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Elliot2:
OK. thanks a lot

Uwc

Elliot2:
guys,how do I create a topic in nairaland? I have been a member for a longtime now but has not posted a topic. Now,I would like to post one but don't know how to go about. thanks in advance.

Firstly, you have to make sure that what you want to post is educative, true and factual.
2. Then click on any of the categories above(crime/romance/sports etc) which you feel the topic falls into.
3. Then you select, create new.
4. Input your topic, then the body of ur message. Then click submit

Back to the topic. Those men must be insane to carry out such act. This is evil

XhosaNostra:
Masturbation is normal & natural imo. You're answering the call of nature, your raging hormones. At least you're not sleeping around & exposing yourself to diseases.

Haba madam! how can u say masturbation is natures call. Is it wee wee, or poo poo, or sleep, or hunger that u cannot do without?

adejochanan:
nobody will, its a scam

datz why am waiting 4 them

Abeg when anybody get paid, make he quote me

Lets keep on watching as they play out the script. But God will surely punish all those involved in this collaboration.

Lets keep on watching as they play out the script. But God will surely punish all those involved in this collaboration.

Police no dey use ear ,hear money nah

Godslove2018:
Now,there is one girl now thats

https://livelystones.com.ng/my-auntys-husband-needs-deliverance-from-small-small-girls/

One girl that what? Na dat one you self wan take hold body?

You just need to engage urself in somthing doing. and prayer is also key. Delete all porn material on your fone and run away from secluded areas.

RCCG SUNDAY SCHOOL MANUAL
LESSON TWENTY-NINE
SUNDAY, 18TH MARCH 2018
TOPIC: MARTIAL INTIMACY: THE PERSPECTIVE OF CHRIST AND THE CHURCH
MEMORY VERSE: ‘’Wherefore receive ye one another, as Christ also received us to the glory of God" - Romans 15:7
BIBLE PASSAGE: Ephesians 5:24-33
INTRODUCTION:
The marriage of a man and a woman is a mirror of the relationship that exists between Jesus Christ and the Church (Ephesians 5:23, 32). In examing matital intimacy, therefore, it is important that we explore the path that Jesus Christ took in procuring intimacy with the Church.
LESSON OUTLINES
1. Shared responsibilities
2. Shared results
SHARED RESPONSIBILITIES
1. Jesus Christ has always been with His Father from the very beginning (John 1:1-2) but He left that age long relationship in order to be joined to the Church - the believers (Galatians 4:4). The Church must also be ready and willing to let go of every "father and mother" relationship for the purpose of an intimate relationship with Christ (Matthew 10:37).
2. Jesus Christ left His exalted place of glory and honour and took on the position of a servant in order to bridge the relationship between Himself and the Church (John 10:17-18; Philippians 2:5-. The Church must also sacrifice self (ego, personal achievements and glory) to pursue intimacy in relationship with Christ (Matthew 16:24-25; 19:21-22).
3. Jesus Christ demostrated a selfless love for the Church (John 15:12-13; Romans 5:8; 1John 3:16). The Church must, in like manner, demonstrate a selfless love to Jesus Christ and also to the brethren (Luke 10:27; Matthew 25:31-40).
4. Jesus Christ shared with the Church every secret that gave Him the comparative advantage over her, and in doing so, He transformed the Church from being servant to being His companion (John 15:15-16). He invested time and resources in refurbishing the Church to match His worth in glory and holiness (Ephesians 5:25-27).
SHARED RESULTS
The process of intimacy has been completed and oneness between Jesus Christ and the Church achieved. Therefore, they both enjoy:
1. Shared persecutions (2Timothy 3:12; John 15:18-19).
2. Shared peace (John 14:27; Colossians 3:15).
3. Shared power and authority (Matthew 28:18-20; Luke 10:19).
4. Shared victory (John 16:33; 1John 5:4-5).
5. Shared inheritance (Matthew 19:27-29; Romans 8:16-17).
CONCLUSION:
Jesus Christ showed us a perfect example of how to develop a mutually benefitting intimacy in our marriages. May God help us in following His example in Jesus' name (Amen).
QUESTIONS
1. Mention the shared responsibilities between Christ and the Church.
2. What are shared results of the intimacy between Christ and the Church?
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They shld take it back, even with apology self.

