You are praying for a God fearing woman but when she says "no sex before marriage "your eyes opens like a newly initiated cultist...the cane angel Micheal will use to reset your brain is being soaked in kerosene.

We went for a PTA meeting. The Proprietor said any Married Man without a Side Chick should pray for us. Since 1pm, all of us are still waiting. I don't know how many days we will stay here.

You paid Bride price #900k and you did your wedding with #3.5 million...now you've broken up with her because of text message of 4naira from her ex, are you ok ?

Why do churches organize prayers for barren women but ignores low sperm count men? On behalf of all the men, we're going to lead a protest in all the major Pentecostal churches across the country.

My sister pray o, pray for husband o, infact fast o...make your breast no first you settle down o......

You can never know how long a night is untill you spend it in bed with a woman who denies you access to have sex with her.

When a short girl tells you "nice hair" bros kindly check your zip.

Ladies listen carefully, if you get married, make sure your husband changes the foam or else it's cannot be referred to as matrimonial bed.

Some girls will die single because of their standards...was your father driving a Mercedes Benz when he was 24 years?...why stress someone's son?

The best girls to date are church girls.

When you cheat on them, just blame it on the devil. She would pray, bind and rebuke the spirit of cheating from your life...and the Relationship continues.

When you ask your baby mama to send you a picture of your child.

Lion is not the most dangerous animal,
Samson killed a lion and a woman killed Samson. Do you now know the most dangerous animal on Earth.

If your husband never hit your yanash when you pass his front or press your breast for no reason. My sister you are not yet married.

Never make your girl cry because many other boys are waiting to wipe her tears.

Stop checking her messages and call logs.... Sometimes check her gallery and buy her those Clothes, Shoes and Bags she Screenshot

How about she checking his phone and buying him the shoes and cloths he screenshot too?

Don’t men deserves such?

FalseProphet1:
Lion is not the most dangerous animal,
Samson killed a lion and a woman killed Samson. Do you now know the most dangerous animal on Earth.

Samson didn’t kill a lion..

No human being can kill a lion..

What you watched about Samson was just a scripted movie. It wasn’t a real like true story..

FalseProphet1:
If your gf/wife or bf/hubby don't like posting you on Facebook, and doesn't comment on your post. Breathren he or she is cheating on you.

Mr false prophet

this one is false

@Falseprophet1,@magnoliaa no part of the scripture ought to be used for joke or ridicule! They are ancient sacred texts. Unfortunately you guys broke the code.

FalseProphet1:
We went for a PTA meeting. The Proprietor said any Married Man without a Side Chick should pray for us. Since 1pm, all of us are still waiting. I don't know how many days we will stay here.

Very funny

Pls stop i think am gonna pee

In Nigeria, keeping a girlfriend is more expensive than marrying a wife.

You no get car you follow people wey get dey shout we move. You move wetin? My brother it should be we trek

Have you noticed that a Nigerian girl can't wait for a man who is in school for 4 years, But she can wait for a man abroad for 14 years

FalseProphet1:
Stop checking her messages and call logs.... Sometimes check her gallery and buy her those Clothes, Shoes and Bags she Screenshot.

Abi ..oh .

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Mr false prophet

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I disagree with you oh ..some People like me like private things and dont post on social media does not mean I don't love my Man or I'm cheating on him. I like it private

FalseProphet1:
It's Over Between Us!

This Statement Can Make You Enter Keke Without Sitting down.

Haaaaaa

FalseProphet1:
You stand at a spot finished two sachet of water but any day you buy bottle water you will travel with it from Lagos to Abuja...some people and fake life.

Lol.

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if you say so

iamyemiakins:
FalseProphet has spoken.

Righteousness2 over to you!

Nairaland nah confirm cruise

FalseProphet1:
No matter what you're going through in your relationship, find food & chop first, it's very necessary.

chop food very necessary
I trust myself
FFO - For Food Only

Side chick is a young girl between 18-25yrs.
If you are 26-30 you are a side hen, 30 and above consider yourself as a vulture.

FalseProphet1:
I thought I have seen it all until when I found out that pastors in theological schools are supervised during exams.

Word.