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no wonder every where is silent, they don they knack them akpako.but i still believe sha.goodluck falconets.

this is what happens when you are given the taste of your own medicine.Athletico playing the way chelsea played barca and my team became confused.

O ma se o!

I see chelsea winning the ucl back to back.Who said its impossible!!!

nice one by the falconets



English teacher needed in a private secondary school at ikotun, Lagos. Call 08171881013.

seyi baba(barber)
Mola alalubosa

This is how the Phonebook of a
Typical Yoruba Woman Look like.
Add yours to the List and let the
Fun goes Round....
Iya Deji alaso
Isiaka eleran
Iya Monsurat elepo
Segun Onigi
Iya Lekan eleja
Saidi onisu
Iya ijesha oniru
Dele oni mooto
Funke alata
Sola omo baba basira
Ronke kpomo
Kunle okada
Oriyomi alubosa
Bose Tailor
Gbenro elero
Rotimi olororo
Iya Luku Oloka
Bimpe alakara ebo
(bimpe cake)
Funke tisha(teacher)
Taju kafinta(carpent er) —
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Add yours and lets have fun.

my first day in school, i tried to cook vegetable with melon or lemon as in efo elegusi.got the recipe over the phone and guess wot,i can describe wot i cooked but ate it for like a week before the thing finish.

*** Buyers Beware: Man Arrested For Selling
‘Fufu’ Phones ***
Officials of the Lagos State Taskforce on
Environmental and Special Offences
(Enforcement) Unit have arrested a man for
selling phones stuffed with ‘fufu’ to
unsuspecting buyers at the Computer Village,
Ikeja, Lagos, Southwest Nigeria.
After his arrest, it was discovered that instead
of the original battery in the phone, the
phone is stuffed with fufu to make it heavy
and look like the normal phone. It is then sold
to unsuspecting members of the public.
The suspect, 24 years old Samson Adebiyi
from Ogun State, was arrested on Wednesday
at the Computer Village after the man, Semiu
Ambali, who first fell victim to his antics, set
him up.
According to Adebiyi, those selling fufu
phones to unsuspecting buyers are many at
the Computer Village.
The syndicates usually have several phones on
them and do not have shops at the Computer
Village. They approach a customer and display
their phones and once that customer is
interested, they bring out the particular
phone the person wants to buy, remove the
battery, test it so that the customer can be
sure it is okay.
In the process of the customer being
distracted, the seller quickly replaces it with
another phone (but of the same brand). The
only difference is that the battery of the fake
phone is replaced with fufu.
Once the unsuspecting buyer accepts the
phone and pays, the sellers relocate to
another part of the Computer Village where
no one could see them and play the same
tricks on others.
On this occasion, Ambali was shown the
phone he wanted to buy by Adebiyi, who
agreed to sell the phone at N8,000.
According to him, the phone was tested and
certified okay and that at the moment he was
distracted, the phone was replaced with a
fufu phone and that he only realised this
when he got home.
The following day, he spent almost the whole
day looking for the suspected swindler and as
luck would have it, he caught up with him
and alerted the police.
Instead of grabbing him, he decided to play
the same game all over again with him. He
agreed to pay N4,000 for another phone that
had been tested and certified okay by Adebiyi.
He pretended to be distracted, only for the
fake phone syndicate to exchange it with
another fufu phone.
It was then the taskforce officials who were
lurking around, grabbed Adebiyi and took
him to their office and detained him.
The suspect confessed to the act, saying that
he did it to make ends meet. He said several
of his colleagues were still at the Computer
Village engaging in the same act.
Adebiyi said he used to be a cobbler and that
since the business was not lucrative, he
decided to engage in selling fake phones with
fufu battery.
Taskforce Chairman, Bayo Sulaiman said the
taskforce had received several complaints
about the activities of syndicates selling fufu
phones, saying this was why it raided the
Computer Village recently to stop street
trading.
He said the suspect would be charged to
court and punished if found guilty.

yes! I do it wella.
Example !you ve gat a fast car,hmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmhmmmmmmm hmmm,
a hiaaaaaaa.,you ve gat a fast car hmmmmm hmmmm hmmm.....hope Tracy chapman forgives me.

Now am confused!
Hypo!!! I know its a capital NO!
But Izal or dettol never heard that it can be used as mouth wash,plz can someone confirm before someone drinks poison.

Following the collapsed bridge in plateau, the federal government, through its spokes man, critised those responsible. I his words he said "the perpetrators of this dastardly act will be brought to book and we are on top of the situation.So,we implore our fellow compatriots to calm down because flooding happens everywhere"

some people can talk or type sha

some people can talk or type sha
since! Na wa o

I have questions for both Christians and Muslims since both religions believe in God.

1, Is there anywhere in the Bible or Quran that you were told to answer anybody that abuses your religion?

2, Why must we always be trying to fight for God as if he said he cant fight his battles?

3, Are the religions supposed to be to be for show off or a personal relationship with God which results to loving all that he created?

4, If i kill, abuse, insult, swear or fight just because somebody has no regard for my religion how exactly will God feel? Will he praise you or punish you ?

5, Why are you even a muslim or christian?

