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How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by Nobody: 8:37pm On Jun 21, 2020
Your suggestions/advice are welcome
Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by donbachi(m): 8:42pm On Jun 21, 2020
That is why they all have cafeteria

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Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by Nobody: 8:42pm On Jun 21, 2020
donbachi:
That is why they all have cafeteria
thank you bros

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Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by chatinent: 9:01pm On Jun 21, 2020
Let him cook what he knows, and eat what he cooks.

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Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by Jackossky(m): 2:32pm On Jun 22, 2020
Hmmm. My brother...


You would have to get comfortable with eating spaghetti, indomie, bread, tea, garri(doesn't even need cooking), you will need a lot of provisions and pray it's yam season.


Had to survive on this for a session. Got to a time I was damn sick and felt it was due to lack of vegetables, that's how I ran to a buka to get some eba and vegetables.

However, if you are rich enough, you can negotiate with a particular restaurant and get to eat your three square meal there. I have a friend who does that.




Verrry rich, find a girl to come cook for you, steady 'doking' and she would invite friends to join the party.


Call me for consultancy

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Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by Nobody: 3:00pm On Jun 22, 2020
Jackossky:
Hmmm. My brother...


You would have to get comfortable with eating spaghetti, indomie, bread, tea, garri(doesn't even need cooking), you will need a lot of provisions and pray it's yam season.


Had to survive on this for a session. Got to a time I was damn sick and felt it was due to lack of vegetables, that's how I ran to a buka to get some eba and vegetables.

However, if you are rich enough, you can negotiate with a particular restaurant and get to eat your three square meal there. I have a friend who does that.




Verrry rich, find a girl to come cook for you, steady 'doking' and she would invite friends to join the party.


Call me for consultancy
lol bro you funny aha.I go learn how to cook by force

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Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by somtoto(m): 4:38pm On Jun 22, 2020
Just have numerous girlfriends and you will b fine

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Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by Nobody: 10:29pm On Jun 22, 2020
somtoto:
Just have numerous girlfriends and you will b fine
Thank you bros

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Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by Loris576(m): 11:41am On Jun 23, 2020
somtoto:
Just have numerous girlfriends and you will b fine
Pestle fit land for your head o

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Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by edoairways: 3:53pm On Jun 23, 2020
Jackossky:
Hmmm. My brother...


You would have to get comfortable with eating spaghetti, indomie, bread, tea, garri(doesn't even need cooking), you will need a lot of provisions and pray it's yam season.


Had to survive on this for a session. Got to a time I was damn sick and felt it was due to lack of vegetables, that's how I ran to a buka to get some eba and vegetables.

However, if you are rich enough, you can negotiate with a particular restaurant and get to eat your three square meal there. I have a friend who does that.




Verrry rich, find a girl to come cook for you, steady 'doking' and she would invite friends to join the party.


Call me for consultancy
I just hope she wouldn't add otumokpo to the meal. There is a trending video online by one lady called Omatshola

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Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by Edopesin: 4:51pm On Jun 23, 2020
In my 100lv days I didn't know how to cook anything and I remember eating indomie three days straight before I humbled myself and I asked a roommate to teach me how to cook beans lols and in 200lv I could cook anything

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Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by Alexaonfleek: 6:21pm On Jun 23, 2020
Ha!!!
If you don't know how to cook and you're broke on top grin
Na only God go save you.
That's how one of my coursemate was calling me on the phone to ask me how to cook jollof spaghetti.

Pls if you don't know how to cook and you're going to uni and you're not rich,pls don't accept your admission.
Defer it till the next year when you've learnt how to cook.

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Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by Nobody: 8:32pm On Jun 23, 2020
Alexaonfleek:
Ha!!!
If you don't know how to cook and you're broke on top grin
Na only God go save you.
That's how one of my coursemate was calling me on the phone to ask me how to cook jollof spaghetti.

Pls if you don't know how to cook and you're going to uni and you're not rich,pls don't accept your admission.
Defer it till the next year when you've learnt how to cook.
Advice noted;thank you

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Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by somtoto(m): 8:33pm On Jun 23, 2020
Loris576:

Pestle fit land for your head o
lol
Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by Lordfranklin(m): 10:10pm On Jun 23, 2020
Learn how to cook bros

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Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by Paxxcarl(m): 2:09am On Jun 24, 2020
i survived bro for five fvcking years

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Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by sageb: 2:47am On Jun 24, 2020
Try and be close to belema and imabong, tell them your predicament and invite them to your home for cooking lessons. I learnt alot from the duo. These girls don't joke with stomach infrastructure.

