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see dis one face like who see kidnappers..huh

elosonservices:
RIP

u welcome..it is well..keep the faith and hope alive..

fpeter:
Amen, thank you.

they had the airport..sorry death port to control the people excesses u know the child breeding problem in dat region and they cudnt take simple caution ..so the death port was to help them..lol

dsmooth1:
Runway to meet baba God

na waooo see why i said media isnt for indomie brained generation..

kingofthesouth:
I Am a student but the money my mother gives me for upkeep is not enough so I decided to start working to support myself.

so i applied in a security company for an all night job and the posted me to one big womans house like that. So i started working there as a guard

at first i really loved the place becos she was nice to me. She gave me food on daily basis and also gave me transport home once in a while.

Her driver told me the last person that was working there was sacked becos he sleeps too much . so he advised me to make sure i dont sleep before 12 so dat madam will like me.

I did my best. I would go to work around 6pm, patrol round every 30min till around 2am before i will sleep. My madam has hidden cameras in the compound so she used that to see the time i slept.

The woman really liked me and i enjoyed working there because of the money she gave me,

so one day something shocking happened. I went to work, did my normal patrol them around 2am i prayed and slept.

While sleeping i had a terrible dream, a snake was purshuing me and i ran and ran till i saw a fence. I climbed on the fence and jumped over it. Immediately i jumped, i woke up.

After waking up i got the biggest shock of my life, i saw a black snake very close to where i was lying down. I was so afraid so out of fear i ran away from there and couldnt sleep again till day break.
To be continued, Typing......

ur eye sharp but u nor fit warn ur country men abt dis chanjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii shame on u..na to dey speculate short people material u sabi dololzzzz abeg nor vex oooo na question i ask..

englishmart:
e no fit pass one yard of that material to sew him size of agbada

my broda na we naaa ..abeg nor go blind ooooo wen u see this type of crime we shud come to ur mind first..we the flat.heads..we industrialise every we go with drug peddling,creating jobs in our baby factory..agitate wrongly ..clone original products all in the name of hustle..u know us naaa u dont need dat ur microscope broo we are the men from the land of the rising sun and we are plagues...lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

menstrualpad:
just checking names... Dike again!

ur miracle is on the way..

fpeter:
May God forgive them.....
To think that i am still praying for a baby
unfair world...

plsssssssssss help us tell the indomie brain generation...dis ones juz live in absential..dey dont know wataguan..

donk552:
who tell u even in saudi there's ashawo biz goin underground

m.oron the mirror boy spotted on nairaland..

SuperSupremo:
Mirror go answer you as many as you want

i repeat again mummmmmmmmmmmmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu must u talk?

SuperSupremo:
Say that to a mirror and you get the best answer



Out-witted fellow!!!

MUMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MUST U COMMENT...?

SuperSupremo:
It serves them right


upon all varieties of works available abroad they still chose to sell pussay


Some people will still love to do Ash*wo business in heaven self

typical example of after the reggae play the BLUES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol after the rescue become cutie.

Suigeneris93:
And people go say Bingo no get sense

she help her papa..u dey useless to us..cuz ordinary better comment u nor fit use help nairaland..idioramus has scoreddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.

bethelbrill:
Who she EPP? Nonsense and ingredient

i cud term stupid as a good appelate for an agric fowl nairalander who has cholera of the brain and mouth..am tired of this who u help ish it is now a social nuisance .

TheSpecial0ne:
Dont b stupiid!

the paddy make me laugh s tey my moi moi fall insyd my garri ijebu..

pimplucious:
Haha wicked!!!

ahahahhahahahah lol@pentium...u must be from the old days my friend...gladtomeetu#

dyadeleye:
Some people brain na Pentium 0:1

never heard of this group..until a cow became a leader..now lol @(MACBAN)..

weyabblog:
Fayose is God sent. Chaiii buhari want to finish us. When did buhari give our lands to fulani for their our personal business of no tax. We are finished. Chaiiii
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http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/fayose-has-no-right-to-ban-cattle-rearing-in-ekiti-%E2%80%93-fulani-herdsmen.212611/

FANTASTICALLY HILARIOUS COMEDY COMING FROM A STRAIGHT ROUNDABOUT...lol if that means anything then share if it doesnt lets just pop in the likes for now...

