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Guys de on an ego Trip, dem no wan tell their stories.
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gbenga007: Interesting reads, I would admit.
'I am not afraid of commitment, i am only afraid of commiting to the wrong person' is one of my fav cliche. however, i decided to test the waters. It was no happy ending at all...
Sometimes this year, precisely Jan.29th was when I had my first 'mature' heartbreak. I and this particular heart breaker of mine met towards the last quarter of last year. I trusted her with almost anything. I was there for her when i thought she needed me most. On her last visit to me in Lagos, prior to the eventual withdrawal, i made sure i still try and satisfy her yearnings, but not all. She had liked my ipod4g, liked my bible, liked this liked that. I even bought those I couldnt have had, like her shoes and ish before leaving for Benin, besides sending her money every month. Just a month after her visit, i heard the unexpected BS, imma gonna be returning to my Ex and ish. And i asked myself, If i had done much more than that, that is how she would still have gone just like that. Women dont have second thought, i would assume.

hahahaha, ‎​Ω̴̩̩̩̥α benin girl do you this strong thing? @idowuogbo, I tell you say we no de carry last, I know this dude don do this babe bad thing in the past! He come here come de ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) say she break your heart. You sure say she no catch you on top babe? Just kidding

Oya sorry, you hearr...

Idowuogbo: Areaaaaaaaaa!!!!

My player wiv ah mission, u wake well ?

Morning o!

Afternoon sweets, I just de come from church, so we de wait till evening for the next set of superstory, eyin boiz, e man da wa duro! U̶̲̥̅̊ guys should tell us your stories wether you are the breaker or the breakee!

You guys are nt being fair, share you Stories nah, why only the females dey talk?

Idowuogbo: So for your mind u sharp abi? Now listen to me dear ex-player,seriously if I begin hail u jus no am bin sarcastic.Lets get real cus dis life small oo,Benin gal or warri gal I no send dat saying.U were young and using one code to solve oda codes abi! I pray d friend wey carry u put for house no re-define love give u oo. I mean babe u did ur den fiance bad!!!!!!! U went wiv anoda guy cus of money and u here ranting say u sharp, listen dey call me Badosky but I get ways wey I dey take operate.Tbh ur story got me seriously SMH!!! Ask Bado y na? Cus karma is d biggest bitachhhh ever! I hope ur own no go end dat way sha Iseee!!!!!

Happy new year ooooo

Badosky have talketh!

I appreciate your comment, but you know as young girls be that time, our eyes no dey ever dey ground! They were many more episodes I didn't mention, how different girls called ‎​mee from port harcourt, insulting mee for stealing their man, his fiancee called mee endlessly cursing ‎​mee, I will say I was carried away by his lies. Face it, if he had come clean, I had the option of not accepting him, or just date him for the fun of it, but decieving ‎mee with marriage was just plain wicked! I came clean with my friend, and he was truthful to mee, there were no strings attached, and when we became an item, it was in total fidelity!

Thank guy showed ‎strong thing, if I hadn't paid him back, I would still be licking my wounds by now ☹

Idowuogbo: Haaaaaa!!!!!

U b viper ooo

Cocoalario u see as dis babe finish story? She get anoda guy she dey je mapelle and she still carry oil worker dey grease her galilee, oh gal dat tin down dia go don turn Tokunbo ooo.

Jesos na 2 anaconda D babe dey makosaa, infact may Nepa take light for ur side for waistin my time.

Next person joooor!!!!

‎​​L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇ L, no vex, ‎​Ω̴̩̩̩̥α as men do ‎mee before, ‎​Ω̴̩̩̩̥α so my head strong, I promise I am a changed woman, also I no gree moonshine the kuwait guy, I was keeping him for marriage, that's why I felt bad with what I was doin.
Also, I didn't trust him enough, especially because of all the different girls drama, make he no give ‎infections!
Looking back now, he deserved everything he got! It was unfair to lead ‎mee on knowing fully well he had plans to marry someone else. Hell he even gave ‎​‎me an engagement ring! His entire family played along! Imagine after my wedding his siblings were calling ‎​‎​mee to say I cheated their brother, only for ‎​mEe to find out that they had gone to pay bride price for the other girl in his absence, my heart broke oooo, no be small. But thank God for wisdom!

@idowuogbo...at that time in my life, I dated him cos I was available, and of course cos he was loaded! I didn't think it would be a big deal. But the oil worker offer was too tempting!

So I strategized! He was sending mee 400$ every month, so if I walk away I fit lose that stipend. ‎as a sharp babe, I decided not to tell him what I knew. Then, I had to reactivate my affair with my 'friend', at least to clear my head. So I called my friend to pick ‎​mee at the airport, sent my fiance text that I hd an emergency in naija.

