Dorwadora:
pls ma/ sir .... Don't be annoyed...

Palema007:
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

I knew it was only a matter of time!
I could do this till your already microdiick becomes invisible! You are a joke and I hope you have learnt your lesson to never in your miserable Nl existence come to my mentions with nonsense!

Go play with sands, sticks and stones dumbass! . Radarada!

Palema007:
Sorry about that, kindly create another. Perhaps that would be sane and fun.

Dorwadora:
On the contrary... The humanity in him was not totally gone .... He never had sex with me... But money, time, food..... Nigga took advantage of the naive, omo mummy 18 years old me. I work like mad.... Scrub jeans tire

Magnoliaa:


Watch how the same thing will crawl into your mentions again. All by itself. Na so e go dey carry torch, dey take light trouble fess and then falling back to 'I don't do this yada yada yada.'

You should understand, though. If e no mention women, e go kpai. Na crack e be like for am, so responding to them once once is our service to humanity and nature.

EmzyT:
[s][/s]Oga, behave na, what happened to your phone's "Google" ? Why can't you go on a Quick Search instead of displaying your Ignorance here? Upon the 1001 times that word "Simp" has been used on this Forum, You still claim not to know the meaning? The thread is for Ladies to Share their Experience but here you are Derailing it I no know watin dey do una for this Nairaland, them go create thread for girls to comment, Booooom Old men wey don marry drop children for house go quickly come show their foolishness by Hijacking the thread. Las-las una go get sense for this Nairaland

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram my OWN!



1st time wey I get admission for Imo state poly nekede.


Na ASHAWOO house b the second text book I go look for..


I GATZ link up wit some bad bad owerri Niggaz wey de BLA WEED!


them show me around and carry me JAZZ in many ASHAWOO hotels...


although it was kind of cost Shar..


but I prefer Lagos ASHAWOO house because for here, I de NACK ASHAWOO wit 5h or 1k and I go even SUUK BOBZ join..


I just from ASHAWOO house de JAZZ back now..


the ASHAWOO BANI wey I NACK, she really do me justice!


this girl nearly CHOP off my PREEK wit her TOTTO..


she use her too legs take tie me!


my PREEK come de bend..


although the NACKING SWEET ooo


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Magnoliaa:


Watch how the same thing will crawl into your mentions again. All by itself. Na so e go dey carry torch, dey take light trouble fess and then falling back to 'I don't do this yada yada yada.'

You should understand, though. If e no mention women, e go kpai. Na crack e be like for am, so responding to them once once is our service to humanity and nature.

Dorwadora:
No need for another thread... Another vawulence might come up ... I glad you had fun mam

immortalcrown:
Madam, take all your questions to Google. May any question you have asked or will ask on Nairaland attract a curse upon you since my question on Nairaland is literally criminalized by you..

EmzyT:
[s][/s]Oga, I'm a guy and heaven knows I wouldn't be asking such silly Questions or better still, being stupid just like you! I know how many times I've come across words, histories etc I didn't know about herein and quietly and quickly used the Google to clear myself without nobody knowing about it. We all know your plan, to derail the thread and seek attention like a Pauper! Give yourself some Decorum and Stop showing us your Ignorance Oga, you're older than this!

Palema007:
The guy is an e-idiot, a complete waste metamorphosed to a creature with fingers but no cerebellum, unfortunately we are to suffer its unidentified existence because somehow it got assess to a browsing phone.
Kilo mu yo lati Fi ro pe Palema loku lati waa ija eh?

His diss lines like kindergartens telling stories they picked from their parents' conversations. Lol And the guy dey funny me sha...

Otapiapia.

immortalcrown:

If asking a question makes a person a fool, may you be considered a fool whenever you ask a question. How is it an offense for me to comment on your post? Is there Ladies' section on Nairaland where men are not supposed to comment?

Magnoliaa:


Otapiapia.

treziMcCarthy:
Oga stop skimping.. It was boldly written, strictly for ladies, why not just sit down and and read what our beautiful ladies have to say.. So you Caan learn and experience, damn... Stop making foolkery of yourself nig$$@.

Angela62:
My first year in uni was when I got a delicious breakfast. There is this cute guy that looks like Ramsey noah, fair and fine, always on sport wears that the mere sight of him strolling by makes my heart go jigi jigi.

The guy toasted me one hot afternoon, and we started dating shortly after. Like play, I turn to his housemaid. I mean, he didn't turned me, I turned myself into it as an expression of my love. I washed, cleaned, scrubbed, soaked, and vacuum. I treated him like my child.

Will I say he served me or I served myself, but I caught him with different girls and I forgave him, but the one that broke me completely was when I caught him with my close friend. I don't think I've felt like that before in my life, [b]I didn't eat for days. I broke it off myself since I can't stomach that sight. [/b]Thank God now eh, I look well well before I enter, fine boys only doesn't do it for me again.

Magnoliaa:

Otapiapia.

EmzyT:
[s][/s]


Oga, Nobody asked you! The thread is for Ladies! We honestly do not care if you've gone to all the Ashawo house in the world. But if you must, then Create a Thread and tell the world about how you've around the Whole Ashawo house in the world.

