cuffee:
what planet are you from cos you behave like an alien from another solar system

Attention seeking mofo.

cuffee:
foolish and useless girl. No daughter of mine would simp like this

Hungry online mofo. Must you comment in matters above your paycheck?

cuffee:
why do you hate men? The same men that released their sperm for you to be born. Why? Are you okay?

Abeg stop fishing for idiots

Girls are willing to simp for me. Perhaps I understand the psychology of females more than most guys out there. I have realized that sometimes I'll bleep up or Bleep up (whatever what you think that is) and in the end it's the lady that will beg or apologize for overreacting and most of time try to make up by sending me money. This scenario has happened more than twenty times in my life that even with my great level of understanding, I am finding it hard to understand the sequence. "Anyways, the moves of a grandmaster may appear disadvantageous at first, but in the end he mostly wins". Such is Life. Maybe one day, I'll write about my little experiences

ChoCho54:
SIMP

are you jealous

cuffee:
are you jealous

Nope!
I hate simps!

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram my OWN!



1st time wey I get admission for Imo state poly nekede.


Na ASHAWOO house b the second text book I go look for..


I GATZ link up wit some bad bad owerri Niggaz wey de BLA WEED!


them show me around and carry me JAZZ in many ASHAWOO hotels...


although it was kind of cost Shar..


but I prefer Lagos ASHAWOO house because for here, I de NACK ASHAWOO wit 5h or 1k and I go even SUUK BOBZ join..


I just from ASHAWOO house de JAZZ back now..


the ASHAWOO BANI wey I NACK, she really do me justice!


this girl nearly CHOP off my PREEK wit her TOTTO..


she use her too legs take tie me!


my PREEK come de bend..


although the NACKING SWEET ooo


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

imo state poly na for umuagwo, the one for nekede na federal poly nekede, weed and ashawo toto don mess up ya head.. Continue

philosophie:
imo state poly na for umuagwo, the one for nekede na federal poly nekede, weed and ashawo toto don mess up ya head.. Continue

Holly Gram Sorry my Gee!


U de correct..


U deserve ODOGWU BITTERS!



wait oo.... U look like my Nigga cool G.. me and him de follow BLA WEED well well for school..


cool G na u be dis?


Me and u de follow go buy WEED for Douglas market Na, from ik hand..


I don miss dat ik WEED oooo..


u still de owerri?


WTF MAN!

Dorwadora:
There was this guy I once dated for a short while. I feel so ashame to say this but it was during my year one. Very nice guy that made my young heart flutter. He was a finalist and he told me he wanted to marry me, he said Dora would you wait for me ... I said yes ... Mumu me

My mom was earning 890 naira per day then as per working at a factory. I would call her up every now and then requesting for money and foodstuffs little did she know that her daughter was a chef. Nigga doesn't eat meat and swallow....I would cook stew with (panla olosan) one fish like this. Anyone help me with the English name. Will cook rice with fried plantain with cold water. I'll now serve each dish into different plates.... Take it up to his room... Then Nigga would call his friend,they will lock the door and feast... This went on for more than 3 months before my mom called me to know the daughter of whom I am . The whole cooking levels reduced. I started washing clothes, plates, buying airtime for him with my small money ....

Ladies matter plenty I no fit yarn finish

Nigga sha served me breakfast along the way... His future wife was staying in the room next to him.... Me I was doing abelejayan , good girl me. I was so downcasted that I missed my 3 gst exams .... Premium tears 24/7 .

Since then me sef don turn redpiller


Ladies I took the red pill once and for all


Ladies share your simping experience

Jeon
Siofra
Candidlady

And every other ladies...

You think say u don take red pill abi you never jam there are Usain bolt chasers out there with mad usain bolt chasing skills that are even ready to take a bullet for you just to prove a point but when time reach e go clear for your eye so for me u are still a simp irrespective of what you think Peace

Jeon:


DUH.

Wicked person

Angela62:

Wicked person

I JUST GREET YOU OOH DUH, U TRY

Dorwadora:
There was this guy I once dated for a short while. I feel so ashame to say this but it was during my year one. Very nice guy that made my young heart flutter. He was a finalist and he told me he wanted to marry me, he said Dora would you wait for me ... I said yes ... Mumu me

My mom was earning 890 naira per day then as per working at a factory. I would call her up every now and then requesting for money and foodstuffs little did she know that her daughter was a chef. Nigga doesn't eat meat and swallow....I would cook stew with (panla olosan) one fish like this. Anyone help me with the English name. Will cook rice with fried plantain with cold water. I'll now serve each dish into different plates.... Take it up to his room... Then Nigga would call his friend,they will lock the door and feast... This went on for more than 3 months before my mom called me to know the daughter of whom I am . The whole cooking levels reduced. I started washing clothes, plates, buying airtime for him with my small money ....

