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[quote author=NorthSide post=59782775][/quote]thanks

mother is d greatest

u r not alone

Slayer2:
No I don't have erectile dysfunction.

I can make love to her if you are referring to that line, I don't want to because I lost all my feelings and if I am going to break up with her I don't want her to feel I used her so that's why.

keep forming conscience when she can screw u back to ur senses

cute slay Queen loading

u need to see a doctor asap... erythrocytes and erectile dysfunction detected

lickers / hackers pls do the needful

I see contours

your mumu don do

fuckingAyaya:
who love his country?

Atiku

Dammylan:
But how will Snapnet do that? It is not possible. Snapnet is a reputable company and they will always do the right thing

reputable my left toe

Nwodosis:
You must be one eyed if you see that as love.

u must be myopic not to notice how much he wants to serve this nation

Nwodosis:
Why is Atiku over concerned with this Quit Notice?

he loves his country

black n yellow pawpaw

omobabalawo:
father lord if we see her in heaven we will a engage in a heavenly protest

thieves make heaven through repentance. she doesn't believe stealing is corruption and corruption is a sin,all sinners go to hell. How can she make heaven?

thank you for pushing this to d front page

kodath:
and so??when she agrees the first few days you label her 'cheap'....can you swear you haven't slutshamed a girl before?

Never. play hard to get with me and I will activate a play boy on u.

kodath:
okay..she should accept any man that comes her way??and the same you will still call her an olosho..I tire for una matter abeg

3 months syllabus of not interested, why. its silly joor

kodath:
but wait..did she force you to ask her out..??maybe in your next world try and be a lady and let's see howfar you can go buy saying yes to every dick, Tom and harry..mtcheww

the hard to get is now a protective mechanism?

snapnet just pressed control 'rejected' without categorically scrutinizing our applications.

MrKong:
They shouldn't bother my sister, it can never be successful

rejected not dejected... #DPRcrateriaforshortlisting

this op schooled in France...naija girls like money pass anything stop gibbering

u FCK with payment and now u r thinking its love and Ur sex skills...brain dey pain u to understand that her calls r directly proportional to a follow up on old customers when she's broke.

Yes,all women are oloshos,but some are more olosho than others. and u are dealing with one... marry her,and get ready to pay #500 b4 u can sleep wit ur wife.

Jengem:
Are u earning minimum wage. I think its 18000. Maybe thats the figure they used. If you are earning 100k, and u use all your salary for car, then maybe it will take you 14 years

But please dont use all your salary for car unless u r politician and see money to steal

they r d ones that pegged d minimum wage at 18000...now look at it,how long it will take my brothers to come to their level...

who has the wailers form,pls give this man one let him go and photocopy

77 years...pls shift i want to faint here

they didn't pass WAEC

in d branches of their brain only yaba left is working

ur father

they r pretty beautiful

MENSTRUAL CYCLE AND OVULATION PERIOD....Married or slay Queen

Most girls don't understand this because of much heavy grammar used to teach it, and we don't listen to our body too. I read, I started listening to my body for signs and I arrived at the simple analysis/steps........

�MENSTRUAL PERIOD:The time blood flows out of your private area, when you use pad.
�MENSTRUAL CYCLE: Days it takes to see another blood in the month. If you last saw your period in June 11th and it started again on July 10th 2017, then you have 30days cycle (count from 11 June to 10 July).
NOTE: It is erroneous to believe its 28days cycle, different women have different cycles ranging from 21-35 days.

�OVULATION PERIOD: This is time to get pregnant without stress. This is 2 weeks after your period or 2 weeks before the next period.
Here's a simple way to calculate your ovulation (unsafe) period.

1. From the first day you see the blood of your period.
2. Pick up a calendar and count 15 days including the first day of the blood stain.
3. Mark the 15th day with a pen.
4. Mark 3 days before the 15th day, and mark 3 days after the 15th day.
6. You will notice you have 7 days marked.
These 7 days are your ovulation/fertile days also known as unsafe period.
That is if you have sex on any of these days, then you have 98% chances of being pregnant.
7. Do this every month diligently

EVERY OTHER DAY IS YOUR SAFE PERIOD.
For example:

1. If your period is 11th July, 2017,
2. 15 days after the first day of the blood stain will be on 25th of this July too (2weeks after) counting from 11th.
3. 15th day is on the 25th July 2017.
4. 3days before the 15th day is 22, 23, 24.
5. 3days after 25th July 2017 is 26,27,28.
6. 22-28th July (7days) is when you are ovulating. It is your fertile period.
**Don't forget that the 7 days is a reminder that sperm stays in the female body for about 7 days. Any sexual contact in between ovulation period will form something that has ears, eyes, etc.
ALSO......
If you want a baby girl, have
sex between 3 days before ovulation (22- 24th) 2017.

For a baby boy on the main ovulation day and 3 days after 25th.
...........
MAJOR SIGNS THAT YOUR OVULATION HAS BEGAN...

You don't need a doctor, just relax. After 2 weeks you may feel the following:
1. Headache.
2. High body temperature.
3. Dizziness (feeling of tiredness and sleepiness).
4. Breast tenderness/ size increases just like when you are menstruating.
5. Increased sex drive.
6. Light cramps or pain on one side of the pelvis.
7. Abdominal bloating.
8. Heightened sense of smell, taste or vision (you eat more).
9. Vagina mucus becomes slippery (if you notice, put it in between fingers...it stretches like thick catarrh or snail mucus...colorless like egg white.
...........
N/B: The instance here is for ladies with 30 days cycle. And someone who saw her period in July 2017. If yours is 28, then it's 14 days and not 15 days.
**
If you have headache without a cause, check back to when your period started. You can drink both malt and peak milk....don't run to the pharmacist always on issues that can be naturally handled, because drugs are not always good on girls. Or you can take only paracetamol.
�MEN, read and educate your wives and sisters, most don't know this.

when is school resuming.