This killings has to stop. I propose the youths in the area to go and search for those herders, and bring them to book. since the police can no,longer act

If you dont tell her, then u are the one cheating on ur best friend

Some pple are insane. so if konji won kill am, he no fit go gind call girls? Nonsense

Shun cultism, them no go hear, now see the end result.

Youths, pls shun cultism. There is no single gain in it. The end leads to destruction and death

Nice one, more are still coming from other parts of the country.

Hmmm, things are really happening o. Human life no longer mean anything to some pple

Guy, no deceive urself. u are just one of her potential benefactor. And you want her to be happy to see other pple snatch away her benefactor? nah

Just like she laid d card down to u before u started u also so same, tell her dat before u were burning for her, but her attitude in the past has now put u off. so let her make her decision

OP, why u carry their matter for head like dis nah, sotey u open novel for them. Abi u toast one and she no come gree u neh?

FortifiedCity:
Why did you dispossess the scorpion of the cockroach, will you eat the cockroach?

You'd have looked for something to cover them both and study them. You for learn something new.


Nigerian mentality eehh

No mind am, if na oyinbo now, he no mind to do watch nite with them, just to study the scorpion, it eating habit, level of consumption, reaction after consumption and so many other things

jbaby265:
hello house please help a sister out.. my relationship of 6 to 7 years is about to crash..
I Love my man and he loves me too.. he stands by me in all times and I do the same for him too in fact our relationship is a typical example of grassroots relationship.. but recently I'm beginning to get frustrated at his attitude or should I say our attitude towards each other.. which is why I resorted to you guys.. this is a faceless forum so I feel comfortable to share my worries..

in recent years I found out that our quarrels, dispute, misunderstanding and bitterness has drastically increased and it bothers me alot.. he quarrel more often this days and can even stay up-to a month without communication.. he complains about everything I do and that's me angry.. AM NOT A SAINT HERE cos he complains of my non Challentless too.. but this our constant quarrels and misunderstanding is driving crazy.. I've cried and ask GOd to dissolve us if it's not his will for us to get married rather than us fighting all the time. HONESTLY AM CONFUSED PLEASE YOUR ADVICE IS NEEDED. I love him and he loves me but we fight a lot.. our wedding is Sept ( still don't believe is possible though)..

Madam, pls first correct urself. God did not join u in the first place.
Back to advice, I think is becoming tired of u. its best u pick ur pieces and move on

Nice initiative

Tonway:
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Abeg put am o, na wetin i wan see be dat

