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Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by fcentauri8(m): 9:25pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
I've never tried a pickup line outside of a joking situation, here's a straight forward and amusing one that may get u slapped: Nice Shoes, wanna Bleep? |
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Nobody: 9:25pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
Oh yeah the car is really something but hell # I didn't buy it 45 mins ago |
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by deniyor: 9:29pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
talina: |
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by deniyor: 9:30pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
REALITY101: **CLAPS** |
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Nobody: 9:32pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
deniyor: Nice to meet you Deniyor! bye bye |
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by 195(f): 9:52pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
REALITY101:
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Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Nobody: 5:32am On Aug 14, 2011 |
hey beatiful, you re very fine, i just want to harvest you! |
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Nobody: 5:33am On Aug 14, 2011 |
hey beautiful, can i sow my seed in your soil? |
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by BodyKiss(m): 6:02am On Aug 14, 2011 |
I thought I'd know what to say by the time I get close to you. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Sike(m): 7:57am On Aug 14, 2011 |
My Best Lines: 1) I Can be the Tarzan to your Jane. 2) I will Protect you even without Muscles. 3) I never met a girl like you that makes me wanna settle down. 4) Are you Religious? Good! Cuz am the answer to your Prayers. |
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Sike(m): 8:14am On Aug 14, 2011 |
My Best Lines: 1) I Can be the Tarzan to your Jane. 2) I will Protect you even without Muscles. 3) I never met a girl like you that makes me wanna settle down. 4) Are you Religious? Good! Cuz am the answer to your Prayers. |
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by eghost247(m): 8:27am On Aug 14, 2011 |
funny thread |
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by rhymz(m): 8:45am On Aug 14, 2011 |
Damn Gurl, you stand like a tall glass of water and am telling you up front, gurl, I am thirsty. |
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by dabrake(m): 8:55am On Aug 14, 2011 |
If english speakin countries adopt pix dict'nary in xchange 4 d word dictionary, they'ld nid ur pix 4 d wrd C.H.A.R.M.I.N.G. , . dat wuz in 2004 and i dnt think i'ld eva 4get dat |
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Wadosky(m): 9:20am On Aug 14, 2011 |
Hi,may I know ur beautiful name |
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Connoisseur(m): 9:24am On Aug 14, 2011 |
BodyKiss: would try this sometime |
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by stillme(m): 9:32am On Aug 14, 2011 |
When i see come you around,you got me high as if i shack alomo. |
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by tEsLim(m): 9:54am On Aug 14, 2011 |
1. Hey; excuse me for a minute I usually dont do this as I"m quit rusty with toasting and all that but I would like to know you. Pardon me for my word choice , I'm Teslim, whats your name 2. Hi, how are you doing , I see you're busy / heading somewhere , I didn't plan this either; you look super gorgeous 1 minute more I'll be stuttering , can I have your number so I can holla later. Who knowz ? Little chat , a drink or few later , get to know each other , 3. Being in love is good for the health. Not asking that you love me right now , but you can like me real hard Just saying though can't remember all the lines i've used. It all depends on the situation. |
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Gbenge77(m): 10:15am On Aug 14, 2011 |
talina:-40? |
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by violent(m): 10:16am On Aug 14, 2011 |
1. Hey; excuse me for a minute I usually dont do this as I"m quit rusty with toasting [/b]and all that but I would like to know you. [b]Pardon me for my word choice , I'm Teslim, whats your name
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Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by deniyor: 10:20am On Aug 14, 2011 |
Gbenge 77:We had -58c two years ago. One night only. That's been the coldest I've seen it. |
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by deniyor: 10:23am On Aug 14, 2011 |
talina:Pleasure is all mine. See you around. |
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by cantell(m): 10:24am On Aug 14, 2011 |
tEsLim:Nice one! |
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by iz2much: 10:25am On Aug 14, 2011 |
hmm. e be like say we don meet before, Girl- No i dont think so well i go like sample you, . u nokia or china |
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Anvaller: 11:13am On Aug 14, 2011 |
Hmm! interesting. I feel some guys up here. the ladies too, very nice hahaha. Me for instance: Me: Hey pretty how are you? Lady: Fine, u?, Me, Hmmm let me guess where you come from , Lady: (very bright smile in her face, looking straight in your eyes, curious about ur guess) AT THIS POINT IF UR GUESS IS RIGHT, SHE'D BE LIKE "WOW U R RIGHT", LOOSEN UP MORE AND WANNA TALK WITH U MORE. then u should be smart to know when to inject more punchlines. IF THE GUESS WAS WRONG, never mind, if u ask at that point she would tell u. Ok lets assume she said Lagos and then ur punch line should be wow wow u look good enuff to be miss Lagos If it is outside Nigeria then of course the lady is from another country, then u substitute Lagos for the name of her country. I tell ya, ladies like that, then you can do the follow up immediately. Another one that works at least very well for me. If u really wanna tell a lady u like her. "U know u look very beautiful and I always feel like telling you something about it but huuu, I feel nervous each time" RIGHT THERE, Thats the punch line, u have said it all. NOTE, dont say this while laughing or even smiling, try not to look any sarcastic, give a serious look and straight into her eyes. At this point, U have automatically ignited her sympathy for u and she would be the one asking more and more question. She would be curious to know what xactly you have in mind. U are now in a comfortable situation if she is the one pushing you talk. Another one U can look for a feature on the lady and capitalise on it. "Wow u ve got nice shape, Many ladies would have to do surgery to look like you" "Wow nice height are you into modelling?" If she is a little fat, u can still blow her away by saying this "I must tell you, I love ladies with curves, u r pretty curvy!!!" If she is a lady with nice make up and beautiful manicure. Think fast and wrap a punchline around it. Reason, she spent alot of time and may be even money to make her nails and face look beautiful so she would appreciate it very well if you recognise that. "By the way, you look fine hmm, (now looking at her nails) wow ur nails her looking EDIBLE, HAHAHA sorry if sound nasty, its just that your nails her looking very captivating" Bye evryone |
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by HeroKing: 12:55pm On Aug 14, 2011 |
You see, na me get that Hummer over there. The second one dey house; e be automatic. Na dis one I det take when i just wan take a stroll. You go do or yu no go do? |
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by tEsLim(m): 1:11pm On Aug 14, 2011 |
Igbo boy: How far? I gbadun you , wetin you dey do tonite? Remember say na Friday be today , no dull yourself , nsewu, nkowbi anything wey you want. Babe: Ok Igbo boy: GIve me number make i call you for that kain 10 o clock Babe: Ah! 10 too late oh when we go come back then Igbo boy: No dey do like small pikin na till dawn be that na , (basically when its too late to go back home you know you are increasing chances of getting that womanliness same day plus you guys both be drunk when you get inside and you can blame it on the 40% Alch) |
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Nobody: 1:20pm On Aug 14, 2011 |
Are there guyz who still walk up to random ladies on the street? Too big for that. I simply ask my younger ones to go call her come. By saying, pls my big bros said i should call you. Is right over there. Simple. |
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Nayah(f): 1:27pm On Aug 14, 2011 |
"Your parents are terrorist" because you're a bomb, I could'nt help laughing so "creative" |
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by MrCork17: 1:29pm On Aug 14, 2011 |
Madam HALT There: Identify your sef and phone number!! |
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by MrCork17: 1:33pm On Aug 14, 2011 |
Favourite weekebnd club line: Madam, excuse me dance! |
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by alosiby92(f): 1:45pm On Aug 14, 2011 |
Excuse me, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life and I was wondering if I could interview you. . . . Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT! nice ones. . .those had me cracking up Anvaller: |
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