. . . because i'm a small girl

googles:

wifey

i hope you are not about to say you are single too o

you and I together

My one and only.
C ur mouth ,  

. . . because i'm a small girl

nellaluv:

. . . because i'm a small girl

^^
M'am i dont think so,

last time i checked you were carrying your 8th child~

nellaluv:

. . . because i'm a small girl

indeed, small 4 where?

i now want to be a celibate,having found out that we are all mere mortals

Tee_Jay:

indeed, small 4 where?

My mummy told me that i'm a small girl ,


@190, because you impregnated me abi

well u've all said it all so i dont have 2 reply

madlady:

My one and only.
C your mouth ,  

Am glad you love my mouth baby

i love yours too

Folks and their stereotypical blames on someone, or their short coming! Why blame it on your ex, nairalanders, and other folks out there?! Simply put, i'm not cocky enough or willing to explore other possibilities out there. Fishes plenty for sea to catch u dey use hand wan catch one, and you expect to catch the biggest of all. Lmao! cast ya net wide and deep, then manna go fall cos you don try!

Infact, the reason why I am single I cant say, I am beginning to suspect the hand of my enemies in it. I cant seem to find a woman I can settle down with. I may see a girl I like so much and I pray to God to have her. The moment she is in my den the next thing I start finding faults in her. Its either she went to a local university or maybe she is not up to standard or her complexion or she is not homely, I sometimes ask myself whats in it for me about the girl. I am just tired of the whole thing so my resolve is to find the next good girl and impregnate ones done I am sure that will hold me down the alternative is to go for deliverance service because this singleness has defiled all logic. Imagine, eligible, rich, highly educated, handsome dude. So confused about who to settle down with. Does any Nairalander have an answer?

Why Are You Single?

Well, still cant find punnny

B'cos i'v not seen som1 dat is good enough for me. All i see is palm cake faces n eat-dry n run-away materials!

I'v neaver seen a wyf materials, n i think d wyfy materials R not yet born!!!

well i am still single not because i cant find a girl but still waiting for the right girl to come my Way.

i just want to date and marry her.

NEXT

im single becos i counted my ribs and found it complete, there is no hole in my heart, i hate cockroaches in my cupboard, i dont take sugar with my tea, im runnin my gen 24hrs so no need of her light in my life, my life is my one and only, i dont hav double. my BP is stable and most importantly I AINT BLIND!!!

@Xionez

I feel you

JUst feel like been single. Cos ko si omo gidi ni ta

Ranoscky:

B'cos i'v not seen som1 dat is good enough for me. All i see is palm cake faces n eat-dry n run-away materials!

I'v neaver seen a wyf materials, n i think d wyfy materials R not yet born!!!

then you want to become a cradle snatcher ( pls don't be like yerima oh, ) cos these is how it started,

@ poster,
BECAUSE, i am waiting for my better half.

Cos i want to live a free life
Go where i want to go without one questioning my movement
and never want anyone to break my fragile heart.

Because no one would date me,  

Dr/Mr. Cock u've got a personality disorder!

I'm too fxcking picky.

They say i ain't fly enuff so dating me is a stretch.
I ask how do i grow wings 

Apart frm being selective, I'm waiting for the right n worthy person.

cuz i'm yet to meet d woman dat's gonna blow my mind off d surface of dis earth, those av bin meeting are bunch of liars

Coz my Head is humongous.

.

B'cos i'm ugly, poor, homeless and not well educated. i wonder who will accept me this way? i feel so sad.

Am single because i have a Long Dick, lol

Hahahahahaahahaahah

am not married so am single. but am in a relationship

@ jay bee. Man, We are in the same vehicle. No girl wants me too coz i'm too honest, and not romantic. If i try 2 be romantic, the girl'll run away coz of my american accent. . . Mhheenn, naija girls prefer to date an area boy than a cool gentleman. When i wan marry, na indian or white woman i go marry. . . just to piss naija girls for rejecting me

hehehe, i like honest guyz but he has to be romantic and witty