I cried throughout the flight, and my puffy face gave ‎​mee away when my friend picked ‎​‎​mee up. Shame no let ‎​‎​mee talk wetin de do mee, especially cause I asked for the break.

After a few weeks, I called up my friend and told him the truth, the guy just said, shit happens babes, let's go and drink away your misery, so we go to club, get drunk and end up 'moonshining'. This time I ask for a relationship, he said let's sEee how it goes. I don't tell my kuwait guy what I knew, I played along with him, still got my allowances *winks* and gifts etc.


Well after a few months, I move in with my friend, become official, and later got married.

And my kuwait bf only got to find out about the wedding on facebook! I can assure you he nearly died!

There was no name he didn't call ‎​mee, cheat, witch, bitch, he rained curses on mee, all I did was laugh cos, SHE who laughs last, laughs best.

Okay, not all glitters is gold, I dated him for the money and the fairy tale life, and paid with a big heArtbreak, but as a sharp benin babe, I no dey carry last

I just got up like a robot, packed my belongings, didn't even bother to drop the flat keys and took a cab to the airport. The next flight to Nigeria was in 6 hours time, I just sat at the airport crying my eyes out! Slept, threw up cried again, was so confused and didn't know what to do.

But that 6 hours at the airport and the flight to Nigeria gave ‎​mee the opportunity to restrategize...

Sincerely Nairalanders, I wasn't so innocent myself. There was this guy I was 'moonshining' on the side. Actually, I had been doing this guy for like 5yrs..but never really dated him. His family knew mee, my family knew him as my 'friend' but they knew with benefits... But no one spoke up. My 'friend' had his girlfriends, and knew bout my latest 'kuwait' bf I usually travelled to visit..I even bought him stuff frm my trips and spent weekends with him. He was a very good friend but no emotional attachment.

The worst part is that in a moment of self righteousness I 'broke up' with my 'friend', cos we were too close, 'moonshining' too often, I had a fiance, he had a gf, so there was no need to continue, so I ended it,and cut off all communication.

Only for my bastard fiance to be playing ‎​‎mee for a fool, planning a wedding all this while! So I strategized..

All this time, I have met his family, and everybody in my family knew about him. Soon enough, he arranges for mee to come over to Kuwait to visit him.

The guy spoilt mee with money, shopping spree in dubai, tour of oman, qatar and london. I accompanied him on trips for training in Italy and sweden. It was like a fairy tale. When I am in Nigeria, I will go and visit his family, cook clean wash scrub babysit name it, forgeting all the drama that happened believing his lies!


Then one day, I went to visit him in Kuwait, and went through his laptop out of boredom. Only to go through his emails and saw correspondences between him and the 'fiancee'. Apparently, there was an introduction done and he kept on shifting the wedding date. He had been sending her money to arrange the wedding and rent their home in Oshogbo! I nearly died! I saw my fairytale life crumbling in front of ‎​mEe!

Ehen,
Am back!

I asked him who's introduction is this? He said it is his cousin's. On the day of burial? He said eh..just to save cost. I believed him and kept quiet.
One day I receive a text frm a girl saying leave her bf alone. I called and she picked saying he was in abeokuta with her, but He said he was going to port harcourt? She then gives him the fone to speak to his caller, on hearing my voice he got confused and hung up. A few hrs later he calls back with stories. I still believed and forgave him.

Three months later, I called him at 6am, a babe picked. This time he was in portharcourt. On accusing him, anoda story, I believed.

Less than a month later, he was transferred to kuwait and arranged we meet in Ibadan, I had just started working in Lagos. Then I get a call from a girl, who claimed she was his fiancee and they did introduction may 31st...I accused him, and he denied being engaged. A few weeks later he leaves nigeria..

i have had a lot of heartbreaks, many i cannot even remember, i caught my firstboyfriend in bed with his flatmate, i offered to forgive him, but he still broke up with me.

My last hearbreak nearly finished mee. The guy grinded my heart over and over again with so many lies!

It all began one fateful day in march, 200*. I had just lost my mum and was recovering from a strange illness. I was serving in one of the western states, and lived in a three bedroom flat in town, wit a number of university lecturers. So this day I was going to my place of primary assignment,and some guy was washing his vehicle in my compound I noticed he was a stranger, but I really didn't have time for strangers. The guy quickly entered his carr and pursued mee to give ‎​mee a lift. I accepted and he dropped mee at work. He sed he was an oil worker in portharcourt and came to visit a friend who was a lecturer in my compound.

