUR ENEMIES, ONLY IF YOU CAN MAKE H...

https://www.nairaland.com/3560501/holineness-righteousness-revival-daily-messages/21#76844395
Re: My Madam And Me by Nobody: 1:48pm On Mar 23, 2019
extremelygolden:


Go back to page 40. That's where he started from when he resumed. But you can push back to page 38 or 39 to enable you follow up thoroughly.


thanks a lot. I've done that and am upto speed with proceedingsgrin @topher052 where art thou? Hope say mike never beat u collect ur phone n baegrin
Re: My Madam And Me by Nobody: 1:50pm On Mar 23, 2019
extremelygolden:


Go back to page 40. That's where he started from when he resumed. But you can push back to page 38 or 39 to enable you follow up thoroughly.


pls re u d same as frozen?
Re: My Madam And Me by Nobody: 1:54pm On Mar 23, 2019
@Lilyheaven hi how'u.been awhile. Hope u're busy looking 4trouble like mikegrin
Re: My Madam And Me by greatme2good(f): 2:24pm On Mar 23, 2019
On weekends like this Op is supposed to update more or does he work weekends too?

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Re: My Madam And Me by RichBoy247: 5:16pm On Mar 23, 2019
Is this how we are going to lose Mike? Somebody help!!!!!
Re: My Madam And Me by extremelygolden: 6:20pm On Mar 23, 2019
Vizzy4u:
pls re u d same as frozen?

No please, I am not.
Re: My Madam And Me by topher052: 10:26pm On Mar 23, 2019
Sorry for the delay. Been too busy to even read my whatsapp messages, moreover had no power to boost my gadgets.


I was faced to deal with a man two times my size. I felt fear stealing my confidence as he moved closer to me. I knew screaming for help wouldn't solve the case, so I faced the challenge in front of me despite the migraine and tiredness.

He threw the first blow and missed as I ran pass under his hand to his back, pushed him from the back and moved to the protector to call for help. My calls seemed to entertain some of the police men who came to watch the fight.

He turned towards me and this time rushed to hold me. I managed to dodge him by going through his legs.

The cops outside laughed at my defensive tactics.

He turned abruptly and spread himself so as to monitor my escape.

" why're you running like a frog! Stay and fight!". The thug guy yelled standing up.

More of the cops joined in. Some even came with a cup of coffee to watch us fight.

I was looking for a means to avoid the big guys blow, when the thug guy pushed me from behind and I found my self running in to me an irresistible punch. And it met me on the face, that was the last thing I remembered, only to wakeup amidst some police officers in my cell fanning and pouring water on me.

" he's up". Said a fat cop. " now everybody leave!"

They all started leaving laughing and making jokes about the one blow.

I slowly sat up and met the thug guy and Stroke smiling satisfactorily.

" you're okay?". The thug guy asked looking at me with a smirk on his face.

I ignored him and stood up to lay on my bed. My head arched like someone was using hammer on it. And I felt really dizzy, and so closed my eyes to absorb the trauma.

In a few moment, a police officer tapped the protector of my cell and called my name. I slowly turned to him and he said.

"Get ready for your hearing".

They handed me a tooth brush and paste. I quickly brushed my teeth and washed my face and followed the police to the court.

It was a small room with my lawyer, the police I assaulted, the old lady, two police men and two other persons. I looked around for Phila but she was nowhere in the room.

I sat beside my lawyer, he acquainted me with what I should say and not say, I nodded and we all waited.

The judge came in and we stood up on a call for us to rise by a man in front. And after he was seated, we all sat. A lady read the case that was to be presented and I was called upon for questioning. Followed by the old lady who identified me as the thief who stole her bag and assaulted an officer. Thereafter, the police man came over and testified against me.

My lawyer spoke mainly on my behalf and tried his best to prove that I didn't steal the lady's bag, and I only assaulted the police officer because I was afraid.

The judge wasted no time in pronouncing his judgment. Which was, that I do community service for two days and to return to my country immediately I am done.

I and Phila didn't go along very well after that encounter. She was mostly out and returned in the evening to go to bed. I knew she obviously was avoiding me, even though I tried to talk things through yet she said nothing of what was bothering her.

On the plane she removed her headphone and said without looking at me.

" when we get back, don't ever bother to see me again, delete my number and never let me set my eyes on you again".

This statement stroke me like a blow. She replaced her headphone and closed her eyes.

I took the headphone off her ears and said.

" if you want to lay me off, tell ne what I did at least".

