Magnoliaa:


Okay, I thought this was a one-time shit initially and cruise, but it seems as if you want to be moving MÂD. If you don't respect yourself and stop giving me needless mentions, I'll make you.

eedhrisademola:
From the HANDS of the EARTH.

illicit:
Make una no vex, e don do



Ishilove cum n share ur simp story if any

Ximenez:
But sincerely, a woman in love is a world best simp. She'll do anything and everything without thinking.

ChoCho54:
Ok. So, there was this guy I dated back then. Nice and handsome dude from Delta. He was into business and hustled around Mandilas.

Every weekend, he will come and pick me from my house to spend the weekend in his house.

This guy loved native dresses and had a lot of Senegalese. He wears them to work everyday.

So I would come around on Friday, before we got home, we would eat at a buka. Get home and sleep. He lived with his younger brother.

In the morning, I will fry some eggs and make tea and bread. I will put for his brother separately and put our own together. This dude would never stop eating until the last part of the egg was off the plates.

I was usually not full every time because he eats very fast.

After the half -chop, dude will go inside and bring out all the Senegalese he wore during the week and jeans too. Thick American jeans of those days oooo

Then he will buy soap and cold water starch. I will wash and wash and wash. After washing, I will starch them and dry.

Then on Sunday, I will start ironing them

The ironing starts after another bout of half-chop breakfast oo. The guy always eats fast and would not rise until the last food is gone.

By 4pm, it's time for me to go back home. The guy was very stingy. After all the hard labor, he gives me exactly the tfare that would take me home which was N15 Kpomkwem. And that was for Molue not small buses. Nothing extra to use to maintain the thing he usually likes to eat.

One day, he gave me N30 for tfare, when he came to my house after two days and I wasn't around, he was very angry. When he saw me later, he said because I have enough money on my hands, that's why I dey Waka Waka

This continued like a bad cycle for months until one day.

Dude took me to Mr Biggs, ordered two meat pie, two donuts and two scotch eggs for himself. And then ordered one meat pie and one donut and scotch egg for me by himself ooo. I was never asked to take what I wanted.

Omor, that was the last straw!

I told him it was over when he came next weekend to fetch his washerman!

Nonsense!

Cc..dorwadora

Dorwadora:
.... That would have been a long time ago ma if I'm right .... Now you've turn to big mama to those kind of thing

Dorwadora:
There was this guy I once dated for a short while. I feel so ashame to say this but it was during my year one. Very nice guy that made my young heart flutter. He was a finalist and he told me he wanted to marry me, he said Dora would you wait for me ... I said yes ... Mumu me

My mom was earning 890 naira per day then as per working at a factory. I would call her up every now and then requesting for money and foodstuffs little did she know that her daughter was a chef. Nigga doesn't eat meat and swallow....I would cook stew with (panla olosan) one fish like this. Anyone help me with the English name. Will cook rice with fried plantain with cold water. I'll now serve each dish into different plates.... Take it up to his room... Then Nigga would call his friend,they will lock the door and feast... This went on for more than 3 months before my mom called me to know the daughter of whom I am . The whole cooking levels reduced. I started washing clothes, plates, buying airtime for him with my small money ....

Ladies matter plenty I no fit yarn finish

Nigga sha served me breakfast along the way... His future wife was staying in the room next to him.... Me I was doing abelejayan , good girl me. I was so downcasted that I missed my 3 gst exams .... Premium tears 24/7 .

Since then me sef don turn redpiller


Ladies I took the red pill once and for all


Ladies share your simping experience

Jeon
Siofra
Candidlady

And every other ladies...

ChoCho54:
Lawd have mercy!!

Magnoliaa:


Okay, I thought this was a one-time shit initially and cruise, but it seems as if you want to be moving MÂD. If you don't respect yourself and stop giving me needless mentions, I'll make you.

Dorwadora:
There was this guy I once dated for a short while. I feel so ashame to say this but it was during my year one. Very nice guy that made my young heart flutter. He was a finalist and he told me he wanted to marry me, he said Dora would you wait for me ... I said yes ... Mumu me

My mom was earning 890 naira per day then as per working at a factory. I would call her up every now and then requesting for money and foodstuffs little did she know that her daughter was a chef. Nigga doesn't eat meat and swallow....I would cook stew with (panla olosan) one fish like this. Anyone help me with the English name. Will cook rice with fried plantain with cold water. I'll now serve each dish into different plates.... Take it up to his room... Then Nigga would call his friend,they will lock the door and feast... This went on for more than 3 months before my mom called me to know the daughter of whom I am . The whole cooking levels reduced. I started washing clothes, plates, buying airtime for him with my small money ....

