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I lost pwr on my system. And wen i l8r put it on d thing booted, showed me d splash screen then goes into a terminal. Iv tried all i rmbr, startx, gdm, stopped d gdm n ran reconfigure. Still no way. Wats goin on? Its kaput shey?

guy if u believe that crap then u believe anything. stuff like that is what gives atheist ammunition to finish religion.

which kain yeye reveal, na scam bo. leave matter. u neva notice say for all those churches them no dey reveal the wowo sistas and the poor brodas. tseew.

ahhh, u blokes are missing the point!!!!

this native tongue toasting aint about the i like you, you fine bla bla crap in english! its like a hundred times easier to toast in your mother tongue!!!! see its really not about the lyrics, its first about striking a conversation,then coming across as being witty and intelligent. u just have to match her wit for wit. have an interesting yarn. along the line u let the fact that you fancy her get into the conversation.

dude its way easier, much more fun, the babe actually does listen to you cos ur yarning wats straight up! most folks lose their forming and inhibitions when talking in mother tongue. have'nt u seen yoruba or ibo girls yarning away i their tongues? u cannot get into those conversations. they just go dey flowwww!!!!

its like toasting all those babes from AJ or those types of area, u come dey yarn grammer, flow pidgin and watch her lap it up. do not mind all this forming. as long as the chick speaks the language, my guy no dulling.

besides in yoruba land once u don cross that stranger gap, no be all mouth we dey take yarn the koko! wa je ki o mo pe o ni fe e gan, ma te nu mo ju.o ma se ti obirin ma soro yebe yebe, fii le, ko ni choice, o ma  gba ibe

this stuff makes me remember back in the uni, my friends used to beg me to go eat with them at the cafeterias around. simply cos even though they speak yoruba, they never learned the art. all the yoruba babes that sell food there na my paddies naw! ki lo n so. if she form agidi too much, i will eat the food like that then call her aside when she wants to get paid for the food and launch the toasting. tell her she messed up as much as u really like her she just messed up, bla bla bla. 5 mins today, the next day just pop in without eating and say u came to say hi to her, yarn small, yab her, leave matter, small small she don dey claim wifey! wey babes dey campus

at times  i had to avoid some cafeterias cos students will be their and the girl would be too excited to see bros that she will just be gushing and playing all those kain play wey dey raise red flag say matter dey ground

ok lemme get this straight, yoruba men cheat a lot so they are womanisers bla bla bla; BUT hausa men almost always have other women after marriage thus THEY ARE DEFINITELY NOT STRAIGHT TO ONE WOMAN, BUT ITS ALLOWED COS THEY ARE MUSLIMS!!!!!

therefore yoruba are worse than all?

absolutely amazing reasoning!! hmmmn, so pls what if the yoruba men remind you that polygamy is a part of their culture, does that now make it ALLOWED LIKE THE HAUSA MEN?? stupidity is not a virtue o!!

well sha, na joblessness dey cause all this kind of mis yarning. look madam "somebodies mother" if u wan do, DO, if u dont want flee. i wonda wetin the 'mumu disgrace to the yoruba race' dey find with u anyway, wey women plenty for ground wey neva arrange. that crap is just annoying. meanwhile as a yoruba man, u cannot pass ur boundary and be eyeing other tribes. tseew.

even all the ojukokoro yoruba girls know wetin dem eye dey see shld they say they wanna marry other tribe. at least them go go villa with the guy, na that time them go make am knw say vacancy no dey for their men. ti mi o ti yo, o fe fi bread ko mi lobe je!!!!!!

abeg, if we womanise, we womanise be that, afterall, thank God say na woman like u we dey carry, she blind no knw say the guy is married? so why she dey do na? it takes two to tango, each time u abuse the man, pls remember to pass some to the women too!!!!! abi na man u want ur husband to dey get affair with.


LIVE WITH IT

in fact, SUPERB, WONDERFUL QUESTION!!!!! oya naw, make una dey list am. dont just tell mee, its faster or looks better. na because of new themes and gui them do new os (supposedly)

list the differences in clear terms, make we see, and pls dont tell me the documents folder is now finer o!!!! no be all of us be mugun 4 pc matters o bros and sistas! as u pple are undeniably MS crazy, oya list am. if i was into a particular os i take it as a point of reference to do a review to see if the change will be worthwhile!!!!!

apart from this supposed it runs faster you pple always say, what else? even that faster sef, considering that the thing is supposed to come on new high end pc with 2gb plus rams, duo processors etc i wonder if this claim of it runs faster is sustainable!!!! on those machines even vista basic would be flying.

OYA WE DEY HEAR

when dem launch glo-1?where come be the effects we av bin waiting for?

o ma se o!

did i hear somebody say reltel ?!!!!!!!

haqhahahahahaha, i laugh in arabic!!!!! 1x internet, equivalent to 1.5g internet!!!!! lol

@ osasdiddy Wrong screen! that screen is not the one for the lappy and the flex/board conection is bad.