Ladies matter plenty I no fit yarn finish

Nigga sha served me breakfast along the way... His future wife was staying in the room next to him.... Me I was doing abelejayan , good girl me. I was so downcasted that I missed my 3 gst exams .... Premium tears 24/7 .

Since then me sef don turn redpiller


Ladies I took the red pill once and for all


Ladies share your simping experience

Jeon
Siofra
Candidlady

And every other ladies...

I've been so busy I couldn't reply earlier when I saw the mention.

I don't think I've had any simping experience. But if I remember I will update.

immortalcrown:

If asking a question makes a person a fool, may you be considered a fool whenever you ask a question. How is it an offense for me to comment on your post? Is there Ladies' section on Nairaland where men are not supposed to comment?

Keep quiet you fool. You're on this forum 24/7 yet you claim not to know what a "simp" is? Even if you don't know, Google nor dey? Why must you showcase your stupidity in public? A thread was created for ladies to air their views, you carried your foolishness to the thread. Now the whole forum knows you're an idiot

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Sorry my Gee!


U de correct..


U deserve ODOGWU BITTERS!



wait oo.... U look like my Nigga cool G.. me and him de follow BLA WEED well well for school..


cool G na u be dis?


Me and u de follow go buy WEED for Douglas market Na, from ik hand..


I don miss dat ik WEED oooo..


u still de owerri?


WTF MAN!

my coastline dah year na basica(FUTO) shaa. Buh ah been geh 1 or 2 compass dah way... U na Tight man, u geh doinz

Dorwadora:
There was this guy I once dated for a short while. I feel so ashame to say this but it was during my year one. Very nice guy that made my young heart flutter. He was a finalist and he told me he wanted to marry me, he said Dora would you wait for me ... I said yes ... Mumu me

My mom was earning 890 naira per day then as per working at a factory. I would call her up every now and then requesting for money and foodstuffs little did she know that her daughter was a chef. Nigga doesn't eat meat and swallow....I would cook stew with (panla olosan) one fish like this. Anyone help me with the English name. Will cook rice with fried plantain with cold water. I'll now serve each dish into different plates.... Take it up to his room... Then Nigga would call his friend,they will lock the door and feast... This went on for more than 3 months before my mom called me to know the daughter of whom I am . The whole cooking levels reduced. I started washing clothes, plates, buying airtime for him with my small money ....

Ladies matter plenty I no fit yarn finish

Nigga sha served me breakfast along the way... His future wife was staying in the room next to him.... Me I was doing abelejayan , good girl me. I was so downcasted that I missed my 3 gst exams .... Premium tears 24/7 .

Since then me sef don turn redpiller


Ladies I took the red pill once and for all


Ladies share your simping experience

Jeon
Siofra
Candidlady

And every other ladies...

She licked your plate too ...why did you deliberately left that part out

Dorwadora:
There was this guy I once dated for a short while. I feel so ashame to say this but it was during my year one. Very nice guy that made my young heart flutter. He was a finalist and he told me he wanted to marry me, he said Dora would you wait for me ... I said yes ... Mumu me

My mom was earning 890 naira per day then as per working at a factory. I would call her up every now and then requesting for money and foodstuffs little did she know that her daughter was a chef. Nigga doesn't eat meat and swallow....I would cook stew with (panla olosan) one fish like this. Anyone help me with the English name. Will cook rice with fried plantain with cold water. I'll now serve each dish into different plates.... Take it up to his room... Then Nigga would call his friend,they will lock the door and feast... This went on for more than 3 months before my mom called me to know the daughter of whom I am . The whole cooking levels reduced. I started washing clothes, plates, buying airtime for him with my small money ....

Ladies matter plenty I no fit yarn finish

Nigga sha served me breakfast along the way... His future wife was staying in the room next to him.... Me I was doing abelejayan , good girl me. I was so downcasted that I missed my 3 gst exams .... Premium tears 24/7 .

Since then me sef don turn redpiller


Ladies I took the red pill once and for all


Ladies share your simping experience

Jeon
Siofra
Candidlady

And every other ladies...

Where una dey meet this type of guy? Me too wan meet girl like you na.


Ubunja, have you read this?

@dorwadora, don't tell me that he did not phvck you very well.

ashewoboy:
@dorwadora, don't tell me that he did not phvck you very well.

he did not... His fiancee was staying next door then... So in the night he'll go inside her room and take in his slippers, then by 2am or 3am he'll go back to his room.


