You're inside a keke, and the driver ask you to tie his tampoline, curtain, hold a rope.

PLEASE never do it, it may be a genuine request, but it can be also be a false request to distract you, while the person sitting next to you, steal your valuables.

Only help them if you are the only one inside the vehicle.

In the case of false request, After their mission is successful, they give you sudden excuses why they can't reach your destination.
Like they are fighting, so they can't reach there, like the keke has faults that he needs to reach the mechanic immediately ( and the keke is working perfectly) bunch of silly excuses.

Please stay vigilant.
I just carried a girl who was robbed of her phone and project money and that was the story she told me.
I rest my case.

True
This Keke guys annoy me alot
Almost all of them like using their Keke to steal and commit different attrocities

If rain dey fall kon?

Thanks for sharing!

True talk, the guys at the back are his accomplice

New day,new trick

omo same style den use steal my phone last year for jos

There was a day I boarded a Keke napep at opebi going to iPodo market.The Keke rider was deliberately riding on potholes so that his Keke would bounced and was also talking loudly,thereby causing distraction to other passengers.Meanwhile,a passenger who was his accomplice has dipped his hands into the pocket of a passenger sitting close to him.After he has successfully committed his crime,he quickly asked the rider to stop.Before we know it he has flee within a seconds.
Na #20k he removed from the passenger's pocket.I no know how he removed such amount of money from his victim without his knowledge.

That was how they took my phone from my pocket. Me thinking my phone was inside my bag, as I usually keep it in there

cumoverna:
You're inside a keke, and the driver ask you to tie his tampoline, curtain, hold a rope.

PLEASE never do it, it may be a genuine request, but it can be also be a false request to distract you, while the person sitting next to you, steal your valuables.

Only help them if you are the only one inside the vehicle.

In the case of false request, After their mission is successful, they give you sudden excuses why they can't reach your destination.
Like they are fighting, so they can't reach there, like the keke has faults that he needs to reach the mechanic immediately ( and the keke is working perfectly) bunch of silly excuses.

Please stay vigilant.
I just carried a girl who was robbed of her phone and project money and that was the story she told me.
I rest my case.

Even without them distracting you, Inside Keke has always been the most perfect place your phone or money will accidentally drop due to restricted body movement and tight space.
Security Tips:
*Drop your phones in your Bag long before you enter Keke. Note: not when inside the Keke!
*If not with Bags, use phone cuffs firmly secure around your wrist!
*Inside Keke should be the last place you want to chat or tweet. Safe it for later and safe your valuables!
*If you are carrying too many handies, avoid the passengers seat!

True

Na inside keke, dem carry one new pop4 wey I say make I manage after my phone spoil

The pop4 never even reach 1 month

Be careful inside keke

Since that day, most times when I dey spot wey be say I fit dey predisposed to pickpockets, I go just hold my phone for hand throughout

SporaD8:
Even without them distracting you, Inside Keke has always been the most perfect place your phone or money will accidentally drop due to restricted body movement and tight space.
Security Tips:
*Drop your phones in your Bag long before you enter Keke. Note: not when inside the Keke!
*If not with Bags, use phone cuffs firmly secure around your wrist!
*Inside Keke should be the last place you want to chat or tweet. Safe it for later and safe your valuables!
*If you are carrying too many handies, avoid the passengers seat!

I told an empty keke that i was going to Venn Road in Onitsha, he asked me to enter, suddenly 3 guys and a woman in quick succession saying new market, since i don't know the way, i kept quite...

The guy in native sat to my right, while the woman came through the left, being female i allowed her and stayed center, on our way the guy in native kept shuffling and i didn't bother..., i had my phone in my right pocket and my wallet in my left pocket and having to hunch because i was supporting a bagco sack with a 110KVA cummins WA flywheel inside.
When they got to the junction i was to alight, the guy in native only adjusted asking me to alight, immediately i complained of the difficulty with my luggage, one of the two passangers in front came down and turned round to help me, in all this, my phone was gone.

I paid and then turned and went back, it took me over 10 minutes to check for my phone and found that the baggas have stolen it.

Hi Dorwadora Hope you are getting better.

Can't wait for you to bounce back.

I have experienced this before.The werey kekeman told me to keep my phone that police were at the front, I said ok I put it inside my bag the werey said no I should put it in my pocket giving me a foolish reason I can't recall again.I obliged him because I wanted to see how strong his "jazz" was.After the usual shift curtain,dont use one hand,oga do am well use your two hand etc.The idiot said he's not going my direction.I confirmed my phone was still with me before alighting if not them for put tire for the two werey neck.

