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quoting him further "there is no doubt that God has a hand in Jonathan being elected but dont forget the story of saul........."

@kobo
word!

@odunnu we need "TRUE prophets".no nation can survive without one.

how, seems you are a fan of GEJ.

It all started last week sunday when he said this weeks message will be titled HOW TO CHANGE GOVERNMENT AND MAKE THE SOCIETY BETTER, the congregation, including the press, came with expection to hear how Pastor Tunde Bakare is going to cause commotion by leading the people against the government.

He started the sermon by announcing that he was going to plead guilty to any charges that may arise as a result of what he was going to say.

The sermon was divided into 4 heading which were
-who truly rules,
-purpose of the government,
-how to change government
-and the way forward.

Before he started,he gave two of his prophesies that came to past,
i.e Abacha's death and that of sultan of sokoto, then came the bombshell: "THERE WILL BE AN ELECTION BEFORE 2015"
which will lead to a change of government from that of Jonathan.

He then added "dont ask me how its going to happen,it is God".

Well,time will definitely tell.

B Elow Are Four (4) Questions And A Bonus
Question. You Have To Answer Them
Instantly. You Can't Take Your Time,
Answer All Of Them Immediately . OK?
Let's Find Out Just How Clever You Really
Are....
Ready? GO!!!
First Question:
You Are Partinipating In A Race. You
Overtake The Second Person. What
Position Are You In ?
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Answer: If You Answered That You Are
First, Then You Are Absolutely Wrong! If
You Overtake The Second Person, You
Take His Place, So You Are Second!
Try Not To Screw Up Next Time.
Now Answer The Second Question, But
Don't Take As Much Time As You Took For
The First One, OK ?
Second Question:
If You Overtake The Last Person, Then You
Are...?
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Answer: If You Answered That You Are
Second To Last, Then You Are Wrong
Again. Tell Me, How Can You Overtake The
LAST Person ?
You're Not Very Good At This, Are You ?
Third Question:
Very Tricky Arithmetic ! Note: This Must Be
Done In Your Head Only .
Do NOT Use Paper And Pencil Or A
Calculator. Try It.
Take 1000 And Add 40 To It. Now Add
Another 1000. Now Add 30 .
Add Another 1000. Now Add 20. Now Add
Another 1000.
Now Add 10. What Is The Total ?
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Did You Get 5000 ?
The Correct Answer Is Actually 4100.
If You Don't Believe It, Check It With A
Calculator !
Today Is Definitely Not Your Day, Is It ?
Maybe You'll Get The Last Question
Right.... ...Maybe.....
Fourth Question:
Mary's Father Has Five Daughters: 1.
Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What Is
The Name Of The Fifth Daughter ?
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Did You Answer Nunu?
NO ! Of Course It Isn't. Her Name Is Mary.
Read The Question Again !
Okay, Now The Bonus Round:
A Mute Person Goes Into A Shop And
Wants To Buy A Toothbrush. By Imitating
The Action Of Brushing His Teeth He
Successfully Expresses Himself To The
Shopkeeper And The Purchase Is Done.
Next, A Blind Man Comes Into The Shop
Who Wants To Buy A Pair Of Sunglasses;
How Does HE Indicate What He Wants ?
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He Just Has To Open His Mouth And Ask...
It's Really Very Simple.... Like You !
PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART
PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE !

stupidity,ignorance or respect.

Any of these players deserve it but you can add yours:
1, Aguero
2, Drogba
3, Hart
4, Buffon
5, Cassilas
6, Xavi
7, Iniesta
8, Rooney
9, Van persie
10, Gomez
11, Neuer
12, Lahm

and for the sake of patriotism







13, Mikel
14, Utaka
15, I.K Uche.

"..THUG till I die!"



sorry, i dont talk to thugs!

I respect messi but when it was Mikels birthday in April,somebody opened a thread for him but nobody heard of it. Now its messis birthday and it made the front page of our own NAIRALAND. We are our biggest enemy not even jona.

yet another 1st.

i thought they said this was going to end in june

how can a national team be playing and we wont be able to see the match.i tire for this black continent ooooo.later some people will be talking about patriotism.

when you hit the wood work about 8 times in a two legged match and getting just 2 goals without getting victory,you should know the gods are definately against you.

honeywell noodles advert- i feel dat guy didn't know he is too old to be dancing on d street wit kids.IMO

All the time its complain complain complain! What did you do, what are you doing and what will you do to change the situation. As for me and my household,we will never go with the crowd and do the wrong thing but regardless of how hard it could be, we will never give or take bribe, urinate where we are not supposed to, throw dirts anywhere we like,take what does not belong to us,be partial in our dealings with people,lie and deceive for personal gain,involve in examination malprctices and we will try our best to look out for our fellow citizens regardless of their race,tribe and religion. What about you

1,a referee will sound his whistle for a freekick,within seconds he changes his mind and say its a panalty.
2,bad pitch
3,away win hardly ever occur that is if it does at all.
4,very ugly jerseys
5,lack security

up man u.

hate him from now till eternity,he remains my HERO.

So many hatred from left,right and center but i cannot think of any other Nigerian who might be awarded if he ends up winning the champions league with chelsea.So the question is can he ever be awarded as the player of the year if it happens.
This was written about him by John Joshua Akanji:
Mikel has become a thorn in the flesh of
successive coaches. And with his high
display of indiscipline, he has become
increasingly unmanageable, unrepentant,
recalcitrant, disobedient, disloyal,
disrespectful, egoistic and maybe sometimes
egocentric. He has had spat with every
national team coach who continue to keep
faith with him, despite his attitude.
Surprisingly, he has not had much problems
at his club, except now that the god of
soccer has decided to deal with him.
From ex-players, coaches and fans, Mikel is
under a lot of pepper soup which he will
require a lot of holy water to quell.
With his dismal performance since he
decided to dishonour his fatherland, the
man is fighting the battle of his life. I do not
wish him any evil in the form of injury or
sack any way, but the man must appease
angry Nigerians who feel betrayed by his
poor attitude to the national team.

see crossfire.la a ro ojo monday.na wa o.

irreplaceable

guys please which formation be 4 1 4 1 again.presently in a viewing centre and am confused.

i support city for this one.i prefer them to united.
Happy birthday to luis and mikel.
Chelsea all the way.

i wish u guys long life and prosperity and as for mikel haters,well no comments

ehen!so is there anybody betting against chelsea! Well mikel haters hope u re ready to blame him for any mistake that will be made by any black man on the pitch.chelsea all the way.

iniesta:oko chelsea i.e. Chelsea"s husband
c.ronaldo: ororo
drogba: aderogba
v persie: van peper
sturidge: oloriburuku
anelka: alhaji
peter cech:alakoto i.e. Helmet man
walcot: okada
apart from names calling,u will hear some eediots calling every black guy that make a mistake on the pitch mikel.always very annoying but aside that,its fun all d way

mine in pics