Remi Tinubu boarded a flight and met Pastors Adeboye, Ashimolowo and Bakare with their wives on board so she was happy and said "waoh! 3 men of God in the same plane with me,haaa ki n wa ma a sun falala
(that means am going to sleep on this flight like a baby).

Past. Adeboye- hmmmm(smiled)

Past. Ashimolowo- hmmmmmmm(also smiled)

Past. Tunde Bakare- haa, i pity you. If this plane crashes, i will escape but as for you,i don't know oooooooh!

Remi- haha, why is your own always different?

Past. Tunde Bakare- That's because am different...
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So what would you do?

anything done in darkness will soon come out in lightness

@id, like ur eyebrow

I just received a text which says "All Christians are praying by 12am tonight for 15mins to call confusion to the bokoharam sect in one voice to God.Join us send this to 10 people plz"
Did you also receive it?
Since we do not seem to be getting it right in terms of secuirity i guess prayer is the next thing.

flexible

who is this barristers with just one topic and 30 posts

you need to be there live before you can draw conclusions.i was there live so i know what am talking about.

What a ridiculous thread

I WAS THERE LIVE

asserted that Mrs.
Jonathan’s background as a stark
pauper caused her to seek “aggressive
compensation.” He added that, because
Nigeria’s First Lady was unsure of the
reality of the provisions she currently
enjoys, she wants to secure her sudden
opulence at all cost, even at the
detriment of public interest.- BIG LIE HE NEVER SAID THAT.

“Now I know why Jonathan’s wife has
become Permanent Secretary; they are
preparing her for the position of the
Prime Minister of Niger Delta Republic,”
quipped Mr. Bakare. - YES, HE SAID THIS.

He condemned the
desperation with which Mrs. Jonathan
seeks to be the head of all Africa’s First
Ladies, a permanent secretary in
Bayelsa State, as well as her possible
greed for political power in a
prospective Niger Delta Republic.- ANOTHER BIG LIE.

Mr. Bakare stated, “In the time of
Awolowo, Nnamdi Azikiwe and
Ahmadu Bello, they annexed
their resources to the development of
their regions and there were serious
competitions in each region, which in
turn contributed to the federal purse.
Now, it is the turn of Otuoke people,
and they are declaring autonomy.”- YES

Mr. Bakare prayed that any agenda set
to balkanize the nation would fail. “We
are not saying that people should not
control the resources in their own
regions, but they had benefited from
the largesse of our unity in the past.
Now, they cannot divorce when they
have their own child.” He added, “It is
not true that Nigeria was formed by
Lord Lugard, no. The Bible says in Acts
14 that God predetermines the
boundaries of all nations. He only used
the hands of those in the Western
world (to form Nigeria).”- YES

The pastor’s sermon suggested that
President Goodluck Jonathan’s gluttony
for power and the First Lady’s actions
portrayed a couple bent on executive
misadventures.- BIG LIE

“Within ten years from when he was
working among the marine animals,
[Mr. Jonathan] was appointed to
become deputy governor, and then
became acting governor. Without even
thinking about it, he was appointed as
vice presidential candidate and, by
doctrine of necessity, he became acting
president. Before he could study how
to act, God factor made him President.
Now, he has not even performed in
2011/2012, he is planning for 2015. His
middle name is Jeroboam!” said Mr.
Bakare.- YES

In a series of declamations, Mr. Bakare
asserted, “When the shoeless takes
over, he does clueless things. When
such men of low estate find themselves
in power, terrible things begin to
happen.” He added, “It is the timidity of
the inferior that prods them to cover
up. Deep rivers flow in majestic silence.”
In today’s sermon, Mr. Bakare narrated
a reported encounter between Mr.
Jonathan and Cardinal Anthony
Olubunmi Okogie during a visit by the
former prior to the 2011 elections.
Bakare related that Mr. Jonathan had
requested that the Catholic prelate pray
for him to win the 2011 election. In
response, the latter reportedly
prophesied, “You will win, but you will
not rule.”
Pastor Bakare stated that the prophecy
had been realized since Mrs. Jonathan
and members of a cabal had
overshadowed the president.- YES

"This goes to parents with beautiful babies without any deformity. Having a perfect child is often taken for granted as normal and expected. But anything could have happened to the contrary were it not for Gods kindness. Those with deformed babies also had high expectations and some of them were never responsible for the monstrous shape of their babies.
Just take another look at your beautiful children and count your blessings. Yes, it is blessing indeed to have a beautiful child; not everybody does. And when you see children with deformity, show some compassion on the family. It could have been your lot but for providence".Fulfilment

no wonder they always claim that there is nothing in the treasury when the only thing they can think of is give give and give as if the money is theirs,nothing like empowerment.
Teach them how to fish instead of giving them fish!

Being there live can never be the same as reading about it.

@sharp guy . I don't know where the OP got his information from but its quite clear the OP is up to some mischief......and Nigerians typically joined the band wagon without asking questions.[/quote]just to let you know,i was there LIVE but you read it on the internet.A big difference.

A change in government can occur not only as a result of death.

a change of government can occur not only as a result of death.i think he mentioned those ones because it happened not neccessarily that same is going to happen to GEJ