KingTom:

You failed me as well

U failed mankind at large

Leonyluiz:



Ode, kill yourself with depression na. you get solution to all these problem you mentioned since and you never solve one. Instead you're here hating on people passing time.

To be honest Nairaland is an insanely effective stress relieve. you should read comments and laugh and maybe remove that stick up your asshole

Hahaha ,you're funny .

Bifwoli:
Very sick topic .

With all the poverty,crime ,joblessness , ritual killings,filthy streets full of smelly rotten garbage ,poor housing and lots of youths running to slavery in Libya this is what we can think of? The black man is cursed and the poverty is their own making.

Nairaland is trying to generate traffic by fire by force hence their decision to put this sickening topic to front page knowing fully well that our lazy youth will not disappoint them

Petalsempire:
Our rice supplier then,was so shocked ..afterwards he started asking me out

Na me be the rice supplier.
Where are u in Abuja?

Vanilla4:
Who? Gender not necessary I guess

Yea I meant it's no big deal if it's same sex

Coolgent:


Nairaland is trying to generate traffic by fire by force hence their decision to put this sickening topic to front page knowing fully well that our lazy youth will not disappoint them

You didn't disappoint either.

Mrtaye:

Yea I meant it's no big deal if it's same sex

Oh, I get...

Vanilla4:
Oh, I get...

Yea beauty...hmm pls am I permitted to pm you

Coolgent:


Nairaland is trying to generate traffic by fire by force hence their decision to put this sickening topic to front page knowing fully well that our lazy youth will not disappoint them

I guess they learned from Trump that negativity and notoriety sells and attracts attention.

Petalsempire:
Our rice supplier then,was so shocked ..afterwards he started asking me out

how long did you guys date?

Mrtaye:

Yea beauty...hmm pls am I permitted to pm you

If you want to

I had always been uncomfortable about how people were always starring at that place even when I was not naked. When I was growing up, I thought it was the same thing to with all guys until my very close friends told me I had a big "you know what". Whenever I wore a tight, it was always bulging out. If I didn't wear a very tight, neighbours, etc would be looking at that place excessively. My sister and mom had to make it a point of duty to buy me a very tight tight to push it in because it was bulging out even when I wear clothes.
And the thing is that I have so mastered my body and emotions that even when I am naked, I feel that it is the person who is seeing me naked, that would be arouse with sexual scene, ideas in the mind, imagination etc. And I have seen women naked on so many occasions, and nothing stirs up in me at all. Some female friends often complain that am so stiff. So, with that I can change up in front of a lady, girl etc without any shame...Na your body go get arouse, not mine so why should I care..When I was doing my IT, I and my classmate lived in a lodge and the females lived very very close to us. They could practically see and hear everything. Once, I wore only my tight because I wanted to wash everything before bathing and wearing a new cloth. I observed that the females were coming out from there rooms to stay outside. Before I knew it, there were like 12 of them outside. One of them called my attention and was telling me that me that it's like I want to kill people's daughters. I just laughed and told her no and kept on washing. It was my guys that came and begged me to wear sth, before I obliged.
A guy once told me that he would be very happy with if God gave him "my you know what".
A senior student in my all boys boarding school, had one time saw it when I came out from the toilet aroused. The guy shouted and wanted to hold it. It was God that saved me from that guy in the school because he was always looking for me

Vanilla4:
My sister, after I dropped the towel (after bathing). She was like, put some clothes on we are running late for the meeting.

No big deal I guess.

Wit da ur small boobs?

Cowbell521:
Wit da ur small boobs?

Hey! Take that back... It's fits properly in a C Cup bra.

Vanilla4:
Hey! Take that back... It's fits properly in a C Cup bra.

Picture speaks beta. Uplod ful pix nd quote me

Cowbell521:
Picture speaks beta. Uplod ful pix nd quote me

Whatever, A Cup, B or C, I'm cool with it.

Vanilla4:
Whatever, A Cup, B or C, I'm cool with it.

It luks 2 small das all. Lyk it big or medium u knw

Laurene:
how long did you guys date?

We didn't date

Coolgent:


Na me be the rice supplier.
Where are u in Abuja?

Not you..kubwa

Iphran6:

He liked what he saw �

Of cos

Nyenatetan:



can you expantiate pls.

Thank you.

I can't say more

Petalsempire:


Not you..kubwa

Okay, nice

Petalsempire:

We didn't date

why?
You should have helped the poor guy.

dapadawee:


When I was in jss2, during social studies class I was asked by my teacher to recite the national anthem, unknown to me my zip was down and my national anthem was dangling in broad daylight, omo that day he be like say make I enter ground. But its well.

Similar happened to a classmate of mine in sec. Sch; same Jss2.

Na you?

Was it a female teacher?

Did you sch in lag?

[quote author=Laurene post=108226643] why?
You should have helped the poor guy.[/quote
You are funny

[quote author=Petalsempire post=108238862][/quote] Yes, something attracted him to you.

We humans can't be with who we are not sexually attracted to.