For the sake of those who'd be interested though!

Dorwadora:
But why is it always the first year at uni. At least it's still good that you did not eat. I did not go to the exam hall ... I was mourning...

God no let me dense again for this my life

Alaefulu:
Some people here claim too know every and act like a demigod,we all love to claim Mr right even when we are wrong and those who who want to correct the wronged person most a times do it as if they them self don't make mistake.

Dorwadora:
There was this guy I once dated for a short while. I feel so ashame to say this but it was during my year one. Very nice guy that made my young heart flutter. He was a finalist and he told me he wanted to marry me, he said Dora would you wait for me ... I said yes ... Mumu me

My mom was earning 890 naira per day then as per working at a factory. I would call her up every now and then requesting for money and foodstuffs little did she know that her daughter was a chef. Nigga doesn't eat meat and swallow....I would cook stew with (panla olosan) one fish like this. Anyone help me with the English name. Will cook rice with fried plantain with cold water. I'll now serve each dish into different plates.... Take it up to his room... Then Nigga would call his friend,they will lock the door and feast... This went on for more than 3 months before my mom called me to know the daughter of whom I am . The whole cooking levels reduced. I started washing clothes, plates, buying airtime for him with my small money ....

Ladies matter plenty I no fit yarn finish

Nigga sha served me breakfast along the way... His future wife was staying in the room next to him.... Me I was doing abelejayan , good girl me. I was so downcasted that I missed my 3 gst exams .... Premium tears 24/7 .

Since then me sef don turn redpiller


Ladies I took the red pill once and for all


Ladies share your simping experience

Jeon
Siofra
Candidlady

And every other ladies...

Dorwadora:
There was this guy I once dated for a short while. I feel so ashame to say this but it was during my year one. Very nice guy that made my young heart flutter. He was a finalist and he told me he wanted to marry me, he said Dora would you wait for me ... I said yes ... Mumu me

My mom was earning 890 naira per day then as per working at a factory. I would call her up every now and then requesting for money and foodstuffs little did she know that her daughter was a chef. Nigga doesn't eat meat and swallow....I would cook stew with (panla olosan) one fish like this. Anyone help me with the English name. Will cook rice with fried plantain with cold water. I'll now serve each dish into different plates.... Take it up to his room... Then Nigga would call his friend,they will lock the door and feast... This went on for more than 3 months before my mom called me to know the daughter of whom I am . The whole cooking levels reduced. I started washing clothes, plates, buying airtime for him with my small money ....

Ladies matter plenty I no fit yarn finish

Nigga sha served me breakfast along the way... His future wife was staying in the room next to him.... Me I was doing abelejayan , good girl me. I was so downcasted that I missed my 3 gst exams .... Premium tears 24/7 .

Since then me sef don turn redpiller


Ladies I took the red pill once and for all


Ladies share your simping experience

Jeon
Siofra
Candidlady

And every other ladies...

Angela62:
My first year in uni was when I got a delicious breakfast from a 'community waiter'. There is this cute guy that looks like Ramsey noah, fair and fine, always on sport wears that the mere sight of him strolling by makes my heart go jigi jigi.

The guy toasted me one hot afternoon, and we started dating shortly after. Like play, I turn to his housemaid. I mean, he didn't turned me, I turned myself into it as an expression of my love. I washed, cleaned, scrubbed, soaked, and vacuum. I treated him like my child.

Will I say he served me or I served myself, but I caught him with different girls and I forgave him, but the one that broke me completely was when I caught him with my close friend. I don't think I've felt like that before in my life, I didn't eat for days. I broke it off myself since I can't stomach that sight. Thank God now eh, I look well well before I enter, fine boys only doesn't do it for me again.

Dorwadora:
For ladies sir... This thread is for we women

immortalcrown:

Madam, post your nude here and write STRICTLY FOR YOU ALONE on the nude. Then blame another person for seeing the nude. You do not know the meaning of the word. Instead of respectfully telling me you do not know it, you diverted to something else. Is there a word that only women are permitted to know? How does putting STRICTLY FOR LADIES on a post make it a crime for me to ask a simple question on the post? Many males have commented on the post. You are attacking me because I asked a simple question. If you know the answer, tell me. If you do not know it, attacking me cannot make feel guilty.

EmzyT:
[s][/s]Oga, I'm a guy and at the Bolded, Heaven knows I wouldn't be asking such silly Questions or better still, being stupid just like you! I know how many times I've come across words, histories etc I didn't know about herein and quietly and quickly used the Google to clear myself without nobody knowing about it. We all know your plan, to derail the thread and seek attention like a Pauper! Give yourself some Decorum and Stop showing us your Ignorance Oga, you're older than this! I wish Nairaland could make “Creating threads” to be like "WhatsApp Groupchat” so when fools like you join and drop Uneccessary comments, you'd get your ass kicked out immidiately! Werey

illicit:
Make una no vex, e don do



Ishilove cum n share ur simp story if any

eedhrisademola:
Melo melo la fe wi!.