@phtomay, hmmmn, cant say but seems like motherboard. wat led to that? sumtin must have happened b4.

@ ebunma lol, well if u smart and pc savvy and u knw wats up with pc a little, buy a xp or win7 cd, and pop it in, me no dey for wetin happen after o!!! lol

See as u talk am lyk its such a big deal n it only happens in ubuntu! And pls use d ubuntu thread next time.

Wat version are we talking about here? Are u sure ur connected? Hav u set a proxy somewhere before? Can u run sudo apt-get update in terminal next time u connect so we see the output.

Hav u used oda connectns on it b4? Can u try anor?

Kai, dt post about tall girls being awkward, u sure u knw wat ur talking about? Hmmn, small pikin no knw juju dey call am vegetable!

Hav u eva had a wrap around? Yeah wen u goin on n d babe wraps both legs around ur waist? I didnt tink so.
Abi hav u played searchin 4 d tropical island wit ice cubes where u start from d toes?

Or maybe d gud old hand d legs around my neck/shoulders? Or even touch d toes or 69?

I culd go on and on. Short gals cant do none of dis or do it like it shld be done!

U blokes are just in love wit d am bigger than her thing, or u are'nt too lengthy down under and u feel ur kondo cant do tall girls! Lol.

Thats a myth by d way. Height n size of koko area! U need meet some shorties, u go fear!
Basically d turn on 4 all ya dwarf luvers is d feeling of ctrl n superiority. Dts y u beat up on em at times! Abi if u marry ofiliganga u go try am?

Or else ur a repressed pedophile!

@ topic, beta u than d norm dese days! Only wish 2 God sum1 culd explain wats goin on wit d girls! Dis days na dwarfs! Just look around, count 10 girls, @least 8 are 5'5 or less!

Ridiculous! U see dem on storey buildings n scaffolds they call shoes yet u will lookin at d middle of their heads! Really!

Dem just gettin shorter, and they all want 6ft men, hilarious! U see dis sorry ass mofo's walkin about wit girls around waist height. Jeez it downrite hilarious!


Met a guy 1ce who refused common sense n went after dis 5'4 chick while he was 6'3! D mumu was feelin all hunky n powerful wit d gal until he passed his boundary n decided 2 DO D GAL! 1st tin was mr JT was like d size of d girl forearm in length! Not making dis up! Of course gal started sweatin knwin fully well she was in trouble. Then wat style 2 use was an issue, he culdnt b on top as he would suffocate her, her face was around his chest/stomach, standin was out of it as wen babe bent ova she was below water level. She on to was hell cos according 2 her d length was a big issue so sitting on it was suicide! LMFAO!

No b small matter o! Hmmn, d babe run, go find her size, now my guy is smarter! Lol


Anyway 1 adv is less pedophilia, d 10 yr olds n d 30 yr olds are d same size! All d small girls wear aunties things dese days.

All dis dwarfs. LOL! As dey say- small but mighty! Like small stout! Lol.

Abeg poster try smile more n b friendly or at least hav an approachable demeanour, who go talk 2 frowning giant? Abi u dnt knw dt in naija of 2 day u be giant! Ur becoming endangered species!

ok sir! u see i was askin cos i was thinkin abt sharin stuff like music btw d 2 os n dnt tink /home can b ntfs shey? lol. think il stick 2 a dual boot jare. dnt see d need 4 more n 1 linux. ehen pls write out dt java path stuff 4 me. 4 settin java afta installing. [color=][/color]

ok sir. thank u sir. yessir: lol. actualy i knw ubuntu will install into a logical partition. not just sure about winblows. hummn, which reminds me hw do u manage 2 keep a seperate partition for windows? u cant share a ext partition wit windows and i dont think u can use ntfs as home? anyway which is fully read n write in ubuntu fat or ntfs? i think its fat shey?[color=][/color]

and wat magic does it being legit do? u sleep berra shey. ts3w. anyway i dnt share ur nitemares anymore so i probly dnt unnerstand. wen deres foc os fully functional around u telling me 2 spend a fortune 2 buy more wahala. pray tell me wat it is abt orig software? bsides in naija they cost a fortune. go to palms[color=][/color]

wats umtsmon 4? monitoring usage? y wen i can clearly see u doin d dew! anyway weaver quick heads up so i dnt spend hrs mucking dis thing up. got a new drive. wanna cut it up 4 a triple boot, karmic/mint/xp. pls guide me on dt primary ~logical~extended~boot partition thingy. seperate home shared swap. i want 2 use mint bootloader. d prob is d xp bt lemme keep it in case. as in wat type of partition 4 each bla bla[color=][/color]

ubuntu always had a server version, and its totally free, plus u get the normalall hands supports ubuntu is known for. redhat is not free unless u going for itigba which i shld warn is at ur own risk

i have neva gone down that route so i dont knw abt the server version but from the experience in the desktop aspect, ubuntu shld be up to the task.

or suse, they do good things too, am not just too sure about support

hey pls does anyone remember tht syntax for removing proxies set into the system? i remember that i had that issue way back and i couldnt use terminal becos it kept trying to use a proxy i set before even though i had removed the proxy everywhere i could think of!

i remember i went into some files and manaually deleted stuff but it was still there till im stumbled on a post in some obscure blog. it was a short command and it worked.

now i have the same problem but i cant remember wat d command was! i thot i rmbrd it to be /sudo reset/unset http_proxy' but that is not working. iv bin googlin but i cant seem to stumble on that site again.