As I heard oil worker, I gave the guy audience and we became friends, within his two weeks break, we began dating, then he left for ibadan for his grandfather's burial in ibadan before going to port harcourt.

The next time he came on break he took ‎​mee to his family home in ibadan and I got to know his people. I was waiting for him in his carr one evening and began fiddling with papers I saw lying around. Then I saw like a program saying 'thank you for coming to our introduction ***family and ***family, may 31st, the day he said was his grandfathers burial...

To be continued, I have food on fire

Women, it is time to shine your eyes, if you are unfortunate enuf to marry a man that beats you, turn the tables around. Here are some options:
Tie him to the bed and flog the living daylight out of him, or use razor blade to design his body
If police refuse to help agbero will help, organize boys to deal with him

Wife beaters are cowards, and they only get power when you fear them. If you have to fight him, fight him and give him black eye too.

If you decide to leave him, that is the best option but not without public humiliation. Go to his office or church and give him the embarassment of his life, also slam him with a lawsuit and make sure he suffers for every pain he put you through! Enough is enough! Haba!

Well, personally, my husband isn't my best friend, cos my best friend is my husband. Looking back now, we were so close that we used to say stuff like best friends forever, dream about business partnerships and how we will have each others families and kids over for dinner, fastforward 7years later, we are married. I have never really had another best friend, so I guess he retains that position cos we still gossip, go shopping together, we have our secret language we developed years back. We hardly fight, we communicate with facial expressions, he can still tease that I am fat without ‎​‎offending ‎​mee, and we still act like we are friends! People marvel that we are married!
The bad part of getting married to your best friend is that he knows those dark things from the past that he is fully aware of, which usually you will not share with your husband. I can't even form about some thing when you lost your virginity cos he even knows the guy who took it nevertheless, we are best friends forever

Well, personally, my husband isn't my best friend, cos my best friend is my husband. Looking back now, we were so close that we used to say stuff like best friends forever, dream about business partnerships and how we will have each others families and kids over for dinner, fastforward 7years later, we are married. I have never really had another best friend, so I guess he retains that position cos we still gossip, go shopping together, we have our secret language we developed years back. We hardly fight, we communicate with facial expressions, he can still tease that I am fat without ‎​‎offending ‎​mee, and we still act like we are friends! People marvel that we are married!
The bad part of getting married to your best friend is that he knows those dark things from the past that he is fully aware of, which usually you will not share with your husband. I can't even form about some thing when you lost your virginity cos he even knows the guy who took it nevertheless, we are best friends forever

pro01:
I don't understand how young people can die in their sleep. What is the cause of death? I'd appreciate expert opinions on possible causes of death during sleep. I'm sure many typical Nigerians would suggest 'spiritual strangulation', but I ain't buying that.

Anyways, RIP sir. Death is banal these days, it will come when it will, and how it will.

my mother died in her sleep at 48yrs while i slept next to her, so i did a little research, it is possible that a myocardial infarction aka heart attack can happen during sleep. it may be so serious the victim just may never wake up to seek medical help. Also, a blood clot may escape frm a blocked atery in the heart and travel up and get stuck in the carotid atery (in the neck region). this prevents blood from reaching the brain, and if this continues for over 4 mins, death is imminent. i assume he had an underlying medical condition that was not properly managed, hence, it won!
RIP Osaze, till we meet to part no more, Good night

prinz90:
@ Adebyte, thank you for your comment. I will appreciate more comments, Justwise, others pls i need ur take on this issue. Thx

well, i dont think its a big deal jor, anything could have happened, for her to stay up to 4 months, could even be for health reasons or to help take care of the kids, as long as she doesnt overstay her visa.
Cheers

Mr, Cork:
Teeth. No oofeeinsese madam but I bet your real name is: kulikatu. so you one of those Lagos girls who wear slippers up & down?

mumu you no hear say i no even get slippers?

what is microwave? is it a new fashion?
and how do you use it to cook?i am sure it will be like magic
here in nigeria we just put our food under the hot sun and it cooks automatically! i hope the microwave will cook faster.
and does it use kerosene? because there is kerosene scarcity and it may not work.

my landlord is a rich man and he uses charcoal to cook, i think that will make your food cook faster.

please buy me slippers when you are coming back mr cork, the ground is too hot to walk on.

yours sincerely, Kunta Kinte

ASSWIPE!

The stool on the floor that they both used to climb up their chairs?

Karen's earring?