My young heart was used to play ludo

Dorwadora:
The thread was for we ladies to have fun and talk. Even though I know deep down in my heart that some men will interfere, I never expected it to turn to this whole thing ..... I'm so sad

Nairaland makes You Sad

Wonderful ! You sef like Drama!

Saxxon:
Keep quiet you fool. You're on this forum 24/7 yet you claim not to know what a "simp" is? Even if you don't know, Google nor dey? Why must you showcase your stupidity in public? A thread was created for ladies to air their views, you carried your foolishness to the thread. Now the whole forum knows you're an idiot

Wise one, keep ranting. But you cannot tell me posts to avoid on Nairaland. The forum is not yours.

Truth is, if you are a guy with a good look and better personalities ladies will simp for you. Be calm, have a good communication skill, be a little jovial too.. You are a king and you can make a girl's puna tremble, vibrate and quaver just by sighting you. This is their weakness, they have a very soft heart. God bless my mom for this wonderful face i inherited from her, ladies chase me but i'm broke for now and i gats make money to make everything complete.

Dorwadora:
The thread was for we ladies to have fun and talk. Even though I know deep down in my heart that some men will interfere, I never expected it to turn to this whole thing ..... I'm so sad

pele.

.

ashewoboy:




Where una dey meet this type of guy? Me too wan meet girl like you na.

Ubunja, have you read this?

no, thanks for the mention,,, let me read...

immortalcrown:
Please, what does simping mean?

If you can type on dz platform you can as well use your browser to search the Internet for the meaning.

Dorwadora:
;DThere was this guy I once dated for a short while. I feel so ashame to say this but it was during my year one. Very nice guy that made my young heart flutter. He was a finalist and he told me he wanted to marry me, he said Dora would you wait for me ... I said yes ... Mumu me

My mom was earning 890 naira per day then as per working at a factory. I would call her up every now and then requesting for money and foodstuffs little did she know that her daughter was a chef. Nigga doesn't eat meat and swallow....I would cook stew with (panla olosan) one fish like this. Anyone help me with the English name. Will cook rice with fried plantain with cold water. I'll now serve each dish into different plates.... Take it up to his room... Then Nigga would call his friend,they will lock the door and feast... This went on for more than 3 months before my mom called me to know the daughter of whom I am . The whole cooking levels reduced. I started washing clothes, plates, buying airtime for him with my small money ....

Ladies matter plenty I no fit yarn finish

Nigga sha served me breakfast along the way... His future wife was staying in the room next to him.... Me I was doing abelejayan , good girl me. I was so downcasted that I missed my 3 gst exams .... Premium tears 24/7 .

Since then me sef don turn redpiller


Ladies I took the red pill once and for all


Ladies share your simping experience

Jeon
Siofra
Candidlady

And every other ladies...

everything men do, women will always want a piece of the action. What the hell is this shiit??

Dorwadora:
On the contrary... The humanity in him was not totally gone .... He never had sex with me... But money, time, food..... Nigga took advantage of the naive, omo mummy 18 years old me. I work like mad.... Scrub jeans tire

You are lying.

Natajo2021:
If you can type on dz platform you can as well use your browser to search the Internet for the meaning.

Is it a crime to ask a question on this platform? Is this platform not part of the Internet?

immortalcrown:

Wise one, keep ranting. But you cannot tell me posts to avoid on Nairaland. The forum is not yours.

Shameless he-goat. You dey find as you go take start conversation with woman inside her own thread wey she specify say na for "ladies only". Mumu!

Natajo2021:

If you can type on dz platform you can as well use your browser to search the Internet for the meaning.

Lol, don't mind the fool. He was trying to initiate a conversation with the OP of this thread. He knows very what simping is and how to find it's meaning.

cuffee:
why do you hate men? The same men that released their sperm for you to be born. Why? Are you okay?

You're assuming a lot of things.

Why do you look down on women and hate them, the same women that released their ovum for you to be born. Why? Are you okay?

When i was in the university i had mad crush for on a banker and then we finally met face to face inside the bank when i went to withdraw money on my birthday i was having issues with my atm i forgot my pin then i was asked to meet him so we started talking and then oga asked for my number oh ehn i was super happy best birthday ever and he called later that day oh that we should chill na outside school if it’s fine i said please oh it’s very fine he said okay. After like two days oga called again me i rush pack my things as he dey close for work me i follow enter motor with am go bar after bar we go house na so matter start oh all my mind na if he disvirgin me he go marry me na so oga make me fall in love only for me to confess my feelings oga say he is taken and about to wed… i faint once ��