Munzy14:

Okwa i ma gi..

Anyway people will most times tell you whom you are...

Ngwanu o chyke wa la gi..

Munzy14:

Nke o wula dabataram na onu...

If you see discussing with Onye Anambra, i ga hu ekweta na mu wu onye Imo..

I understand umuahia/Ikwuano dialect too.

Apart from our dialect, a machahu’m a su olu ebe ndi nke ozo.

MisterKennedy:
Amen Sir. May God's hands always be upon you and may His presence never leave you Sir.

AMEN!
I feel so privileged and honoured to be blessed by your act of kindness.

God will forever be gracious to you, brother.

Thank you so much!

Jesterinjay:

Soapy. Lol.

OLDESTWARRIBOY:


.

Teach me please.

khia:


You didn't send it under this moniker.

u mean the mail? Seems I will have to drop my email here for u so once u copied it I delete.. Cox I sent another mail a while ago but have not gotten a response from u. 'maybe it didn't got to you

MisterKennedy:
wow that's very impressive.

Hello Anobella. How's your week going?

I day fine bros I b guy

Anobella:



I day fine bros I b guy

OK bro. How was your day?

4ormidable:

AMEN!
I feel so privileged and honoured to be blessed by your act of kindness.

God will forever be gracious to you, brother.

Thank you so much!

Amen! Thank you so much Sir.

mariahAngel:


Thank you.

Mariah please send me a message on WhatsApp 08100553547

mariahAngel:


Thank you.

Mariah please send me a message on WhatsApp 08100553547

Sonnobax15:

Good for you..

It's even better that you've refrained from pertaining in the sins of the world... Personally, myself,I haven't had sex for the past 4 years.. Sometimes when I tell people,they think I'm joking, perhaps Simply because I love joking alot.....But lemme tell you something op, everything about sexxx is highly overrated......Na guyman wey dem never admit for general hospital once because of too much lashing dey say he wor make lashing him mission for life.....

Las las, lashing no dey give award or trophy for being the best lasher.. Instead na insults from those unreformed NIGERIAN nurses for general hospital you go receive full your Belle.

Guy, if you no Lash, Prostrate at Old age is Your Best Friend....

mariahAngel:






Apart from our dialect, a machahu’m a su olu ebe ndi nke ozo.

I mutara Igbo n'aka your parents na...


O nwere Igbo a ga asu ebe i nor, ga e lewe anya ka onye chefuru onwe ya..

But you are good sha despite the distance you try to connect home.

You belong to home.

OvertheTop:


Guy, if you no Lash, Prostrate at Old age is Your Best Friend....

Abii na

Anobella:



I day fine bros I b guy

khia:


You didn't send it under this moniker.

I did

..... 98 people like your post. Are you all in the same situation?

It is better you continue masturbating till your story change. Don't go and rape. Rape is far worse that sleeping with a prostitute.

MisterKennedy:


Wow! You even called him Sir. You really are very nice lady ooo. Wow! I've been seeing the way you're replying him with maturity despite his provocative replies. And you went further to call him Sir. Wow!!! You're a wonderful woman Joke.

Thank you sir

I understand you guy, everything will be fine,just have something to be doing,that will bring money for you,go and look for monthly job,just to regain what you loose

khia:


You didn't send it under this moniker.

hello

Smithkline200:
I read this…. I rather saw myself shedding tears.
I don’t know what it is to be in your situation but I know for a guy of 27 years to still be joitering from a place to place and still never got involved in crime is worthy of recommendation.

If I’m not asking for too much, we can help support you in anyway… no matter how small.

You need a job first… any job to help you.

I am so sorry, anyway I can help, please PM.

A lot of those making mockery of you are passing through one harsh stage or the other… just cos they don’t wanna talk about you doesn’t make any of us better than you.

May God help everyone passing through life challenge they don’t wanna talk about.

Thanks so much...
I left a very awful job in a August and since then I have been unemployed no source of income or anything like that. But I recently got a job as an intern in a very popular company in Nigeria as a costumer call agent. October is my first month and and yet to be paid. Or anything like that. So currently am broke. Am just managing to go to work everyday. I trek to every day. Going and coming cos no cash at all. As at all. But there is a place where d staffs bus pick me every day in ketu. Am just managing until I get paid. Not that the salary is much . It's 30kin a situation where I don't even have N100 to watch my favorite team play, I don't have a choice. Am just waiting for month end right now...


But if there is anything anyone can do for me...
I'll appreciate it dearly
2080920056
Uba bank
David Ebite.

Am still going through the comments so I'll give more replies. D reason I haven't reply since is because of data. But thank God for opramini

MrBrownJay1:


as much as i understand your stand, remember that, whether in Nigeria OR Jeruslaem, you need to focus on "better yourself" 1st before thinking of women. if you cant get 3 square meals a day, and/or dont even have a place of your own then your priorities in life is to fix that before going after women.



i do understand that the majority of Nigerian men A) think very little of themselves and B) believe that the only way to get a woman is by having money. these sad men have been brainwashed by these good for nothing women oloshos into believing that to approach a woman, you need to have cold cash to throw at that miserable mentally broken being.
again, you certainly dont need money to attract a good woman in your life, you only need money to attract pay as you go oloshos that value men upon the money they spend on her.
A WOMEN WHO DOESNT VALUE YOU WHEN YOU ARE BROKE HAS NO BUSINESS BEING IN YOUR LIFE WHEN YOU FINALLY MAKE MONEY!

