Define single

Waiting for my hubby-to-be,  FAZE, seriously

totorimi:

Infact, the reason why I am single I cant say, I am beginning to suspect the hand of my enemies in it. I cant seem to find a woman I can settle down with. I may see a girl I like so much and I pray to God to have her. The moment she is in my den the next thing I start finding faults in her. Its either she went to a local university or maybe she is not up to standard or her complexion or she is not homely, I sometimes ask myself whats in it for me about the girl. I am just tired of the whole thing so my resolve is to find the next good girl and impregnate ones done I am sure that will hold me down the alternative is to go for deliverance service because this singleness has defiled all logic. Imagine, eligible, rich, highly educated, handsome dude. So confused about who to settle down with. Does any Nairalander have an answer?

u don say am finish o. infact i rest my case as u don talk am finish. may be i have an answer for u sha. let us give it a trial if truely u are handsome,eligible and educated.

cos' i just want to enjoy my llif b4 marriage,

It best black women remain single all their lives.

marriage is not something anyone should rush into, because it can easily become carriage.

i just came across this blog www.woahnigeria.

Hilarious stuff.

Job no dey!
PHCH no give light!
Money no dey to buy fuel!
Tell me wetin man fit do?

Due to my religious beliefs I dont have one. I am not also ready 4 marriage immediately.

Because I recently lack emotions like Soujiro the tenken.

jchublue:

i just came across this blog www.woahnigeria.

Hilarious stuff.

my friend has been raving about this blog _{off to check it out}

Because I'm choosy.

kuz 've bn enrolled inna convent!

Must 1 have a b/f

hmmmmmmmm
we know that

madlady:

Because I'm choosy.

jokes my lady jokes

Moyola:

kuz 've bn enrolled inna convent!

hmmm and you av been hanging out with Mr. D

hmm

NLER'S SEEM NOT TO UNDERSTAND THE TOPIC ITSELF AS A QUESTION! 'WHY ARE YOU SINGLE' SO IF YOU ARE NOT SINGLE, THEN WHY EVEN CLICK ON IT
ABI THEM NO SABI ENGLISH?
WHAT IS REQ'D OF YOU IS TO SHARE YOUR REASONS OF CHOOSING NOT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW OR WHAT LED TO YOUR BEING SINGLE AGAIN IF YOU WERE ENGAGED/MARRIED AT A PARTICULAR POINT IN TIME! SHIKENAN!

ANYWAY, I AM SINGLE! YES!!!
I SEEM TO HAVE THIS PROBLEM OF EXPRESSING MYSELF. I CAN'T HELP IT I AM THE EXTREMELY SHY AND QUIET TYPE! I HAVE POOR CONVINCING TECHNIQUES

I KNOW THERE ARE TALENTED NLER'S HERE THAT CAN BE OF HELP. ANY ADVICE(S) FOR POOR MSB AND WHEN I TRY TO 'ACT' OR PRETEND, I'AM NOT GOOD AT IT

^^^@initial posters

bcus am a nun and my revren fada sey i can only have a relationship wiv angel gabrielle and angel mufutau

msb247:

NLER'S SEEM NOT TO UNDERSTAND THE TOPIC ITSELF AS A QUESTION! 'WHY ARE YOU SINGLE' SO IF YOU ARE NOT SINGLE, THEN WHY EVEN CLICK ON IT
ABI THEM NO SABI ENGLISH?
WHAT IS REQ'D OF YOU IS TO SHARE YOUR REASONS OF CHOOSING NOT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW OR WHAT LED TO YOUR BEING SINGLE AGAIN IF YOU WERE ENGAGED/MARRIED AT A PARTICULAR POINT IN TIME! SHIKENAN!

ANYWAY, I AM SINGLE! YES!!!
I SEEM TO HAVE THIS PROBLEM OF EXPRESSING MYSELF. I CAN'T HELP IT I AM THE EXTREMELY SHY AND QUIET TYPE! I HAVE POOR CONVINCING TECHNIQUES

I KNOW THERE ARE TALENTED NLER'S HERE THAT CAN BE OF HELP. ANY ADVICE(S) FOR POOR MSB AND WHEN I TRY TO 'ACT' OR PRETEND, I'AM NOT GOOD AT IT

ha !!! you really have problem expressing yourself  

and please be easy on the eyes. . . .the caps case are killing and the emoticons arghh !!!

^^^^
iboju ur mouth na dustbin

Idowuogbo:

^^^^
iboju your mouth na dustbin

i had to clean my iboju ten times to get the message of the post

to think i did not even get the point

^lol na wah oo , try use contact lenses if ur iboju no gbadun
tehehhe, but i get u some pips jus dey high on ijebu gari

I need some air and while getting it, I'm learning too.

Bcuz i decides to be for now!

Idowuogbo:

^lol na wah oo , try use contact lenses if your iboju no gbadun
tehehhe, but i get u some pips jus dey high on ijebu gari

yee !!! i don die

I have come to realise somethings over the yrs that ladies who married to their age mates are not respectful towards their hubbys eg always saying dont talk to me that way,remember we are mates ETC.HOW TRUE IS IT?

googles:



hmmm and you av been hanging out with Mr. D

hmm

Naaa! o kor maa nwa nitori mo maa handu awon income ati expense analysis fun Ile Ise Kasun-Kaji Entaprize tonse ni!!

Idowuogbo:

bcus am a nun and my revren fada sey i can only have a relationship wiv angel gabrielle and angel mufutau

Hehehe!

^^^^ hmm i hear you o _{[b]anal[/b]ysis ko rectumlysis nee}

its probably cus fellas are tired of all the bullshit,

I'm single because the woman i loved betrayed me for 2 years in our 3 year relationship, now I'm just afraid of getting into a relationship just so i can stop the hurt, I want to be in a relationship because of love not revenge, Hope the special one comes soon,

googles:

^^^^ hmm i hear you o _{[b]anal[/b]ysis ko rectumlysis nee}

L o L & F!

Tooto jo! Cmon bliv mi! Now!

Because i am a corper lol.