Thanks a millon for your responses. I will get back to you via your numbers so that we can work somethings out.

saxywale:
I was talking bout the latter my sister.lol
you are right, some wild west African lions are being protected in kainji and yankari. There are similar parks in Cameroun, Niger and Benin republic. The believe is that there are more west African lions in the wild that are not accounted for.

I never disputed the fact that animals, that taste human blood are put to sleep. Even in Britain and m sure other developed parts of the world, dogs that mauls or attack people are put to sleep.

about the latter, my   said it all.

@oiseworld thank you oo jere! tell mr. cool cold

saxywale:
yes, natgeo is wrong on that one, that's why we have the internet, read up on en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_African_lion
there are lions in west Africa, though they are endangered, the roam from Senegal to central African republic. they are also distinct in looks from the eastern and southern African lions. in Nigeria, there are about 39 that can still be accounted for, there is a population in cameroun has well. Read it up and gain more knowledge bro.

saxywale, educate yourself on the reason why animals that kill and eat a human has to die

I visited kainji lake park 6years ago, didn't get to see the Lions but the park guards make us understand that the males are usually found basking under trees lazying, bt if you ever come across a female don't turn your back and run, just stare right into the lioness's eyes walking backward boldly. But who the hell would come across a lion and not run?! Like seriously?

saxywale:
Seems you are talking from experience Miss Zoologist.  

which one eating humans or being deflowered and mr saxxywale educate yourself by reading oor researching

Didi Love:
What proof do you have that it was the lion that actually killed the people and animals?

A lion is a rarity in these parts, one comes along and all your feeble mind can think of is to hunt and kill it. Ever heard of WILDLIFE CONSERVATION?

Okay oooooo, Mr. Conservationist, but I can categorically tell you as a zoologist that once that animal tastes human blood it will never lose taste for it, it will continue to have the urge for human. the only option to to kill it! its like deflowering a maiden, and introducing her to the exciting world of  
This kind of wildlife doesnt need conservation anymore o!

they need to hunt down that lion and kill it, because once such animals taste human blood, they never lose the taste for it, hence it will continue to kill.
Na wa o, from Lassa fever to girl turning python  to stray Lions! It gets more interesting everyday

mutter:
finance is a big time issue in many marriages. The reason is because both or one of them is not ready to make any compromises. A couple should be able to sit down and plan and not stick to their guns.
I have this issue with my husband too but when both come together it works out. However I must admit it was a long and gradual process because neither of us could totally concede to the other.
The problem is that I have this not too good relationship with money. Almost as if something compels me to part with it. Funnily I hardly invest on myself because I am a weird kind of person that does not demand much to make myself happy. But I keep giving it out. My husband on the contrary does his accounts like this is some kind of institution. Every cent has to be justified and accounted for. So he is very tight on the cash flow.
So we have scuttled through all constellations, from him being totally in control of the finances, to me being totally in control, to 50-50. Each time we drew up a contract in writing, which contained al the terms. How much was to go on feeding, pocket money etc. The list was quite detailed.
No one was completely satisfied but it functioned.
Today we are back to the first constellation. My husband is doing the accounts, which means i also handed over my bank card to him, so he is also in control of my money. It is working out much better now because he now tries to consider my own opinion. For instance I do not care how much cheaper the diapers are, for me it has to be pampers. My absolute priority is also that all children get their pocket money. You know how there are just one or two things you are particular about.
Basically what I am trying to say, is that one has to be real patient in a marriage and consider what the other partner is trying to put across.
It is hard for me to deal with these stringent measures my husband has put in place but it is ultimately in the interest of the family. He is the kind of man that sees most expenditures as an ego trip and totally irrelevant. Thats what you get when you marry a very conservative and religious man

I commend you, you are a real Woman!!

Hello all,
I am thinking of going into diesel business. I have a partner who is willing to provide the truck. Please can someone give me an idea of how this business runs? i will be grateful for any input in this regard

my mother in law's tailor who sewed my engagement attire made 2 wrappers instead of a skirt and a wrapper. I had never worn wrappers in my life! and it was too late to adjust it, so i decided to manage it.
However, i was a wreck because the wrappers ended up falling from my waist during the ceremony . other woman had to organize a scarf to help hold up the inner wrapper! the worst thing, she didnt even put ropes to hold the wrapper, after changing the style.

morrafkng tailors!!

in my opinion, the teacher deserved every bit of the beating by that student.
There are ways to punish children without being brutal.Did you hear the boy? The teacher doubled the cane! He beat him till he fell down? is he an animal? What happened to clearing grass or sweeping the entire school yard, or detention for a couple of hours?
i accept his father went overboard.
Teachers do not have a right to beat up anyone like that!