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Am going tru the same thing though with mum but i often ignore them,concentrated on my strenght which they always need and then i have the opportunity to dictate my terms and give them a piece of my mind.Believe me, i dey always enjoy those times.

pemi pada.
Still have it and using it once in a while

Well, that's if you believe Radar Online.

Below is how they are reporting it.

A new report claims that a different
frontrunner for the Kimye baby has
emerged — Khrist. As in, “Christ with a K,”
according to Naughty But Nice Rob.“Kanye
likes the name Khrist,” an insider says. The
source is also smart to point out that Kanye
has a new single coming out titled, “I Am a
God,” so blasphemy isn’t really an obstacle
for him: “I know it is shocking, but let’s
remember that this is a guy that is naming
his new CD, ‘I Am A God.’ So it makes perfect
sense that the child of a god would be
named Christ with a K.”
Well, let's just hope this is another rumor or
he just might be biting way more than he
can chew

Dude, if you are reading this i dreamt you scored today. Common guy, lets make the dream a reality.Always right behind you.

Judolisco: if u ar going 2 dat mans church then u ar an id*ot proud of u 9ja no dey carry last

Ode, she and her husband are also members of latter rain assembly. Are they idiots too?

I was really proud and motivated when pastor Tunde Bakare broke the news today in church.
Kudos to you ma.

waoh! What can i say

Tigerhead: Am I the only one to catch this? This logo has not been announced yet to the general public, but it is on Nairaland curtsey of WHO? As I understand it the LAPTOPS are agents of PDP so who is this? All along it has been the (you guessed right - the yo-robbers) that have had agents crawling all over this website.


Man, it is not a co-incidence that it says in the bible of them that ACN the devil comes but to steal and destroy.

You are very very STUPID for this tribalistic comment of yours. Who is your FATHER on this land?

my hero (plz not the one with a dark shade).

kai! Sharp guy.only those that know how the game is played can deal with those NFF crooks.

Awon ole agbalagba.

HOW TO KNOW PLACES IN NIGERIA.
1. Two guys are fighting, a guy comes, sees
them and walks away. That's Lagos.
2. Two guys are fighting, a crowd gathers to
watch, a guy comes, opens a bottle of beer
and starts drinking. That's Jos.
3. Two guys are fighting, a Man comes and
says; God doesn't like this. They make peace.
That's Enugu.
4. Two guys are fighting, a guy comes,
another guy comes and they starts arguing
about who is right. You are in Sapele.
5. Two guys are fighting, somebody comes
out from a nearby house and says; Don't fight
in front of my house, go to somewhere else
and keep fighting. That's Benin.
6. Two guys are fighting, a crowd gathers
and starts jubilating. That's Ozoro.
7. Two guys are fighting, one runs away only
to come back with Boko Haram and starts
killing innocent people who knows nothing
about the fight. That's Maiduguri.
8. Two guys are fighting, a guy comes with a
carton of beer, they all sits down and starts
drinking the beer, insulting each other. And
finally, they all go home as friends. That's
Warri.
9. Two guys are fighting, a guy comes and
says; You people should continue fighting o, i
must watch this fight finish. That's Ughelli.
10. Two guys are fighting, one of them starts
calling the other one thief, cultist, armed
robber. A mob gathers, sets the accused
ablaze and burns the accused to death. That's
Aluu.
11. Two guys are fighting, the two of them
takes a time out to call their friends with their
phones. Now fifty guys are fighting. That's
Ibadan.
12. Two guys are fighting, a guy comes and
tries to make peace between them. The two
guys comes together and beats him up. That's
Bauchi.

“Delegation led by Senator David Mark,
incls Gov. Peter Obi, Gov. ISA JAGUDA, Prof.
V. Onwuliri, Navy Capt. Olubolade & Amb.
BASHIR JAGUDA.

i wonder what is wrong with this OBO

j4jj: My man of the match is Moses!!!. They all played well! Although, @ OP! I guess you overscored Mikel!because there were certain times he Mikel held the ball for too long thereby givin away d ball posession!

I still prefer Mba to do most of the play makin in d midfield than Obi

S.Eagles of Nija flew superb than d Eagles of Mali

eh hen!they are here. My guy please go and sleep.

i wonder why those that blame mikel for every mistake made on the pitch are silent.
They blame him because he is not a flamboyant player yet his quality cannot be denied.
Ride on boy,just enjoy your game.

licensed2k: Says the man who can't score to save his life

No! Says the man whose contribution led to the two goals we had in the previous games

the new manager after Benitez

[quote author=Nuzo']Father, don't get too sensitive cos I asked your annointed a few questions.