Yeah I get your point it's the reason men should stopping looking at things from their angle.

A man won't always be boyuant day in day out, year on year.

Unseen circumstances arise thus the reason I make it clear to any woman that I can partly take care of their needs.
But this love is a 50/50 thing, that I expect nothing less.
That if it's not to her taste she can move on....

I noticed women love men who have their life planned out and have the means to fuel it.

So yeah when am outta of ammo, she knows she's the one to lead temporarily till I reload.

Softboy001:


What are you even saying, please allow people that have meaningful things to say comment

Bro stop watching porn.

I'm 1000000% sure that's your problem.

Missyajoke:


Thank you sir

You're so welcome dear. Joke please can I have your number? I want to know you outside Nairaland.

Here's my number and it's my WhatsApp number too. Please call me or text me or WhatsApp me please Joke... 08100553547

MisterKennedy:
You're so welcome dear. Joke please can I have your number? I want to know you outside Nairaland.

Here's my number and it's my WhatsApp number too. Please call me or text me or WhatsApp me please Joke... 08100553547

Okayy sir

MisterKennedy:

Hello dear. How're you doing? And how's your week going?

Seriously it has gotten to this no picture but u are already fantasizing
Keep on dearing ursef
As in if u see me and am a mad woman what would u say or if I was ur wife/gal friend/mother
Nigerians ehn
Hooooonyyyy folks everywhere
Miss me go and find d next account to disturb

Look my dear. You're not alone in this sex-strike. We gather dey here...

Only that our stories vary.

I'm 25, the true matter be say I never really lash any lady.

Not because because I don't have money, not because I'm short or ugly. Though I've been kinda broke, but sourcing a legit way out of that life of lacks and wants.

But hey! I'm not a saint sexually o, I've done shitty things in the past, I've smooched in the past. From birth till date, I've had 2 girl friends which I broke up with each just after three months.

I've seen their unclothedness, romanced and do some dirty things with them but I also made it clear to them that, hey, no penetration. No way, and I was intentional about that. My dick will be hard staring at them I'll have them give give me MouthAction. They suck the hell out that dick and make me cum, feeling relieved.

And I've been masturbating, right from my teens.

But now I've given up on masturbation, God helped me out of that filthy lifestyle. That would be a story for another day.

Now I've quit masturbation, through willingness and the help of the Holy Spirit, fighting hard every day to stay away forever.

Here's comes the issue, Mr KONJI won't let me rest... Dick rising at every slightest glance.

But thank God I'm ready busy with my life that I don't even pay attention to my sexual desires.

Normally it's okay to be aroused. Those chemicals reacting inside of you were placed by God Himself. He wired you like that for a purpose. You're sexual creation, so don't feel bad when the urge comes. Just trust God to help you through it.

Now it's almost a year without a girlfriend...

Meaning, no sex, be it intercourse or oral. No smooching, no touching of any kind, no kissing, also no MASTURBATION.

And guess what, I'm happier now. Than ever before. Physically nothing troubles me. No emotional attachment to anyone. I use my time to develop my potentials, bringing out the best in myself, maximizing my youth life while preparing for a glorious future.

Spiritual, I have a wonderful connectivity with God. The koinonia has been awesome, nothing feels like it. And nothing can be compared to having the confidence that you're in good terms with your father.

Life is better now in all RAMIFICATIONS...

I live a more fulfilled life.

Maybe the lack of money is a sign that God really want you to give up on that immoral life, just think about it.

Missyajoke:


Okayy sir

Good evening Joke dear. How's your day going?
I've still not seeing your call nor text nor message on WhatsApp. Please call or WhatsApp me dear 08100553547

Oloristarr:


Seriously it has gotten to this no picture but u are already fantasizing
Keep on dearing ursef
As in if u see me and am a mad woman what would u say or if I was ur wife/gal friend/mother
Nigerians ehn
Hooooonyyyy folks everywhere
Miss me go and find d next account to disturb

what are you even saying? It's not every guy that says hi to a lady that's Hot, mind you. I liked the way you chat in one of your comments that's why I decided to chat with you but now I'm just disappointed. Do you think I choose who to chat with based on their looks or prowess?

It's alright sha. Please avoid me

MisterKennedy:
what are you even saying? It's not every guy that says hi to a lady that's Hot, mind you. I liked the way you chat in one of your comments that's why I decided to chat with you but now I'm just disappointed. Do you think I choose who to chat with based on their looks or prowess?

It's alright sha. Please avoid me

See this one avoid ur life
Pervvvv

MisterKennedy:
Good evening Joke dear. How's your day going?
I've still not seeing your call nor text nor message on WhatsApp. Please call or WhatsApp me dear 08100553547

Stop disturbing every lady on this forum guy rest

Oloristarr:

Stop disturbing every lady on this forum guy rest

wetin concern you? Abeg face front

Oloristarr:

See this one avoid ur life
Pervvvv

You're a very stupid bitch. Thunder fire you. I don't date stupid girls like you.... Abeg no use your raggae spoil my blues.... I no want you again. You're not my type... Please kindly get lost.