Nicur:
Olalekan Adetayo, Abuja

President Muhammadu Buhari will spend N3.914bn on the maintenance of the Presidential Villa, Abuja this year.

This is apart from another N282.962m he has already set aside for the  General Maintenance Services of State House (Headquarters); and the N41.844m budgeted for General Maintenance Services of State House Operations (Vice President).



These figures are contained in the details of the 2016 Appropriation Act recently signed into law by the President and made available on the website of the Budget Office.

According to the details, the Federal Government will pay the N3.914bn to a construction giant, Julius Berger Plc, saddled with the responsibility of maintaining the seat of power.

The amount is tagged Annual Routine Maintenance of Villa Facilities.

The State House Operations (President) got a total allocation of N1.698bn in the budget while State House Operations (Vice-President) got a total allocation of N289.617bn.

Out of the N282.962m budgets for General Maintenance Services of State House (Headquarters), N182.079m will be spent on maintenance of motor vehicles/transport equipment; N11.545m for the maintenance of office furniture; N27.846m for the maintenance of office/Information Technology equipment; N13.620m for the maintenance of plants/generators and N47.870m for “other maintenance services.”

The breakdown of the N41.844m budgeted for General Maintenance Services of State House Operations (Vice President) shows that N27.139m is for the maintenance of motor vehicles/transport equipment; N1.451m for the maintenance of office furniture; N4.422m for the maintenance of plants/generator; and N8.832m for “other maintenance services.”

Under Materials and Supplies, N103.470m is budgeted for foodstuff/catering materials supplies; N321.070m for miscellaneous; N276.879m for honorarium and sitting allowance; while N44.190m is allocated to publicity and advertisement.

N32.368m is allocated to General Consulting and Professional Services.

Under that category, financial consulting got N25.063m; N2.713m allocated to legal services; and N4.591 budgeted for budget preparation.

The Federal Government will also be buying recreation materials worth N12.075m for the Presidential Villa during the year.
http://www.punchng.com/buhari-spend-n3-9bn-aso-rock-maintenance/?

av got to say shut da f.up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!exile go and do the needful arrest the whole family and dogs u any got ur dss dogs to use as usual stopppppppppppppppppp spamming nairaland jobless mofossssssssssss...next educative news plsssssssssssssssssssssssss

DaBullIT:
Hahahahahahahaha BushidoBlue


Your mentor Don run o


Wetin go happen now? Still want to praise him some more?


Ha he's untouchable

Nigeria will burn

DSS no fit

And all that arrant nonsense looks like Bloda Jonathan has gone into hiding like the fathers before him Ojukwu and Co


TonyeBarcanista what you got to say?

no smoke without fire..d guy aint wako...demand pull inflation in economics..wen a fight happens definetely there was a duel...

Cutehector:
Her younger brother beat her?




Maka why na

Gbaguannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn tales by moonlight.....

nbright:
no b cars again?

u be be wan see national budget therein??na poo full am..i don sabi ur type u dey like bones alll in the name of lekpa...lol...guy bones are for dogs real meat are for real MEN.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DeSepiero:
That nyash na shit full am

wat if u be doctorna to use injectionif u be buhari....u go use MALU MALU!!!!LOL

pdppower:
As a carpenter, when I want to cut my cake, I will use hammer or nail.

LOL...amadioha cant save u the day i recharge ur face wiv my left hand and u try to slap back..anyways u cant cuz na ambulance or keke napep community go dey look for to tow u go hospital..lol

Beremx:
You for slap am back!

Seyi Law is a big fool!

ur comment really explains ur nairaland name..ur BRAIN RESIDES IN THE SOUTH.

southpole:
If truly bokoharam was a plan then the plan succeeded because an ineffective person who is not
qualified to be a local govt Councillor was president.