She eyed me angrily and made to put back her head phone but I held her hand and repeated my statement in a very serious tone.

She looked at me, hesitated then made to put it on back, again I held her hand and an unexpected slap visited my left chin. It called the attention of the passengers, and I was completely taken off guard.

" get your lying hands off me!" She yelled.

"lying hands". I found myself saying while robbing my chin.

She looked out through the window and replaced her headphone. I got angry and pulled the headphone from her and placed it beside me far from her reach. She looked at me ominously as though she would attack.

" if you don't tell me what you're harbouring in your mind, I'll finish the scene you've started". I said in calm steady but harsh tone.

She hesitated then said yelled.

" Mike, you're a bloody liar! And cheat! A womanizer and a fool! A good for nothing low life scumbag!" And then her countenance changed to what the monster i saw at the hotel, and she ordered "Give me my headphone right now!"

I knew she was going to do something crazy if I didn't, but I still withheld it, and an airhostess came to my rescue.

"please keep it down". She said smiling.

Phila looked up at her, inhaled and nodded.

We never talked again until we arrived. We parted ways at the airport. She didn't even ask me if I had transport fare home. But thank goodness I had.

Back to Ruths house, she didn't welcome me in an open arms. I stood at the entrance after candy hugged me and took my bag in, looking at Ruth who acted as if I nobody was in front of her.

" hello" I greeted looking at her frowned face.

She hissed, stood up and walked in.

I sat down and rested my back in the chair. At least I knew why she acted the way she did, but that of Phila was still a puzzle.

Candy walked in with a cup of cold water and dropped in front me. She suddenly reminded me of how sexy she was in a mini skirt and spaghetti she wore. I was lost in lust when she said.

" Mike!"

I looked up and met her beautiful face and pure white teeth as she smiled.

" you better take your eyes off oh. Ruth has been sick". She said and sat in the next chair beside me.

" what's wrong?" I asked.

" she's pregnant". Candy replied smiling.

" Pregnant? A second time?" I asked in shock.

Candys face changed to a confused frown and then she said.

" no! Ruth has never been pregnant, this is her first pregnancy".

I was so surprised that I was shocked to hear this. I felt I knew it all these while but it stroke me as betrayal

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Re: My Madam And Me by CaZmir: 10:51pm On Mar 23, 2019
Topher052 the MVP
More energy .
Re: My Madam And Me by greatme2good(f): 11:27pm On Mar 23, 2019
I told you Phila will dump you. Maybe Isabella called the line when you were in jail. Welcome back to the Genesis of your problems.

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Re: My Madam And Me by MisterBash(m): 12:00am On Mar 24, 2019
greatme2good:
I told you Sandra will dump you. Maybe Isabella called the line when you were in jail. Welcome back to the Genesis of your problems.

phila##
Re: My Madam And Me by nothingmega122(m): 12:42pm On Mar 24, 2019
MisterBash:

phila##
BOTH RUTH AND PHILA WILL END UP DUMPING HIM
Re: My Madam And Me by greatme2good(f): 12:59pm On Mar 24, 2019
MisterBash:

phila##
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Re: My Madam And Me by topher052: 4:44pm On Mar 24, 2019
Two days after arrival still Ruth hasn't said a word to me. I decided to visit my abandoned house and know what it's shape had become.

A neighbour saw me walking in and happily welcomed me. He tried to enquire why I left, of which i know he's aware of the ordeal. I immediately started suspecting that he wanted something to gossip about, even though I allowed my countenance speak volume of how i detest the question he asked, yet I said nothing and walked away leaving him standing.

I made to open the entrance door, but it was opened. This made me scared. I looked around not knowing what I was looking for in particular. And then I closed it back and went downstairs to my neighbour living in the first flat.

"hello". I greeted the first daughter who came to get the door. She was five years old. " is your daddy in?" I asked.

She nodded and went in. A few minutes later her dad, the man who opened the door for me the last time I visited, when hunted by Sandra's ghost.

" hey mike". The averaged dark man greeted.

"Hey Samson. Please who came into my house? I tried to open the door with my key but found it was opened". I asked.

" are you serious?" Samson said opening his protector.

He came out in just boxers and followed to my entrance. We observed it carefully to know if it was forcefully assessed, but it seemed very much okay.

We both walked in circumspectly into the sitting room. Every thing was how I left them. We searched each room opening every wade rope and everything seemed okay.

Samson then put his hands on his waist thinking. And thereafter asked.

