Offpoint:
Pathetic.... girlfriend, not wife.

God no gimme this kind pikin, even na billionaire him wan be... dash am small sense.

By the way, that hand I'm seeing doesn't look like someone fingers who can afford iPhone... hand is as dry as shit in harmattan.

More like a sales rep in phone store

You have really made me laugh today!!!

I am very sure u don't sweat to make ur money because if u do u won't come here and be showing us what u bought for a mere girlfriend. Now that u av show ur self should we fry plantain now?

jawalis:
That’s great. [/b]She may worth it or even more than these, Who knows?[b] But on the other hand... think twice bro. MAY YOU NEVER GO BROKE. and to us all who can’t afford things like these. LET’S ALL KEEP HEAD UP

Yeah my thought, A good woman deserves more than this... But if reverse is the case the case (a disloyal bitch) then a minute of silence for him.

makavelidon:
I smell yahoo boy...

ofcourse he is.May God save them from Efcc
I am sure the lady in question does not have a car

As people are advising and insulting, I know his inbox will be filled with proposals, beggars and all sorts of people that need money.

@op, you're still quite young, please enjoy your life. I hope age brings wisdom to you. Also, do something about your skin, it is damn ugly. I didn't say bleach. Meet a dermatologist for advise.

Either the OP is a female... Or ......one of the most high geng

I know it will end in marriage, please contact me for your asoebi

Wiifesnatcher:



I have girlfriend and I've shave my private part hair in preparation for the abundant gift for her



after enjoying her natural resources, she will cooked for me and we will have enough fun in my apartment

Lwkm

Victoronah1:
Okay, so I wanted to get my girlfriend an iPhone xr, I ended up getting her an iPhone x mas. I hope she loves it. I'll have to lodge in a beautiful hotel, and buy lots of red flowers and red candles and set it up. I'll make it very warm and nice for her, she deserves it by the way, also I don't care if we break up tomorrow the money I spent can easily be gotten back.

Here are the things I got for her:

1. iPhone xs max
2. Apple series watch 3
3. And ear pod.

Then got myself apple mac book which I don't even know if I will be using cause I have a GTX 1080 laptop I use for my video editing. But anyways I've never used a MacBook, I heard MacBook are good for Editing so I will have to test. I want you to follow me on my journey till 14th night.

I'll keep updating this thread if I buy any new thing for her but until then happy valentine.
Also what will you gift your girlfriend or boyfriend on Valentine's day? Or husband or wife any

Nice.......she can use it to call her other boyfriends

All the likes on the op's comments are by opportunistic ladies

Offpoint:

if you believe the op thread, then you'll definitely voted Buhari in the last General Presidential Election.

First sign people see on your body when you have a little change, is your skin.
You don't need cream, what you eat will reflect on your skin.

The op is phone store Rep

Don't mind that moniker you quoted...

He actually asked him for loan in one of his quotes to set up his business(which is not a bad axt), but I think he's defending him in order to get his favor or help.

No matter how rough and unkempt someone look due to their hustle earlier in their life, once you start eating good foods it will definitely show in your skin even with using any expensive cream... examples are: Kante, that Senegalese player(I can't remember his name), Oshiomole, Obj, Tinubu, Mane, Olamide and other hustlers who later made it.

SIMPs learn the hard way. And they always learn

smiliyB:
Hmmmm I dikwa egwu op...make I dey go my house jeje

Take it easy , don't get freaky yet

Relax !

You wey dey find love on Nairaland?

I hope no be tactics to get one of the girls on Romance section? Apparently, you seem to be a regular Romance section nairalander.

A nigga once said: This guy again... When dey stay duplex and im papa na big politician, but e no fit pay for him girlfriend cousin..

The girl sef gats vasa am 1k...

see your strong hand when you don take do lebuke tire....

Thank god for the job when you don get for phone store now, maybe now you fit go flex your girlfriend small...

makydebbie:
Nigerians are so damn bitter jeez.

which one of the girls are you on Ur dp?

Hmmm! All that glitters ain't gold. This noise I m skeptical about. Real people don't make noise. Audio plenty for this generation o!

vincentjk:


I thought I saw the finger alone

Who cares if the fingers aren't fine? All that matters is they can buy fine things

makydebbie:
Nigerians are so damn bitter jeez.

Long throat, you beta slide into his dm or start posing ur nude pix hopefully he might pick your call one week 2 go

fuke:
How come nobody doubts him?

Check the thread very well bro

God when

Rebekah029:
You try!

abadie how Val go be for Cally nah?

Social media can make people look like failures

Come and Val me with 10k abeg

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AshiraWealthy:
Nice. But Sir, you need a very good most moisturising and rejuvenating cream for those hands cos they lack moisture and lustre. No offense.

If you don't mind, we could produce a customized cream to suit your skin type and revive your skin back to life or we could recommend a very good one for you in the market.

Can you produce good cream for someone with sensitive discoloration skin ?
Discoloration is from sun burn. I have a fair skin but my face is dark as a result of to much sun exposure.

seanwilliam:
alaye no be every body money dey reflect for their body.. ok see naira marley,( dont tell me na cus of igbo oo, ), see oshiomole, see kante, see snoop dog( the guy no fresh atall)..
And note , you can be skinny and looking fresh e.g wiz Khalifa... and some people dey wey be say na garri common pass for their diet and yet they look fresh..

Mr man you sabi lie o, go and check their fingers and I'm sure you will edit this quote of yours.
Have you met any of them in real life?
I bet if your answer is yes, you won't type this lie.

chatinent:

¤ In fact, let's cut the story short, val me N50k.

you go too far, you for ask Victoronah1 for 20k or 10k sef

JasonScoolari:
Coming here to show us what he bought for his girlfriend has given him the lifetime achievement award.



Congratulations sir.

jealously go kee you, go and do your own lol

Loooooooogstory:
IT WILL END IN TEARS

lol