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sheniqua:
You forgot pedicures,manicures,facials,waxings,moisturizers , eye brow trimmings, waxings,mud baths ,lip gloss balm and skin toners
It's a whole package
The only thing left is a skirt and blouse

sorry they already have blouses

ok i think i use a toner myself.   That's about it . . . the rest are fancy time wasting tools women employ to frustrate you.

Cadet:
what if she was flat-chested?

that's a boy in disguise.

OsunAmazon:
Is egusi and eba another coded Naija word for some nasty things men do to themselves behind closed doors?

God forbid. I mean real egusi and eba.
There is no substitute for a woman's twin melons.   Where would we be without them?

Cadet:
I bet he did! he was in the "spirit".
which kain spirit be that?

nah, no matter how fine a guy is there is no duplicate for a well rounded woman.  
A woman is a special creation . . .

OsunAmazon:
Eeeew; did you also pat his behind when you met him?

i gave him egusi and eba to eat.

hmmm, she said "grab". If I was to go and grab a guy's a$$, I know where it would be heading

you betcha

spoilt:
he looks like a banana to me.  

that guy is fine all round.   Me sef as a guy i trip.

Rebellious:
Because they tend to be more sensitive and behave better all round.

you mean they tend to be more deceptive?

Diddy is certainly metrosexual.
I don't think Desmond is, i met him in real life . . . he's like your average guy . . . only better looking than in the movies.

she has the mischievous look. She looks a bit like my cousin, she's cute. hmmm u must be a happy father, i cant wait.

Cadet:
So slapping the next guy in the butt is a good luck charm for catching the next victim? ( chic)

its all in the spirit of caramaderrie.

eyah pele bigfather. At least u're happy now.
Funny enough i prefer females . . . if i get a boy it would be a bonus.
I'm not much bothered about culture as such, a child is a child to me so long as its mine.

Cadet:
eh en! hmmmmmmm and do they have to slap each other in the ass? and grab at each other's hands, anywaz sha, nothing do them

we do it all the time, its nothing. We even slap each other in the butt plotting our next victim (err sorry chic) to catch.  

Ajebota:
@ all men on the thread

all you men claiming natural, you don't know that 'natural' requires work too. No one was born with feet or hands that don't need manicuring or hair that doesn't require attention. I hardly use make up and hardly wear weaves but its still an effort to keep those things God blessed me with looking good! Clear skin for me is an effort as I am blemish prone, although I don't wear weaves often I retouch and wash and set regularly. Unwanted body hair needs to be waxed and the list goes on and on and on. Natural doesnt mean no effort. You guys need to appreciate more

my dear we truly appreciate. thanks for taking the pains to look good.

the average nigerian male prefers the female for intimacy.

What's wrong with being a little close to ur male friends? Most guys i know dont take it seriously. There's nothing wrong with a bear hug with friends you havent seen in ages, or spending time together enjoying each other's company.

Dont be blinded by western stereotypes of gay people.

Is Chris Oyakhilome a metrosexual?

Tonim:
Why was the media even giving the guy so much attention ? I have always said the media can make or break
someone because a lot of folks cannot decipher the fact that they sometimes have their own
hidden agendas (be it positive or negative).

the media would have nothing else to do.

spoilt:
It irritates me when guys lie through their teeth and insist they love girls looking natural (whatever that means!)
Yet they crave the beyonce look. with a weave all the way to the butt crack and with a full face of make up. They will pick that anytime anyday to picking someone who has natural hair and a face devoid of any 'help'. girls if you want to 'help' nature, go right ahead. beauty has always been pain but its worth every tear.At least in the guys eyes even though they don't like to admit it.

aha some guys actually DO love girls looking natural especially if they are cute. I dont like weaves except for tiny braids. Make ur hair neat and smelling nice and that's all i require. My ex used just lip gloss and she was way better looking than the many pancake wearing chics around.

*sigh*

Akolawole:
If this is true, let EFCC suspend all cases in handnow and arrest all past President

That would be arresting all members of the Federal Executive Council.

D-reloaded:
4him, quit picking on HR please.

Open ur eyes wide rather than just jumping in as is ur usual MO.

When i have my first child. Hopefully its a girl too.

its sad really. The whites were looking for a perfect excuse to vote along racial lines and they promptly got plenty of help from divisionists like Wright seeking to use the opportunity to draw some attention to themselves.

Olabowale, you had an entire page rebuttal and NOT IN A SINGLE LINE did you address the central question - what happened to the ishmaelites between the period of his alleged sacrifice and the advent of moh'ammad?

manmustwac, i doubt it. Maybe they are more discreet here in the US as a major scandal like that can tarnish an image that took you yrs to build.

HR.hotness:
https://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/23.gif that is precisly d reason i didnt want u addressing me (^{or my posts)},,,,,,

not really. Most airheads here like you dont like to read opposing opinions.

beautiful daughter you got there bigfather.

Na only blouse?
Men now compete with women over who can wear the largest ear rings, men braid their hair now, wax their body hair and also go tanning.
What next?

HR.hotness:
not stopping u frm joining in i'm just asking u not to address me,,,

You're such a conceited idiot. I'm not addressing you as a person, i'm merely addressing responses . . . i dont care whether they come from you or other faceless people here. That's why its a forum.
The only way i wont address YOUR POSTS is if you stopped posting.

Back to the topic peeps.

tRoOE:
haba there is nothing wrong in that , it's very relaxing jare, you should try it sometime and a massaging

my dear, i no do. When my mates are busy making money i'd be busy waxing and doing a landing strip?  
If a guy needs a massage he shld ask his wife or work out in the gym. Lifting weights can take some of the muscle stress away.

HR.hotness:
Oga abeg I no talk to u oh,,, i was addrsssing som1 else please stay out of this

no problem, if u wish to have a private discussion just invite the individual to ur private messenger. So long as its on this forum its free for all.

manmustwac:
@4him
Like u said cheating even happens in the western world, but u can't compare politician bill clinton with our nigerian politicians here? When it comes to extra marital affairs we are in a different league. You will never hear that Politicians in Yankee have arranged fine babes from Uni for a sex party abi? Something like that would make the Headline news of all the papers in World.

Bros, Elliot Spitzer was organizing prostitutes. no difference.