surrender to buhari..at last he will have something for his zombies on 29th..this apc politricks is really epic..but to only the sane minds cuz we know he is the patron of boko..now he has the power he hungered for they can surrender and lets have peace..smh

uscofield:
Islamic extremist militants Boko Haram, who have killed at least 2,600 people in Nigeria, reportedly want to broker a deal with the government to release the remaining kidnapped Chibok schoolgirls in return for escaping execution. Two hundred schoolgirls were seized from a school in Chibok two years ago and have never been traced or found. It is believed only a third of them remain alive.
According to a report in The Times, senior members of the terrorist group told Nigerian newspaper Leadership Friday that it was prepared to negotiate a surrender and release the hostages on the condition they would not be not betrayed by the government or killed for giving up arms.
"We want to surrender because things are getting worse," said Amir Muhammad Abdullahi, who is reportedly Boko Haram's second in command. He said no side was winning the battle and that only a third of the girls remained as "the rest have been martyred".
It comes as two Chibok girls have reportedly been released – one of whom called Amina Ali Darsha Nkeki who was found near Sambisa forest and believed to have been freed as a 'gesture of good faith' by the militants.
However, there was confusion mounting over whether the second girl, (who has not been named), was freed in a raid on a Boko Haram camp on 19 May, was from Chibok. Yakubu Nkeke told The Times: "I can say in my capacity as the head of the Chibok Abducted Girls Parents group that this girl is not among the abducted girls."

Who are Nigeria's Boko Haram terrorists?
Boko Haram (recently renamed Iswap) fights against Western influence in Nigeria and aims to impose its version of Sharia law on the country. The group declared an Islamic caliphate in Gwoza, along the Cameroon border, in August 2014.
Boko Haram has raided several cities in the north of the country in a bid to take control of more land.
Three states − Adamawa, Borno and Yobe − have been under a state of emergency since May 2013, due to Boko Haram's attacks.
The group has killed at least 2,600 people since the beginning of 2015. More than 180 have been killed since the beginning of June.

SOURCE: INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS TIMES
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/boko-haram-willing-discuss-surrender-release-chibok-girls-1561301?utm_source=yahoo&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=rss&utm_content=/rss/yahoous/news&yptr=yahoo

STILL SEARCHING FOR THE HIP....AS MUCH AS I LIKE LOADED BABES...ALL I SAW NOW WAS MESCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW....SHAKPA NO FACE ANYWHERE NO RESPECT.

yusaze:


SEE MORE OF HER VACATION PHOTOS @@

http://www.9janewsarena.com/2016/05/ini-edo-flaunts-svelte-figure-in-vacation-photos.html

IF NA DEADLIEST MAKE DEM HELP US SEND AM BACK...BEFORE DEM HELEP US KILL AM NAAAA..DEADLIEST BUT WE NEED ABAH...NA BY FORCE??LOL

blueto:
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Kelechi Iheana- cho picked up another award at Manchester City’s Alternative End of Season Awards on Thursday.

The 19-year-old clocked up 752 minutes of game time in the Premier League, scoring a goal every 93.88 minutes, making him the deadliest striker in the English topflight, ahead of teammate Aguero. Having won the Best Fluke Goal, Best Disallowed Goal and Best First Touch awards on Wednesday, Iheanacho added the Stat of the Season to his collection on the back of having the best goals-to-minute ratio in the Premier League. The Nigeria international finished the season with 14 goals across all competitions, including a hat-trick against Aston Villa.

Goals to minute ratio

Iheanacho – 93.88

Aguero – 98.88

Sturridge – 122.38

Vardy – 130.79

: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/05/iheanacho-named-deadliest-striker-epl/

ahaahahahahaaa old woman funny sha..cuz doze types na already afghanistan obo dem get...everybody dey hear abt am but nobody wan the VISA...LOL..NOW LET THE LOL LIKES DRIP IN..

Reeberry:
No mind the old woman jare. She want to fight and support for them fellow hoe blindly. I pity her, she will later give up.

lol....as i nor get power to fight i go sha get mouth to yarn..rmba violence against them na offence..but no crime to use mouth place em hoes where dey belong...she ju carry mouth like calabash of palmwine wey break begin insult brovaz early momo..i still dey package am dey give am polite insult she still nor wan wise..i gats cut chain show am as e dey hot..no level bro!the rzn why some of the hoes dey get mouth anyhow na becuz its illegal to kill dem i swear down.

Reeberry:
Why you get bad mouth like this?

and anyone or group of persons who believes this poo should be EXTERMINATED...i cant grab any sense of usefulness or salvage purposes for fools really it beats me..

michoim:
The people that think this is stage manage need to have their head examined.

Now u know...isnt that why u are online to learn..even chad has their own in fulani..dont ask me where i read it from oooooo...lol

innocent1:
I don't know WAEC has Hausa Version of all its question papers