Prymestrr:

I wouldn't touch you and your ilk with a ten foot pole. So many reasonable options for a date to choose from to even stoop to your toxic level. My disgusted face beats your best your best made up face anyday and especially any night. You're free to take that to the bank

Sixfeetbelle:


Now I'm very much convinced we should go on a date. How can your words look so mean and yet it sounds so chilled? What do you mean by my ilk? Dysfunctional people are humans too, don't discriminate. But, in case you're worried, I'm willing to change or at least modify my 'weirdness' for the period of our dating.

What say you?

Prymestrr:

DYSFUNCTIONAL. PSYCHO alert

funkmrflexx:
We Have Been Dating For 1 Year and 6 months now. I’ve met her parents, we wanted to get married last year but her dad told me to wait till she finishes school which is supposed to be next year. I’m 25 years old and she’s 22 .

I live alone in the city while my mom lives in the village. My younger sister who I’m sponsoring through school sometimes comes to my place during holidays and weekends. My girlfriend practically lives with me because she comes from a type of an Abusive family. So she lives with me and I even assist her with school fees and house rents sometimes. I’ve spent even more than her father for her school.

Everyone In my family knows her and she’s a very wonderful girl. Typical wife material. She supports me every time even when I’m broke. I’m not the type of guy that dates a lot of girls . I don’t even cheat on her. Since I met her I’ve done away with a lot of ladies. I’m 100% committed to the relationship

But the problem is that she Has very bad anger issues. I mean she can destroy your property when she’s angry and I’m the quiet type. I don’t like hitting a lady execpt once in a while a general brain resetting slap. When she starts she doesn’t listen to anyone. Not me, not even her parents. So anytime she’s angry like this I will just find a way to make her laugh. Both of you can just be eating and she will get angry if you ate the fleshy part of the meat and left oily part for her (we have quarreled because of that I mean serious quarrel) . Sometimes I get tired of the whole situation. At the end even when she’s wrong I’ll let her for peace to reign. So I try to manage the anger at home so it shouldn’t go out

So we went to visit my mom in the yesterday. Because of curfew we slept over. So my mom bought us mangos this morning and told us to carry.

My girlfriend then said she doesn’t like mango that if I want to eat my mango I should carry it myself. Then my mom (she is the type that always shouts at every body. The real wahala woman) told her that if she can’t carry the mango then she should just put it on my head for me to carry na (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na).

That was the only thing my mom said. Then she sparked. Started shouting at my mom. That she should stop talking to her like that, that she doesn’t like it. In fact she’s going home. So she carried her bag and started going home. Every one in the compound started saying it’s ok (Na dat thing why dem tell u Dey make u Dey vex so) she was still shouting. I was even try to calm her down but no way. She was still shouting. Even my sister who had never seen her angry before became angry (na so you b? She said). I was really disappointed In her

The issue is what even made me angry is how she reacted. If she didn’t like what my mom said made her angry. At least she should have waited till we got home (this was the first time we were both sleeping over) then she would tell me. Or she could have called my sister and told her what my mom said. After all the fracas, she went inside the room till we left. I just told everybody to just leave her.

So when we got home I told her what she did was wrong that she shouldn’t have reacted like that. Na there war start. She started yelling and shouting at me that if my mom talks to everyone like that she won’t take it (my plan was to tell her that she should apologize to her. Because my mom already apologized that she won’t talk to her again like that. Which I know she will o . So we can just forget about the issue. But she never accepts she’s wrong ) She said I took her to my village to intimidate her in front of my family people, I was really angry and called her uncle and told him what happened. He said there was nothing wrong with what my mom told her (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) and that he would talk to her .

I even scolded my mom before I left that I didn’t like what she said what she did that’s she was just causing issue. My girlfriend said when my mom said the word (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) that I should have immediately rebuked my mom. But me sef no see anything wrong with what my mom said( If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

I just Dey follow her uncle advise and leave her be until she calms down and I talk to her

So my people what’s offensive in this word? If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

But this her attitude don tire me. Break up is not on the card for me at least not yet. She always thinks that they are other guys out there because she has a lot of toasters but I know they can’t do quarter of what I’m doing for her. In this modern time it’s difficult to see a guy who will allow his girlfriend stay with him thereby losing his freedom to do certain things. A guy who doesn’t cheat, a guy who takes care of her does everything for her .

I just think the things she went through in her family is affecting her physiological. And sometimes when I think about leaving her I feel pity because she can’t go back to her parents house.

Sixfeetbelle:


At least I tried. I really think we'd have made something out of this if you'd have given love a chance. However, I hope you can be truthful when asked if you've ever been wooed by a Nigerian lady.

See you around, sweetie

LyfeJennings:
OP Walahi weyrey ni e O fucking crazy gan Who does that Scold Ur mum for a girlfriend Na motor go jam U Idiot somebody

Sparkle777:
as a mother and a woman,I am ashamed of u. may any son that will treat me like u dissolve in miscarriage. trust me,u are dead already and ur ppl will not say kpim, them go just bury u. I pity ur poor mom, wasted years and hardwork. if am ur family, ma to use u do blood money cos u are wasted already.

Rawhumper:
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I read your story and its sad that if what you said about yourself is really true then problem dey (girls don't really like nice guys).


To be candid with you,I think you are carried away by her beauty and sex life too.
She is going to ruin your life if you continue with her,God wanted to save you by touching her fathers heart not allow the marriage till she finishes school.


Let me tell you point blank that girl doesn't really want to marry you,she has foreseen your plans so she is using everything she got to dissuade you from a lasting relationship with her.

She wants to use you to achieve her goals (schooling and maybe makeup kits and clothes).
Then she herself will kick you,am telling you what may happen in future so prepare your mind.We wouldn't want to hear you committed murder cos your girl jilted you,the signs have been there.

For her to disrespect your mum showed she

Adanne9110:
My dear there is nothing wrong in what your mother said,,,it's the usual African mother's response ,,pls break up with that girl,,,stop making excuses for her ill mannerism. Thank God you never marry her ooo. You for hate your life.

chris51:
This is an incredible story but if its true that your girl friend is short tempered and you SCOLDED your mother because of her, you need to examine your head and brain.

How can you say this girl is good? What you are enjoying now is SEX and this is called LUST.

A marriage material will be dancing round your mother and relations.

For your sake. THROW her out.

Sixfeetbelle:


I don't know cause I didn't read the story

Sparkle777:
as a mother and a woman,I am ashamed of u. may any son that will treat me like u dissolve in miscarriage. trust me,u are dead already and ur ppl will not say kpim, them go just bury u. I pity ur poor mom, wasted years and hardwork. if am ur family, ma to use u do blood money cos u are wasted already.