I CALL THEM PARTY PROSTITUTES

RCCG SUNDAY SCHOOL STUDENT'S MANUAL
LESSON TWENTY-SEVEN
SUNDAY, 4TH MARCH 2018
TOPIC: ESSENCE OF MARRIAGE
*SUNDAY SCHOOL HYMN*
*1.* O Sunday School, on the Lord's day,
O how I love Thee well,
I am happy, it makes me glad
To rejoice at Thy birth.
*2.* O Sunday School, on the Lord's day, Thy friendship suits me well,
Both young and old will sing Thy song,
We long for Sunday School.
*3.* O Sunday School, on the Lord's day,
Christ was Thy first teacher,
The Holy Spirit, great teacher,
Does manifest in thee.
*4.* O Sunday School, on the Lord's day,
This testimony is sure,
That God, the Father Almighty,
Poured His blessing on Thee.
*5.* O Sunday School, on the Lord's day,
Though the sun be so bright,
Or if the clouds black with rain,
I'll be in Sunday School.
*6.* O Sunday School, on the Lord's day,
I rejoice to see Thee,
Will thou pass over me today?
Without my being blest?
MEMORY VERSE: ‘’Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge" - Hebrews 13:4
BIBLE PASSAGE: Genesis 2:15-25
Genesis:2.15
Then the LORD God took the man and put him in the garden of Eden to tend and keep it.
Genesis:2.16
And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, "Of every tree of the garden you may freely eat;
Genesis:2.17
"but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat of it you shall surely die."
Genesis:2.18
And the LORD God said, "[It is] not good that man should be alone; I will make him a helper comparable to him."
Genesis:2.19
Out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field and every bird of the air, and brought [them] to Adam to see what he would call them. And whatever Adam called each living creature, that [was] its name.
Genesis:2.20
So Adam gave names to all cattle, to the birds of the air, and to every beast of the field. But for Adam there was not found a helper comparable to him.
Genesis:2.21
And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall on Adam, and he slept; and He took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh in its place.
Genesis:2.22
Then the rib which the LORD God had taken from man He made into a woman, and He brought her to the man.
Genesis:2.23
And Adam said: "This [is] now bone of my bones And flesh of my flesh; She shall be called Woman, Because she was taken out of Man."
Genesis:2.24
Therefore a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife, and they shall become one flesh.
Genesis:2.25
And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.
INTRODUCTION:
Marriage is the oldest human institution. It is older than the Church or any human government. Marriage has been ordained of the Lord for companionship and the procreation of the race. Marriage leads to the establishment of homes for children where happiness and joy can reign (Proverbs 18:22). Although we live in the days of low moral standards, when marriage vows are easily broken and divorce is considered common, God's law and standard do not change. Any Christian who breaks his marriage vows is therefore playing with fire.
LESSON OUTLINES
1. Why should we marry?
2. Who should a Christian marry?
WHY SHOULD WE MARRY?
There are several reasons we should marry if we feel led by God to do so. Some of the reasons are:
a. To obey the command of God (Genesis 1:28; 2:24).
b. For fellowship (Genesis 2:18).
c. For partnership (Ecclesiastes 4:9-11). It takes to make "one flesh". (Genesis 2:24).
d. To satisfy the sexual and emotional desires that are good, holy and legitimate but can only be satisfied in marriage (1Corinthians 7:2, 9).
e. For the propagation of the human race (Genesis 9:1).
WHO SHOULD A CHRISTIAN MARRY?
Christians may only marry Christians - 2Corinthians 6:14-17. In God's sight, it is unacceptable for a godly person and ungodly one to be united in holy matrimony to be one flesh. How can they be one when one serves God, in holiness and righteousness, while the other serves sin and Satan? In 2Corinthians 6:14-17, we have six clear reasons a believer should not marry an unbeliever:
1. God's command: 'be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers' (vs 14a).
2. Reghteousness has no fellowship with unrighteousness (vs 14b).
3. Light has no communion with darkness (vs 14c).
4. Christ has no concord with Belial (vs 15a).
5. Believers have no part with infidels (vs 15b).
6. God's temple has no agreement with idols (vs 16a).
It is easy then to see that the question that naturally comes to mind is, how can this two set of people who are so different, form a true partnership and have joyful fellowship?
CONCLUSION:
Marriage is an honourable institution that believers must prayerfully and watchfully enter into. It is more of a spiritual affair than just being physical.
QUESTIONS
1. Why should we marry?
2. Who should a Christain marry?