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Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by Edopesin: 10:24am On Jun 24, 2020
Alexaonfleek:
Ha!!!
If you don't know how to cook and you're broke on top grin
Na only God go save you.
That's how one of my coursemate was calling me on the phone to ask me how to cook jollof spaghetti.

Pls if you don't know how to cook and you're going to uni and you're not rich,pls don't accept your admission.
Defer it till the next year when you've learnt how to cook.

When hunger strike you even though you have foodstuffs you go learn how to cook by force

speaking from experience grin

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Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by Alexaonfleek: 10:54am On Jun 24, 2020
Edopesin:


When hunger strike you even though you have foodstuffs you go learn how to cook by force

speaking from experience grin
lipsrsealed
Edopesin:


When hunger strike you even though you have foodstuffs you go learn how to cook by force

speaking from experience grin
You didn't cook,you just mixed foodstuffs together grin

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Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by Edopesin: 11:01am On Jun 24, 2020
Alexaonfleek:
:-XYou didn't cook,you just mixed foodstuffs together grin

Lols the funny thing is you won't realize that it's rubbish you're eating as long as you are satisfied and no longer hungry, one reason why I can cook what I will eat but not for anyone else

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Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by CAPSLOCKED: 3:41pm On Jun 28, 2020
HE LEARNS HOW TO COOK.

DID HE KEEP ANY SLAVE IN SCHOOL TO DO HIS CHORES FOR HIM?

IN FACT AS A YOUNG MAN IF YOU CAN'T COOK EVEN SIMPLE THINGS YOU'RE NOT WORTHY OF BEING CALLED AN ADULT.

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Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by Omar09(m): 4:39pm On Jun 28, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:
HE LEARNS HOW TO COOK.

Nope, two things will either happen.

IT'S EITHER HE FINDS HIMSELF AMONGST HIS FRIENDS (GUYS) WHO KNOWS HOW TO COOK OR HE HIRES A GIRL (GIRLFRIEND) TO COOK FOR HIM.

LEARNING TO COOK IS HARD

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Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by Richiez(m): 4:59pm On Jun 28, 2020
grin
Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by Slawormir: 5:45pm On Jun 28, 2020
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Nor worry last last you go learn
After you don tire to dey buy buy
And i waka well don begin fail you
Having many female friends to do it for you go still fail you

Even me as a real niggarrr learn how to cook as a student for Uniben that year
But at first it was not funny unto say for house i nor dey do any domestic chores not to talk of Cooking. Na my female siblings dey run am as the only real niggarrr with five female siblings
Na when i enter school my eye clear..... some times i go beg them make them come help me cook ogbono. At other times i go just run go house go carry already made food come begin dey warm for school...still all those method fail me. I was left with no choice than to learn

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Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by Nikeruka(m): 5:46pm On Jun 28, 2020
Eats his food raw
There is actually nothing to learn. Just put everything in the pot and apply heat. Wait till you can perceive the aroma and the food is done

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Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by bluefilm: 5:46pm On Jun 28, 2020
He LEARNS how to cook.

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Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by WalkerMichael(m): 5:46pm On Jun 28, 2020
School is actually where u learn everything

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Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by Neroiam(m): 5:46pm On Jun 28, 2020
Cook
Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by Reinaldo: 5:46pm On Jun 28, 2020
He can learn. The lockdown forced me to learn how to cook. Now I'm a Chef!

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Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by techmo(m): 5:47pm On Jun 28, 2020
cool



Cooking is a skill you learn, good food means good texture (right softness) , good smell (right flavour, spice etc) good taste ( perfect control of salt, spice and seasonings)

Couldn't cook beans when I got admission very young as a last born, it wasn't the internet days as we managed starcomms and multilinks data card on laptop, and super slow campus wifi

But guess what I can cook so well before graduation that my friends came to eat at my place always partly cos the dish was sweet and because the marijuana marinated well and cook right at perfect temperature

Follow simple instructions about cooking, like for rice , cooking it you need 1/3 rice 3/1 water, to get your salting right try salting ordinary water, for meat always marinate them with spice and seasonings and keep it too enter the meat for a while or mix it with your hands before boiling, boiling egg is for 15 minutes and cool it before peeling it



.

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Re: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by BABANGBALI: 5:47pm On Jun 28, 2020
Na food you go study there?

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