Simply 'educate' me by answering the questions I posed in relation with his condemnation on G.Os like him who have expensive schools?

Remember..please remember that I've not condemned him for owning multibillion naira estates. I'm just against double standards.[/quote]ogbeni, i am not here to convince you to change you preconceived opinion about PTB,if you really want to know him come to latter rain assembly and find out or get his tapes.its pretty easy.

RedRiver: Bakare is lucky Nigerians are ........ He is so dumb he had to let us know he paid 72M as 5% meaning he paid 1.4B. His church is not worth that amount. He should be arrest and made to explain how he made money. He shoul have kept quiet

another foolish poster.
He lives completely off church and specialises in estate management. What do you think gave him the boldness to confront other G.Os

infact,you deserve this

[quote author=Nuzo']If 72million is 5percent of the money, it means the value of the land is 1.44 billion.

Now, I've head this confused man condemn his colleagues for owning private jets and building schools their church members cannot afford.

Now, the question is;

1. Would Bakare's poor church members be able to afford these estates?
2. Where and how did he get 1.5billion Naira from?

On the other hand, should this have been a case between Bakare and the FG...GEJ wouldve been labeled a hitler.[/quote]son, you really need to be educated.
Pastor Tunde Bakare lives off church. He specialises on estate management.Get your facts right before you open your mouth.

rafhell: 72 million naira as 5% charge for land!!!
He must have paid billion for the land. Next, he will be the one critisizing some rich pastors in nigeria.

u dnt sit down and just talk nonsense when you have no clue about a person.u really deserve this

Stallion84: what if they are happy the class is over?

Imagine this


A teacher enters a class and a class that was rowdy suddenly becomes quiet.The teacher starts teaching with the students paying absolute attention. After explaining, the students struggled among themselves to ask questions.The bell for a change of period goes but the students are begging him to continue.


Will you say the students were bored?

safarigirl: F9.

If you insert the words 'and', 'but' 'unless' and 'if', that makes two sentences. I believe the topic is 'In One Sentence'

You deserve this but thanks for the English lesson.

NEXT!!!

jay bee: Can you explain further how these smiles translate to results

If you are teaching or you have ever taught, you will know that the facial expression of students shows if they understood what they were taught or not. Learning and doing new things brings pleasure, hence the smiles on their faces.

Get the picture?
Drop yours and show us you can do better.

Yeah! I will go first

"I teach maths like its the easiest subject ever, the smile on my students faces after each classes proves it and the excitement that goes with it is my motivation."



Add yours and lets see what you ve got.

Series22: it should be
who is fooling whom?

eh hen,oga teacher,i no know ooo!

Ok whom is fooling whom

happy now

who is fooling who?

Guess what, i just checked under my bed just to be sure i have no company. Or else, Na screaming and usain bolt mode i go enter straight.



Come to think of it, can we call 767 on top snake matter for here! Even if na armed robbers they operate na after one hour dem go show.God help Nigeria.

I was on my way to church this morning and a guy came with a tract. Normally, when i collect tract i just look for a good place to drop it but this one caught my attention probably because i love football.

Topic: Footballers in Hell Fire.

Quotes: "satan says "i am determined in my efforts to bring many chrsitians to my kingdom. I am the brain behind the computer, internet and television..."
"I saw Marc Vivien Foe, the Cameroonian footballer who died during a football match...because he was supposed to sacrifice his mother..."
"the first team i saw was CHELSEA being led by IVANOVIC ... And their supporters following them in the tunnel to hell."

"i saw Ronaldinho and certain young boys... Learning to play like him...The next footballer i saw was Kaka with a bible in his right hand and a football on his left hand..."

"Then i saw Zidane...Abutreka' pele,black stars of Ghana and supporters...all on the highway to hell"

I expected to see Nigerian footballers but found non but the message came from Mountain Of God somewhere in Ijebu Ode, Ogun state.

"More entries will be
selected in early October 2012, so please
keep your confirmation information until at
least that time"



Plz house,how true is the above statement

i want to make a request to my mummy and my daddy,maami and baba mi,and by brother ,bother me and my sister,anti me and my junior brother and my friends shakiru,musa,iskilu,ahmed,tolu,and iya nuru.wishing them merry xmas and happy new year in advance.