Ladies matter plenty I no fit yarn finish

Nigga sha served me breakfast along the way... His future wife was staying in the room next to him.... Me I was doing abelejayan , good girl me. I was so downcasted that I missed my 3 gst exams .... Premium tears 24/7 .

Since then me sef don turn redpiller


Ladies I took the red pill once and for all


Ladies share your simping experience

Jeon
Siofra
Candidlady

And every other ladies...

BRATISLAVA:
What is he saying?

Magnoliaa:


Cow-dung-induced rants most likely.

Dorwadora:
There was this guy I once dated for a short while. I feel so ashame to say this but it was during my year one. Very nice guy that made my young heart flutter. He was a finalist and he told me he wanted to marry me, he said Dora would you wait for me ... I said yes ... Mumu me

My mom was earning 890 naira per day then as per working at a factory. I would call her up every now and then requesting for money and foodstuffs little did she know that her daughter was a chef. Nigga doesn't eat meat and swallow....I would cook stew with (panla olosan) one fish like this. Anyone help me with the English name. Will cook rice with fried plantain with cold water. I'll now serve each dish into different plates.... Take it up to his room... Then Nigga would call his friend,they will lock the door and feast... This went on for more than 3 months before my mom called me to know the daughter I am

BRATISLAVA:


What is he saying?

ChoCho54:
Ok. So, there was this guy I dated back then. Nice and handsome dude from Delta. He was into business and hustled around Mandilas.

Every weekend, he will come and pick me from my house to spend the weekend in his house.

This guy loved native dresses and had a lot of Senegalese. He wears them to work everyday.

So I would come around on Friday, before we got home, we would eat at a buka. Get home and sleep. He lived with his younger brother.

In the morning, I will fry some eggs and make tea and bread. I will put for his brother separately and put our own together. This dude would never stop eating until the last part of the egg was off the plates.

I was usually not full every time because he eats very fast.

After the half -chop, dude will go inside and bring out all the Senegalese he wore during the week and jeans too. Thick American jeans of those days oooo

Then he will buy soap and cold water starch. I will wash and wash and wash. After washing, I will starch them and dry.

Then on Sunday, I will start ironing them

The ironing starts after another bout of half-chop breakfast oo. The guy always eats fast and would not rise until the last food is gone.

By 4pm, it's time for me to go back home. The guy was very stingy. After all the hard labor, he gives me exactly the tfare that would take me home which was N15 Kpomkwem. And that was for Molue not small buses. Nothing extra to use to maintain the thing he usually likes to eat.

One day, he gave me N30 for tfare, when he came to my house after two days and I wasn't around, he was very angry. When he saw me later, he said because I have enough money on my hands, that's why I dey Waka Waka

This continued like a bad cycle for months until one day.

Dude took me to Mr Biggs, ordered two meat pie, two donuts and two scotch eggs for himself. And then ordered one meat pie and one donut and scotch egg for me by himself ooo. I was never asked to take what I wanted.

Omor, that was the last straw!

I told him it was over when he came next weekend to fetch his washerman!

Nonsense!

Cc..dorwadora

TechSpecialist:
so this IPOB terrorist is now gay?
Keep deceiving yourself on this forum when we all know you got hairy balls down there

ChoCho54:
Ko ni daa fun iyawo baba e! Asinwin!

ChoCho54:
Ok. So, there was this guy I dated back then. Nice and handsome dude from Delta. He was into business and hustled around Mandilas.

Every weekend, he will come and pick me from my house to spend the weekend in his house.

This guy loved native dresses and had a lot of Senegalese. He wears them to work everyday.

So I would come around on Friday, before we got home, we would eat at a buka. Get home and sleep. He lived with his younger brother.

In the morning, I will fry some eggs and make tea and bread. I will put for his brother separately and put our own together. This dude would never stop eating until the last part of the egg was off the plates.

I was usually not full every time because he eats very fast.

After the half -chop, dude will go inside and bring out all the Senegalese he wore during the week and jeans too. Thick American jeans of those days oooo

Then he will buy soap and cch. I will wash

Palema007:
For the fact you could insinuate that I form "something" means there is a little hope on your redemption. All hope isn't lost on you.

Lol... BTW it's good to know your momma's occupation. You shouldn't hate her though you were fed from it!

Quick question: How much was her charge per night?

Magnoliaa:


Sorry, dear. I've had a sex reassignment surgery and transitioned, so no stories.

TechSpecialist:
I'm igbo so I don't understand yoruba

Palema007:


Would have shared my story, but I found toying with Kris's microdiick more fun.

Wait! Did you just changed to "m" ?

cuffee:
you are a dunce

ChoCho54:
Rie nsi!

cuffee:
anu mpama. Ibu disgrace to the entire ibo nation

cuffee:
i would love to meet you ariza