Zzor:
Rant of an expired ashawo man mtcheww

Can u give up already..

needanswer:


It's just show bizz. And they brag alot, very pulsating until the looser eats his words after the loss

As innnnnn
Madtttzzz
Always makes it soo epic!
Especially when his eyes is all swollen and defeated and they're hitting the ground hard to the third time and he's still staying limp

Lucrativress:

So you don't want a scene where they're using fingers to trace the lines and carves of your body and whispering Pappi an other names into your ear's...

Is this the follow you wanted to follow me, tracing lines down my carves to where ever you are tracing it too. Thought you wanted to follow me on nairaland lady?

Lucrativress:

As innnnnn
Madtttzzz
Always makes it soo epic!
Especially when his eyes is all swollen and defeated and they're hitting the ground hard to the third time and he's still staying limp

You are vivid, you even noticed up to the eyes. Shey you sabi fight?

needanswer:


Is this the follow you wanted to follow me, tracing lines down my carves to where ever you are tracing it too. Thought you wanted to follow me on nairaland lady?

Ahhh shioorrr
Oniranu
See how you went to link it

Lucrativress:

Ahhh shioorrr
Oniranu
See how you went to link it

E shock you abi? That's how I roll young lady aka Mrs smart pants trying to trick me.

needanswer:


You are vivid, you even noticed up to the eyes. Shey you sabi fight?

Fight ke
Oloun maje
So that they'll roll me up like Ball or what?
Or I'd see what my other missing rib looks like
I don't even stop to watch real life fights on the road komalokobami

needanswer:


E shock you abi? That's how I roll young lady aka Mrs smart pants trying to trick me.

Yinmu
You like rubbish

Lucrativress:

It'll shock you to know some men are confused
I tell you
They have it,yet it's not what they want

It is no shock. people (men and women) can be unsure about many things not just choice of spouse.

But it is better they realize and be conscious of what they want so it will become harder to leave when it's not Rozy.

Lucrativress:

Fight ke
Oloun maje
So that they'll roll me up like Ball or what?
Or I'd see what my other missing rib looks like
I don't even stop to watch real life fights on the road komalokobami

You dont say, hope those small girls don't throw their weight around you cause you dont want to physically engage them

Lucrativress:

Yinmu
You like rubbish

You have watch too much Mr macaroni skits, infact I think you watched one this evening before our chat.

jelel6:


It is no shock. people (men and women) can be unsure about many things not just choice of spouse.

But it is better they realize and be conscious of what they want so it will become harder to leave when it's not Rozy.

Hopefully they'll learn to be decisive

needanswer:


You have watch too much Mr macaroni skits, infact I think you watched one this evening before our chat.

Lemme burst your Bubble
All together I think I've seen maximum of 6/7 of his Skit's
Ooobi

needanswer:


You dont say, hope those small girls don't throw their weight around you cause you dont want to physically engage them

Me wey no get stamina

begoniaa:
Chei.

My fingers are bitinggg me, but AirNeWays... lemme take my flight outta here and not be a winsh.

Magnoliaa, d fake feminist. D mods musta realize hw fake u are nd hit u wit a long bang. Hence dz new acct

Lucrativress:

Lemme burst your Bubble
All together I think I've seen maximum of 6/7 of his Skit's
Ooobi

You dont mean it? For reals, interesting. So you no fit call person "baby", "honey", na "daddy" and "pappi".

Young blood, I never ready to old yet.

Lucrativress:

Me wey no get stamina

But stamina sha dey for other things...hmmm.

needanswer:


But stamina sha dey for other things...hmmm.

Oniranu
Oniranu
You like rubbish

needanswer:


You dont mean it? For reals, interesting. So you no fit call person "baby", "honey", na "daddy" and "pappi".

Young blood, I never ready to old yet.

When there's still Sugarplum and HoneyBunny
Cookie and the rest
You'll just be jawon mo rawon now
So one never goes stale

Lucrativress:

Oniranu
Oniranu
You like rubbish

For the fact you understand it your head is hot, wo is not my fault

needanswer:


For the fact you understand it your head is hot, wo is not my fault

Se you wan dey whine me ni (in Lasisi's voice)

Lucrativress:

When there's still Sugarplum and HoneyBunny
Cookie and the rest
You'll just be jawon mo rawon now
So one never goes stale

So you know all these good ones. Mrs smart pants, always put your good work first, not last. This names are better.

Lucrativress:

Se you wan dey whine me ni (in Lasisi's voice)

Oh, so its LASISI you got the Daddy and Pappi from. No wonder, the original Zaddy.

needanswer:


So you know all these good ones. Mrs smart pants, always put your good work first, not last. This names are better.

Are you indirectly saying you want me to call you those? *covers eyes*
Nairaland do more emoji's naaa

Lucrativress:

Are you indirectly saying you want me to call you those? *covers eyes*
Nairaland do more emoji's naaa

Wetin me I dey reason, na who flog you just now now, why are you crying young lady?

needanswer:


Oh, so its LASISI you got the Daddy and Pappi from. No wonder, the original Zaddy.

No o
Not Lasisi o
Been hearing Pappi for years now from some Couples
The Daddy wa is just to burst his brain
As per "Baby mi,ori e wa mbe"

needanswer:


Wetin me I dey reason, na who flog you just now now, why are you crying young lady?

Cause I'd have loved to put a cover eyes smilie and a blushing smilie at the end of that text but Nairaland's emoji's are sooo limited

Lucrativress:

No o
Not Lasisi o
Been hearing Pappi for years now from some Couples
The Daddy wa is just to burst his brain
As per "Baby mi,ori e wa mbe"

Many "mumu buttons" has been damaged this way, oh my.
I'm in shock

needanswer:


Wetin me I dey reason, na who flog you just now now, why are you crying young lady?

Don't lie
You want me to call you those pet names
I still know plenty o
Maa ma gbefunyi small small

needanswer:


Many "mumu buttons" has been damaged this way, oh my.
I'm in shock

Lie that you don't want your mumu button to be tickled small
Oya lie

Lucrativress:

Cause I'd have loved to put a cover eyes smilie and a blushing smilie at the end of that text but Nairaland's emoji's are sooo limited

Eya, I can understand. Will this emoji be okay " "? Its for that too

needanswer:


Eya, I can understand. Will this emoji be okay " "? Its for that too

Nairaland is teaching us contentment
I'll make do with what we have
I'll nuh check our Neighbor WhatsApp's own and Facebook's own
At least we're still better than Twitter