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Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by AlphaMale666: 9:54pm On Dec 05, 2021
1. She poo just like you! And it smells real bad! undecided

2. She passes out urine and has to clean with tissue when done!

3. Her mess stink bad just like yours!

4. She mensurates and you don't!

Always know as a male, you're the superior one. She's the one that's supposed to chase because you're the prize! Not her. Always remember this.

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Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by Toochildish666: 10:04pm On Dec 05, 2021
It a pity! Some critical simpsons will never learn

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Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by AlphaMale666: 10:10pm On Dec 05, 2021
Toochildish666:
It a pity! Some critical simpsons will never learn
sad tongue

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Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by yyba: 10:16pm On Dec 05, 2021
Toochildish666:
It a pity! Some critical simpsons will never learn
it shall never be well with Simpsons undecided

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Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by dudusky007(m): 10:17pm On Dec 05, 2021
Y did I even open diz underage post nonsense

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Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by Nobody: 10:22pm On Dec 05, 2021
dudusky007:
Y did I even open diz underage post nonsense


your mama Na underage!!!

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Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by Nobody: 10:24pm On Dec 05, 2021
How can I unsee this useless thread?
Jeez...... undecided

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Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by AlphaMale666: 10:33pm On Dec 05, 2021
Johndagr8t:



your mama Na underage!!!
Thank you boss. I no need reply the bastard. undecided

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Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by Jeremani: 10:39pm On Dec 05, 2021
There's was a day I wanted to scope one fine babe like that, I told my guy I was going after that girl.
My nigga told me " bro na hole wey that girl take dey piss and sh**t na u dey ment for like this"
Omo the talk week my body, I just lock up

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Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by AlphaMale666: 10:52pm On Dec 05, 2021
Jeremani:
There's was a day I wanted to scope one fine babe like that, I told my guy I was going after that girl.
My nigga told me " bro na hole wey that girl take dey piss and sh**t na u dey ment for like this"
Omo the talk week my body, I just lock up

it will never be well with all simps! angry

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Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by AlphaMale666: 10:54pm On Dec 05, 2021
Beebah2000:
How can I unsee this useless thread?
Jeez...... undecided
this mumu man, you don come again!? cheesy

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Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by Jeremani: 10:56pm On Dec 05, 2021
AlphaMale666:
it will never be well with all simps! angry
Amen except they open their mind to the red pill

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Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 10:59pm On Dec 05, 2021
AlphaMale666:
1. She poo just like you! And it smells real bad! undecided

2. She passes out urine and has to clean with tissue when done!

3. Her mess stink bad just like yours!

4. She mensurates and you don't!

Always know as a male, you're the superior one. She's the one that's supposed to chase because you're the prize! Not her. Always remember this.
Is this what you would tell your girl child?
This is synonymous to making a girl agree she's inferior,no good,will always be subdued. Gosh! For fvck sake the difference between a male and female is the reproductive system.

If you are the prize,then you're to be bought.
Then I can use you as I please
If I'm buying you,then you can't be my superior. Lol.....you don't know what you stand for.

Females,you ain't less than any man.
The society,even the Bible has made us to feel less,we loose confidence and think the ever right and good gender to be created is the man. Fvck it.
You are as important as the gender that chases after you.

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Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by younglleo: 11:01pm On Dec 05, 2021
Comrade!
Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 11:02pm On Dec 05, 2021
Jeremani:
There's was a day I wanted to scope one fine babe like that, I told my guy I was going after that girl.
My nigga told me " bro na hole wey that girl take dey piss and sh**t na u dey ment for like this"
Omo the talk week my body, I just lock up

you know no say na hole you too dey use piss and shit?
Your urethra orifice is hole na,ABI na square be your own?
Your Anal orifice is hole too na. What's important ?

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Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by AlphaMale666: 11:03pm On Dec 05, 2021
ukaface:
Is this what you would tell your girl child?
This is synonymous to making a girl agree she's inferior,no good,will always be subdued. Gosh! For fvck sake the difference between a male and female is the reproductive system.

If you are the prize,then you're to be bought.
Then I can use you as I please
If I'm buying you,then you can't be my superior. Lol.....you don't know what you stand for.

Females,you ain't less than any man.
The society,even the Bible has made us to feel less,we loose confidence and think the ever right and good gender to be created is the man. Fvck it.
You are as important as the gender that chases after you.
mumu man posing as a female. If you want to be a female so badly, cut ur prick off and make a hole in it. undecided

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Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 11:04pm On Dec 05, 2021
AlphaMale666:
mumu man posing as a female. If you want to be a female so badly, cut ur prick off and make a hole in it. undecided
I spoke the truth,it hit you hard and all of a sudden I'm a man posing as a female?

Because females can't make out sense like I did right?

Sorry dear,I am a WOMAN


Lmao,I think your outburst is due to heartbreak.....lol.
Calm down
If you ever want to father a child,you will definitely need a menstruating woman

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Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by AlphaMale666: 11:10pm On Dec 05, 2021
ukaface:
I spoke the truth,it hit you hard and all of a sudden I'm a man posing as a female?

Because females can't make out sense like I did right?

Sorry dear,I am a WOMAN


Lmao,I think your outburst is due to heartbreak.....lol.
Calm down
If you ever want to father a child,you will definitely need a menstruating woman
heartbreak? Hahaha! Ashawo dey break pesin heart?