Friday, Special Holy Ghost Service, March 2, 2018.
Ministering: Pastor E.A Adeboye
Theme: Stronger than your Enemies Part 3
- Shall we lift our hands to the most high God and begin to worship His holy name, the beginning and the ending, worthy to be praised, worthy to be magnify, bless His holy name.
- Father, please don't let me miss my miracle tonight.
We are serving the God of miracles, I know yes, I know, we are serving a God of miracles, I know yes I know
Prophesy: Daddy says there is someone here today, He ask me to tell you, no more fruitless efforts.
Prophesy: Daddy ask me to tell someone, as hopeless as the situation may be now, before the sun rises, you will sing a new song
Prophesy: The Lord said the enemies taught there is no way for you to escape, Daddy said I will surprise your enemies.
Prophesy: Daddy said there is someone here you are hunger for the power of God, Daddy ask me to tell you, even by next Sunday, you will see evidence.
Prayer,
Father, in the mighty name of Jesus, every mountain blocking my way to Joy must move tonight
Topic: Give me this mountain
Text: Joshua 1d-13
Caleb didn't ask for soft landing, He didn't ask for a mountain that has no giant. Tonight, I want you to join your faith with mine and tell the Lord to give us a sea to cross. Exodus 14:21-28, if God will give us a sea to cross, the problem as big as a sea, the wind of the Holy spirit will blow and when the wind blows, suddenly, there will be a way where there is no way before. When the wind blows according to Acts 2:1-4, power came because Jesus told the disciples, you will see power when the Holy ghost come upon you. Power didn't come until the wind blew. Acts 3:1-8.
Acts 5:1-11, because the wind blew, power came, an ordinary fisherman issue a decree and it came to pass.
Acts 5:14-16, because the wind blew and power came, the shadow of an ordinary fisher man began to heal the sick.
Prayer
Father, give me a sea to cross and let your wind blow.
Give me this mountain could also mean, give me a wall to pull down. Are you at a standstill now, that is going to change before the sun rises. Amen. Have you been stagnant all this years because someone has become a wall in front of you, that wall will fall tonight. Amen, Joshua 6:20
Why will I ask God to give me a wall to pull down? So that I can have a divine visitation. No challenges, no miracles, no obstacles, no testimonies. Joshua 5:13-15, Joshua 5:13-15. Whenever there is a divine visitation, wombs that has been shut will be opened, Genesis 18:1-14, John 5:2-9, Mark 10:46-52, Mark 5:35-43
Prophesy: Daddy said somebody is here tonight, what you need is a brown new lungs, and He said you have already gotten it now.
Prophesy: Daddy said right now, He is distributing spare parts
Prayer
Father, if you are visiting two people tonight, let me be one of them, let me have a divine visitation tonight
Give me this mountain can mean give me a lion to fight. Judges 14:5-6
Prophesy: The Lord ask me to tell someone, those who are saying where is your God will soon be saying are you the only one serving God. Amen
Give me a lion so that your spirit can come heavily on me. Judges 15:14-15, 2 Timothy 1:7
Prayer
Father today every spirit of fear, drive out of me in the mighty name of Jesus
Give me this mountain can mean give me a Goliath and I will Kim Him, 1 Samuel 17: 42-51
Prophesy: The Lord say there is someone here today, among your classmate you are the least, the Lord ask me to tell you, and very soon you will be the greatest.
Prophesy: My daddy say, let the enemy try, they will never discover the secret of your success
Prophesy: The Lord said before the end of this month, the sound of music will return to your home. Amen
Why do I want you to give me a Goliath? So that the world may know there is power in your name, Philippians 2:9-11,The world needs to know that there is a name that can uproot all mountains, Psalm 91:1-2. And this name works at any time, Psalm 46:1. You don't know the power in the name until you come face to face with Goliath and suddenly you call the name and you expect the unexpected to happen.
Prayer
Father, from now on, manifest the power in your name in my life.
Give me this mountain where there are giants could mean gather all my enemies together in one place, so that I can get rid of them once and for all. Daniel 6;1-52. You may not know it but you have enemies. Proverbs 16:7. There ate some enemies, they just have to go, they cannot change and you can't beg them, they need to go once and for all, so that for the rest of your life, nothing will hinder you. If you allow a single enemy to remain, that one will grow, have children and begin to multiply again. All your enemies will be dealt with tonight particularly those who call themselves your friends.
Prayer
Father, am your son and you are the Lord of host, gather all my enemies together and finish them all
And then Joshua made a statement, He said I have waited 45yeats, I can't wait any longer. For someone here tonight, as the Lord lives, no more waiting. Amen. Psalm 102:13
Prophesy: The Lord ask me to tell someone, one day not to long from now, you will tell your friends, I don't know the meaning of failure anymore.
Prophesy: The Lord said, you are contemplating doing something big for God through his son, he said go on until there is no more water in the ocean that is when your blessing will stop.
Prophesy: The Lord said the greatest financial breakthrough you have never experienced is coming your way but return 50% to God.
Prayer
Father, I want my breakthrough now
In conclusion, Caleb said, give me this mountain, if God just be with me, I will turn this obstacle to a miracle, all the giants, I will finish them all. How can you take up mountain? It is a matter of connection with God. If God be for me, who can be against me. Everyone who conquered death in the bible are those who had connections with God
Prayer
Father, don't let me be disassociated from you
Prayer points
1. Praise Him for life and for giving you access to be in a meeting like this
2. Father, let every sea part before me tonight
3. Father, let every hindering wall fall
4. Father subdue every lion under my feet
5. Father, let every Goliath in my family die and never rise again
6. Father, from now on, let me reign with you in perfect peace
7. Father, let my connection to you be established forever
Add your own personal request.

He shall be found in Jesus Name.