"The last time you ran off like a ghost was chasing you, did you close the door with a key?"

And now I couldn't remember. My subconscious is programmed to always lock the door up with a key. And so I said.

" I think I did. I must".

He looked at me thoughtfully and then said.

" change the lock".

"I'll do that immediately". I said.

I thanked him as he made to leave, and I saw him off to the door as we enquired about each others wellbeing and families but he never brought up the event of the day before I left.

I was back to the apartment. It was messy as I left it. I picked up some of my belongings that littered on the floor and dropped them on the chair. I was about to rest a little when someone knocked on the door. I called for who it was and a familiar voice answered. So I sluggishly went to get it.

" Hey Mike!" Said another neighbour of mine that leaves at the other flat upstairs. " I heard your voice, so i knew you were around".

" yeah bro, please come in". I said and gave way for him.

Immediately we settled in the sitting room, he went straight to the point.

" My brother, what kind of mess are you into?" My neighbour asked.

" how do you mean?" I asked only Because I wanted him to tell me how much he knew.

" come on bro! After that cult fracas , you and your mum disappeared. I even heard you were in the fight yourself". He said.

I sat back with my hands on my face. I sunk in the information I got with agony on my heart. Meaning that everyone knows I was involved.

" and that is not all bro, police men have been coming to ask after you. The other day, some strange looking guys gave us nightmare standing in watch for no one else....i suspected it was you". He said.

I sat up and asked.

" when was this?" I asked.

" just a day before yesterday". He said.

" did you get to see what they looked like?" I asked feeling awful in my tummy.

" yeah..they were five or so". He said searching through his thought. " I think one had a Lon scar on his jaw. And one was young....". I interrupted.

" does he keep afro with no beards?"

He nodded, looking at me with a ' how did you know ' written on his face.

I sat back and scratched my head. Am back to face zika's boys again. I looked at the puzzled face of my neighbour and asked irrationally.

" do you know any strong voodoo man?"

He looked shocked to hear this and then his face suddenly relaxed as he pulled himself closer to me and whispered.

" I think I know one".

I was surprised to learn he knows one. I wasn't expecting him to know any because I always see him going to church.

" as a matter of fact, I can testify of the potency of his work". He said. And studied my face, then added." See, this life is spiritual bro, you must be fortified always. I believe in god oh, but I also believe in fortification, hope you understand?".

I nodded just to stop him from feeling guilty. Then I asked.

" when can we see him?"

He looked at his watch and then to me. Hesitated a little, and I added.

" please, my life I in danger".

He looked out through my window behind him and back to me.

" I think we still have time. Lets go now...but you will transport me". He said.

I agreed, and we both stood up and stepped out.

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Re: My Madam And Me by Modupetemmy1(f): 4:57pm On Mar 24, 2019
I don vex I no dey read again
Re: My Madam And Me by Nobody: 5:01pm On Mar 24, 2019
Story without end.. This ur story has formed seasons movies oo
Re: My Madam And Me by Nobody: 5:01pm On Mar 24, 2019
Modupetemmy1:
I don vex I no dey read again
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Re: My Madam And Me by topher052: 5:14pm On Mar 24, 2019
We arrived a little past 2 pm. The place was not all that fetish, and that reminded me of the professional one Jacky took me to. And that reminds me, the name of my neighbour is Koko. I keep wondering what that name meant, it was a kinda nick name that took over his real name. I don't even know his tea name.

A boy was at the reception with files and a big note in front of him. A long bench was at the boys side and was occupied by two fat women. A standing fan blew some distance away by the wall and directly on top hung a 14 inches TV, showing a local dialect program.

I and Koko greeted everyone and sat beside the two women. The boy gave us a form to fill but first demanded for consultation fee of 1000. I paid and filled in my information, but not with my real name.

The second fat lady stood up and my face stared at her well-structured huge behind. I didn't know I had undressed her in my head until Koko whispered to me.

" you like fat ones?".

I felt embarrassed and looked away.

Soon she was out and we were next. The office was a little bit better than reception. It had an office table, two chairs in front of the old traditionally dressed man. A long bench by the wall, a cabinet with herbal medicines, then behind the man whom apparently was the voodoo man were some fetish calabash on the floor. A white clothe, few cowries, a statue of an old man with staff and a small local stool.

He welcomed us and offered us a sit. And then he asked us to say what we wanted while he chewed on something, maybe kola nut.

I told him I always have problems and I wanted protection.

The man suddenly looked still. He then turned to me and said.