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Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 11:13pm On Dec 05, 2021
AlphaMale666:
heartbreak? Hahaha! Ashawo dey break pesin heart?
I knew it... grin grin grin grin grin
Woman don break your heart,you come dey form Alpha male + 666 cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin
I Gerrit my dear, you're in the stage of anger...lol
You'll be fine. Take heart you hear,it's life challenges. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by AlphaMale666: 11:14pm On Dec 05, 2021
ukaface:
I knew it... grin grin grin grin grin
Woman don break your heart,you come dey form Alpha male + 666 cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin
I Gerrit my dear, you're in the stage of anger...lol
You'll be fine. Take heart you hear,it's life challenges. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
You're such a fool! cry

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Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 11:16pm On Dec 05, 2021
AlphaMale666:
You're such a fool! cry
oh,you are pained...lmao ( grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
I thought you're an alpha....
Oh my God, you're so funny
I'm having a fit from laughing.

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Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by 4gunners(m): 11:18pm On Dec 05, 2021
AlphaMale666:
1. She poo just like you! And it smells real bad! undecided

2. She passes out urine and has to clean with tissue when done!

3. Her mess stink bad just like yours!

4. She mensurates and you don't!

Always know as a male, you're the superior one. She's the one that's supposed to chase because you're the prize! Not her. Always remember this.
grin grin Nairaland guys no go kee person
Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by Jeremani: 11:24pm On Dec 05, 2021
ukaface:
you know no say na hole you too dey use piss and shit?
Your urethra orifice is hole na,ABI na square be your own?
Your Anal orifice is hole too na. What's important ?

Then I didn't know, that's y I took em female serious, I was probably 14 then. Ever since I knew there's nothing special about em, Man has been leaving fine and won't ever simp again.

Some guyz think there's something special about em female, Incase you don't know those hole in em is too collect trash mehn deposit in em.

I know you're pain but sorry am not God that design you that way.
Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by Ogamuna(m): 11:24pm On Dec 05, 2021
All these redpill children, I nur just deh understand una again.
Be like if banny nur pick call, after una spend your last 1k on am. Una go come here deh preach.
Omo, try deh catch cruise. Enjoy life as e be.
Misogyny is not redpill.

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Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 11:30pm On Dec 05, 2021
Jeremani:


Then I didn't know, that's y I took em female serious, I was probably 14 then. Ever since I knew there's nothing special about em, Man has been leaving fine and won't ever simp again.

Some guyz think there's something special about em female, Incase you don't know those hole in em is too collect trash mehn deposit in em.

I know you're pain but sorry am not God that design you that way.
grin grin grin
Lmao
You just said, you deposit trash into females..... grin grin grin grin grin
In other words,men are carrier of trash,then we are all the same naaaa...

Of cos, there's everything special about females.
If you don't believe me,be a bobrisky then .

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Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 11:33pm On Dec 05, 2021
Omo
This thread na comedy
Na now I understand the origin of simp.
Lol.... Females don give Una heartbreak, Una come invent name out of pain call am ' simp'

And,y'all think females don't have power??
We fvcking do.

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Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by Jeremani: 11:40pm On Dec 05, 2021
ukaface:
grin grin grin
Lmao
You just said, you deposit trash into females..... grin grin grin grin grin
In other words,men are carrier of trash,then we are all the same naaaa...

Of cos, there's everything special about females.
If you don't believe me,be a bobrisky then .
He knows that being a man is not easy, hence being a female is like a thief, taking things that is not urs.

Okay since you are female. Abeg tell me what's special about u. And try attache your pix

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Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by Jeremani: 11:45pm On Dec 05, 2021
ukaface:
Omo
This thread na comedy
Na now I understand the origin of simp.
Lol.... Females don give Una heartbreak, Una come invent name out of pain call am ' simp'

And,y'all think females don't have power??
We fvcking do.
Your own na play,
I have never had heart break since I was born.

The last girl I broke her heart...Her mom personally msg me. That she Never wants to see me in her life again.
it gat me wondering, could I have been dating her as well?
Y do you think she said so?
Help me out?
Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 11:46pm On Dec 05, 2021
Jeremani:

He knows that being a man is not easy, hence being a female is like a thief, taking things that is not urs.

Okay since you are female. Abeg tell me what's special about u. And try attache your pix
lol
Y'all will always be the same.
See, now you dey ask for pix. Later you go dey rebuke simping.
Very soon,he go say drop number.

For your info, everything about a female is fvcking special,from her complexion to her height,weight,look,physique, menstruation,skill,intellect is special.

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Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by Nobody: 11:47pm On Dec 05, 2021
Johndagr8t:



your mama Na underage!!!
And you're an alpha? undecided

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Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 11:47pm On Dec 05, 2021
Jeremani:

Your own na play,
I have never had heart break since I was born.

The last girl I broke her heart...Her mom personally msg me. That she Never wants to see me in her life again.
it gat me wondering, could I have been dating her as well?
Y do you think she said so?
Help me out?
see me see wahala.
Aiit.
Ciao
Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by Jeremani: 11:56pm On Dec 05, 2021
ukaface:
lol
Y'all will always be the same.
See, now you dey ask for pix. Later you go dey rebuke simping.
Very soon,he go say drop number.

For your info, everything about a female is fvcking special,from her complexion to her height,weight,look,physique, menstruation,skill,intellect is special.

I intentionally ask for you pix bc I know your type,Lie full una mouth.
I asked what's special about you, you are talking about "her"
Meaning you out of all those qualities
I knew it.

She na the number wey u don borrow money from MTN wey u no fit pay back I wan collect abi which one?

Hanty abeg rest

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