Thanks. Never lose guard

cumoverna:
You're inside a keke, and the driver ask you to tie his tampoline, curtain, hold a rope.

PLEASE never do it, it may be a genuine request, but it can be also be a false request to distract you, while the person sitting next to you, steal your valuables.

Only help them if you are the only one inside the vehicle.

In the case of false request, After their mission is successful, they give you sudden excuses why they can't reach your destination.
Like they are fighting, so they can't reach there, like the keke has faults that he needs to reach the mechanic immediately ( and the keke is working perfectly) bunch of silly excuses.

Please stay vigilant.
I just carried a girl who was robbed of her phone and project money and that was the story she told me.
I rest my case.

This almost happened to a co worker of mine when she was rushing some where. But her saving grace was that:

1. She doesn't like to sit in the middle of keke passengers when entering. (Second guy wey dey back jump commot when middle seat trap no work)

2. She views every negroe as thief.

3. She dey agile, so when she see say keke don slow down and e clear say passenger and driver na confirmed thieves, she jump commot sharp sharp.

So the rope strategy no come work for them...dey carry am reach half her journey for free.

Dumb negroe strategy.

Jeon:
Hi Dorwadora
Hope you are getting better.


Can't wait for you to bounce back.

Thanks Jeon for checking on me.... I'm grateful.

I'm not getting better but now that I'm at home I'll be fine soon by God's grace.

Thanks love.

Thanks for the info

noted

Lalasticlala

cumoverna:
You're inside a keke, and the driver ask you to tie his tampoline, curtain, hold a rope.

PLEASE never do it, it may be a genuine request, but it can be also be a false request to distract you, while the person sitting next to you, steal your valuables.

Only help them if you are the only one inside the vehicle.

In the case of false request, After their mission is successful, they give you sudden excuses why they can't reach your destination.
Like they are fighting, so they can't reach there, like the keke has faults that he needs to reach the mechanic immediately ( and the keke is working perfectly) bunch of silly excuses.

Please stay vigilant.
I just carried a girl who was robbed of her phone and project money and that was the story she told me.
I rest my case.

Alaye, coman complete your gist. Wgere you carry the girl go?
Za oza room?
Abi u sef dey drive keke?






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Conwarden:



Alaye, coman complete your gist. Wgere you carry the girl go?
Za oza room?
Abi u sef dey drive keke?






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Yes I be driver sir

Nor be lie. Them dey even carry gun dey rob people for keke now.
Before you enter any keke, make sure say you observe am well before you enter.

cumoverna:
You're inside a keke, and the driver ask you to tie his tampoline, curtain, hold a rope.

PLEASE never do it, it may be a genuine request, but it can be also be a false request to distract you, while the person sitting next to you, steal your valuables.

Only help them if you are the only one inside the vehicle.

In the case of false request, After their mission is successful, they give you sudden excuses why they can't reach your destination.
Like they are fighting, so they can't reach there, like the keke has faults that he needs to reach the mechanic immediately ( and the keke is working perfectly) bunch of silly excuses.

Please stay vigilant.
I just carried a girl who was robbed of her phone and project money and that was the story she told me.
I rest my case.

cumoverna:
You're inside a keke, and the driver ask you to tie his tampoline, curtain, hold a rope.

PLEASE never do it, it may be a genuine request, but it can be also be a false request to distract you, while the person sitting next to you, steal your valuables.

Only help them if you are the only one inside the vehicle.

In the case of false request, After their mission is successful, they give you sudden excuses why they can't reach your destination.
Like they are fighting, so they can't reach there, like the keke has faults that he needs to reach the mechanic immediately ( and the keke is working perfectly) bunch of silly excuses.

Please stay vigilant.
I just carried a girl who was robbed of her phone and project money and that was the story she told me.
I rest my case.

Bro..I carry babies in my range rover
U carry bzbes in keke(wot ever that mean)
so u u want the keke driver to jump on tampoline...correct?
bro r u OK sir?(no oofencse)

PumpumPrince:



Bro..I carry babies in my range rover
U carry bzbes in keke(wot ever that mean)
so u u want the keke driver to jump on tampoline...correct?
bro r u OK sir?(no oofencse)

Please read again comprehensively.

This one wey you talk nor relate to wetin I yarn just now.

cumoverna:

Yes I be driver sir

Ok. Well done bro.
God bless our legit hustles.
Thanks for the heads-up.


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