" why did you bring a ghost here?"

I immediately knew what he meant, but I still turned abruptly behind me but saw nothing. Koko seemed to be in a state of suppressed petrification.

" what do you want?". The man asked looking behind me. " I don't allow ghost here, go or I'll deal with you!" He yelled.

And immediately he bent under his table, brought a broom and a leaf. Started incarnation moving towards the direction he was looking. I was scared and so was Koko. He wielded the broom and towards the direction and threw the leaf towards same direction, paused, looked around his office as if looking for something. Then returned to his sit praising himself

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Re: My Madam And Me by reservd(m): 7:39pm On Mar 24, 2019
Hmmm, I wonder when and how ds story gonna end

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Re: My Madam And Me by Nobody: 8:49pm On Mar 24, 2019
Mike problems too much o but he seeks to always add salt to d wounds. Na voodoo woman he want abi? "you like fat ones"grin
Re: My Madam And Me by greatme2good(f): 9:35pm On Mar 24, 2019
Chai the suspense eeeh
Re: My Madam And Me by lilyheaven: 7:56am On Mar 25, 2019
Vizzy4u:
@Lilyheaven hi how'u.been awhile. Hope u're busy looking 4trouble like mikegrin
I am fine,
Just put to birth.
Is a baby boy.
My boy won't see trouble like mike

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Re: My Madam And Me by Nobody: 8:59am On Mar 25, 2019
Congrats.

Where is the party at? tongue
lilyheaven:

I am fine,
Just put to birth.
Is a baby boy.
My boy won't see trouble like mike
Re: My Madam And Me by topher052: 9:18am On Mar 25, 2019
lilyheaven:

I am fine,
Just put to birth.
Is a baby boy.
My boy won't see trouble like mike

congrats dear.
Re: My Madam And Me by topher052: 9:27am On Mar 25, 2019
“You said you wanted protection?’’. The voodoo man asked.

I nodded my acknowledgement and he went behind his seat and sat on the small stool like nothing happened some few minutes ago.

He began with incantations and threw some cowries on the white clothe before the statue. Then called.

“Young man”.

I stood up abruptly out of fear and went to join him.

He ignored my presence and continued his incantations. Suddenly he stopped and looked at one of the cowries lying on the white sheet.

“Spit on this”. The voodoo man said pointing at the cowry slightly apart from the rest.

I bent over and spat on the cowry. He took it up immediately with other cowries, shook it between his two palms reciting some incantations, and then threw it back on the white sheets. Paused and looked critically at them.

“Who is Amaka?’’ he asked, still looking at the cowries before him.

“She’s my….. use to be my boss”. i said.

“She’s carrying doom between her legs”. He added, frowning.

I looked at Koko’s curious face and back to the voodoo man.

“What do you mean by doom between her legs?” I asked.

He abruptly started singing in a loud tone and that startled me. Again he stopped suddenly.

“Hmmm….my son! You are lucky to be alive”. He said, took up dry wood and started flogging the statue while reciting an incantation. He again stopped suddenly, looked up to me sharply and said.

“You will prepare for a spiritual bath!”.

Then he stood up and sat on his seat, took a sheet of paper, spent some time writing and calculating. When he was done he handed it over to me. I looked at the long list which read:
Two native soaps 200 each
Two white native cork 4000 each
Two yellow candles 1000 each
Two matured male turtle 4000 each
Two white matured male and female vultures 8000 each
Two thousand cowries 5000
Two ostrich eggs 23000 each
Two chimpanzee’s sculls 17800 each
Two cobra heads 3000 each
Two lions tooth 10400 each
Two gorilla’s male organs 30000 each
And service charge of 100,000.
Total =407800

When I saw the total I let out a little scream

‘Shit!”

Koko took the note from me and raised his eye brawls after reading.

“if you can’t find all the materials you can bring the money”. The voodoo man said.

I looked at Koko with a signal to leave. And we simultaneously stood up and promised to return.

“You better don’t take too long, I see death hovering around your head. Money is nothing compared to life”.

I reassured him that I’d return as soon as I get the money. And so we left for home.

On our way out Koko asked.

“who’s Amaka?’’.

I didn’t know if to ignore the question or answer it, in the end I found myself saying.

“I use to work for her”.

Koko looked at me surprised with a hand over his opened mouth.

“you been fucking your boss!” Koko said laughing.

I nudged him with a sense of suppressed pride. And so we headed home on a commercial bike.

