Ocholu:
Before the Manchester derby started today, I was making mouth that my lovely team; Manchester United would put in a good fight. I boasted to my baby girl that Manchester United is the best team in the world. And it'll be hard for them to lose.

My Girlfriend wouldn't just support me. Arhh! She said we'd talk about it after the game. She's not a football person though. But because of my love for the round leather game, she miraculously found a way of supporting Chelsea .

Before the game, I called her again and threw in some heavy ego statements. Told her that Manchester United would send its noisy neighbours back to relegation LoL.

I didn't call her after the game. Off course, Man U lost woefully. They put in a very dismal performance. I missed some of her calls (deliberately). Only for me to come online and see trolling messages .

I just left her there for now. Make I branch one joint take one bottle.

Soulsymbol99:



Lemme help u small....... Front of car sitting, shawarma/fish barbecue eating, iPhone requesting, BBnaija, idols, Britain/America's got talent, Botched watching, social media surfing etc to mention but a few

Agbegbaorogboye:


Are you not the same guy toasting one babe on another thread?
Your girlfriend must hear dis!!

Magnoliaa:
Mtcheeeeewwwww. Yaaaawwwnnnsssss.

gaftsoil:
She does nt support chelsea because u love football. She supports chelsea because a guy that she loves is a chelsea fan. Find another girlfriend. Gaftsoil don talk.

gaftsoil:
She does nt support chelsea because u love football. She supports chelsea because a guy that she loves is a chelsea fan. Find another girlfriend. Gaftsoil don talk.

IJEYdiamond:
But how did u people think u could beat man city...

Lol.... i was not expecting so much goals... but wao wo.. i was shocked 4.......Lol... i know some people didn't sleep well last night... and for some na grooving things. .....

Penguin2:


Don’t mind the fowl.

He should break up with a good woman because she supports a different club.

This taunting they are taunting each other is part of relationship spices na.

People no just get sense.

Penguin2:
The kinda girls I like.

Girls I’d banter with.

Girls that understand the difference between Premier League, La liga, Serie A, etc.

Girls that understand the geopolitical zones in Nigeria.

Not some dumb idiots that only use their phones for InMessage and Snapchat filters and Instagram

Blunttruth:

You need consolation sex

hippyj:

Yes,the number is on whatsapp, willing to relocate to Ogun state if the pay is ok.
Thanks

Senomii:
Na rare correct babe wey you get

No be all these brainless, zeeworld watching, zee music dancing, keeping up with the fvckin kardashians and basketball olosho wives watching, dstv remote hiding, agents of satan

Munzy14:

Women don suffer for una hands...

Bullman:



It's a trap

Senomii:

Omo, guy e dey pain my brain,dey destroy my intellect ehn

Bobxin:

I pray never to meet such again in my life. Life is not fun with such girls

Senomii:
Na rare correct babe wey you get

No be all these brainless, zeeworld watching, zee music dancing, keeping up with the fvckin kardashians and basketball olosho wives watching, dstv remote hiding, agents of satan

Mariangeles:


It is not funny.

That is why I hate this place.

Munzy14:

Don't put emotion to everything...

Some comments are not that deep from the posters...

How can you hate a place you come to unwind? And meet nice people?

Senomii:

Likewise bro

Mariangeles:


You are what you attract. Just so you know.

Mariangeles:


If I don’t put emotion to things, then it also means I won’t laugh when I read a joke.



Onye gwara gi?



There are some good here sha…but it’s mostly toxic.

hippyj:

Yes,the number is on whatsapp, willing to relocate to Ogun state if the pay is ok.
Thanks

Zidoh:
Hello

Zidoh:
Hello