HELP. ME O. Y i dey so 4getful sef?

Av wanted 2 get dt lighthouse puppy o! It seemed 2 b d only 1 of all d pimped pups dt made sense, bt my internet game is not it right now. Zain is not behavin.

My attraction sef is d eyecandy. D normal puppy reminds me of cartoons. Nice but i still get questions like is dis a os? As in REALLY?!!
Lol

am telling you! you cant imagine the level of mumu-ism o! subliminal ko submarine ni!

i rmbr web i was in schl way back, i met some muslim guy who brought some tape like that and cornered all in my room to listen, see yarns and long fables, including all this mason yarn, i think that time even micheal jackson was supposed to be a member

tseew, the funniest one was some crap where the guy ws saying that if u play a tape backwards u will hear some satan crap, in fact the guy played back a mj song and said the stupid mumbling and jumbled up crap we heard was supposed to be from a service where they were worshipping satan!!!!!!

as in in the first place since wen did anyone start playing a tape backwards? do pple now do recordings backwards? then how in Gods name will u hear anytin that makes sense if u play it backwards? even if the pope was recorded and played backwards am sure depending on how foolish and stupid u are am pretty sure u will claim to hear some satanic chant!!!!!!

AS IN REALLY AND PPLE BELIEVE THIS CRAP? tseew

Taaa! Dnt just go dt way. Wen dose fibres land n deploy mtn go scamper!

Even roadside isp wey buy like 10 gb throughput go floor mtn.

Na so dualcore n co dey brainwash una tseew.

Hey am interested. Hw can i get them?

ahh multiget fall my hand! u sure say u set am well? u sure?

anyways, i can see that u dey yori yori. will do the installs on diff partitions of course. i don get the scope. na one bootable partition plus logical partition for the oda linux distros, and one for home hehe.

ehen lynx b4 i also forget, i remember ur misadventure with aptoncd, well u dont need that at all, there is a folder i think in /var where every package u download in apt or synaptic gets its deb stored. back up that into a cd and u can always get ur apps back whenever u reinstall or format! as in am ashamed of my self for not figuring that out a long time ago. bye bye to re downloads. las last i upgrade them l8r

ever heard about the law of karma, what goes round comes round?

ireland go to last world cup via dodgy penalty that they CHEATED TO GET.

next world cup ireland get denied a world cup spot by anor dodgy goal by france.

why all this hullaballoo? ANYTIME ANYTHING CONCERNS THE BRITISH THE PRESS THERE JUST GO OVERBOARD AND START BLOWING IT OU OF PROPORTION.

big deal the guy handled the ball, so thats like a new thing in football? see this mumu poster, when these white braggarts rob u pple blind in cup competitions, una no dey shout then o, but 1ce na dem no get decision, una go join dem they misyarn.

Bleep ireland, like say them wan win wc sef. tseew.

na henry una dey shout, wat abt wen messi handle ball? abeg. KI NI BIG DEAL, NO BE PERSON DIVE TO WIN TROPHY?

which of the madladies art thou? hw una dey @ all madladies? fancy seeing u here, thot ud gone to the white house to go get under the table at white house luncheons and do the world a great service!! xcos i dont think that michelle is up to the task tsk tsk, lol. however i digress

too mush contour? too much? expantiate o, wats wrong with a six pack?

hehehehehehe, na old move naw lynx, just look for correct serverr ip to use run test wey be say na that server the speedtest dey test, result fantastic lol

u wish say na dat kain speed u really dey get for ur pc!!!!

this dual core of a person, unless u work at a multinational with all those correct internet like oil coys, or na u dey siddon for mtn server.

u cannot be a subscriber to commercial net for naija dey get those speed lailai.

hehehe lol. una don dey enjoy the thingy too much.

will use it cos am due a new hard drive soon. am going to cut that hard drive up so i can be like u with 1 million distros on one drive, lol. only problem is thats kinda like the guy who builds a 50 room mansion, how many rooms is he gonna sleep in?

anyways hope i can dual boot mint and karmic on the same drive, intend to be using mints bootloader cos me no dey confident on that grub2. seems to me to need a lot of work

wats up naw weaver, wats for sallah? i need invites oooooo!!!!! am freee for fri to sunday, that is such a miracle im feeling guilty of being idle