Some few distance away from my house, around my street, Koko who sat in the middle of the bike spotted someone, and he pointed me towards the direction.

“That’s one of the guys I told you about”. Koko said.

The strange guy was with two other guys I hardly recognized any. They were at the local joint Jacky died smoking and looking around intensively. I quickly told the bike man to turn around and he did. Maybe they spotted us, coz when I turned my back they were looking at us regretfully.

“What is really going on?” Koko asked as the bike zoomed off.

“Don’t mind them”. I replied.

“I think you need to get that money and do the needful”. Koko added.

I nodded, and we stopped at a bar far from my zone. After we had settled, I ordered two bottles of beer and we were getting rid of it when a girly looking guy in a pink body huge wide open neck, and tight purple jean, earrings on both ears and a bull ring on his nose, his hair was cut low and sprayed gold approached our table, his presence called our attention as we both looked at him wondering what he wanted.

“Mike?” he asked in a feminine demeanor.

I and Koko exchanged glances. I wondered if to accept or not. And so I said.

“what about Mike?”

He looked at the adjacent direction and pointed towards same direction. We followed his gesture and there Thomas sat with a bottle of red wine waving at me smiling. I turned to the guy and said.

“Tell him to Bleep himself with his rod, and when he’s done”. I faced the guy and continued,” he should Bleep the shit out of you, I don’t. but if he ever steps where I am, that his fine shirt will be covered in his own blood”. And I took my attention of him to my beer.

The guy walked away feeling embarrassed. Koko folded his hands looking perplexed.

“You got trouble bro”. koko said and drank from his bottle. “where are you going to put up since our house isn’t safe for you?” koko asked after he dropped his bottle.

“Don’t worry about me”. I replied.

Koko later left and I went back to Ruths. She wasn’t at home when I arrived, save Candy. As usual, she welcomed me well and offered me a very delicious fried rice. I ate to my satisfaction and sat back enjoying a musical on TV when I heard some people laughing. I looked towards the direction and recognized Ruths voice. She was apparently with a guy.

And so I went to eavesdrop on their conversation.

“you made my evening Sam” Ruth said.

“It’s nothing, I love being in the company of a beautiful woman like yourself”. The guy said.

“Come one, am not that beautiful”. Ruths voice sounded as one blushing.

“You’re. in fact, let me not lie to you, you’re the first pretty woman I have been with”. The guy said.

Ruth laughed and said.

“You are so good with words”.

I wasn’t comfortable anymore, but I managed to control my temper and put my ears closer to the door.

“Mike! Who’s that?” Candy called.

I was startled by her call and turned towards her abruptly.

“It’s nothing” I said going back to my seat.

I hardly have settled on my seat when the door opened and Ruth walked in with a fair handsome guy, they were both laughing.

She paused when she saw me, and she said.

“Mike! You are here”.

I could see a hint of pride on her face when she saw how angry I looked.

I just shrugged to her question and took a quick glance at the guy who was something to look at. A clean low cut and perfectly groomed beards. His huge arms were evident in his starched white sleeve top. One thing I hated about him was his red lips and perfect pointed nose. He was a true rival. And I moved my attention swiftly to the TV.

“hey handsome!” Candy greeted.

He went over to huge her and they both exchanged few pleasantries, before Ruth cut in.

“This is Mike, a friend of the family, Mike this is Sam”. Ruth introduced us.

The guy moved forward and hand a handshake with me. His hands where big and soft. I felt so horrible inside but kept my cool.

“Nice meeting you Mike” he said.

And I smiled and nodded. Ruth immediately took him inside the house laughing. I looked at Candy in a ‘what is this nonsense’ look. She just shrugged and hid her face.

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Re: My Madam And Me by BigSarah(f): 11:06am On Mar 25, 2019
I'm happy for Ruth I hope she ain't fronting

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Re: My Madam And Me by greatme2good(f): 3:09pm On Mar 25, 2019
This is Mike a friend of the family....lwkm. At least feel what she has felt all these while. I'm happy she has moved on.

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Re: My Madam And Me by royalguy123(m): 3:44pm On Mar 25, 2019
"This is Mike a friend to the family"O boy the hunter had become the hunted,MVP,more suspense loading,please let me take my seat with my glass raised up,more ink to your pen one of the best writer I have come across, next episode please,drinking and waiting!!!!

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Re: My Madam And Me by lilyheaven: 4:12pm On Mar 25, 2019
topher052:


congrats dear.
Thanks Topher.

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